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Drug Dealing Warren Cheeshog Busted For Selling Masshealth Financed Prescription Drugs To Undercover Cops Is Now Getting A Taxpayer Funded Surgery Because She Lost Weight

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So there’s a woman out in West Warren named Tracy Wood.

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Back in early November she announced to the Facebook world that she might have cervical cancer:

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Obviously this was followed by the standard “thoughts and prayers” comments:

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Turns out she only thought she had cervical cancer because she tested positive for HPV, which 75% of the population already has.

Then on November 16 she announced to the world that she does not in fact have cancer:

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The timing was interesting to say the least. Especially since on that same exact day she was arrested for selling prescription drugs to under cover cops in Warren, which were paid for by using Masshealth.

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In other words, we paid for it. Ya got that? Some Warren cheesehog gets free healthcare, paid for by the people who actually work for a living, and she’s getting pills which she clearly does not need, and then reselling them for an untaxed profit on the black market.

Also, we may have profiled her crack den on a Turtleboy Sports bone ride:

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And as usual when something like this happens, the enablers start showing up with their usual set of excuses. Ya know, “it was a setup,” “the cops are corrupt,” “keep her name out your mouths,” and other long-winded, nonsensical run-on sentences that turn into paragraphs rather quickly.

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Only God can judge yo!! And don’t forget “this is an in justice,” (as opposed to an out justice):

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“Get your facts straight”

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“You’re not perfect,” “innocent till proved guilty,” and “you don’t even know her” are always classic Darrow-esque defenses too:

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You’ll never guess Ware a brilliant scholar like Mary Haley is from:

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Nah, just kidding. Ware is probably the first place you’d guess. And you’d be right. Although Wales is also a very underrated dump town too.

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Then all of a sudden out of nowhere a full month later, Tracy Wood made her grand appearance on the Warren Patrol Association’s page to defend her good name:

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Well that changes everything!! As long as they didn’t cuff you at your trash house where you were selling them taxpayer funded prescription meds. Now you’re a good person. Thanks for clearing that up.

And guess what? She’s getting more expensive taxpayer funded medical procedures:

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She lost 60 pounds. Good for her. So then why is she getting surgery?

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Wait…what? This is a medical necessity? Because it sounds like stretch marks to me. This is what “healthcare is a right” looks like in practice? This is something the taxpayers should fit the bill for? Welcome to Massachusetts.

Good luck finding her though. Because although she doesn’t have a car, she sure is a world traveler. One day she’s in Iceland:

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The next day she’s in Thailand:

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Wanna know why Healthcare costs so much? Because we give people free surgeries when they lose 60 pounds. The only shocking part about this lady’s story is the lack of a GoFundMe. Maybe she just doesn’t know about it yet.

Anyway, this woman is a drug dealer. Don’t forget that. We are in the midst of an opiate epidemic, and it’s because of people like her. Yes, drugs are a choice. But after a while the addiction becomes physical, not just mental. Addicts technically have the choice to get clean, but it’s a hard journey and one that requires support. Drug dealers have the choice to step away at any time. This is easy to do, and doesn’t require any support. But they keep doing it because they enjoy profiting off of the misery of others. And to make it worse the taxpayers are paying for it, along with her excess skin removal surgery. These are the stories our leaders and fake news like the Turtelgram don’t want you to know, because then you might question why you work so hard to finance this garbage.

 

 

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50 Comment(s)
  • Sloppy
    January 13, 2017 at 11:06 am

    I think Wheeler Walker Jr. wrote a song about that thing:

  • Butterboy
    January 13, 2017 at 6:50 am

    This just in…the excess skin will serve as housing for refugees.

  • JoJo
    January 12, 2017 at 9:07 pm

    She sells MassHealth drugs and gets arrested? Now MassHealth is going to fund her excess skin surgery? UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!!!! I lost weight too. Know what I got? SHIT!!!!!!
    You know what WORKING PEOPLE do with their excess skin when they lose weight? THEY FUCKING TELL PEOPLE ITS A PURSE!

  • Dj Carla G
    January 12, 2017 at 4:42 pm

  • A landlord
    January 12, 2017 at 3:58 pm

    I’m beginning to think I’ve taken the wrong life-path. Instead of working 2 jobs most of my life, I should have popped out 5 kids, become a hoarder, and then created some obscure ailment to get a disability. Then I could travel the world, not clean my apartment, get free medical care and watch TV all day.

  • Why work ?
    January 12, 2017 at 3:45 pm

    That’s just the beginning of what she receives. Her legal defense, counseling, psychiatry, hospital stays, therapy, etc. It’s mind-boggling on how they know and play the system. One item is always missing, employment.

  • Coach
    January 12, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    blivet: Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag. A situation so vile no matter how well you deal with it you will still get dirty.

