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D’Qwell Jackson Admits Patriots Balls Were Never Saggy

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Remember our boy DQ? The Colts middle linebacker D’Qwell Jackson, who personally allowed all six Patriots touchdowns? The one who intercepted Tom Brady at the end of the first half, and supposedly reported to the sidelines that the ball didn’t have enough air pressure? Well according to NFL.com‘s Jeff Darlington, he didn’t realize the ball didn’t have enough pressure and only took it to the sidelines because one day he wanted to tell his children that he intercepted the greatest quarterback in NFL history – Tom Brady.

I wanted that ball as a souvenir!” Jackson told NFL Media during a phone conversation Thursday. “I wouldn’t know how that could even be an advantage or a disadvantage,” Jackson said. “I definitely wouldn’t be able to tell if one ball had less pressure than another.””It wouldn’t have changed the outcome of the game,” Jackson said. “They outplayed us. We didn’t match their intensity. I don’t feel slighted at all personally. They created turnovers, they ran the ball on us. They won that game because of their intensity — not the pressure of a football.”

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So it turns out I had this guy all wrong. He’s not such a bad guy after all. He IS still a terrible football player. But he’s not the whining whistle blower I thought he was.

You all realize what this means don’t you? It proves that this ENTIRE THING is bullshit. Of course we’ve all known that from the beginning because we are God’s chosen people. But how stupid does everyone else feel? Not a single player on the Colts cares or thought it was a big deal. Not a single player in the NFL thinks it’s a big deal. No one cares except for Felger and Mazz. I listened to those two assholes whine about how Belichick is a cheater today and blah, blah, blah.

Hey geniuses, this is a frame job. Has been from the beginning. DQ said so himself. He brought the ball the sideline and it was fine. Then ten minutes later it’s getting tested and magically it doesn’t have any air in it. Gee, I wonder how that happened? Oh yea, and the refs handle the ball EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PLAY, and they didn’t notice anything wrong with them. Weird, because they handle balls for a living, so they’d probably realize if something was up.

How fucking PATHETIC is it to be a Colts fan? It’s bad enough you just had your manhood stolen from you by New England. Now you’ve literally made all this stuff up in order to distract us all from the greatest Super Bowl matchup in NFL history. And you got caught because one of your own players at the center of it all ratted you out. LOL.

There’s a good chance I’m calling up my guys Dennis and Callahan tomorrow. My take is going to be simple – don’t even talk about this shit anymore. Super Bowl is in nine days. That’s all anyone should be talking about – the greatest Super Bowl ever. Brady’s shot at a fourth ring. Carroll vs. Belichick. The reigning champs vs. the all-time champs. Instead we were all lied to and manipulated by a bunch of losers from Indiana who lost 45-7. When you talk about deflategate, the losers win. This clearly was an inside job by the Colts, who came into that game planning to lose and planning to make a stink about it afterwards. Losers don’t get to win.

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