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Another day, another entitled douchebag parking wherever the fuck they want because, Murica.
This is on Middlesex Turnpike near the Burlington Mall. Typically, Burlington is better known for another shit stain on society, the FupaSlug, who likes to panhandle just up the road, with a large extra, extra iced lodged between her flapjacks, while napping standing up…
Let’s get back to this new jerkoff though. This is the second time this week I’ve seen some asshole park in between two handicaps spots in this fashion, like it’s somehow being less of a douchebag to do so. All you’re doing is making both spots unusable now, but who cares right?
You were only in the store a few minutes and nothing is going to stop you from getting your morning cup of Joe, right? The way he pulled in, coupled with the bozo in the black SUV to the right parked on the line, make that handicap spot completely unusable. How can anyone think this is OK to do, even for a second?
I didn’t take these photos, they were sent to me by someone from my towns group page. This person posted the first one with his plate blacked out (she’s way nicer than me), so I asked her if she wanted to send the unblocked pic, and I’d forward it to TurtleBoy Sports. She loved the idea and sent over this second pic that unmasked this dastardly culprit!
Wow, not exactly the picture of the culprit I had pre-sculpted in my mind! I was picturing either a
pharmaceutical sales bro in his thirties, or a stay at home wife that spends half her day saying, “I just
No, after seeing this work of art and since we’re all essentially Turtleboy, I decided to give this a go on
my own. I couldn’t let this guy, in all his glory, get passed off to someone else. I was under the presumption that only entitled pissant American’s did ignorant stuff like this? Now we
have Gupta’s ratchet cousin telling handicap people to go get fucked, because his Venti Decaf Soy Latte comes before anyone else, dammet!
Come on people! I don’t care where you live, or how many “inconvenient” handicap spots there are in
the parking lot. Those lines next to handicapped spots are NOT parking spaces. They’re for ramps to come down off the vans. Now they are stuck in the vehicle either way, until this maroon comes out. Shaming these people is the only way to get them to stop and sometimes that doesn’t even work.
Hopefully for Santa Allah Akbar and anyone else that thinks it’s ok to do this. Don’t! You will be Turtle
shamed, which hopefully will be enough of a deterrent to dissuade you from doing stupid shit like this in the future.