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Christmas is almost here, which means the ratchet Mom GoFundMes asking strangers to play Santa for their crotch fruits is about to come to a glorious end. Here’s one last winner for the road.
Christine “Cree” Wardell wants you to give her $500 so her kids can have the Christmas they deserve. Of course what they really deserve is a real Mom who takes care of her kids, rather than relying on the Internet to do that for her.
Now I understand that sometimes people fall on hard times. But according to Cree here she was “robbed” and drained her bank accounts, presumably because they knew her pin numbers. Except she forgot to point out one important part of the equation – the chick who “robbed” her was her scissoring partner from jail, and she’s just angry that after they got out of jail her lover went back to her primary lickalotapuss and ditched her altogether.
“An amateur can’t fuck with a pro.”
And by pro she means, “one who panhandles for free shit for their kid’s Christmas.”
Sadly prison relationships don’t always have the fairy tale endings they do on OITNB. You just take what you can get while you’re locked up so they can keep your taco warm for the real thing when you get out.
As you can see in her post she accuses them of stealing “Crisp Nike Air, pair 1” and some TV’s, but doesn’t mention anything about cash or draining her bank account. Because I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that she wouldn’t know how to open a bank account if she tried.
I don’t even know what she was in jail for when she met her former lover, because she seems to post about coming back from jail a lot.
And she’s got Google trophies that have grown their own Google trophies.
So it’s hard to keep track. All I know is skankatron was arrested most recently on September 18 for selling drugs.
Christine Wardell, 43, of 33 Falmouth St., Worcester, pleaded not guilty to distribution of a Class B controlled substance and conspiracy to violate the controlled substance act. She was released on personal recognizance with a GPS ankle bracelet and an order to remain alcohol and drug free. Her case was continued to Nov. 7.
Oops! Looks like that lawyer money might be the real reason she’s asking other people to play Santa for her. LOL. Just kidding. I think we can all jump to the conclusion that she’s got a court appointed lawyer anyway. Next year for Christmas hopefully her kids ask Santa for a Mom who doesn’t make it onto Turtleboy.