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Dude In Pajamas Referees $20 Crack Fight Between Two Fitchburg Women In Broad Daylight On Main Street

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Fitchburg is a magical land of enchantment and culture. Saw this video on the Discussing Fitchburg Facebook page today. It shows a fight between two women who had a disagreement over $20 worth of crack in broad daylight, on Main Street, About 50 feet from the Fitchburg Police Station:

In other words, it was your typical Tuesday in the Dirty Burg. Gotta love it. And it wouldn’t be Fitchburg if another bum wasn’t standing next to them, refereeing this dispute in his pajamas:

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Not only was he making sure it was a fair fight, and it WAS a fair fight, but he was also providing coaching tips along the way. Dude is the Dirty Burg version of Mickey Goldmill. The woman in the yellow was clearly his protege and I think it’s safe to say that she got that rock when it was all said and done.

Some people in the comments section were mad at the videographer for not breaking it up:

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What was he supposed to do? Break it up? What could possibly go wrong? Oh yea, he’d be putting himself between two psychopaths with nothing to lose who see nothing wrong with fighting on Main Street in broad daylight over crack. I’m sure they’d stop fighting because some random guy came over and told them to cut it out. Definitely. Oh yea, and I’m sure they’re both perfectly healthy, so it wouldn’t be a health risk to come between two women who are probably both bleeding as a result of this. Solid advice right there.

As for the giggle and taping it, what’s the problem? It was great entertainment and it was hilarious. Two consenting adults wanted to fight over $20 worth of crack. In America you have the right to be a fighting bum. I’d much rather watch these people duke it out than have them standing in traffic begging for crack money. You’d be selfish not to tape that and share it with the world. It was a great fight, and one that we all wanted to see. If you’re horrified by stuff like this then I’d recommend moving to Townsend or Lunenburg or Gardner Westminster. Because I feel like there’s a 90% chance I’m gonna see two women fighting over $20 worth of crack every time I drive down Main Street in Fitchburg. It’s science. Notice one of the cars doesn’t even stop. Why would he? He can see the same shit tomorrow.



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23 Comment(s)
  • Toni
    May 18, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    Lmao!! You all must have never been to Fitchburg.. It’s a melting pot of crackheads and junkies.. Wtf was the guy really supposed to do to stop it?! Not to mention, THEY ARE RIGHT BY THE POLICE STATION!! Let the cops do their job.. Cuz if the civilian tried to stop them, they probably would’ve just turned their drug induced rage towards him, joined forces and ended up jumping him. Lol

  • Victor
    May 18, 2016 at 6:08 pm

    Urgh… I hate well meaning/easily offended idiots like Mr. “You’re part of the problem!” up in the FB comments. Would they feel better about the video, if the guy instead of giggling had mumbled “oh, the humanity!” or “those poor people! God bless their oppressed souls!” while recording? What a douche!

    Aside from that hypocrisy, it takes a special kind of either total asshole or total idiot, to look at two people voluntarily (if illegally) fighting in the middle of the street and say: “This situation would be massively improved with a quick police intervention!” Cause you know, a few months in jail for the participants, another charge on their criminal record and 40-50.000 of taxpayers money spent is a small price to pay, if we can prevent people from giggling at a voluntary fistfight caught on camera!

  • Joe Max
    May 18, 2016 at 3:21 pm

    Another town that used to be going on and prosperous. Now, just one of many all over America, in the same league. Sad, when one thinks of how many people for generations. Made that town, how it was at one time decades ago. Now, forget about it !

  • No
    May 18, 2016 at 2:51 pm

    Speculation, conjecture, racism, elitism and horrible writing. Per usual.

  • The Great Dolemite
    May 18, 2016 at 11:21 am

    Watz we gotz here am two sexy ladies wit a disageement. Now them all bets friend again an shit an tradin food stamps cards an shit.

  • whatevuh
    May 18, 2016 at 10:22 am

    Savages, simple as that . . . .

  • Cathy
    May 18, 2016 at 10:20 am

    Here’s how society works today. Two crack hoes can beat the shit out of each other over the price of a bag of crack on Main street and it’s fun and games. A Police officer punching out a crack dealer and arresting him is abuse of force.

