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Dope Fiend Mile Selling $200 Worth Of Food Stamps On Facebook While Telling Sob Stories About Sick Crotch Fruit And Wearing Jordans 


This is Jamal “Molly Mal” from Dalton (next to Pittsfield).

The Fiend Mile woke up yesterday and said to himself, “Ya know what I’m gonna do today? Sell $200 worth of food stamps for half price on a heavily trafficked western Mass Facebook yard sale group.”

Pro tip – if you’re an able bodied male trying to sell your unearned welfare on Facebook to strangers, try not to wear your $200 Jordans.  The most amazing part about posts like this is the lack of self-awareness that makes them believe that this was a well thought out plan, and that it would be well received. Unfortunately for him the opposite happened, and now he’s on Turtleboy.

Don’t worry though, “big daddy” has plenty of cash for romantic nights out at Applebees with his “wife.”

Wedding bands.

Transportation to get his dog from one part of the state to the other.

New dogs to play with that dog when it finally arrives.

Nice cars.

96 inche TVs.

Fireball, Heineken and Natty Light.

And side bitches who only take payments in food stamps and crack.

He’s a real romantic at heart though. Last month he got married at City Hall and for the honeymoon he pissed in a cup for his probation officer.

That’s gonna be the plot line if Nicholas Sparks ever starts making crackhead protagonists.

Like many great con-artists before him, Gorge Foreman has mastered the art of using his crotch fruit for sympathy in order to raise cash for himself. He’s even smart enough to use stock photos that clearly show a completely different daughter and father who actually has his shit together and doesn’t have to lie to strangers on yard sale pages to make money.

But I think we all know where the money is really going….

Case studies show that 99% of people who use the #NeverGiveUp hashtage relapsed within the last 48 hours.

I’ve been doing blogs on people selling their food stamps on Facebook for years now, and I can tell you from experience that the market rate is about 60-75% face value. $200 worth of stamps should go for at least $120. The fact that he’s selling for $100 means the Fiend Mile knows that Diego got some new product this week and that shit is gonna go FAST! So he needs cash now. Sure, he could just sell some of his Jordan’s, but it’s easier to lie about being a single Dad working 2 jobs whose baby momma OD’d for sympathy.

Poor little semen demon is suffering from heart disease.

Sorry kid, but if your healthcare is in the hands of your sperm donor then you ain’t gonna live to see 12. Luckily it’s not, and your old man, who you likely have no relationship with, is just using you to raise money to fund his habits.

He also wanted to clarify that it’s not begging for money if you’re selling something.

Bruh, accepting food stamps in and of itself is an act of begging. Except you don’t even need them since you’re selling them and the first of the month is still 3 weeks away.

He did have his defenders though.

Tara Taft ain’t snitching on no one! You have to get used to that sort of lifestyle when you’re a washed up white chick who exclusively drills men from Holyoke who wear flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats.

It’s also racist to point out that a grown man selling food stamps on Facebook while wearing Jordans is problematic.

Terri Rough. You couldn’t possibly have a more appropriate last name to describe this woman.

That woman right there has seen some shit. That’ll happen when you’re a 4th string booty call Newport Light chimney.

Anyway, if the Fiend Mile wants to come on the live show this weekend to tell his side of the story he’s more than welcomed. Hit me up on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson!


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57 Comment(s)
  • Whitey
    March 16, 2021 at 8:23 am

    When I grow up I want to be a negro.

  • OuttaCoffee
    March 13, 2021 at 8:16 pm

    And the IRS is trying to audit me…

    • Equality
      March 13, 2021 at 8:31 pm

      I guess that you are not a tax free negro

      March 14, 2021 at 2:39 pm

      I will bet that this NEGRO will not even lose his food stamps

  • The Biggest Sin of All
    March 13, 2021 at 4:13 pm

    Ok, he’s selling food stamps. Yes, he is a drug addict. I will admit he is dumb as a box of rocks. His appearance, true, is not not unlike a gorilla with special needs. His obesity can not be denied. The biggest sin committed here, however is by far taking his bird to Applebee’s. I always wondered who patronize that place. Now I know.

    March 13, 2021 at 9:27 am

    This is a day in the life of a BLACK man. You can see how oppressed that he is. You can see how poor he is.
    You can see how he suffers.
    But you can see how much effort he devotes to ensure that we have a kinder and more just and productive society.

    • PS
      March 13, 2021 at 9:32 am

      Oh and I forgot to mention how much medical expense that he (Masshealth) has to pay.

  • Cleamus
    March 12, 2021 at 6:47 pm

    Boy, this muthafuca really knows how to work the system.
    Lives in a nice house
    Drives a nice car
    Can afford a dog taxi and a companion dog
    K Jewelers
    96” flat screen
    Nice clothes
    Hundreds in food stamps
    Needs money
    I don’t have any of that and I worked all my life.
    I want to be a negro, where do I sign up?

