Social Justice Warriors

Dumb White Guilt Laden Milton People Blindly Believe Woman Who Names And Smears Well Respected Officer For Nearly Killing Her 14 Year Old Son


This is Milton Police K-9 Officer Kristen Chipman.

She’s been on the force for many years and has earned a level of respect in the community.

But none of that matters because a woman named after an orange accused her of being a trigger happy racist who wanted to kill her 14 year old crotch fruit because he’s black.

Here’s some glaring issues with this post:

  • She offers no evidence that any of this happened.
  • She doesn’t explain the background. Police officers don’t just randomly approach and harass innocent 14 year old kids getting off the bus. If she did approach him then it was for a good reason, and anyone who doesn’t take the word of a well respected police officer over the second hand version of a story that originated with a 14 year old is someone who shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce. Police don’t “harass,” they investigate, which involves asking people questions.
  • Any normal person who felt that their child was harassed unfairly by the police would bring it up to the police. Only an attention seeking hag would take it to a community Facebook group and slander the name of an officer.
  • The fact that she used a racial slur (black boy) to make her point further tells me everything I need to know about Pineapple Smith.
  • She is from Brockton and only looks like she moved to Milton recently.

She later clarified that she did speak with the officer, she just didn’t like what the officer had to say.

“Don’t question my son.”

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works. Cops have the right to ask your kid questions if they see him doing something illegal, and I’m willing to bet that there was a lot more to it than cutting across other people’s yards. I’ve heard some rumors about this, but unlike Avocado Smith I’m going to wait for more facts before publishing.

As soon as I heard that someone did this I knew what would happen. Milton is your classic NIMBY community. Very wealthy, mostly white, right next to some of Boston’s shittiest neighborhoods, and protected by a literal moat in the Neponset River from these communities. In other words, it was almost a guarantee that the woke white people patrol was just sitting at their keyboards waiting to pounce on the first person who suggested that it might not be appropriate to smear an officer like this on Facebook.

And of course that’s exactly what happened, because wypipo love that shit. And it’s always the same copy and past nonsense form these people.

1. “Thoughts and prayers for living through the terror.”

2. “I saw on the news that white cops kill black men for no reason.”

3. “Everyone who asks for evidence that a named police officer is a racist is denying that racism exists. Woke wypipo like me are on another level from you wypipo. Please pat me on the head and tell me I’m a good ally.”

4. “Read the book “White Fragility” like I did so that you can be lectured on why you’re a racist like me.”

“We are all racist.”

Maybe you are lady, but I know I’m not. Perhaps you should just stop being a racist and projecting your racism onto others.

5. “I’m white, but I noticed that other people defending this officer are also white. I’m better than you because I not only picked up on this but I virtue signaled about it too. The only good wypipo are the ones who blindly believe everything that Pina Colada Smith has to say.”

6. “I’m one of the good wypipo because I blindly believe a person of color who wrote something on the interwebs”

Then came the woman pimping out the racism-industrial complex.

“I do trainings with educators to educate them on bias, culture, and racism.”

Translation – I’m the person who gets paid to lecture white people about how they’re racist without even knowing it when other people blindly play the race card. I use terms like “systemic racism,” and “deconstructing inequity” because I’m unable to provide actual examples of individuals being racist.

Also, according to her it’s racially biased to believe the word of a white cop over a 14 year old black kid.

No dumbass, people believe the cop because she’s an adult and has earned respect in the community. A 14 year old hasn’t.

Then came the “learn how to be a better ally” links.

The links to the debunked lie that Adam Jones was called the n word at Fenway Park 2 years ago.

Then a police officer bravely showed up and defended his fellow officer, and was promptly attacked by woke wypipo for having an opinion.


And finally there was this:

“We need to prioritize access to affordable housing.”

I LOVE when SJW’s in places like Milton say that. The argument is that property value in Milton prices out people of color, and black and brown people need affordable housing in order to add diversity to the community. The solution for white people then is simple – sell your house for half price at a huge loss to a black or brown person. If you really wanted to make housing more affordable you could start by selling your house for less money than it’s actually worth.

But of course they’re not going to do that because these people are all a bunch of huge hypocrites who hate being called out on their bullshit.


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46 Comment(s)
  • Policing 101
    May 16, 2019 at 10:40 am

    Melanin plus Brockton equals hand on gun.

