The word is apparently out that Turtleboy is merciful. As many of you know, we’re not afraid to take a blog down if a ratchet contacts us after a prolonged period of time, tells us that they’ve changed, explains that they’re sorry and want to move on with their life, and shows genuine contrition. We’re not douchebags (like the mainstream media), and public shame shouldn’t be an unforgivable life sentence. For that reason I have quietly and personally taken down dozens of blogs without informing our readers, at the request of reformed ratchets.
But some ratchets are trying to take advantage of our generosity, and we saw one of them return to action this week. Who remembers this skag?
Her name is Hillary Fetters, and she made her debut for creating a $1,500 to pay for her a computer so she could live stream video games.
Her motivation was that she watches over people livestream video games and her life goal was to one day own a computer and do the same. Seems like a completely normal and reasonable thing for other people to pay for since the only people who get to live stream are the rich and powerful.
But because so many pussy starved dudes out there thought that they could gain points for coming to her honor we were bombarded with negative feedback.
Can’t a girl just be hot and have strangers give her their hard earned money and get nothing in return? Geez Louise!
Hillary wasn’t happy about it either.
She also started a fundraiser for “raising money for medical research,” claiming she had herpes, and used the hashtags #HSV #STD.
Well, the Duck Lipped Blabberpuss messaged me on Facebook a few weeks back asking to take the blog down because….autism.
I really hate people who blame things on autism like it’s a disease or mental illness. Autistic people don’t use their body to get thirsty dudes to buy them computers. If she had a compelling case I might help her out, but she’s clearly the same lying, scheming chick she was two years ago, so for that the blog stays up.
Well, it turns out that after I didn’t take the blog down she started a new scam. Ya see, it appears as if homegirl has been hitting up the all you can eat Chinese buffet a little too often.
And she really wants to get liposuction, but it costs $8,000.
And clearly she doesn’t have the cash for the procedure.
So she’s back to whoring herself out, but it’s not as easy as it was two years ago when she was a little more in shape.
She’s created an Onlyfans.com account, and she really wants you to pay to see her fat ass so she can no longer have a fat ass.
Pro tip – if you’re not happy with the way your body looks, maybe don’t try selling your body. You’re driving stock prices into the ground and you don’t even realize it.
Why not just exercise and/or diet?
- If you’re 20 pounds overweight, I think you’re gonna have a hard time finding a doctor willing to do a very dangerous surgery on your fat ass.
- The person you’re speaking to is also a lunatic who is telling you not to exercise because they believe you can mediate away the cellulite.
Probably best you just give up on the dream, and maybe not tie your happiness to your outward appearance.
So in conclusion, no, we will not be taking the blog down. Because obviously Hillary has learned absolutely nothing, and has moved onto the next “give me money for muh feelz” scam, and is actually more vain the last time because the only thing she values in life is the way she looks.
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