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Dumb White Woman From Cambridge: Smith College Student’s Trauma From Speaking To A Cop Is The Same Thing As 9/11 Because She’s The Racist One

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So the Smith College chick who claims to be traumatized from a non-incident in which she briefly had to speak with an unarmed campus cop just won’t end. She’s the new Maude. And you gotta see her interview yesterday with after she falsely outed two innocent employees for being the ones who called the campus cops on her for sleeping in an unauthorized area:

Kanoute said she’s done her best to forget the experience of being approached by a uniformed officer asking what she was doing in the school building. But even being back home in New York, surrounded by family and loved ones, she said she’s felt the school year “creeping up on her” with the rising fear that she will face a similar situation again.

In a way, she says it feels “inevitable.”

My heart shouldn’t race when I see a campus police car or a cop car. Little things like that already made me nervous before because of what I see on the news, but now that it’s actually happened to me, it makes me hypersensitive to the fact that it could happen again. And that it could be worse if it were to happen again.”

“Rising fear” that she might at some point in the future speak to a campus cop for 15 seconds over a misunderstanding. I can’t. I just can’t.

She has since taken the innocent cafeteria worker’s name down (since it’s libelous and she is well aware that she was wrong) but has offered no apology. Instead she insists that the woman was likely in on it, and that racist Smith College is covering it up.

“I just don’t feel safe,” the 21-year-old said. “But I can’t leave. I’m not only advocating for myself, I’m also advocating for my peers. I need to pressure change on that campus to make it a better place for incoming students in the future.”

She doesn’t feel safe on campus BECAUSE they overly cautious about people who might not belong on campus. Makes sense.

As she recounted the decision to start filming when she saw a uniformed police officer approaching her, Kanoute started to cry.

“I just immediately thought of my family and started praying,” she said. “And in my head I was just like, ‘Stay calm. Do not stand up. Do not try to walk away. Just stay where you are. Be polite, answer their questions, and use your phone.’ That’s all I could think.”

A campus cop asked her a question and she “started praying.” Totally not dramatizing this whole thing for a pay day. And she thought things like “don’t stand up and try to walk away.” Ya know, stuff people should think when the cops are trying to ask them a question.

She also doesn’t wanna hear people tell her that she’s not the victim of a traumatic event….

“Basically devaluing my existence and my entire experience as a woman of color,” she said. “To have a white person tell me how I should feel about racism is just — I don’t even have the words. To have someone — who has never experienced racism — tell me how I should react to it or how I should respond.”

She pointed to an article by Boston Globe columnist Jeff Jacoby titled, “At Smith College, the racist incident that wasn’t,” as an example of the criticism and attitude she’s encountered. [ is owned by the same parent company, Boston Globe Media Partners, as the Globe.]

“Misunderstandings happen,” Jacoby wrote in his column. “One aspect of maturity is learning to distinguish malice from error. What happened to Kanoute last week was unfair, but it was a momentary unpleasantness, not a hateful assault on her dignity as a black woman.”

Newsflash – you did not experience racism. You experienced a misunderstanding that has happened to millions of people, including those of us who are white.

It’s sad that I have to do so much racial labor to teach people how to not be racist. It’s like c’mon, we’re not in the ’50s, you know?

Racism in the 1950’s:

Racism in 2018:

Yup. She’s the one who should be educating other people about this country’s history of racism. She’s obviously very familiar with it.

Then finally there was this:

“I want people — especially if they’re white — to stop exercising their white privilege by calling authorities on us, on people of color, for absolutely nothing except existing,” Kanoute said of what she wants people to take away from her experience. “I want them to realize that it’s just wrong. If you have a concern, at least approach the person and talk to them first before calling the police on them. I’m tired of being demonized and devalued and dehumanized for how I look. It’s just not fair. I am not a threat.”

As soon as you mention “white privilege” you officially become a joke. Keep in mind, this girl is part of the 1%. She comes from a filthy rich family that could afford to send her not only to the very expensive Smith College, but also to a $60,000 a year boarding school in Connecticut before this. She defamed two innocent people, refuses to apologize for it, and will not be punished for it. The school is actively trying to offer her settlement money to stop defaming their employees specifically BECAUSE she is not white. If a white student falsely accused a black faculty member or student of something they did not do they would likely have been expelled by now.

In other words, she is the definition of privileged. She gets things other people don’t, and a lot of the advantages she gets are specifically because she is black. I’ve had the cops called on me over non-issues before and never was offered cash to stop talking about it.

The easiest way to debunk the myth of “white privilege” is to pose SJWs with this simple question – how much could I sell my white skin to a person of color for? How many dollars would a person of color pay to be the white coal miner from West Virginia making $24,000 a year? Oh right. They would be zero dollars for that. Which makes being white completely worthless, because it has no monetary value whatsoever.

Oumou also claimed that she feared for her life because the cop had a gun:

“… it was particularly traumatizing to realize that someone with a lethal weapon, and the full authority of the state of Massachusetts might have been called to respond to the incident,” Kanoute had claimed in an earlier post.  