  • George Zimmerman
    May 16, 2019 at 1:58 am

    If only…..

  • Burlando Castile
    May 15, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    Is that as bad as Watermelondrea?

  • Mr Milton
    May 15, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    Laura Fittion is fake as THREE Dollar bill … huge Milton D bag

  • juror seven esq.
    May 15, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    Going back a couple summers ago, didn’t a group of Quincy Bullies go after several Milton kids that were hanging around the pier? Milton kids got a taste of how life really is. Perhaps it would help if Halo Tangerine’s son went down to the beach this summer.

  • Bigdaddy
    May 15, 2019 at 9:20 am

    So the kid trespassed on some ones backyard property that had recently been burglarized? And a Cop “doesn’t have the right” to talk to him?? And Clementine Smiff changes the narrative to “walked across a driveway?” Good luck with this kid Blueberry Smiff making anything of himself with a parent like that. BTW, where is Pineapple Smiff, the father in all of this?

  • D'Niquana Washington
    May 15, 2019 at 8:23 am

    Can’t wait for the follow up to see WHY the officer “harrassed” this “innocent” 14 year old “black boy” who was soooooo “terrified” of being questioned that he CRIED. Puuuuhhhleeeeaaaase.

    • Norman Ebanks
      February 17, 2021 at 8:16 am

      He was busy communicating with the Milton Police Chief. The Chief did an excellent investigation of the FACTS!
      I will not divulge the substance of the investigation or contents, to avoid any privacy issues. As a retired police officer, correction officer and court officer, it is my opinion that the Milton community is well served by his professionalism. The officer’s investigative techniques have been adjusted and the middle schooler has been advised not to walk across anyone’s lawn.

  • Jack Tripp
    May 15, 2019 at 8:01 am

    What happened to Fozey?

  • Just putting it out there
    May 15, 2019 at 1:48 am

    The beautiful people of Wokebeckistan/Milton are the biggest bunch of one-upping, pretentious and hypocritical sjw wretches. Same as Hingham, Newton, etc.
    Remember Brian Joyce, the late and not so great legislator? The one who got caught rollin’ deep in the dirty money and ate a few too many sleepy time pills or whatever was in the medicine cabinet rather than face the music? Yeah, he was one of Milton’s Sons.
    I remember him taking up the plight of his constituency over the Logan flight path that went right over Milton. He jumped right on that, for the constituents rather than himself, of course. Never mind that those same aircraft flew over neighboring Randolph, which he also represented but never seemed to fight for with the same vigor. Rot in Hell, Joyce. You dirty, smarmy bitch.
    Yes, when I think of lovely Milton, I see wine and cheese tastings attended by snooty sjw twats and their cucksbands or significant clambumpers. It can’t be easy to be a cop in that town.
    Milton is the supposed Grey Poupon in a shit sandwich, with Randolph to it’s south and Mattapan to the north.
    Fuck you, Milton, you ain’t so special.

    • Ex Miltonite
      May 15, 2019 at 7:52 am

      Paint with a broad brush much? You sound a little jealous?? Grew up in Milton and have lived in a number of S S towns over the years. It’s not paradise but it is a nice town especially when you consider the neighboring towns, dot, the pan, ranbury, and Quincy. SJW s are everywhere as are assholes and racists. It’s not just the town, lotta good people there, lotta assholes just like everywhere else. Sorry you grew up in Framingham. Maybe Joyce got a lot of calls from the residents and that’s why he acted, you know that’s kinda how it works.

      • Eat a bag o' dix
        May 15, 2019 at 11:36 pm

        Ha, way to defend one of your own and you DO own him.
        You have your sjw types, artsy crowd and general snobs.
        One of your artsy snobs nearly killed a friend of mine because she couldn’t be bothered to look before crossing into his lane while on her way to get a bagel with lox and cream cheese, with the senior discount, of course.
        Because she was one of your beautiful people, she completely got away with a clear failure to yield that permanently damaged a good person, leaving him in a wheelchair, having to be reminded what my name is every time I see him. It wasn’t the cops that let her off, either.

        So yeah, fuck Milton.

    • Linda
      May 15, 2019 at 12:14 pm

      Wow. Bitter much???

