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Dorchester Syphilis Swappers Pulled Apart Mid-Thrust At Dorchester MBTA Station

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SourceOn March 12, 2018 at approximately 10:30PM Transit Police officers assigned to the South District received a radio call for suspicious activity at the MBTA’s Uphams Corner CR station. While enroute to the call officers received additional information that a man and woman were engaged in sexual activity on the walkway leading to the northbound platform. Upon arrival officers observed a male, later identified as Alfred Roach, 55, and a female, later identified as Iyoki Ortiz, 34, both of Dorchester having sexual intercourse on the walkway ramp. Officers interrupted the activity and attempted to identify the parties. Ortiz provided a false name several times.Eventually the officers discovered her true identity which revealed several warrants in existence for her arrest issued from Brookline District Court for Larceny from a Building, numerous Drug violation and Assault & Battery. Both Ortiz and Roach were placed into custody for Lewd, Wanton and Lascivious Behavior and transported to TPD HQ for the arrest booking process.

Just another day at the train stop in Dorchester. Two crackheads who had to be pulled apart mid thrust by the MBTA police because they were too deep into the bone zone to notice anything except for the sweet sensation of syphilis swapping they were engaged in.

Seriously though, why the train station? There are plenty of dumpsters in various Dorchester allies in which two swamp donkeys can explore Punarnia together. As you can see form her Facebook Live videos, she’s no stranger to alley dumpsters.

It’s like they were asking to get caught.

Then again if you’re a Dorchester junkbunny with a shitload of warrants, you’ve pretty much had sex with a stranger everywhere. You gotta spice up the relationship a little because dumpster boning just ain’t what it used to be. And the best way to do that is start playing hoodrat Tetris on the civilian walkway onto the train platform in a heavily populated area.

Here’s what I wanna know – who’s Alfred Roach? He’s 55 years old and is virtually invisible online. He had to be a John right? Because according to Iyoki’s Facebook page, she’s “engaged” to another guy:

And by engaged she means, he got down on one knee and gave her a Big Mac.

Safe to say Jimmy isn’t gonna be happy when he reads the news about his fiance/wife/crack partner. Especially after they got those tats last summer:

Oh, and she’s reproduced. Multiple times. And as you can see from her Facebook page, pretty much all of her priceless family memories take place in the DCF visitor’s room.

That right there is a HARD 34. She might only be 34, but that’s about 82 in Dorchester years.


Anyway, if you know anything about Alfred I feel like he needs a shaming too. Feel free to send us a message on Facebook or email us and let us know.

18 Comment(s)
  • KeepinItClassyWorcester
    March 15, 2018 at 9:49 pm

    I already just lost it at Punarnia. lmfaooo that all i have to say

  • Bleh
    March 15, 2018 at 8:20 pm


    • IstaywestofthebridgeoverRoute9
      March 19, 2018 at 5:46 am

      “And by engaged she means, he got down on one knee and gave her a Big Mac.”

  • whatevuh
    March 15, 2018 at 7:48 pm

    Funny, if you look through her friends photos on facebook, they pretty much all look like her too ! LMAO

  • DamsalInDistressHoodRatStyle
    March 15, 2018 at 5:50 pm

    Jigga ain’t be lookin like no Honey dip donut dats for real yo.
    On da strength homie can I get a word to yo mom and a amen brutha, wave yo hands in da air.
    She be looking more like a half bag of very stale potato chips.

    • z
      March 15, 2018 at 8:22 pm

      Word. FRFR

  • Ole Rando
    March 15, 2018 at 5:03 pm

    Holy fucking shit!!! How in the fuck did that dude get wood??? Did he take Viagara? It couldn’t have been alcohol; by the time someone drank enough to even consider sticking his dick inside that nasty beast, he would be way too intoxicated to even think about getting it up. WTF is going on here???

    • Rick
      March 15, 2018 at 10:44 pm

      Or stand the smell. BARF

  • Captain Trips
    March 15, 2018 at 4:32 pm

    Wow she is foul looking. If some of that mutated bacteria in her meat wallet were to somehow be able to be spread airborne, it would spell the end of mankind

  • Old Balls lingo
    March 15, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    She said something to him about pulling a train and this is where he took her?? Dude, bone up (pun intended) on your street lingo.

  • z
    March 15, 2018 at 3:52 pm

    The first photo looks like she is doing her impression of John Belushi doing his impression of Joe Cocker.

  • mitch
    March 15, 2018 at 2:41 pm

    Celebrate diversity!!! , screech the democrat/progressives. She should be sentenced to live in Wellesley. She will allow the town to be more inclusive and vibrant, won’t she ? Give her back her offspring and send them to school with the swells. This will allow the idle rich the same opportunities to enrich their children with all the wonderful attributes of the poor oppressed Ms.Ortiz and her brood. Of course no one in Wellesley will object to this sensible solution to the plight of the Ortiz family,…. that would be RACIST!!! I’m sure that moving Iyoki to nicer surroundings will re-socialize her and make her a productive citizen. Isn’t that the argument for the experiment that has been carried out on every working class city and town in the country for the last thirty years? Isn’t it time for Wellesley, Boxford and other wealthy towns to pull their weight and take in the likes of Iyoki Ortiz ?? For those of you who agree……. DON’T HOLD YOUR BREATH.

    • z
      March 15, 2018 at 5:26 pm

      “The swells”?

      You are really Howie Carr using the name of Mitch. Did I nail it?

      • Mike
        March 18, 2018 at 4:57 pm

        You are sort of on to something here, let me tweet your thought a bit.
        Remember when recreational marijuana passed and now all the towns that voted for it get dispensaries in their towns and a talented vote against it do not.
        Why can’t we do the same thing with welfare in illegal immigrants methadone clinics Etc. The towns that voted for him should get them and pay for them out of the Town budget not the state budget.

        • Mike
          March 18, 2018 at 4:59 pm

          My God auto correct butchered everything I tried to write!
          Can’t spell without it so I guess damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

  • BoiDoneDidWhatwhat
    March 15, 2018 at 2:26 pm

    Obama style buck wild.


    • mitch
      March 15, 2018 at 6:06 pm

      You are close Z. I’m actually Howie’s working class evil twin. The family cut me loose as a child for spitting in the vichyssoise and sent me to live with carneys on Revere Beach.

  • Citypoint
    March 15, 2018 at 2:09 pm


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