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Duck Lipped Platypus Selling Hoarded Masks To Hospitals And People Who Need Them Sees Nothing Wrong With Being This Ratchet, Thinks She’s Running A Legit Business 


This is Kayla Pagliarini from North Providence.


This duck lipped platypus thinks she’s some sort of bootleg Amazon, except she isn’t selling toilet paper or homemade lotion, she’s selling reusable masks.

Let me be clear – there is no reason for anyone to ever sell masks, toilet paper, or anything else that is in short supply on the Facebook machine. You are not Walmart. You don’t own a business. You are not an entrepreneur. You are a consumer.

But these masks especially are in short supply and even hospitals are running short of them. One third of coronavirus patients in this country are about to flood overcrowded New York City hospitals, and people like this are why they have to beg the public for donations. There is no excuse for it. It is trashy, predatory behavior and it deserves to be called out.

Don’t worry though – she’ll sell them back to hospitals at cost. It’s just the rest of the general public she’ll be selling them to at jacked up prices.

So noble!

Except it’s not your job to control the distribution and prices of masks. It’s OK for businesses to sell shit at more than they paid for because they are a business. They pay taxes and are registered with the state. They’re not a basic bitch from North Providence on Facebook hoarding essential items for the apocalypse.

She’s well aware of the shortages and is still selling them.

She scoffed at the idea that she should donate them, because she thinks she’s running some sort of legitimate business.

“I work hard to find things in stores that others can’t find themselves.”

Bitch, you are not Amazon. You are not special. You are an exploitative skag with gas money and a CashApp account.

She rightfully got called out and took the post down, but she followed it up with this gem comparing herself to doctors and pharmacists.

Again, doctors are licensed and skilled. Then only thing you’re skilled at is how to use a snapchat filter.

Before she took the post down she called out the haters who were sharing her post and mentioned her other “business” ventures.

Diaper hauls? Oh yea, she sells those too, along with a whole bunch of other shit.

She really seems to think this is a job, which is why she shamelessly announced weeks ago that she stocked up for the “Coronavirus haul.” Turns out she knows a guy at Walgreens who gives her the hookup.

She’s delivering tons of products but doesn’t want your contaminated money.

Those prices aren’t even bad, which makes me wonder how much she got them for in the first place. Either way, she’s not a business, and she hoarded shit people would need during a crisis, which makes her a slugrake.

Finally, in the ultimate twist of irony I was also tagged in another post she made over the weekend where she rightfully shamed a ratchet who works at Wings Over Providence and threatened to cough in food.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure Amera Khiami is a spunk trumpet deluxe, but the fact of the matter is that you don’t get to shame other ratchets when you act like one yourself.


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48 Comment(s)
  • Tammyleek
    March 28, 2020 at 4:58 am

    Definitely all stolen shit her hookup and her steal all this shit!

  • Kayla the fat slob sucks
    March 24, 2020 at 6:36 pm

    There is a company on the Cape who makes deli takeout containers who modified their HALF A MILLION DOLLAR machine to donate to companies making N95 face masks. They’re in the process of modifying a second machine to donate as well. There is also a third machine they said could be modified and sent out in a couple months if still needed at that time. That is $1-1.5 MILLION dollars in machinery that ONE company is donating due to the shortage of medical supplies in our country and this fat fucking cunt is hoarding and price gouging contractor masks? Just to make a couple hundred bucks? Fuck her, I hope she gets the worst case of coronavirus imaginable.

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 24, 2020 at 12:03 am

    Wearing my Adam West ‘Batman’ mask, i felt secure, expecting Covid to show up like the Riddler, Nora Clavicle or Egghead. Instead, it arrives as a Big Beaked Pagliarini, and behind a mask of greed.

    Still, i’d be glad to shelter in place with a 1960’s Joan Collin’s ‘Siren’.

    • Dianna
      March 24, 2020 at 11:55 am

      Whiskey tango= white trash. Nothing more nothing less. You suck at life

      • Silencio Dogood
        March 24, 2020 at 10:55 pm

        give us a kiss.