      • Ex Quincyite too
        May 15, 2019 at 1:07 pm

        Hardly, just don’t think Milton is much different than many other communities. All towns have a holes and SJW s. It’s just the percentage that differs. Not into stereotypes either. Have a nice day Linda.

        • Ex quincyite
          May 15, 2019 at 1:09 pm

          Isn’t much different

  • Ray Patriarca
    Jerry Nadler's shriveled balls
    May 14, 2019 at 10:41 pm

    The biggest threat to America and rational thought?
    Yep, you guessed it…..
    Clueless, cunty, white female SJW’s.
    These twats all need to get back in the kitchen and start fixin dinner.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    May 14, 2019 at 9:59 pm

    We don’t have these problems in my town . . . .

  • The Name Game
    May 14, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    Hey, Kumquat Smith, how about following procedure and go to the source, instead of shotgunning your perception? Also, regarding hand on gun butt: besides what another commenter posted, I would hazard a guess that THAT is standard operating procedure: a hand on the gun would allow the officer to be at the ready in a potentially hostile situation, and, more importantly, protect the weapon from being grabbed.

    What’s with these Beckys Valerie Dubious, Laura Fitton-for-a-dildo, Ruth Baltopotamus, Farah Assrag, Ayatollah Pudding, Melissa Fossil Dumb, and Kathy Bovines? SO f***ing CLUELESS!

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    May 14, 2019 at 8:13 pm

    Keep doing the great work that you do officer Chipman. K9 officers are awesome. Never forget Sargent Gannon

  • Bucket Ass Becky
    May 14, 2019 at 7:33 pm

    Any tips on how to *not* dress or look like one of these basic Beckys? Asking for a friend …

  • White Lives Matter
    May 14, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    Cops need to scream WHIE POWER and blow the dindu’s head off.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    May 14, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    Am I being detained?

  • bill fleming
    May 14, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    The Milton Police station is known by the hoodrats as the Milton Hilton because of the hospitality the police show them when they are arrested.

  • Blue
    May 14, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    Anti-cop rhetoric is big business. Scroll through Netflix or HBO on demand and look how many ant cop moves and documentaries there are. It’s amazing to me how an entire nation has turned its back on the police. They love to bash the police and the second amendment but every liberal actor has made a cop movie or movie where they shoot everything that moves. Such hypocrisy and ignorance has never been more prevalent

    • Christopher Lettiere
      May 14, 2019 at 4:28 pm

      Thanks Obama, Elizabeth Warren, etc.

    • Big Wick
      May 14, 2019 at 7:42 pm

      “… but every liberal actor has made a cop movie or movie where they shoot everything that moves.” Exactly, THIS! “I played a cop on TV so I know all about what they are.” Just like those who play doctors and political figures; “How hard can it be?” I still find it amazing that anti-cop Danny Glover was able to play Murtaugh.

  • Said Everyone
    May 14, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    This is how parents act today. Not my child. Not my child. Not my child
    Racism racism racism racism racism
    It’s just not reality and the cops job is the only job in the world that every other person seems to be an expert on. Why didn’t the cop shoot the knife out of his hand. Why didn’t the cop use special karate skills to take down the three people he/ she was fighting with. What is going to happen is the cops are going to no longer be proactive and only answer the calls that they are sent to. Imagine seeing something suspicious and it’s being done by anyone other than a white person. It’s completely out of control what the police have to deal with now.
    And it’s all the fault of the great divider that bashed the police for 8 years. Well done Democrats

    • Mike
      May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

      My city takes great strides to demonstrate how much we appreciate local law enforcement. To me, the worst thing that could happen is have a police force that is reactive to reports of crime and not proactive. I encourage all of my friends and neighbors to introduce themselves to your Law Enforcement Officers when they see them at city events. Like anybody, when you enjoy your work environment you do whatever you can to preserve that environment. If you like the community you serve you want to protect that community from people who wish to do harm. What does this mean? It means officers stop suspicious people they see, they stop suspicious vehicles, they investigate things that appear odd or out of place, and they know the city and it’s residents have their backs. Of course I live in a affluent community of mostly Asians who don’t suffer from White Guilt syndrome and know that a car full of African Americans is probably worth a stop. The Asians in my community don’t seem to mind that so much and appreciate the efforts to make our community safer. I should mention that my city is .6% African American but African Americans make up about 95% residential burglary suspects when race is known.

