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Source: On March 12, 2018 at approximately 10:30PM Transit Police officers assigned to the South District received a radio call for suspicious activity at the MBTA’s Uphams Corner CR station. While enroute to the call officers received additional information that a man and woman were engaged in sexual activity on the walkway leading to the northbound platform. Upon arrival officers observed a male, later identified as Alfred Roach, 55, and a female, later identified as Iyoki Ortiz, 34, both of Dorchester having sexual intercourse on the walkway ramp. Officers interrupted the activity and attempted to identify the parties. Ortiz provided a false name several times.Eventually the officers discovered her true identity which revealed several warrants in existence for her arrest issued from Brookline District Court for Larceny from a Building, numerous Drug violation and Assault & Battery. Both Ortiz and Roach were placed into custody for Lewd, Wanton and Lascivious Behavior and transported to TPD HQ for the arrest booking process.
Just another day at the train stop in Dorchester. Two crackheads who had to be pulled apart mid thrust by the MBTA police because they were too deep into the bone zone to notice anything except for the sweet sensation of syphilis swapping they were engaged in.
Seriously though, why the train station? There are plenty of dumpsters in various Dorchester allies in which two swamp donkeys can explore Punarnia together. As you can see form her Facebook Live videos, she’s no stranger to alley dumpsters.
It’s like they were asking to get caught.
Then again if you’re a Dorchester junkbunny with a shitload of warrants, you’ve pretty much had sex with a stranger everywhere. You gotta spice up the relationship a little because dumpster boning just ain’t what it used to be. And the best way to do that is start playing hoodrat Tetris on the civilian walkway onto the train platform in a heavily populated area.
Here’s what I wanna know – who’s Alfred Roach? He’s 55 years old and is virtually invisible online. He had to be a John right? Because according to Iyoki’s Facebook page, she’s “engaged” to another guy:
And by engaged she means, he got down on one knee and gave her a Big Mac.
Safe to say Jimmy isn’t gonna be happy when he reads the news about his fiance/wife/crack partner. Especially after they got those tats last summer:
That right there is a HARD 34. She might only be 34, but that’s about 82 in Dorchester years.
Anyway, if you know anything about Alfred I feel like he needs a shaming too. Feel free to send us a message on Facebook or email us and let us know.