This is Jamal “Molly Mal” from Dalton (next to Pittsfield).
The Fiend Mile woke up yesterday and said to himself, “Ya know what I’m gonna do today? Sell $200 worth of food stamps for half price on a heavily trafficked western Mass Facebook yard sale group.”
Pro tip – if you’re an able bodied male trying to sell your unearned welfare on Facebook to strangers, try not to wear your $200 Jordans. The most amazing part about posts like this is the lack of self-awareness that makes them believe that this was a well thought out plan, and that it would be well received. Unfortunately for him the opposite happened, and now he’s on Turtleboy.
Don’t worry though, “big daddy” has plenty of cash for romantic nights out at Applebees with his “wife.”
Wedding bands.
Transportation to get his dog from one part of the state to the other.
New dogs to play with that dog when it finally arrives.
Nice cars.
96 inche TVs.
Fireball, Heineken and Natty Light.
And side bitches who only take payments in food stamps and crack.
He’s a real romantic at heart though. Last month he got married at City Hall and for the honeymoon he pissed in a cup for his probation officer.
That’s gonna be the plot line if Nicholas Sparks ever starts making crackhead protagonists.
Like many great con-artists before him, Gorge Foreman has mastered the art of using his crotch fruit for sympathy in order to raise cash for himself. He’s even smart enough to use stock photos that clearly show a completely different daughter and father who actually has his shit together and doesn’t have to lie to strangers on yard sale pages to make money.
But I think we all know where the money is really going….
Case studies show that 99% of people who use the #NeverGiveUp hashtage relapsed within the last 48 hours.
I’ve been doing blogs on people selling their food stamps on Facebook for years now, and I can tell you from experience that the market rate is about 60-75% face value. $200 worth of stamps should go for at least $120. The fact that he’s selling for $100 means the Fiend Mile knows that Diego got some new product this week and that shit is gonna go FAST! So he needs cash now. Sure, he could just sell some of his Jordan’s, but it’s easier to lie about being a single Dad working 2 jobs whose baby momma OD’d for sympathy.
Poor little semen demon is suffering from heart disease.
Sorry kid, but if your healthcare is in the hands of your sperm donor then you ain’t gonna live to see 12. Luckily it’s not, and your old man, who you likely have no relationship with, is just using you to raise money to fund his habits.
He also wanted to clarify that it’s not begging for money if you’re selling something.
Bruh, accepting food stamps in and of itself is an act of begging. Except you don’t even need them since you’re selling them and the first of the month is still 3 weeks away.
He did have his defenders though.
Tara Taft ain’t snitching on no one! You have to get used to that sort of lifestyle when you’re a washed up white chick who exclusively drills men from Holyoke who wear flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats.
It’s also racist to point out that a grown man selling food stamps on Facebook while wearing Jordans is problematic.
Terri Rough. You couldn’t possibly have a more appropriate last name to describe this woman.
That woman right there has seen some shit. That’ll happen when you’re a 4th string booty call Newport Light chimney.
Anyway, if the Fiend Mile wants to come on the live show this weekend to tell his side of the story he’s more than welcomed. Hit me up on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson!
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57 Comment(s)
When I grow up I want to be a negro.
And the IRS is trying to audit me…
I guess that you are not a tax free negro
I will bet that this NEGRO will not even lose his food stamps
Ok, he’s selling food stamps. Yes, he is a drug addict. I will admit he is dumb as a box of rocks. His appearance, true, is not not unlike a gorilla with special needs. His obesity can not be denied. The biggest sin committed here, however is by far taking his bird to Applebee’s. I always wondered who patronize that place. Now I know.
This is a day in the life of a BLACK man. You can see how oppressed that he is. You can see how poor he is.
You can see how he suffers.
But you can see how much effort he devotes to ensure that we have a kinder and more just and productive society.
Oh and I forgot to mention how much medical expense that he (Masshealth) has to pay.
Boy, this muthafuca really knows how to work the system.
Lives in a nice house
Drives a nice car
Can afford a dog taxi and a companion dog
Applebee’s
K Jewelers
96” flat screen
Akahall
Nice clothes
Hundreds in food stamps
Needs money
I don’t have any of that and I worked all my life.
I want to be a negro, where do I sign up?
Good point! Dyeing my skin as I write this. I chose “Charcoal-Smoke”. Looking forward to free food, free EBT cards and front row at the BLM rally. I hear they throw out grams of coke to the blackest, fattest nigras in da crowd. I should do well.
I would like to have all of that. I feel oppressed.
Y’all’s has ta sen me some meny cuz I b po
I be so po I can’t fode to pay attention
I be so po I can’t fode ta spend da night
I be so po I don’t be havin me a go chain
I be so po I jus ran outa words
Pleeze hep me yall
I can’t wait to see this ape take on Godzilla later this month. When Godzilla roasts him with a good blast of fire breath, it’s going to smell like a KFC during Kwanzaa.
We are the only country in the world where you can be poor, but also eat to your heart is contented and be a big flat slob.
You think they could pull that shit off in India?
Well back to work – I gotta pay for Jamal’s next rim job in his Mercedes.
LOL
I pray for a Turtleboy curse. The curse being anyone featured in his blog dies within a month. This gives them a chance to refute the blog and have it taken down, like the chinstrap tornado from Chelmsford. The tax payers in this state would millions….but democrats would still have them as voters.
