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Fitchburg is a magical land of enchantment and culture. Saw this video on the Discussing Fitchburg Facebook page today. It shows a fight between two women who had a disagreement over $20 worth of crack in broad daylight, on Main Street, About 50 feet from the Fitchburg Police Station:
In other words, it was your typical Tuesday in the Dirty Burg. Gotta love it. And it wouldn’t be Fitchburg if another bum wasn’t standing next to them, refereeing this dispute in his pajamas:
Not only was he making sure it was a fair fight, and it WAS a fair fight, but he was also providing coaching tips along the way. Dude is the Dirty Burg version of Mickey Goldmill. The woman in the yellow was clearly his protege and I think it’s safe to say that she got that rock when it was all said and done.
Some people in the comments section were mad at the videographer for not breaking it up:
What was he supposed to do? Break it up? What could possibly go wrong? Oh yea, he’d be putting himself between two psychopaths with nothing to lose who see nothing wrong with fighting on Main Street in broad daylight over crack. I’m sure they’d stop fighting because some random guy came over and told them to cut it out. Definitely. Oh yea, and I’m sure they’re both perfectly healthy, so it wouldn’t be a health risk to come between two women who are probably both bleeding as a result of this. Solid advice right there.
As for the giggle and taping it, what’s the problem? It was great entertainment and it was hilarious. Two consenting adults wanted to fight over $20 worth of crack. In America you have the right to be a fighting bum. I’d much rather watch these people duke it out than have them standing in traffic begging for crack money. You’d be selfish not to tape that and share it with the world. It was a great fight, and one that we all wanted to see. If you’re horrified by stuff like this then I’d recommend moving to Townsend or Lunenburg or
Gardner Westminster. Because I feel like there’s a 90% chance I’m gonna see two women fighting over $20 worth of crack every time I drive down Main Street in Fitchburg. It’s science. Notice one of the cars doesn’t even stop. Why would he? He can see the same shit tomorrow.
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