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Dumbass Andover High School Principal Tweets That School Will Be Serving Fried Chicken, Cornbread, Collard Greens For Black History Month In Failed Racist Attempt To Be Woke

 

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Just when you thought Andover High School Principal Phil Conrad couldn’t bring any more embarrassment to his school after having a Tewskbury School Committee member arrested for not moving his seat at a basketball game after some Andover kids stole his jacket, he went and did this:

Yes, that’s right. Phil Conrad woke up this morning and attempted to be woke about black history month by announcing that Andover High School would be serving fried chicken, mac and cheese, corn bread, and collard greens. Which is almost the exact same meal that golfer Fuzzy Zoeller got destroyed over for mocking Tiger Woods in 1997.

I mean….what the fuck is he thinking? I hate PC ideology, and think that people who play the race card all the time are assholes who don’t have an actual point to make. But this might be the most tone deaf, idiotic thing anyone has ever tweeted. And it came from a high school principal, who’s been featured on Turtleboy many times for being an incompetent ass bag, so you would think that he of all people would be a little more careful

Seriously, how is planning on celebrating #BlackHistoryMonth2020 next week? Class field trip to pick cotton? A live performance of Amos and Andy in blackface? Special motivational speaker Riley Cooper? What a maroon!!

It goes without saying that not all black people eat fried chicken, collard greens, and cornbread at home. He would know that if he lived in a town that actually had black people in it. Ya see, there’s a little known fact that city kids like myself learned after immersing ourselves in the world of diversity growing up – black and brown people are just like regular people. Some of them like fried chicken, and some of them don’t. Fucked up, right?

He took the tweet down after a couple people noticed it and called him out on the obvious racism. But it’s still up on the school district’s website:

Oh good, they’re having a chicken and waffles day too. And you can assume based on their complete lack of self-awareness that the “assorted fruit” will likely mean watermelon, and more watermelon.

Here’s a link to the corrupt Andover School Committee that protects the corrupt Superintendent Shelley Berman. You can find their emails in there if you’d like to share your thoughts on cornbread night at Andover High School. Or you can send a respectfully worded email to Principal Conrad at [email protected]

 

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50 Comment(s)
  • Kevin
    February 14, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    How exactly did the students pick the meal? Was this voted on by the students at AHS? Did they have a checklist of “racist” foods to pick from, or was it a massive write-in campaign while the students snickered behind their hands? Okay, the principal approved what the students picked. But the students picked it. Why isn’t anyone mentioning that?
    And frankly, it’s a pretty complicated meal for a high school cafeteria. You’ve got 2 fried items, which have to stay viable until they can serve everyone, presumably homemade mac and cheese, and collared greens, which take a long time to make properly. Really the healthiest part of the meal is the fruit.

  • ANGRY GIANT
    February 14, 2020 at 1:55 pm

    I am hoping, that in the interest of diversity, that the school also hosts a typical white meal….

    First course—hors d’oeuvre
    Oysters à la Russe
    White Bordeaux

    Second course—soups
    Consommé Olga

    Third course—fish
    Poached salmon with mousseline sauce
    Dry Rhine or moselle

    Fourth course—entrées
    Filets mignon lili
    Red Bordeaux

    Fifth course—removes
    Lamb with mint sauce
    Red Burgundy or beaujolais

    Sixth course—punch or sorbet
    Punch romaine

    Seventh course—roast
    Roasted squab on Wilted cress
    Red Burgundy

    Eighth course—salad
    Asparagus salad with champagne-saffron vinaigrette

    Ninth course—cold dish
    Pâté de foie gras
    Sauterne or sweet Rhine wine

    Tenth course—sweets
    Chocolate Painted Eclairs with French vanilla cream
    Sweet dessert wines (muscatel, tokay, sauterne)

    Eleventh course—dessert
    Assorted fresh fruits and cheeses
    Sweet dessert wines, champagne, or sparkling wine

  • Tobacco De Buss
    February 14, 2020 at 7:56 am

    And purple dank for da perps!

  • Klauvis
    February 13, 2020 at 1:44 pm

    Gunnery Sgt Hartman

    Here’s one thing you ain’t gonna like private snowball
    They don’t serve fried chicken and water Mellon in my mess hall on a regular basis

  • WTF
    February 13, 2020 at 10:25 am

    TB all of a sudden caring about offending the darkies?

    Is it April 1st already?

    C’mon Unc….we know you hate the coons as much as we all do.

  • Black Irishman
    February 13, 2020 at 10:19 am

    On St. Paddies they will be serving potatoes and green beer. Dat ain’t rassist.

  • Cheddah
    February 13, 2020 at 8:18 am

    Haha what a fucking MAROOOON!!!!