    • Gibs Me Dat
      March 12, 2021 at 11:54 pm

      Good point! Dyeing my skin as I write this. I chose “Charcoal-Smoke”. Looking forward to free food, free EBT cards and front row at the BLM rally. I hear they throw out grams of coke to the blackest, fattest nigras in da crowd. I should do well.

    • WHITEY
      March 13, 2021 at 8:26 am

      I would like to have all of that. I feel oppressed.

  • Tricky
    March 12, 2021 at 6:13 pm

    Y’all’s has ta sen me some meny cuz I b po
    I be so po I can’t fode to pay attention
    I be so po I can’t fode ta spend da night
    I be so po I don’t be havin me a go chain
    I be so po I jus ran outa words
    Pleeze hep me yall

  • King Kong Vs. Godzilla
    March 12, 2021 at 3:49 pm

    I can’t wait to see this ape take on Godzilla later this month. When Godzilla roasts him with a good blast of fire breath, it’s going to smell like a KFC during Kwanzaa.

  • America the beautiful
    March 12, 2021 at 11:52 am

    We are the only country in the world where you can be poor, but also eat to your heart is contented and be a big flat slob.
    You think they could pull that shit off in India?

    Well back to work – I gotta pay for Jamal’s next rim job in his Mercedes.

  • "Gorge" Foreman
    March 12, 2021 at 11:46 am


  • All ratchets should be euthanized
    March 12, 2021 at 9:43 am

    I pray for a Turtleboy curse. The curse being anyone featured in his blog dies within a month. This gives them a chance to refute the blog and have it taken down, like the chinstrap tornado from Chelmsford. The tax payers in this state would millions….but democrats would still have them as voters.

  • Good morning
    March 12, 2021 at 9:08 am

    Hey Unc
    Are you up yet?
    Where are today’s stories ?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 12, 2021 at 7:57 am

    Just came up with the ultimate Turtleboy name for this blob:

    “George Foreskin”

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 12, 2021 at 7:25 am

    What’s a pic of Steven Tyler doing in this article?

  • Paul K.
    March 12, 2021 at 1:54 am

    You’re an embarassment to this family.

  • I cant breathe.
    March 11, 2021 at 11:48 pm

    Choking on a chicken wing.

    • Captain Trips
      I can't breathe
      March 12, 2021 at 7:53 am

      Because of the 250 pounds of extra fat pushing against my lungs

  • Colonel Sanders
    March 11, 2021 at 10:08 pm

    Dats one fat fried chicken eating mutha fuckin n!gga right there.

  • whatevuh
    March 11, 2021 at 7:31 pm

    Lord, where do you find all these losers?

  • Judge dread
    March 11, 2021 at 7:21 pm

    WTF is up with these people? Selling stamps and other people wearing the flat brimmed Bulls hat? The stereotypes are so bad. They have no one to blame but themselves. That blonde chick is kinda hot but not really cuz all she does is bang ratchets.

  • WeRFucked
    March 11, 2021 at 4:48 pm

    Fuck Democrats. This is exactly who they are helping. Send this asshole $1400, & $1400 for each of his kids, so he can buy some status shit so that nobody thinks he’s a loser.

  • You don't know what you're talking about
    March 11, 2021 at 4:46 pm

    Food stamps go for 50%. I dont know where you got “60-75%”, but I’ve lived in places like Brockton, and they always go for half.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    March 11, 2021 at 4:15 pm

    The blacks like to call selling food stamps, “hustlin”

    • Economics is Racist
      March 11, 2021 at 6:29 pm

      Not surprised. Proud of the fact that are literally given an asset and sell it for 1/2 of its market value. Nigonomics at it’s finest.

    • 19
      March 12, 2021 at 6:07 am

      And you like to call sweeping Targets parking lot “working”

  • Zarex
    March 11, 2021 at 3:14 pm

    Did you notice his white wife

    Every negroes mission in life is to fuck a white woman even if she looks like shit run over twice like this fat four eyed cunt

  • Bobo Olsen
    March 11, 2021 at 3:00 pm

    Jamal you fat black cocksucker

    What is a big fat tub o shit like you doing getting food stamps

    You look like the Michelin tire man dipped in shit twice

  • Renfroe
    March 11, 2021 at 2:41 pm

    Jamal the pot bellied lawn jockey

  • We're From Lexington and We're Here to Help!
    March 11, 2021 at 2:23 pm

    Dear poor malnourished charcoal-toned man,

    We just stumbled upon this horrific website due to the fact that we were blogged about ourselves just yesterday, but that’s a different story. As a woke town of liberals who all agree that Black Lives Matter, we want to help. Rather than purchase your food stamps at a discount, we would like to pay you a premium. We’ll pay $350 for your $200 worth of food (these cards do work at Whole Foods, right?)
    All we ask in return is that when your ilk start chimping out this summer when Derek Chauvin is acquitted, please riot in nearby Concord or Lincoln (they don’t really care for you darkies that much in those towns).

    Thank you and we wish the best for your heart-troubled little negress.