  • Bill Gannon
    March 23, 2020 at 10:16 pm

    All this stuff must be stolen by her cashier friend. I’d enjoy seeing the police do some checking on folks like this. Her eyebrows look like she puts them on with one of those wide tip magic markers, what a stinky ho.

  • Bill Barr
    March 23, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    Coming for your stupid

    • Tammyleek
      March 28, 2020 at 4:57 am

      I was just gunna say this it has to be stolen fact it was she looks like the kinda chick lives off our taxes EBT ssi and ssdi section 8 all the state help probably don’t work at all just sells stolen shit online wow just wow!! It’s crazy what people will do for another hit of crack or shot of dope even weed hey I’m from Boston I’ve seen some crazy shot over some weed lol but fact all stolen shit

  • Silience Does Bad
    March 23, 2020 at 8:49 pm

    Back in January when the workers paradise of China was welding doors of high rise apartment buildings, Trump ordered a travel ban. The woke mob decided a diversity spit swap was needed in Manhattan to Trump that the woke won’t tolerate his racist agenda. In hindsight, was not a smart move, who knew?

    • Silencio Dogood
      March 24, 2020 at 12:07 am

      i expect that the Republican mustache of John Maynard Woodworth knew.

  • Jesus Oliviera (the spic)
    March 23, 2020 at 8:33 pm

    I would like to give her an asshole to mouth fucking

    • Brown eye ointment
      March 25, 2020 at 12:39 am

      Spunk in the bum while buried to the bristles, then transition to the facehole for residual extraction and a thorough cleaning.
      Don’t worry, she’ll feel just as dirty and cry for just as long in the shower after you wipe her drool off of your tool on her curtains and let yourself out.

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people... Everywhere
    March 23, 2020 at 8:06 pm

    This shit is a straight up money grab for the rich.. Cause mass panic in the public for the common cold virus thats been around since the beginning of humanity. Big Pharma gets 8 BILLION dollars towards research for said common cold virus ( which doesn’t actually kill people, it is in fact secondary infections and/or underlying conditions that are more deadly than the common cold virus) . Stock market crashes all wealthy insiders buy up stock dirt cheap right before everything is allowed to open again and boom the rich become richer the poor and working class and small businesses take the biggest financial hits meanwhile corporate america comes out bigger and richer than ever. All because sick people feel the need to go out while sick and spread their colds so the government can keep the “virus count” on the rise.
    If people were actually considerate of others this would never have even happened in the first place but people just cant seem to stay home or keep their kids home when they are sick they are inconsiderate assholes who want everyone to share their colds and misery… Fuck these hoarding assholes,
    fuck the corrupt government and a big get fucked to big pharma.

  • RachetRetail
    March 23, 2020 at 7:56 pm

    Real businesses do more than pay taxes and register with the state. They have numerous inspections and have to pay for a ridiculous amount of licenses to have a storefront. Things these losers avoid like a food truck avoids disinfectant.

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    March 23, 2020 at 7:35 pm

    I would raw dog the ratchet right out of her.

  • Dr. Dementia
    March 23, 2020 at 7:29 pm

    Not really wishing The Kung Flu on anyone… but it would be slightly amusing if this bitch sells out of masks and then gets sick and ends up in a hospital that doesn’t have any masks. That might teach her to not be such a ratch snatch.

  • Uncle Pervey Connoisseur of the Balloon Knot
    March 23, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    She doesn’t need toilet paper because she can drop a huge peanut and corn filled grunty and I’ll lick her asshole clean. It’s just like putting the tip of your tongue on a 9 volt battery. Make her leather cheerio wink at you like a high speed camera shutter aperture.

  • One douche to another
    March 23, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    She needs a punch in her cunt that no good fucking twat. She a lot of it too clean the discharge and blood all over her smelly underwear that smelly spic

  • Government Wont Save You From A Real Virus
    March 23, 2020 at 3:36 pm

    She would have fit right in at New England Compounding Center where they sold untested expired and bacteria laden ” medicine” to hospitals and murdered 80 people all while the FDA was aware and did nothing.