Except that was a lie too:

“Unarmed Campus Police officers respond to all on-campus calls, 24 hours a day, 365 days per year,” the College said. “Campus Police may contact the Northampton Police Department for additional support only in those instances where required–large events, major crimes, etc.” 

But if you think that’s gonna get her to tell the truth you’re dead wrong. Oumou lies like this for one reason – dumb white women. There are no shortage of woke white women who will believe anything someone like Oumou says because they are consumed with white guilt. But I’ve never, ever seen anything quite like this woman:

Pamela Thilo is from Cambridge, so you know where this is going. But she’s not content with being just another Cambridge SJW. She’s going for the crown of Queen Woke with this amazingly hot take:

Yup. There it is. The stupidest thing you will read all day. What happened to Oumou was the same thing as 9/11. Terrorists killing 3,000 people by flying planes into buildings is equal to speaking to officer friendly for 10 seconds. It’s like a bad episode of “When keeping it woke goes wrong.”

She also thinks this woman doesn’t look like a man (as the caller thought she was) and anyone who does think she looks like a man is a fragile white guy racist….

She looks nothing like a man???

Oh yea, she totally doesn’t look like the love child of Scottie Pippen and Otis Nixon:

Of course Pamela Thilo knows a lot about what it’s like to be black from her experiences with never hanging out with any black people….

Despite living in a fairly diverse city, when her husband Marc McGovern for City Council their campaign team was about as diverse as a Pearl Jam concert…..

Here’s a hot take – Pamela Thilo is the one who is racist. After all, she seems to go out of her way to stay in nearly all white circles, despite living in an area where she’d have no problem interacting with diverse groups of people.

Speaking of racist, she’s also a big supporter of a famous white woman who pretends to be a member of a historically oppressed racial group so she can benefit off of the injustices they suffered:

Oh, and she likes that congressman from Melrose who looks like she could be hired to work at a haunted house….

Of course the reason people like this jump at the opportunity to call other people racist is because they are masking their own racism. If Pamelo Thilo insists on calling other people racist for being logical then it’s only fair to point out that it’s actually her who is the racist.

26 Comment(s)
  • Thilos Fantasy
    August 27, 2018 at 1:49 am

    If a man gets a hard on before I tell him to, I call it rape

  • ncfoothillbilly
    August 25, 2018 at 12:50 pm

    Send this cunt a box full of shit…
    15 Remington St, Cambridge, MA 02138
    or call her and tell her she’s a POS (person of shit)…
    (617) 642-1731 wireless
    (617) 497-0813 homo phone

  • Big Daddy
    August 25, 2018 at 8:34 am

    So it was perfectly fine for her to assume that the two people she saw “pacing back and forth” also known as working, were profiling her and putting their names and pictures on the web. But she couldn’t endure 15 minutes of interaction with a rent-s-cop form the public safety office. The only privilege here is her own. She doesn’t want contact with the great unwashed multitudes. And she is willing to grind people into dust to prove her point. And the SJW coming to her aid is just icing on the cake, Not a single person of any color in any of her personal picture on social media, sometimes the truth is in plain sight!!

  • Clitty Litter
    August 25, 2018 at 6:57 am

    It’s a full blown illness similar to a crackhead in the the middle of a binge.
    Liberalism that is.

  • DJ
    August 24, 2018 at 4:41 pm

    I cannot believe this gurl is still whining about this. OMG what a pathetic attention seeking child. Oh and the comparison to 9/11 is just stupidity at its finest. Colored people who make up racism is a complete disregard for colored people who were subjected to real racism back in the 1950’s. Oh and long before that, those people are rolling in their grave laughing at this pathetic chick and the dumb white birch who feels sorry for her. FYI that chick definitely looks like a dude…

  • TJB
    August 24, 2018 at 4:24 pm

    I can totally understand her being upset. Picture this, you are rich, entitled and the sky is the limit. Unfortunately, you have a face that looks like a catchers mitt. Forget about dating, no black man would want to put it in her cha-cha. Even surgery would not be an option as the doctor needs something to start with. Enjoy your money, latrina. Maybe you could find a blind man someday.

  • Drago
    August 24, 2018 at 3:19 pm

    Thilo may not know any blacks but she knows a Cherokee

  • Drago
    August 24, 2018 at 3:17 pm

    Scared of talking to a cop and planes flying overhead. I hope these women keep changes of underwear and lots of baby wipes in their purses

  • Tung Bath
    August 24, 2018 at 2:30 pm

    Nice cans…why do most self-proclaimed Democrat men look like effeminate weaklings? You know, the sort of men who couldn’t nail two boards together…

  • Crispy C
    August 24, 2018 at 1:46 pm

    I’m ok with jumping to obvious conclusions but I really still doubt that she is some rich black privileged kid from NYC.

    Anyway, I find it hilarious that after a non-incident involving an officer of the law, she is now even more scared of seeing a police car. Makes sense! Any normal person would walk away with more trust in them after a conversation like that.

