Social Justice Warriors

Douchebag Brother Dan Andelman Pulls A Karyn Polito And Throws His Brother Dave Under The Bus By Firing Him As Phantom Gourmet CEO


There is an update on the story we did the other day about Phantom Gourmet and Mendon Drive In CEO Dave Andelman getting cancelled by WBZ because a mob of assholes got butthurt about his political opinions on Facebook.

Throwing your own brother under the bus to appease the mob. Who does this douchebag think he is? Karyn Polito? I don’t know if you could have a worse sibling than Dan Andelman. What a gutless sack of shit.

It’s bad enough that he caved to a mob that would’ve moved onto the next shiny object in a week, he also got down on his knees and kissed the ring of black lives matter. They’re officially in the cult now.

They’re going to “prioritize finding and promoting local black owned restaurants.”

Why? Because a black guy got killed by a white cop in Minnesota? If you weren’t already going to these pay to play businesses it’s because they weren’t good enough to catch your attention. Now you’re going to them for the sole reason of being black owned, because you as a white guy think that they NEED you. That is a million times more racist than anything the good brother did.

“Further educate all employees on Black Lives Matter and systemic racism.”

These are words you type when you are in a cult.

The mob of Karens agrees this is a good thing though.

“Needed to happen” because the basic white bitch said it did.

“Keep your negative beliefs to yourself.”

Translation – everything I don’t believe in is negative.

But of course if you think this will really please the mob, you are dead wrong.

Guilt by bloodline. His brother must be a closet racist too.

Just a reminder that in 2020 you are not allowed to have opinions that mock or disagree with an organization that wants to abolish the police, dissolve the nuclear family, and eradicate capitalism. These are things you can’t posy publicly or you will lose your livelihood.

The premise of my book was that free speech is a myth in this country, thanks to cancel culture. They will argue that it does because you don’t go to jail for posting “hateful” commentary. But if you have to choose between losing your livelihood and speaking freely, then you’re not really free.


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78 Comment(s)
  • Bloody Heiman
    June 21, 2020 at 3:08 am

    Faggot Gourmet blows anyways.
    Any overpriced shitpit can get on te show and have these dork rave about it for a good ol greasing.

  • Roast Beef Curtains
    June 17, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    Can someone please ask Dan and find out if he wipes his vagina while he sits on the toilet or wait until he stands up

  • Marc Berkowitz
    June 17, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    Brotherhood is over rated

  • Davey Boy
    June 17, 2020 at 11:23 am

    First off, Dave needs to lay off the sauce. Greasy red face clearly forgot his audience. Is it right that he gets canned for speaking his mind in an allegedly free country? No. But we all know those opinions don’t play on mainstream media, which happens to be their bread and butter.

  • Grundle Washer
    June 17, 2020 at 8:32 am

    Who would’ve thought a hooker and a fucking corrupt communist would be the downfall of Greasy Dave?

    I hope they both get herpes.

  • Orion
    June 17, 2020 at 7:51 am

    WOW. Fuck this motherfucker. Whatever credibility he had is gone.

  • Ben Dover
    June 17, 2020 at 5:09 am

    I missed the part that said tubby was just the “interim CEO” while they searched for a black replacement.

    Hey Dan. Colin Kaepernick is available.

  • Adele Momoko Fraser
    June 17, 2020 at 12:18 am

    Dan knelt down and kissed my feet as I barked out orders on what he had to do to stay in my good graces. I get companies removed from google. Yup I am that powerful. Dan beged and beged and I said you got Zero Hedge unless you do exactly what I say

    • STOP -or- STOMP tha NIGRA
      June 17, 2020 at 1:49 am

      YOU FUCKING ABSOLUTELY HAVE “0” FUCKING POWER YOU SYPHILITIC ASSHOLE! You MUST be a NEGROID HEMORRHOID climbing in the asshole of BLM to fuck your momma’s useless cunt hole for practice before you fuck the neighborhood junk yard dog’s asshole! Ya FUCKING WANKER! YOU ARE A CUNTING PIECE OF SKUNK SHIT that couldn’t intimidate a 2 year old, ya FUCKING FAGGIT!!! DON’T YOU DARE EVER THINK YOU HAVE ANY TYPE OF POWER except the power to EAT cum slime from YOUR MOTHA’s BLEEDING ASSHOLE AFTER BIG BLACK BUBBA gets done with IT, I mean HER, HIM, or whatever the FUCK YO BITCH MUM IS!


      EVERY race in the world, regardless of origin, has among them what is commonly known as: *N~*~I~*~G~*~G~*~E~*~R~*~S*

      • Google Makes Or Breaks
        June 17, 2020 at 3:17 am

        Nuance is not your forte but sick sexual tebencies seem to be right up your alley.
        You seem highly reactive and not too well adjusted .
        Try keeping uo with news and perhaps you could understand the post.

