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Duck Lipped Blabberpuss Wants Us To Take Down 2 Year Old Blog About GoFundMe Scam Because “Autism,” Is Selling Noodz To Raise $8K For Lipo Surgery Because She Wants To Lose 20 Pounds


The word is apparently out that Turtleboy is merciful. As many of you know, we’re not afraid to take a blog down if a ratchet contacts us after a prolonged period of time, tells us that they’ve changed, explains that they’re sorry and want to move on with their life, and shows genuine contrition. We’re not douchebags (like the mainstream media), and public shame shouldn’t be an unforgivable life sentence. For that reason I have quietly and personally taken down dozens of blogs without informing our readers, at the request of reformed ratchets.

But some ratchets are trying to take advantage of our generosity, and we saw one of them return to action this week. Who remembers this skag?

Her name is Hillary Fetters, and she made her debut for creating a $1,500 to pay for her a computer so she could live stream video games.

Her motivation was that she watches over people livestream video games and her life goal was to one day own a computer and do the same. Seems like a completely normal and reasonable thing for other people to pay for since the only people who get to live stream are the rich and powerful.

But because so many pussy starved dudes out there thought that they could gain points for coming to her honor we were bombarded with negative feedback.


Can’t a girl just be hot and have strangers give her their hard earned money and get nothing in return? Geez Louise!

Hillary wasn’t happy about it either.

She also started a fundraiser for “raising money for medical research,” claiming she had herpes, and used the hashtags #HSV #STD.


Well, the Duck Lipped Blabberpuss messaged me on Facebook a few weeks back asking to take the blog down because….autism.

I really hate people who blame things on autism like it’s a disease or mental illness. Autistic people don’t use their body to get thirsty dudes to buy them computers. If she had a compelling case I might help her out, but she’s clearly the same lying, scheming chick she was two years ago, so for that the blog stays up.

Well, it turns out that after I didn’t take the blog down she started a new scam. Ya see, it appears as if homegirl has been hitting up the all you can eat Chinese buffet a little too often.

And she really wants to get liposuction, but it costs $8,000.

And clearly she doesn’t have the cash for the procedure.

So she’s back to whoring herself out, but it’s not as easy as it was two years ago when she was a little more in shape.

She’s created an Onlyfans.com account, and she really wants you to pay to see her fat ass so she can no longer have a fat ass.

Pro tip – if you’re not happy with the way your body looks, maybe don’t try selling your body. You’re driving stock prices into the ground and you don’t even realize it.

Why not just exercise and/or diet?

  1. If you’re 20 pounds overweight, I think you’re gonna have a hard time finding a doctor willing to do a very dangerous surgery on your fat ass.
  2. The person you’re speaking to is also a lunatic who is telling you not to exercise because they believe you can mediate away the cellulite.

Probably best you just give up on the dream, and maybe not tie your happiness to your outward appearance.

So in conclusion, no, we will not be taking the blog down. Because obviously Hillary has learned absolutely nothing, and has moved onto the next “give me money for muh feelz” scam, and is actually more vain the last time because the only thing she values in life is the way she looks.


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38 Comment(s)
  • bigdikdood
    December 6, 2019 at 4:24 pm

    Her OnlyFans page is absolutely awful- barely posts anything and complains when people ask her to post pics, charges $25 for a subscription to see a blurry shot of half of this cow’s ass cheek, yeah no thanks

  • Bam
    November 27, 2019 at 12:25 am

    A trip to the woodshed for a old fashion spanking would do her some good!

  • Cody Morgan
    November 24, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    Give this girl a break!! She’s the most ambitious person in The South Tewksbury Trailer Park

  • Bumpydasnowman
    November 23, 2019 at 10:13 am

    Went to school with her. Shoulda sucked my dick when she had the chance

  • Richyrich
    November 20, 2019 at 7:23 am

    To recap, she has the intelligence of a hillbilly preacher and the industriousness of a hibernating sloth. Her dreams of becoming a jet-setting social media influencer went nowhere, her foray into the field of go fund me hucksterism is a flop, and now she is drifting to being a WebCam sex worker. there’s only about 10 million of them out there and 99% of them don’t make any money doing it. her best bet would be to find an insecure guy that makes a decent living and marry his ass, the sooner the better. it’s either that or enter the dreaded private sector. Trust me, getting up every day at 5 AM and busting your ass is no fucking fun.