  • Cheddah
    February 13, 2020 at 8:15 am

    Haha what a fucking MAROON!!!

  • Black people everywhere
    February 13, 2020 at 6:33 am

    Thank you for being offended on our behalf. Your virtue signaling is strong.

  • Giulia
    February 13, 2020 at 4:15 am

    Where’s the hot sauce? Oh right…. it’s in Hillary’s purse.

  • Silencio Dogood
    February 13, 2020 at 12:06 am

    He should stop the finger foods and instead introduce Stepin’ Fetchit, giving a thesis on “Criminals and Mental Defectives, Sold by their Tribes so that their Distant Relatives could Claim to be Victims of Slavery.”

  • JustJack
    February 12, 2020 at 11:01 pm

    There is something seriously wrong with this guy‍♀️

  • Lake Flaccid
    February 12, 2020 at 10:41 pm

    You forgot Watermelon for desert, you dumb fuck!
    The woke ones are usually the most racist, not to mention the most insulting to black folks.

  • Principal John J. O’Melee
    February 12, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    Where all the white woman at.

    “The Renaissance has begun”

  • AngryWhiteDad
    February 12, 2020 at 10:03 pm

    In continued celebration of the victim monkey culture, they’ll be playing Pin the Tail on Whitey next week followed by a training session where everyone learns how to shoot at playgrounds that are full with niglets that have been deserted there by their welfare mothers after 10 pm.

    Special guest unintelligible speaker nig nog will be Didi Delgado.

    • Mildly Offput Minivan Betacuck
      February 15, 2020 at 6:13 am

      You’ll be watching all of this from the safety of your minivan with tinted windows and lollipops in the center console. Right next to the chloroform, wire ties and duct tape.
      I don’t like DiDi Trashbag either but trolling about shooting kids that can’t change their shade is total keyboard warrior bullshit.
      Maybe someone should drop your cats in a pressure cooker. We know your nothing more that a cat lady with a micropeen. The only thing big about you is your opinion.

      (No one go hurting any cats!)

  • Manute Bol
    February 12, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    Will Giraffe nuggets be served?

  • Retiredteacher
    February 12, 2020 at 9:07 pm

    If that happened in Lowell where I teach and it was student voted I could see it as something you took out of context but not in Andover. Why would you even try to make that seem ok? OOOOOF! They serve CB&C on St. Patricks day, it’s horrible by the way.

  • ChipChipperson
    February 12, 2020 at 8:55 pm

    His follow-up tweet was even more egregious:

    “Lunch is served at noon, but in honor of Black History Month it will be more like 12:05 or 12:10”

    • TortugaNiño
      February 13, 2020 at 1:57 am

      Nailed it.

    • Startled Pancake
      February 13, 2020 at 10:25 pm

      Colored People’s Time

  • Urina Latrina
    February 12, 2020 at 7:58 pm

    Sheee-it !
    Dey’s not Gon be servin’ chikin’, greens n cone-bread?
    I’s gon stay home!
    Cracker motha-fucker done gots my hopes up!

  • TurdFurgason
    February 12, 2020 at 7:12 pm

    “Black and brown people are just like regular people”

    Is that really what you meant to say?

    • WeRFucked
      February 13, 2020 at 7:09 am

      Good catch. It sounds wrong if you take it out of context. Of course many a fake racist who fill this comment section will say “black & brown people are NOT like regular people.” These are the commenters who try to make us TBS followers look like a bunch of racist assholes.

      The title of a “regular person” is not chosen by skin color, race, or religion. However, there is a segment of the population that does stupid shit, and/or are just plain lazy. A huge segment of the population. Those people are called “ratchets.” And for the most part, they’re all pieces of shit. Because of this ever increasing portion of the population, we are all fucked.

  • Startled Pancake
    February 12, 2020 at 7:00 pm

    No Soul in dis menu.

    We needs some pigs feet and neckbone.

  • Startled Pancake
    February 12, 2020 at 6:57 pm

    I don’t see anything wrong with this.

    No watermelon?

  • Lee Ho
    February 12, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    I’ll donate the watermelon, kool aid and Gin.

    Let’s do this correctly.

  • Dumb and Dumber
    February 12, 2020 at 6:14 pm

    This man is responsible for educating kids?

    • Truth
      February 12, 2020 at 7:19 pm

      Only half the kids… c’mon now. Half are there for day-care.

    • Storm front incest queen
      February 13, 2020 at 1:05 am

      You mean Cognac, if you’re going to be racist please do it correctly.

  • Lebron James in his racist Mexican voice screaming taco Tuesday
    February 12, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    What’s next? Corn beef n cabbage on St Patty’s day? How about tacos and margaritas for cinco de mayo? It’s only racist if black people are added to the equation.