      • DudeRanchStripClub
        June 17, 2020 at 7:55 am

        Please, please, please get help.
        First get help for your awful grammar and gross use of weird punctuation and mathematical symbols.
        Then get help for everything else, ya cunt.

  • Chip Striker
    June 16, 2020 at 11:08 pm

    I’m canceling my family’s T-Mobile plan tomorrow. They want to pull advertising from Tucker Carlson, I will take my business elsewhere as is my right.

    Join me in fighting back.


  • Blackout
    June 16, 2020 at 11:07 pm

    Every time I come across that show on the idiot box it’s a Sunday morning, and I’m hungover, fucking starving, and covered in shame from the previous day’s blackout.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    June 16, 2020 at 10:45 pm

    Sorry Dan, they won’t take that as enough. You need to grovel and plead and put up virtue signal bullshit messages and money as every fucking place is doing now!

    I used to listen to their radio show, they were just as bad then with the jokes. Is someone going to dig up audio from the now defunct station and go after Dan? God, sensitive pussies and their social media are going to run everything. Oh, wait, they already have. Well, fucktards, what goes around comes around and don’t look for us to come to our defense. We’ll pile on!

  • Joe from Mass.
    June 16, 2020 at 9:47 pm

    For fucks sake never never apologize. What a bunch of pussies. And as far as seeking out black owned restaurants that’s bullshit too. Should be completely random. Indian, black, Chinese, whatever. Again, instead of just pissing off just the woke mob they piss off everyone.

  • Captain Trips
    Dan Andelman
    June 16, 2020 at 9:37 pm

    I had to get rid of Dave. My wife shops at Tiffany’s like it’s Walmart and I have to keep the latest Apple Watch on my wrist at all times!

  • Disgusted
    June 16, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    Their old man started the show he had Billy Costa a the Host After the father died they got rid of Billy. They are no talent fat goofy fucks. I hate Liberals and fat people that have a show because daddy. Fuck these fat beta boys.

  • The Fabulous Judy
    June 16, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    Leave my precious little David alone

  • Poop
    June 16, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    The drive in theater he was running in Marshfield got canceled because of this BS too

  • Tired of Stupid Liberals
    June 16, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    Ok, here’s what you do when you speak out against the Social Justice “Cause of the Month.” You ride out the storm for a few weeks or months and eventually when the liberals realize they aren’t making any progress they move on to the next cause and forget all about you. A perfect example is the Washington Redskins. Remember when there was the big movement to get them to change “Redskins” to something else because 3 or 4 Native Americans were offended by it? The owner stood his ground and eventually it faded away. You can’t give in to these morons because it won’t benefit you in the long run.

  • 1984
    June 16, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.


    • Captain Trips
      June 16, 2020 at 9:30 pm

      You will lose BB. We are coming for you!

  • Posty
    June 16, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    No shit Sherlock

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's overpriced drive-in
    June 16, 2020 at 9:09 pm

    I thought these SJWs were all for tolerance? I guess they only tolerate the ideology they believe. The intolerant leftist cabal causes global warming…..

  • Fat Boy Special
    June 16, 2020 at 9:01 pm

    I want to see the rotund CEO review the bleach shakes at Shake Shack. Go with a boy in blue and maybe they’ll hook you up.
    But remember , you gotta chug that bad boy straight down. This ain’t cum Dan, don’t roll it around in your mouth.

  • Max Schmelling
    June 16, 2020 at 8:45 pm

    Hey Turtle brain , big surprise he fired his brother . They are trying to salvage the brand . And don’t forget the brother spoke to the Worcester city council against food trucks back when the DogFather was getting going . They both are in the pay to play game , and are really Not the wilecrat kids show guys . Their drive in is cool even if overpriced . All lives matter and fuck you liberals who Go along with the bullshit narrative that white privilege is the cause of all this .

  • No Biggie
    June 16, 2020 at 8:35 pm

    I fired my brother from my company years ago and it was the best thing I ever did.
    Don’t get me wrong I love my brother but he’s one lazy cunt and he’s proud of it lol.

  • Look Closer
    June 16, 2020 at 8:12 pm

    I don’t know. This could be a well-thought out plan by those two. Look at it this way: by throwing Dave under the bus, The Phantom Gourmet and the drive-in exorcise Dave from the businesses which gives them a fighting chance at surviving the cancel culture and continue to generate a profit. They have to know that is probably the only way they will survive. And that is a big IF. They may still get hammered by the SJW fuckheads regardless. This allows the two businesses to keep control in the family, so to speak, and maybe they will continue to exist.