  • Bill Clinton
    November 19, 2019 at 8:25 pm

    I’d hit it.

  • Dees nutz
    November 19, 2019 at 10:21 am

    Funny thing. She is probably still on mommy and daddys insurance as now in MA you kid can stay on it till your fucking 26. What the fuck on that one. But this is an elected surgury not a required one. Hey you dumb heffer, get on a fuckin treadmill and eat some grilled chicken. Get on top for once or actually put your back into it. And lay off the takeout and hagandas. Your not kim kardashian. Your face is butter kida like your cottage cheese ass.

  • Turd Reversalist
    November 19, 2019 at 1:34 am

    I can get her $20 closer to her goal, $25 if she understands how ATM works.
    Sometimes it’s about charity more than justice.
    I’m just as much a philanthropist as I am a disciplinarian.

    November 18, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    This is certainly the pot calling the kettle black. All you do is beg for money. On literally every single post you beg like a baby because the man censors you blah blah blah. You ever think your product isn’t very good? Especially lately you’ve stooped low going after grandmas and mentally handicap people. Thought it was only rapists and dead beats. Slow news day? Hack. But it’s all okay because we got that firefighter some gift certificates for chicken Parm subs. Special place in hell for lowlifes like you. Oh forgot you diddle kids too. Priceless loser.

  • Startled Pancake
    November 18, 2019 at 9:13 pm

    Fucking “autism”.

    How many autists do we have roaming the countryside exactly?

    At this point it seems like the onset of lycanthropy throughout Eastern fucking Europe gone into Bachman-Turner Overdrive coupled with the combined vampire population of Transylvania and Washington State could not possibly overtake this strain of autism.

    • foleyworld
      Kurt Cocaine
      November 19, 2019 at 10:08 am

      Startled Pancake,
      I now live in Washington State and on behalf of the vampires who live here I would like to inform you that the title “ Vampire” is not politically correct and could be considered a slur. These vitamin D deprived heroin addicts who aimlessly wander the streets of Seattle by the thousands used to be called zombies. But they fought that label as offensive and lobbied to be given a more kind and sensitive Description.
      Northwest vampire zombies are very progressive and sensitive don’t you know?

  • tits McGee
    November 18, 2019 at 9:02 pm

    fucking lowlife cumslut

  • Spic Tormentors
    November 18, 2019 at 8:59 pm

    I used to fuck fat slobs like her

  • CumDump
    November 18, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    She has NEVER held down a real job, ever. She really does have herpes, because she claims she was raped by some guy who she posted his picture all over instagram to shame him and everyone who knew her called her a liar….because facks. Shes gotten hella fat over the last few years but per usual still lives off her parents and still has no job. I think she worked for Market Basket for like… 5 minutes… ten years ago….

    • Startled Pancake
      November 18, 2019 at 9:22 pm

      Autism, Herpes…FUUUUUUUUCCKK

      It’s like being bit by a fucking werewolf.

  • Rashasha
    November 18, 2019 at 6:06 pm

    Fuck is wrong with her face though??

    • Jack
      Kodak Instamatic
      November 18, 2019 at 7:41 pm

      Too photoshopped to the max!

  • Josh Tibbets
    November 18, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    Audit America will donate 8k just as soon as I get out of jail. I want hot tow truck girl part 2.

  • phillip j mckracken
    Walter Bird
    November 18, 2019 at 5:46 pm

    Like a screen door in a hurricane, possibly because I’m creepy and desperate, but why sweat the details

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    November 18, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    A new poster girl for the Calorically challenged.

    Send her some won ton soup.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      November 18, 2019 at 9:17 pm

      She a plump dumpling, right Lee?

