Drug Dealing Worcester Gravy Dumpster Whose Kids Were Taken Out Of Vermin Infested Fupaden Is Advertising Her Babysitting Services On Facebook Now

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Two years ago we published this blog about a Worcester scissoring duo, Sheyla Montalvo and Natasha Riley-Murphy, who were arrested with 99 oxycodone pills, along with cocaine, Mary Jane, and baggies.

Oh, and this:

“But this story comes with a twist. Not only were their six and three year old kids living with them, along with their five year old nephew who was over for playtime when the cops showed up, the place was infested with mice. Mice were seen in the kids’ bedroom and heard in the drop ceilings, and there was a bunch of mouse poop all over the place. The best part is that when the cops were there a cat emerged from under the sink with a live mouse in it’s mouth.”

Nevertheless the free my boi patrol was out and about at the court date:

Natasha Riley seemed to be the dominant female of the group, and she offered delicious takes like this on the Facebook machine:

So obviously she’s fit to parent. As a matter of fact she’s so fit to parent that she’s apparently posting ads on Facebook to babysit your children. Watch:

LOL. Awesome.

Apparently Natasha did not think it was very funny though, and according to her she still has custody of her kids:

Yea, you don’t know half the story yo!! It wasn’t even her crib!! She was just living in a vermin infested apartment with her ex beyoch, minding her own business, selling drugs with a bunch of kids around. Who hasn’t done that before?

And by the looks of her ratchtacular Facebook page, it looks like she does in fact have at least a dozen small children living in her cockroach infested fupaden. Oh, and they appear to have a grocery cart full of trash sitting in the living room:

But then again, who doesn’t? Amirite?

Now that the charges have been dropped she’s free to be hired for babysitting. Thirty bucks a kid. Who wouldn’t trust their loved one with this Salter School valedictorian?

She’s changed a lot for the better in the last two years. For instance, she’s been perfecting her dog filter selfies:

And she’s no longer dating the 29 year old crackhead drug dealer she was shacking up with previously. Now she’s moved onto…..this

And the bathroom scissoring is getting hot and heavy!

Also, there may or may not be another one on the way to throw on the pile and keep the food stamp checks coming….

Her heterosexual male friends apparently approve:

Spun Hatter clearly has high standards!!

Just don’t ask her for no poontang, because she’s “fucked up rn” and wouldn’t do a good job:

And by the looks of her living situation, which includes four pajama clad cheeshogs in an empty apartment with some mattresses on the floor while one of them whines about being homeless on the Obamaphone in the background, this is the ideal place to drop your kids off while you’re out getting your swerve on:

Hey Natasha, can you watch Turtleboy Jr. tonight? Mrs. Turtleboy and I wanted to go to Sweaty Betty’s for taco night. DM Turtleboy Refugees if interested.