  • Cathy
    May 18, 2016 at 10:13 am

    It’s funny to read people posting that there should have been a cop there to stop this. If a cop did intervene and taze these crackheads all of the residents of Fitchburg would scream Police brutality and sue the Police Department and the City.

  • Joespeh somebody
    May 18, 2016 at 8:32 am

    People should interven, that’s why there aee problems in this world today, and as a writer you are, you promote this stuff, without facts? The PD isn’t 50 feet from there…. you are one big joke, looks like we know how you were brought up.

  • Sal Monella
    May 18, 2016 at 8:02 am

    I think this is horrible! Comrade Bernie should provide free crack to all who need it just to reduce street violence. Just add a dollar to every cup of coffee that crackers buy and there will be plenty of money available to fund the purchase of drugs for the ‘po peeps.

  • Nick Testagrossa
    May 18, 2016 at 8:00 am

    How do you know it was cracK? Cuz these bitches are way too chubby to be crackheads. Just saying…

  • Ceasar Augustus
    May 18, 2016 at 7:30 am

    Just more mere “anecdotes ” from 8 years of Patrick/murray country.

  • LivesInLowell
    May 18, 2016 at 6:59 am

    Nice ground and pound.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    May 18, 2016 at 6:20 am

    I never quite understood wearing pajamas in public. Not only is that very lazy it’s dirty and unsanitary. You wear pajamas to bed where everything is supposed to be clean. If you wear pajamas all day you are bringing that dirt where you sleep. These are the same people who probably don’t change bed sheets weekly. Gross.

    Also, you won’t catch me breaking up any fights. I mind my fucking business because I’m not willing to put myself in danger to referee two women fighting over their next needle.

    • Turd Burglestein
      May 18, 2016 at 6:47 am

      I doubt people like that even have sheets on their bed. They’re either sleeping on a bare mattress or on the floor. BTW…good to see you back and feisty. I hope your surgery went well.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        May 18, 2016 at 9:32 am

        You’re right lol… the mattress probably sits right on top of a dirty blue rug in a room littered with cigarettes and broken dreams…. hahahaha!

        Thanks Turd, it went very well. I had one of the best surgeons for the specific surgery. She worked a godamned miracle on me! 4 laproscopic sites and only a 5 inch incision as opposed to a 14 inch with staples. Tumors are all gone, no need for radiation or chemo, love her!

        • Rational person
          May 18, 2016 at 10:05 am

          I’m glad it went well.

        • CharlieKelly
          May 18, 2016 at 10:11 am

          Cigarettes and broken dreams! Classic

        • Maggie the Cat
          May 18, 2016 at 11:49 pm

          Feisty, glad you’re back. Give yourself time to recover.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    May 18, 2016 at 5:30 am

    Try going to a college class sometime… pajamas everywhere. On the upside though, all the professors are quite impressed when you’re one of the few students who bothered to put 5 minutes worth of effort in that morning and wear real clothes… the losers just keep on highlighting who the winners are in life, and that bar is getting set ever lower!

  • Jon
    May 18, 2016 at 1:33 am

    I love it how the people commenting about how “horrible” this is that no one stops the fight are all these little kids in their late teens – 20s. Put any one of them there, when it’s actually happening, they are NOT going over there to break up a fight at all. …good luck breaking up the crack fight guys.

  • BobnMic
    May 17, 2016 at 11:36 pm

    I am not understanding this whole (new girl thing) going out in public and go to a fucking supermarket with this whole fucking pajamas fucknut attire stuff. That just simply says many gross things about that women.

    #1 You did not shower today so you are in fact very gross and down stairs holy shit forget about that,

    #2 Walking by you in the produce isle would smell like I am in the fucking the fish section,

    #3 You can take a fucking nap you lazy fuck in the check out line because you’re wearing your pajamas because the line is long and boring.

    #4 Don’t forget about medicated ass wipes to purchase. They are wonders in these trying situations and could be your only chance of survival…..

    • sis
      May 18, 2016 at 11:32 pm

      Wow that was gross. You are nasty.

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