  • Judge dread
    November 18, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    She’s protected by the slut pump police. Just leave it alone and allow it to self destruct.

  • JoeMomma
    November 18, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    She can make money the old fashioned way,

    On her knees.

  • WeRFucked
    November 18, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    So she gets the best free advertising to her page ever… yet takes it down?

    Bitch your $8k was right around the corner! Da fuq is wrong with you?

    Turtle readers love tig ole bitties!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    November 18, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    This hating needs to stop! Hillary needs surgery! This is about her mental and physical well being! Send her some money and zip it!

  • hartf811
    Father Dimmock
    November 18, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    If she just went full on hooker for a month she’d get the money, get a little exercise and maybe lose the weight. I hear the HPV keeps of the pounds if you don’t feed it. My child

  • Daniel Sullivan
    The Real Shane Hoban
    November 18, 2019 at 3:42 pm

    I’d def hit that. By hit that I mean I’d smack her around. Because I abuse women physically and mentally. As soon as I get out of the mental hospital and I’m done exploiting my fathers death for my own financial benefit I’ll call this fat bitch and my mental abuse will drive her crazy enough and I’ll end up with a eating disorder. Boom you’re welcome. Oh fuck turtleboy.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    November 18, 2019 at 3:22 pm

    Would. I’d love to wake up between her and Megan DeMers…

  • TortugaNiño
    November 18, 2019 at 3:18 pm

    Are we all just gonna ignore this full grown able bodied adult pulling the autism card… like her own fucking autism card!?!?!

    How fucking mentally handicapped do you have to fucking be to think you can just claim to be mentally handicapped. Your basically saying “i did retarded shit but its because im retarded” when ur not retarded. How retarded!?! That actaully makes the whiney ass “woe is me, eating takeout and being seditary made me thicc, please give me money to have the fat sucked out so i dont have to jog a mile and ppl will buy my nudes again and i dont have to get a real job” seem sane in comparrison.

    “Nothings my fault, gimme gimme gimme!” I really cant stand these fucking ppl.

    • Alan Bohdiewicz
      AJ Alphonse
      November 18, 2019 at 4:47 pm

      Yes, this chick has taken it to a new level of low. What was she thinking?! This was only going to go one of two ways..

  • Fabienne
    November 18, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    But I love her little pot belly. On a man it would be oafish, but on a woman…it is sexy.

    • NoseFace
      November 19, 2019 at 11:43 am

      Great reference. Well done sir.

  • Helmet Head
    November 18, 2019 at 3:08 pm

    If these morons are paying money for her noodz, and is she is autistic, can they be charged with an accessory for exploitation?

    Either way this skank needs to get off her fat ass and hit up the gym. Also, how much do those implants weight? Asking for a friend.

  • Troy
    November 18, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    Please tell me she didn’t get the money for a gaming pc. Few things bug me more than so-called “Streamers” who draw attention to the fact that they’re girls while innocently claiming they’re more than a ‘girl gamer’. Especially while using tits and ass to get clicks rather than gaming skill. Preying on mentally ill men for money should be an exploitative crime. That one bitch supporting her on facebook even says we live in an age where girls would rather beg from sugar daddies than get a job, not seeing how bad that looks.

    Here’s an idea… get up off your fucking ass and take a quick walk once a day. See what happens.

  • Corinth Arkadin
    November 18, 2019 at 2:57 pm


  • Betty Ford
    November 18, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    Yeah, still would.

    Geez, these lost guys who come to her defense. I feel for them a bit, because you’ve gotta be suffering if youre coming to the defense of the likes of Hillary. “Dude, she can do WTF she wants”.

    Well yeah she can, and TB has the right to weigh in on it, dude. If you don’t like it, give her the money and she’ll take it down because she wouldn’t need the money anymore, amiright? Oh wait, no, that’s not how it works…..

  • DickNVulva
    November 18, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    Someone should tell this hippo that liposuction is not for weight loss. It’s not a way for fat people to lose weight. It’s for targeted fat removal.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 18, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    She’ll be happy those pics are out there years from now when trying to get a real job outside of Hooters

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