  • LOB
    January 12, 2017 at 3:15 pm

    Maybe she should get a face lift to boot !

    • Property Brothers
      January 12, 2017 at 3:37 pm

      Not much raw material there to work with… I’d say renovation is flat out. Gonna need to gut it and go with a complete rebuild… Start from scratch, maybe repurpose a cadaver head…

      • Bertha Von Nation
        January 12, 2017 at 8:42 pm

        That was beautiful.

  • Turd Burglestein
    January 12, 2017 at 3:08 pm

    Oh joy! Crazy Carla has joined the comments to defend her slugrake fat ass friend. Let’s give her a nice welcome to Turtleboy shall we guys?

    • DjTrump
      January 12, 2017 at 3:12 pm

      Poor Carla G, The local pillhore gypsy.

      • DjTrump
        January 12, 2017 at 3:14 pm

        Sorry pillwhore, I meant pillwhore. My apology Carla G. …shame on me.

      • Carla G
        January 12, 2017 at 3:59 pm

        You ned to stfu bitch aint no whore here bitch you dont see hoes with I-PHONES LOOEY VOOTON bags like me bitch so step off me bitch you dont no nothin about what you saying so maybe you need to stop before you dont no what you r talkin about!

        • DJ trump
          January 12, 2017 at 4:15 pm

          Carla, are you white? Because you talk like a nigger.

          • Rilla Vanilla
            January 12, 2017 at 4:50 pm

            Jeebus, wataba fukaba upada flimba flamba

  • Carla G
    January 12, 2017 at 3:01 pm

    Stop tellin lies cuz those pills are extra pills and a frend called and aksed if she had any thing cuz she waz in pain cuz her asshole boyfrend pushed her down n shit so she said a frend waz gonna pick them up and then the cops target her for nuthin so fuck you cuz you wasnt their!

    • DjTrump
      January 12, 2017 at 3:09 pm

      There’s a reason they’re called a “controlled substance” hun, and your dumbfuck friend isn’t allowed to sell “extras” you stupid illiterate whore. Plus the stupid butch was selling to vice cops. Stupidity should be painful.

  • Carla G
    January 12, 2017 at 2:56 pm

    You dont no her so you should nt right shit about my frend becuse I no her and she wood give the shirt off her back to help you so STFU already and take this shit down cuz you dont no her and shes a good person who is going thru a hard time and dont bring up Paul or Davey cuz they didnt never pay her the money back that she loaned them before to help them out cuz she has a big heart an then when her cat needed an operatiun she never aksed nobody for help or nuthinn cuz shes not like that so mind your own fuckin bizznes!

    • LivesinWebster
      January 12, 2017 at 3:22 pm

      It is very difficult to read your post because you haven’t used any punctuation and your spelling is atrocious! NOW, did you say that this friend is a piece of shit, lies all the time and sells her medication? Because, that’s what I’m translating from your language. Anyway, I agree this friend is a real loser! She lies, sells her medication that was gotten from taxpayer’s money and lives off the state with her fake illnesses. Who, in their right mind, tell everyone on FB that she’s going for a biopsy? Yeah, I know, for sympathy, attention, money, etc. Meanwhile, everyone else works for her to finance Iceland trips, her Nevada trips , Thailand trips and god knows where else and she’s “going thru a hard time”. Yeah, i call that a REAL HARD TIME! I don’t blame you for being jealous!

    • Garla C
      January 12, 2017 at 3:22 pm

      no you dont no nuffin she is a scumbag loser you is just a nosy busy body bitch that likes to stick her fart sniffer into other peoples bizness you should STFU before you get your shit exposed for public shaming she did ask people for everything she gets food stamps and welfare and masshealth that someone else is paying for none of that stuff is free someone pays so she is just a system sucking leech that uses more resources than she creates just like a virus shes a negative impact to society so you need to mind your own bizznes bitch!

      • Carla G
        January 12, 2017 at 3:46 pm

        You dont wann get in my face bitch you aint nobody to talk an you dont take care of your kidsz so shut the fuck up and it aint taxpayer money payin shit her medicen is paid for masshealth and that come from Obama so STFU bitch if you dont no nothin an keep my name outta your mouth cuz I no people an what goez on bitch!

        • Garla C
          January 12, 2017 at 3:58 pm

          bitch you is a no good welfare ass bitch too Obama aint got shit masshealth is taxpayer money so you ok stealing from people who work hoe your name tastes like shit in my mouth now i need to go get my drink on to kill the vile shit that your name does to my mouth you dont know shit you aint got shit the only bizzness you gots is nunya bitch

        • Skank ass hoe
          January 12, 2017 at 4:13 pm

          You tell em Carla, these skank ass hoes like you don’t know what be poppin. Obama pays for that shit you right. He takes his 250k salary, gives it to the pharmacy and pays for Tracy’s pills, so she can sell narcotics to cops and other people. She a good person, so we keep her name out our mouths 100%. BIATCHHH!