    One can only hope some cafeteria worker there slips some Draino in her first meal of the academic year.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    August 24, 2018 at 1:33 pm

    I would consider listening to Pam’s thoughts on racial inequality if she was topless during the discussion. (She’s got a nice rack).

    • Stunt Penis
      August 24, 2018 at 1:47 pm

      Fat Gurl titties dont count.

  • Y
    August 24, 2018 at 1:17 pm

    Not relevant, but too funny not to share:

    • Pammie's dedicated follower
      August 24, 2018 at 2:57 pm

      That is FREEKIN’ HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Thanks for sharing!!!!

  • Rockets Redglare
    August 24, 2018 at 12:40 pm

    The most racist people I know are black people. And you know why white people disdain black people? The likes of MooMoo the bitch….

  • Y
    August 24, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    The Congressman from Melrose looks like Andy Warhol:

  • deflateddoritodinks
    August 24, 2018 at 11:54 am

    She should move to Roxbury where there are no cops because they don’t want to get in the way when the “people of color” start shooting at each other. LOL!

  • Bill Realist
    August 24, 2018 at 11:51 am

    We need some kind of law passed that says if you witness a black person breaking the law or if one is after you that before calling the cops you are required to find another person who is at least 1/4 black and confirm in writing that it is not racist to call 911.

  • KimberlyS
    August 24, 2018 at 11:38 am

    “If you have a concern, at least approach the person and talk to them first before calling the police on them.”

    And when that person turns out to be a raging psycho, just roll over and take it.


  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 24, 2018 at 11:24 am

    I could fuck Pam’s face for weeks

  • Seneca
    August 24, 2018 at 11:24 am

    A Selective Historical Survey of Trauma in America:

    – 1693-3: Twenty five people executed or died in prison during the Salem witch trials.
    – 1697: Abenakis raid the frontier town of Haverhill, MA, killing and scalping 27 and taking 12 captive.
    – 1775: 115 colonial militiamen killed atop and around Breed’s Hill, MA, by British regulars, including Sons of Liberty leader Joseph Warren, who was beaten so unmercifully by the British his body had to be identified via his teeth.
    – 1862: The Battle of Antietam claims 22,717 casualties, the single bloodiest day in US history.
    – 1918: 1,118 Americans killed and 7,966 Americans wounded at the Battle of Belleau Wood.
    – 1942-3: 7,100 Americans killed and 7,789 Americans wounded during the Guadalcanal campaign.
    – 11-17 February 1968: 543 Americans killed and 2,547 wounded during the Tet Offensive, in what was the bloodiest week for America during the entire Vietnam War.
    – 4 May 1970: Four killed and 9 wounded when National Guard troops open fire on students at Kent State.
    – 19 April 1995: 168 Americans killed when Timothy McVeigh and accomplices blow up the Alfred Murrah building in Oklahoma City.
    – 11 September 2001: 2,977 Americans killed in coordinated attacks by Al Qaeda.
    – 2018: Oumou Kanoute, a Smith College student, is aroused from her slumber by a uniformed law enforcement official who does not have the same color skin that she does.

    • KimberlyS
      August 24, 2018 at 11:42 am

      Yes, these are all equally disturbing events. How could we have all been so blind to her pain?

      • Seneca
        August 24, 2018 at 12:21 pm

        I don’t know about you, KJDS, but as for me, it’s because I’m a cisgender male and a person of color, only that color happens to be white. Therefore I know not trauma at a level suffered by Ms. Kanoute, who was asked what she was doing in a university building she was not supposed to be in, or by US Marine Ron Kovic, who was paralyzed by an NVA bullet in January 1968.

  • Hughbo Mont
    August 24, 2018 at 11:17 am

    “…love child of Scottie Pippen and Otis Nixon.” LOL!!

    TB, have you tried to contact Obiwan Kanoute’s parents to see what they have to say about their darling daughter?

  • Pammie's dedicated follower
    August 24, 2018 at 10:59 am

    I had reservations when I saw this headline, but they disappeared when I saw Pammie’s picture underneath. The smug, pretentious, noble facial expression struck me to my core. I knew right there and then that she means business. DO NOT underestimate her! She is a fierce lioness on the prowl. She will seek and destroy all who fail to be woke. Surely she can teach us to follow in her righteous ways! I, for one, have dedicated my life’s amazing journey to being a student of the Pammie school of life. I keep my expectations realistic, however. Being a mere mortal, I can only hope to attain a mere pittance of the wokeness she has attained. I will continue to ask the Universe for a fraction of her wisdom…..sigh……

    • Pammie's dedicated follower
      August 24, 2018 at 11:44 am

      Update: in my quest for Pammie’s approval, I have committed a righteous deed. I saw my neighbor’s “Don’t Tread On Me” flag, and I heard it means something bad. So to symbolize that minorities’ blood is also red (or something), I splattered red ink on that Nazi (or something’s) flag. It doesn’t rise to Pammie’s heights of nobility, but hey, it’s a start.

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