  • Kirk Minihane
    May 14, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    Guys, guys, guys! Cut it out already! Say what you mean and mean what you say! White = right and all N!QQ3R5 should hang!

  • Sassattack
    May 14, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    Oh ffs! Regardless of whether this officer (or any for that matter) was just ‘talking’ to them or questioning or correcting a behavior or action; have they or any other of these idiots ever tried to stand with their arms straight down at their sides while wearing even half of what these officers do?? I’m going to go out on a limb here and say no, absolutely no. If they had they’d know that it is impossible and holding your arms out at the shoulder even minimally, and bent at the elbow to accommodate this belt results in very sore and cramped arms, not to mention shoulders and arms the size of King Kong on steroids. They are simply resting on the butt or belt the same as military and cops alike use the front belt buckle for the same reason while standing. Duh…here ends the first lesson of the day. Gotta wonder what tomorrow’s doucheschnozzles have in store for the community…

  • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
    May 14, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    Black and brown violent crime is at epidemic rates and thats the way we like it. Even the fake media hides the amoubnt of crime my black and brown brothers comitt by refering to the perp as a Malden man a Revere man or in most cases police are looking for simply a man even when we know the color of the perp. The color of the perp is only listed in the rare case that a white engaged in crime then its written as the suspect is 5 9 and white with blue jeans and red sweater.It is only going to get worse as illegals brown and black invaders systemically shove it up white Americas azz. And I am down wit day. Yo it be off da muthaFcking Hook

  • Christopher Lettiere
    May 14, 2019 at 1:52 pm

    • Big Wick
      May 14, 2019 at 7:48 pm

      Hey, welcome back, Y! I missed your astutely-chosen video clips!

  • Rich
    May 14, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    Tanjirene? Seriously?

    • RealDumbFucks
      May 14, 2019 at 2:00 pm

      Her sisters name Is Urine. or as they say in da hood U-Rinee’

  • milton neighbor
    May 14, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    The kid was cutting through the backyard of house that had been recently broken into. The police officer saw him and questioned the kid.

    • Norman Ebanks
      February 17, 2021 at 8:28 am

      Yeah, middle schoolers going home, will do that, from time to time.

  • If you’re one of the hippies in these pictures, take a shower, get a haircut, and GET A FUCKING JOB!
    May 14, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    Hey Tanjerine, you look and sound so earthy. Feel free to join us down by the campfire behind the Walmart – Appalachian hippy hikers

    • Well, No Shit
      May 14, 2019 at 2:19 pm

      Your name…where have I seen that before? I can’t put my finger on it, but it seems awfully familiar.

      • Credit the Source Police
        May 14, 2019 at 7:52 pm

        Damn, I knew I should have credited my source, even on TBS! Still, best line ever!

        • Well, No Shit
          May 15, 2019 at 5:58 am

          No, no! No credit needed! I just thought it was funny as hell to see that as your name! LOL

  • Christopher Lettiere
    May 14, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    TB, why don’t you post the links to these threads?
    I’m sure many of us would love to defend the officer and chastise the SJWs…

  • Well, No Shit
    May 14, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    For. Fuck’s. Sake.

    Is there no end to this perpetual victimhood mentality?

    Your kid fucked up, and was ever-so-slightly held accountable. Deal with and then fuck off.

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Good long look in the mirror
    May 14, 2019 at 1:18 pm

    If this story isn’t the exact reason why turtleboy is so important I don’t know what it would be? This story would (if it hasn’t already) be picked up by the globe or Ch.4,5,7 or 25 and only take the side of the kid and he’s mother continuing the never ending cycle of racism. Then of course when we eventually find out what the kid actually did and the real reason why he was being questioned it will get buried and the only thing people will remember is that this cop was racist and her life and career ruined. All because some douche bag mother did a Shitty job raising her loser son. All while the fake white people love screaming racism from their ivory towers surrounded by their rich white quilt ridden friends who wouldn’t let a black person in their house without having 911 on speed dial. Fucking hypocrites!

    • Quick to hate!
      February 17, 2021 at 8:47 am

      Some people never let facts get in the way of their hate. Why don’t you ask the Milton police Chief about the FACTS of this case, before you start slinging hate.
      Btw, the boy comes from a long line, (several generations,) of a law enforcement family. Not to mention service in the military.

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