    • Karly
      March 23, 2020 at 8:37 pm



      You are full of shit

      • Low Tide Bitch
        March 24, 2020 at 12:45 am

        Great rebuttal cunt.
        You a relative of the murderers.

  • Daniel Crowell
    Lance Bolt
    March 23, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    I Would

  • kingsraisins
    March 23, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    This is just disgusting. The ratchet hoarding needs to stop. There are people that genuinely need medical supplies right now-the people on the front lines that will treat those who are ill. There are also people that really need baby wipes and baby food. Most people in my community are working hard to be kind and compassionate during this crisis, by leaving some for other, supporting local businesses, and overall respecting CDC guidelines. Then there are people like this troll, who can ruin it for everyone. When things start to go to crap, we find out who the good people and who the ratchets really are.

    • JD Cock & Balls
      March 24, 2020 at 5:34 am

      Sadly , this is so true! But like someone said she will end up in a hospital with no supplies and a nurse that reads TB news!

  • Dick Pound
    March 23, 2020 at 2:39 pm

    I am canceling her online medical supply tag sale immediately.

  • Michael Collings
    5150 Mike
    March 23, 2020 at 2:12 pm

    Someone find the Walgreens she lives near and find out who knows her and explain they are stealing items AND keeping stock items that are NEEDED for their own profit and we are watching and will be calling corporate. I am calling now! Thanks Unc

  • dude
    March 23, 2020 at 1:42 pm

    come on Unc…this isnt even bad. cost to the hospital workers…no harm no foul.
    same hospitals that charge us a stupid amount for a bandaid…come on. now crying for help cause they stuffed their pockets with our money. no thanks. how bout looking into the Trump Org trying to get a bailout by the taxpayers ?

    everyone always says plan for a rainy day.. ok its raining….nobody planned?

  • Judge dread
    March 23, 2020 at 1:42 pm

    She’s slinging construction and carpenter mask used to protect you from inhaling saw dust, steel dust, etc.

    These are not medical n95 masks which filter out 95% of particles, not what I mentioned above.

    In addition she handled them, put them into zip lock baggies, then sells them as a way to protect yourself. I saw bob fucking vilia wearing one of these while operating a. God damn circular saw on a rerun from this old house.

    She handled them which means they could be contaminated and she should be shaken down for fear and panic inducing rhetoric while price gouging handling them in a “facility” which could be the garage of her boyfriend.

    I checked amazon 2.5 weeeks ago and most n95 masks were only available via private seller’s price gouging.

  • Fat, Hardscrabblin’ Wop
    March 23, 2020 at 1:33 pm

    This fat fuck, scrambling so hard to make enough to eek out her sad, knock-off lifestyle, is a prime example of why Italy is the way it is. The selfish, money grubbing, low level scamming and sleazy personality type she is, is so prevalent in bottom tier guineas that they’ve destroyed Italian culture at home and their own reps here. What a fucking disgrace you are.

    • Guinea Geisha
      March 23, 2020 at 8:51 pm

      Couldn’t agree more. Basta with the Soprano shit already. This puttana vergognosa is a disgrace to the race.

      • Chinese Whore living in Italy
        May 4, 2020 at 10:20 pm

        She’s not a disgrace to your race, she is typical of your race. Dirty bathrooms and all…

  • Bill Realist
    March 23, 2020 at 1:32 pm

    If I run out of toilet paper I’m going to have to start wiping my ass on her face.

    • Shit Paper
      March 23, 2020 at 2:38 pm

      Why wait for the TP to run out?

  • Not guilty
    March 23, 2020 at 12:32 pm

    She offered the masks to the hospital at her cost? What’s wrong with that? Does the hospital claim it has no money? The hospital could give her an IOU, FFS. The hospitals are the same folks who in the past were happy to charge us $30 or more for an aspirin and $10K to run a quick lab test. And they’ll do it again when this blows over. How soon we forget, TB. And nice advance planning by those million-dollar hospital administrators. Fire them all when this epidemic subsides, but it won’t happen.