    • Eat Out Now
      June 16, 2020 at 8:42 pm

      The SJW fuckheads aren’t customers, of them or anyone else. They will march on now that the SJWs can’t point at the guy who posted the jokes that offends them. BTW–the restaurants are still dying because of this crap so it won’t make a difference to a restaurant show when 80% of the restaurants close for good.

  • M9nkies Dont Spend and Dont Matter
    June 16, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    Jewboi didnt think this one thru.
    He is alienating his paying customer base to appease his non paying customer base. The ssme base that he would prefer didnt go to his drive in. They will destroy and not spend much money. The otherday I said I would go to the drive in. This has now chsnged. F yoo phantom. You get what you deserve

  • Words Have Consequences
    June 16, 2020 at 7:53 pm

    I think Kayla Marie should be hunted down and her employer mafe awar of her racist comments about whites.

    • jamal Khashoggi's severed cock
      June 16, 2020 at 10:04 pm

      someone told me she’s a complete SLUT. She is playing “hide the sausage” with a fat Dominican. Fucking pig

  • Sandra Bullock
    June 16, 2020 at 7:34 pm

    What the fuck did you expect? Obviously you have no idea how to run a business.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    June 16, 2020 at 7:06 pm

    Just mortified and beyond disgusted by what i am seeing and every day seems to get worse. God help us and save us from these horrible people.

  • Lawyer
    June 16, 2020 at 6:59 pm

    Just because you resign from your role does not mean you’re not entitled to your share of continued income and sale of business/ property. This is pandering and the skinny one won’t lose a dime.

  • Make the world a safer place shoot the negroes and college student in the face.
    June 16, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    To little to late for the woke mob. All these millenials want a genocide well sign me up. I’ve been making a mental note of the idiots that openly support this crap in while still having to go to work. And with carefull planning a few of them will end up buried in the woods up to there necks with honey dumped on them. The black hack political types want no cops well let’s show them and all the white kids what buck shot does at close range.

  • bill fleming
    June 16, 2020 at 6:16 pm

    When looters strike the safest building is a library. Thank God looters can”t read or book burning would be next.

    • Truth
      June 16, 2020 at 6:41 pm

      Tearing down historic statues is the new book burning

  • Mahky Mahk Ballbag
    June 16, 2020 at 5:58 pm

    He’s always welcome to come have a Ballbag Burger with free fries and a Fresca.

  • Fly Freddie
    June 16, 2020 at 5:39 pm

    What does Danny Andelman go… 250? 3 bills? Plus, he seems half a nitwit… this company has no future.

  • Time to move on
    June 16, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    Maybe it’s an opportunity in disguise. Close everything down. Deny the state and local municipalities their beloved tax money. Move to any less insane state and enjoy life once again.

    • Massholio
      June 16, 2020 at 10:38 pm

      Some moron on tv was all upset about state revenue declining and schools closing. Moron should know that property taxes are relentless and are paid whether income is earned or not and that local taxes pay for schools state taxes not so much. State taxes pay for staties to do nothing and the carmen’s union members pensions they get when they turn 40 years old.

  • Ray Ray
    June 16, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    If I was him I wouldn’t apologize for shit. These comments are his opinion. I don’t need to agree with any of the nonsense BLM is spewing. That’s the problem with the left you can’t disagree with
    Them or they throw a Tantrum and try to get you fired. Bunch of pussies

  • North of the Border
    June 16, 2020 at 5:08 pm

    At what point will these beta cuck douchebags realize they’re only delaying the inevitable?

    Stand up for yourselves, you weak fucking assclowns!

    • Dan Andelman
      June 16, 2020 at 5:19 pm

      This weekend at the Mendon Twin Drive In, a Tyler Perry twin bill

      • This is all bullshit
        June 16, 2020 at 5:26 pm

        And if your white you
        Must watch the entire movie on one knee

        • Bloop
          June 16, 2020 at 6:41 pm

          Laughed out loud at this. Well done

    • Jew country
      June 16, 2020 at 5:21 pm

      It’s a communist Jewish country now, put the saddam statue back up.

  • Norm
    June 16, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    Like WBZ, you would have got MORE business and respect if you didn’t lay down for the mob

    Fuck you! My $$$$$$ will be spent elsewhere

    White Wallets Matter

    • Webster Police Chief Michael Shaw
      June 16, 2020 at 5:10 pm

      Weakness is Strength

  • Chip Striker
    June 16, 2020 at 4:58 pm

    Fuck Black Lives Matter.

  • Boe Jiden
    Dirty little secret...
    June 16, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    Have these two ever given a negative review? The answer is no… No they have not.
    They review restaurants and give glowing reviews and then strong arm those restaurants to pay for advertising on their now sinking ship. When was the last time they gave a negative review?
    Answer: Never
    It’s always “ooey gooey” deliciousness breaming with adulations.
    Now you know why.
    Posers and the fat turd brother should be ashamed of himself.