Hey Unc
Are you up yet?
Where are today’s stories ?
Just came up with the ultimate Turtleboy name for this blob:
“George Foreskin”
What’s a pic of Steven Tyler doing in this article?
You’re an embarassment to this family.
Choking on a chicken wing.
Because of the 250 pounds of extra fat pushing against my lungs
Dats one fat fried chicken eating mutha fuckin n!gga right there.
Lord, where do you find all these losers?
WTF is up with these people? Selling stamps and other people wearing the flat brimmed Bulls hat? The stereotypes are so bad. They have no one to blame but themselves. That blonde chick is kinda hot but not really cuz all she does is bang ratchets.
Fuck Democrats. This is exactly who they are helping. Send this asshole $1400, & $1400 for each of his kids, so he can buy some status shit so that nobody thinks he’s a loser.
Food stamps go for 50%. I dont know where you got “60-75%”, but I’ve lived in places like Brockton, and they always go for half.
The blacks like to call selling food stamps, “hustlin”
Not surprised. Proud of the fact that are literally given an asset and sell it for 1/2 of its market value. Nigonomics at it’s finest.
And you like to call sweeping Targets parking lot “working”
Did you notice his white wife
Every negroes mission in life is to fuck a white woman even if she looks like shit run over twice like this fat four eyed cunt
Jamal you fat black cocksucker
What is a big fat tub o shit like you doing getting food stamps
You look like the Michelin tire man dipped in shit twice
Jamal the pot bellied lawn jockey
Dear poor malnourished charcoal-toned man,
We just stumbled upon this horrific website due to the fact that we were blogged about ourselves just yesterday, but that’s a different story. As a woke town of liberals who all agree that Black Lives Matter, we want to help. Rather than purchase your food stamps at a discount, we would like to pay you a premium. We’ll pay $350 for your $200 worth of food (these cards do work at Whole Foods, right?)
All we ask in return is that when your ilk start chimping out this summer when Derek Chauvin is acquitted, please riot in nearby Concord or Lincoln (they don’t really care for you darkies that much in those towns).
Thank you and we wish the best for your heart-troubled little negress.
The Beta Males and Grey Haired Clams of Lexington
Look at that face! Eww!
Booty chick there must wonder why guys only want doggy style with her.
Let spic tormentor blog.
I’ve devised a fool proof system to determine if you should commit suicide or not. If you can answer the following question with a yes, do the right thing.
1) Have you ever sold EBT benefits for cash which are funded solely from the taxes of people who work?
2) There is no second question. If you answered yes to question number one why haven’t you done the right thing yet?
Hi Jamal! I would be a buyer at $75.00 and you would need to deliver them to Harvard Square. I hope we can do business.
Jordans and a Flat Brimmed Chicago Sport Ball Cap!
ST this is right in your wheelhouse kid!!
Dude pounds Natty Lights, dines at Applebees, still has Xmas stockings up in February, and seriously needs to consider salads and sit-ups. But I give him props, the side chick is hot as FUCK, I’d hit that!
Hope he OD’s on fentanyl and strychnine and is found in his suv after a month, they can use his ebt card to identify the body.
The fat fuck doesn’t need food stamps.
That pic look like Amanda Dewitts crack head ass.Good god girl you look like you belong on Mass ave.
Burn coal, pay the toll.
Let’s rate the woke white women in this post.
1. Chick at Applebee’s:
0 rating, coal burner.
2. Booty chick in the groid’s home:
0 rating, coal burner.
3. Tara Taft:
+5pts for being white and not morbidly obese.
-5pts for banging a wigger in a flat brim.
0 rating.
4. Terri Rough:
0 rating, no explanation needed.
Does dis white T-shirt make me look fat?
Cuz we don’t have no healthy food stores in our ‘hood. Only Popeyes, mack donnas, and da liquor store. Racism, man, RACISM.
That area of the state is like Lawrence with a nice view of the mountains. Southwestern Mississippi has more going for it
Yeah because the towns in Eastern Mass are just brimming with scholars
What the hell is it with grown ass adults and bathroom selfie’s?? Serious question
Only place they know of to find a mirror.
You all just racist. My daughter has a heart condition and shit. Plus, I low on Natty Light. She-iiiit.
WTF. There is no way this drug addicted gorilla is going to get punished one bit for this. Because, black. We paid over $100k in federal taxes last year and it goes towards food stamps that get sold for whiskey and heroin? This country sucks.
Only 100k? Pony up you piker and start paying your fair share. Millions of leeching lowlifes and public sector employees are depending on you.
I think you meant $100 dollars. The “K” means thousand.
Don’t be a stupid liar.
Why would you accuse me of lying? I am fully aware that K stands for thousands. Federal taxes were actually $121k, but I rounded down for simplicity sake. Not everyone on this site is a minimum wage cuck like you. Now go back to your fucking job at Wall-Mart, asshole.
This Jigaboo is definitely milking the taxpayers. We pay for him to play. Wanna starve him to death? Hide his food stamps in his work boots. Fuckin low life is just one step above the apes… Make that a half step
Look for his new single “1st of da month” dropping soon in the bootleg section of a bodega near you.
Negroes gonna neg.
Once you ladies go black, your a single mother
Typical low life nog. Where’s da white wimin be at?