          • Carla G
            January 12, 2017 at 4:22 pm

            right be that bitch 100!

        • LivesinWebster
          January 12, 2017 at 4:58 pm

          Are you REALLY THAT stupid, Carla G???? UNBELIEVABLE!! How do you think Masshealth and/or Obama get their money??? Really simple……FROM THE TAXPAYERS!! You know, people who ACTUALLY work. Yeah, people do that!! OBVIOUSLY, you and your cohort don’t. You are really making an ass of yourself!

    • Llc
      January 12, 2017 at 3:31 pm

      Lol speak fucking English…

      And get a GED.

    • Twoshits & a fuck
      January 12, 2017 at 4:06 pm

      Damn Carla, what did you drop out of school in the 3rd grade Please tell me the state of MA didnt give you a H.S. diploma with your grasp of the english language. Is your only means of communicating through spoken word?!?

    • Twoshits & a fuck
      January 12, 2017 at 4:08 pm

      Damn Carla, what did you drop out of school in the 3rd grade? Please tell me the state of MA didnt give you a H.S. diploma with your grasp of the english language. Is your only means of communicating through spoken word?!?

      • Carla G
        January 12, 2017 at 4:26 pm

        Fuck you REPETE all you is doin is sayin tha same shit teice like you smarter or somethin bitch maybe you should go to skool an get a GED for shit dog you dont no them an they be good hearts!

        • Dj trump
          January 12, 2017 at 4:40 pm

          Carla, do society a solid and kill yourself.

          • Turd Burglestein
            January 12, 2017 at 4:52 pm

            Hey carla…hmu if you need someone to do you a solid.

    • Jack Rabbit Slim
      January 12, 2017 at 6:27 pm

      I heard once that TurtleBoy will take into consideration your request for an article removal. However, it was stipulated that you must use correct grammar and spelling. I think you failed your friend on this one.

  • LLC
    January 12, 2017 at 2:55 pm

    Notice she said: I’ll have my cellphoneS with me at the hospital.”

    Fucking PLURAL! Free fat ass surgery & free cell phones.

    WTF is going on?

    And get that twat Mary Haley profiled here…I’m sure she’s another upstanding citizen as well..

  • Phong
    January 12, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    If the skin gets donated for skin grafts, I’d be less pissed.

    I’m dying to know how many cheetos they find lurking in those layers of flab.

  • Turd Burglestein
    January 12, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    If she needs to lose 20 lbs of ugly weight, she should cut off her head.

    • Dj Trump
      January 12, 2017 at 2:43 pm

      That cow needs to loose a lot more than 60lbs. Hell, she has a 60lb gunt.

      • FYI
        January 12, 2017 at 2:51 pm

        Gut + cunt …all rolled into one.

        • Turd Burglestein
          January 12, 2017 at 4:47 pm

          I like that. Stealing it, but will give you full credit if ever asked about it.

    • Talisman
      January 12, 2017 at 2:51 pm

      Don’t sell her short Turd, that 2″ thick skull full of shit is a 30 pounder at least.

      • Turd Burglestein
        January 12, 2017 at 4:46 pm

        If she starts getting mouthy, I’ll just tell her if I wanted any shit out of her I’ll squeeze her head.

        But seriously…look at that thing. Who would want to burgle that? I’d not only need a backhoe and forklift, but a structural engineer to build a mineshaft so those ass cheeks don’t collapse on a person.

  • JoeMomma
    January 12, 2017 at 2:15 pm

    Just a thought……..cut down on the world travel and pay for your own fat removal

    • Dj Trump
      January 12, 2017 at 2:26 pm

      …Or just learn to act her weight

  • Dick Dover
    January 12, 2017 at 2:11 pm

    Too bad felonies don’t disqualify these scumfucks from public assistance. I’d bet a significant number these slugs are career criminals -even if they’ve evaded arrest thus far. They’re irredeemable as productive members of society and should be barred from anything paid for by taxpayers. Make them seek out a church or some other sham non-profit 501c-3 for “charity”

    • Duke Westwood
      January 12, 2017 at 2:26 pm

      If Chelsea Manning can get a tax-payer funded sex change… I guess this cheesehog can get her pork rinds trimmed off…

    • OY VVey
      January 15, 2017 at 6:49 pm

      Im pretty sure being arrested for public assistance fraud disqualifies you from these benefits.

  • WTF
    January 12, 2017 at 2:04 pm

    Mary Haley…..Maura Healey

    …just sayin’

  • Reddog
    January 12, 2017 at 2:02 pm

    And my dad,a veteran,struggles to pay for his copd med every month. Wtf

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