    • Truth
      June 16, 2020 at 4:56 pm

      They used to when they started out. Old time fans loved the restaurant report card segments. You must still be wet behind the ears.

      • Boe Jiden
        Dirty Secret @Truth
        June 16, 2020 at 5:10 pm

        You must be wet behind the brain.
        Old School “fans” remember when.
        What does that have to do with my uncle who made a fortune minding his own God Damn business?
        Get the fuck outta here with your “geez kids” i remember when bullshit because I am not one.
        They have now taken their Old Man’s franchise and destroyed it by giving in to SJW online warriors.
        Fuck Them and You

  • Smaht
    June 16, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    You’re free to say whatever you want. And you’re free to get fired for whatever you say. There I fixed it

    • Dumbass
      June 16, 2020 at 4:58 pm

      You don’t understand reality. You understand anonymous internet bullying.

  • Prince Charles
    June 16, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    Dave just was treated like my now nameless younger brother….and he never had 1/2 of the fun.

  • randiguy2006
    oh lord
    June 16, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    LOLz….Bow down to your Black Masters white boys.

    Next week on Phantom Gourmet…The Best Chitlins in Roxbury!

    NEW at the drive in…collard greens and grape sodas!

    • Linda
      June 16, 2020 at 5:05 pm

      Which also equals huge losses in sales because no one eats that shitt.

    • Deebo
      June 16, 2020 at 5:19 pm

      Grape soda and Cheetos. EBT cards only

    • Captain Trips
      White Men Can't Jump
      June 16, 2020 at 9:33 pm

      An Air Jordans sales booth in the drive-in concession stand! We’ll make MILLIONS!

    • Gunnery Sgt Hartman
      June 16, 2020 at 9:51 pm

      Well Private Snowball , You’ll be disappointed to know we don’t serve fried chicken and watermelon at my dining facilities

      • Private Joker
        June 17, 2020 at 5:00 am

        …on a regular basis.

  • hartf811
    Honest Abe
    June 16, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    I will NEVER eat at a black restaurant.

  • hartf811
    Grim Reaper
    June 16, 2020 at 4:40 pm

    I’m not radical. I could care less about blacks, or any other ethnic group.
    For that matter I could care less about these 2 douchebags.
    But if this shit keeps happening and every institution in America has to genuflect to the gods of Wankanda, I swear I will start killing black people.

    • Agreed reaper
      June 16, 2020 at 7:19 pm

      I was never racist. I am starting to become such now by all this.

  • It was a good show while it lasted
    June 16, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    These two should have taken a page out of the playbook from the founder of a certain multi-billion dollar chicken restaurant, who closed every location on Sundays because he was Christian and that’s when lots of Americans go to Church and spend time with family. The Owner’s son also had the guts several years ago to say he believed a marriage required a penis and a vagina. Although he did later say it was a “mistake” he also didn’t get on his hands and knees and beg for forgiveness from a bunch of douche bag anti-American Commies.

  • Paul Casale
    Bright Future
    June 16, 2020 at 4:34 pm

    Not all is lost. He can always get a job writing comedy. Btw…Im sure he is still getting paid & working behind the scenes. This is being done to appease the woke mob.

  • Kenneth Foley
    June 16, 2020 at 4:34 pm

    This is like when the Station nightclub in Warwick burned.
    Wife immediately sued husband owner Jeff Darderian for divorce.
    Trying to salvage anything they can from the disaster wreckage.

  • Cbrass28
    June 16, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    I’m sure he’s still part of the businesses this is just the only way the business would have survived and I’m sure they agreed together to this press release to keep the $ rolling in.

    • Larry
      June 16, 2020 at 5:09 pm

      And just think of how much money will roll in as it is now a Black Only establishment. They are going to have to put in a 2nd screen at the drive in it will be so busy.

      • Support Local Biz
        June 16, 2020 at 8:45 pm

        I’ve actually been to Mendon Twin and spent money there. The already have two screens. Try it some time and spend a few bucks.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      June 16, 2020 at 5:32 pm

      STFU. Are you going there now? Never again will I watch the show or go to that drive in.

  • Daniel Crowell
    Dave A.
    June 16, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    Well I know I won’t be watching The Phantom Gourmet anymore.

    • Eddie A.
      June 16, 2020 at 4:33 pm

      The hot dog is your friend.

  • Frank
    June 16, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    I don’t agree with it but probably the only way he could save his business from the communists

    • Truth
      June 16, 2020 at 4:29 pm

      When 3/4 of the restaurants close, Phantom will be no more anyways.

      • Chefie
        June 16, 2020 at 8:40 pm

        Well, clearly the closing of restaurants were his entire point. He was supporting his clients who in turn support his restaurant show.

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