    The Beta Males and Grey Haired Clams of Lexington

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 11, 2021 at 1:35 pm

    Look at that face! Eww!

    Booty chick there must wonder why guys only want doggy style with her.

  • Battle of the Tormentors
    March 11, 2021 at 1:00 pm

    Let spic tormentor blog.

  • Panda
    March 11, 2021 at 12:44 pm

    I’ve devised a fool proof system to determine if you should commit suicide or not. If you can answer the following question with a yes, do the right thing.

    1) Have you ever sold EBT benefits for cash which are funded solely from the taxes of people who work?

    2) There is no second question. If you answered yes to question number one why haven’t you done the right thing yet?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    March 11, 2021 at 12:44 pm

    Hi Jamal! I would be a buyer at $75.00 and you would need to deliver them to Harvard Square. I hope we can do business.

  • Tormentor 2021
    March 11, 2021 at 12:43 pm

    Jordans and a Flat Brimmed Chicago Sport Ball Cap!
    ST this is right in your wheelhouse kid!!

  • The COVID Facemask Bitch
    March 11, 2021 at 12:42 pm

    Dude pounds Natty Lights, dines at Applebees, still has Xmas stockings up in February, and seriously needs to consider salads and sit-ups. But I give him props, the side chick is hot as FUCK, I’d hit that!

  • Sinbad the sailor
    March 11, 2021 at 12:39 pm

    Hope he OD’s on fentanyl and strychnine and is found in his suv after a month, they can use his ebt card to identify the body.
    The fat fuck doesn’t need food stamps.

  • I got the drugs if you got the money
    March 11, 2021 at 12:28 pm

    That pic look like Amanda Dewitts crack head ass.Good god girl you look like you belong on Mass ave.

  • Sir Jinx
    March 11, 2021 at 12:25 pm

    Burn coal, pay the toll.

    Let’s rate the woke white women in this post.

    1. Chick at Applebee’s:

    0 rating, coal burner.

    2. Booty chick in the groid’s home:

    0 rating, coal burner.

    3. Tara Taft:

    +5pts for being white and not morbidly obese.

    -5pts for banging a wigger in a flat brim.

    0 rating.

    4. Terri Rough:

    0 rating, no explanation needed.

  • How do your Oppressed people get so fat?
    March 11, 2021 at 12:06 pm

    Does dis white T-shirt make me look fat?

    • No Whole Foods in Da Hood
      March 11, 2021 at 2:49 pm

      Cuz we don’t have no healthy food stores in our ‘hood. Only Popeyes, mack donnas, and da liquor store. Racism, man, RACISM.

  • John Kreese
    March 11, 2021 at 11:46 am

    That area of the state is like Lawrence with a nice view of the mountains. Southwestern Mississippi has more going for it

    • Amy
      April 2, 2021 at 6:16 pm

      Yeah because the towns in Eastern Mass are just brimming with scholars

  • Linda Coralyn
    Done with this shit
    March 11, 2021 at 11:36 am

    What the hell is it with grown ass adults and bathroom selfie’s?? Serious question

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      March 11, 2021 at 7:20 pm

      Only place they know of to find a mirror.

  • Stop Stealing my Fucking Tax Money
    March 11, 2021 at 11:35 am

    You all just racist. My daughter has a heart condition and shit. Plus, I low on Natty Light. She-iiiit.

    WTF. There is no way this drug addicted gorilla is going to get punished one bit for this. Because, black. We paid over $100k in federal taxes last year and it goes towards food stamps that get sold for whiskey and heroin? This country sucks.

    • Pizza T. Hut
      March 11, 2021 at 3:04 pm

      Only 100k? Pony up you piker and start paying your fair share. Millions of leeching lowlifes and public sector employees are depending on you.

    • WeRFucked
      March 11, 2021 at 5:07 pm

      I think you meant $100 dollars. The “K” means thousand.

      Don’t be a stupid liar.

      • Stop Stealing My Fucking Tax Money
        March 11, 2021 at 5:15 pm

        Why would you accuse me of lying? I am fully aware that K stands for thousands. Federal taxes were actually $121k, but I rounded down for simplicity sake. Not everyone on this site is a minimum wage cuck like you. Now go back to your fucking job at Wall-Mart, asshole.

  • Garcia Vega
    March 11, 2021 at 11:32 am

    This Jigaboo is definitely milking the taxpayers. We pay for him to play. Wanna starve him to death? Hide his food stamps in his work boots. Fuckin low life is just one step above the apes… Make that a half step

  • Honky Tormentor
    March 11, 2021 at 11:27 am

    Look for his new single “1st of da month” dropping soon in the bootleg section of a bodega near you.

  • Dr. David Duke
    March 11, 2021 at 11:25 am

    Negroes gonna neg.

  • Boston Irish
    Hunter Biden
    March 11, 2021 at 11:23 am

    Once you ladies go black, your a single mother

  • Boston Irish
    Hyde park honky
    March 11, 2021 at 11:21 am

    Typical low life nog. Where’s da white wimin be at?

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