    TB, why not review Howie Carr’s piece on the Herald’s website, where he points out all the State educational and judiciary hacks remaining at the trough while their office work is suspended. Those are the ones you should focus on, if you have the courage. IMHO, going after a small fish like this woman is really misplaced and wrong.

  • Pissed
    March 23, 2020 at 12:19 pm

    Nothing like advertising ‘I’m the reason you can’t find shit at the store’. Are they begging for a fucking throttling??? I think so…

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ariana Huffington's dried up cooze
    March 23, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    These people need to be shamed, then exterminated.

    • Ray Patriarca
      I smell JP4
      March 23, 2020 at 1:51 pm

      Actually, a wonderful fix to America’s problem:
      Some terrorists hijack an empty, fully fueled 747 and fly it into the Capitol Building when Congress is in session.
      Incinerate every single one of those motherless fucks!
      If wishing could only make it true….

  • mizzbigbooty92688
    Lost cause
    March 23, 2020 at 12:00 pm

    When they have to look at this shi t bag and decide is it her or somebody else I hope they choose the somebody and let this cu nt die. Drs and nurses are not going to be around if you scums don’t stop doing this shit and your going to be crying that nobody’s taking care of you. You’ll be wishing you have those to somebody who really needs them. What are these people raising these asshol es to be…

  • Said Everyone
    March 23, 2020 at 11:59 am

    What a cunt

  • Anna
    March 23, 2020 at 11:57 am

    We had an extra box of masks and donated them to the local medical clinic. They were very grateful. I am also a hoarder like I always have a ton of paper towels and toilet paper type of a hoarder. I have given away so lviv this past week. I am not rich, I live paycheck to paycheck and would never think of trying to profit off a time like this.

  • I see dumb fucks
    March 23, 2020 at 11:56 am

    What is it with women and photos with their lips like that,don’t they understand or care what it makes them look like ?

  • Independent Thinker
    March 23, 2020 at 11:44 am

    The hoarders are the ones causing the biggest problems. Once the supply line is cut, the violence will begin. Those who are armed will survive. Unfortunately, the state disarmed its citizens when it terminated the FID cards that we all had.

    People are still gathering and using this time off from work to socialize. Public transit is still running, so the virus will only spread. Containing it needs to start at the local level.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 23, 2020 at 11:42 am

    She should wear one to cover the fuck face .. Jesus she’s a Skag

    • Scrooge Snooki
      March 23, 2020 at 12:31 pm

      I’m all that. WTF you talkin’ bout!!! Black guys line up to fuck me.

  • Horace Pinker
    March 23, 2020 at 11:37 am

    Would it make it right if she paid taxes on the profits? We know she wont but…

  • tye
    March 23, 2020 at 11:35 am

    Is There Something Wrong with This Picture?

    The CDC says that 23,000 Americans have died from the flu since last September. Yawn. Ho hum.

    Around 6 PM today the TV news cited another CDC statistic that 400 Americans have died from the coronavirus. Emergency! Suspend the Constitution — Permanently! Declare Martial Law! Stop the economy — Now!! Stay in the house — or else! Shut up and take your Masters’ orders! Rev up the printing presses! Call out the National Guard! Imprison all dissenters!!

    Here’s another interesting tidbit: The Italian version of the CDC says that just under 50% of those who had “died from the coronavirus” had at least three pre-existing diseases such as cancer, heart disease, lung disease, etc. The average age of such Italian disease victims is 80.5. Around 25% had at least two such diseases. Nevertheless, they are claiming that they died from coronavirus alone. 0.8% of Italians who died from the coronavirus had no pre-existing serious diseases.

    lewrockwell dot com

    • hartf811
      Dirty Harry
      March 23, 2020 at 12:35 pm

      Stick your tongue in a non GFI wall outlet. Only a small % of people get shot across the room but maybe you are the lucky one. Are you feeling lucky punk?

  • FaceMask Fag
    March 23, 2020 at 11:33 am

    Go back to China you dirty Chink bastard!

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