  • I IS I ARE TURTLEBOY A FAKE CONSERVATIVE
    February 12, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    Hahaha city kid. That’s the funniest shit I’ve ever heard you say. You’re not a city kid Just because you went to public school. Public school does not make you a city kid when you were bussed in. Do you even have 1 black or spanish friend? No, not by insertion either ya cuck. Mommy sheltered your lilly white ass and put you in her school district to protect you so you wouldn’t get beat up by the real city kids. You’re not a city kid at all. You can not claim to be a city kid if you have never been in a fight and mommy wouldn’t let you play outside. Plus we all know you had to take your ball and go home to the end of the cul de sac when the neighbors put their porch lights on at 4:45. You’re one of those kids who lived in a good town and thinks hes a city kid because he went to school with a few black kids lmao. You’re like those people who live outside of Boston by 30 miles but say you’re from Boston to people while on vacation because you think it makes you look cool! You’re nothing but a twerp and a poserrrrr. Jerking off in your own locker does not make you a city kid ya puttz. stay true too your self ya fool because you’re not fooling anyone here who actually knows you!

    • The Most Useless Race The World Over
      February 12, 2020 at 5:46 pm

      Live in your cesspool nagger and be proud that great white father provides. Keep steppin and your ebt card will get cut off.

    • Startled Pancake
      February 12, 2020 at 7:57 pm

      I need your address, cocksucker.

    • TortugaNño
      February 13, 2020 at 2:05 am

      And u sound exactly loke the type of kid who grew up in the hood and hated it cus you were too scared to ever fucking go outside. Your fear kept you from exceling at anything and now youre still stuck in the hood and sound pretty butthurt about the difference of your upbringing compared to TBs. if your gonna blame anyone blame your own piece of shit parents for raising such a useless bum, but you know in your heart your lofe sucks cus ur just a fuckin pussy.

    • Four20hitman
      February 13, 2020 at 6:05 am

      Ur not a city kid! I am! You’re not tough enough. Blah blah blah. Who the fuck cares? I grew up in Billerica and we rent street but you can bet your welfare check that didn’t stop us from fucken up kids from Lowell/Lawrence anytime they tried pulling that I talk like I’m from Compton so I’m tough shit.

  • Spic Tormentor
    February 12, 2020 at 5:28 pm

    I can’t think of a better way to boost attendance. Unless they said everyone is getting a free pair of jordans but I doubt that’s in the budget.

  • McElroy
    February 12, 2020 at 5:09 pm

    That menu actually looks pretty good. School lunch has come a long way since sloppy joes and pizza Friday.

  • Herb Dilla
    February 12, 2020 at 5:08 pm

    That bitch in the eagle hat throwin gang signs.

  • Civil War Coming Soon
    February 12, 2020 at 5:06 pm

    Black and brown have great work ethic that why we give them everything for free and now illegal slien meja wants them not to pay parking tickets

    • JJ
      February 12, 2020 at 6:15 pm

      I’m still praying and have been the last three years. You really can not fathom how much I wish for this.
      Make sure when it gos down you’re wearing something that makes you stand out as a Patriot and/or Turtle Rider. I do not want to make any mistakes when I’m doing the double tap boogaloo!

      Hope all my fellow Patriots & Turtle Homies are having a wonderful evening.

      • It's Not Just Millenials That Are Useless
        February 12, 2020 at 7:16 pm

        Lol. The only boogalooing you’ll be doing will be with your index finger up your nose, while OD’ing on Monster or Rockstar energy drinks and playing Fortnite in your Mom’s basement. Nice try poseur.

      • Turtle Rider For Life Biaaach
        February 13, 2020 at 4:20 am

        Heyy there Bret!! We miss you on the Live Show.

    • Truth
      February 12, 2020 at 7:26 pm

      The Dems fucked up huge. They thought Latinos would do what the blacks did, take the ‘relief’ and abort their children thereby culling their own population. Latinos will take the welfare, work under the table, and propagate a new generation every 14 years.

  • 80s Stash
    February 12, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    Meh. It’s “student picked” menu. This one is much to do about nothing. I’m surprised you’re not on the other side of this one.

    • BallardvaleJones
      February 12, 2020 at 8:05 pm

      Are you aware that the Principal and Super tried to ruin a few Coaches for hyped up claims including racial insensitivity?

  • just me
    February 12, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    What an idiot? No watermelon for dessert?

    • Maura Healey
      February 12, 2020 at 5:43 pm

      Call my report hate crimes hotline. This injustice must not be overlooked

  • Rex Ryan
    February 12, 2020 at 4:37 pm

    Open mouth insert foot

    • ElJefe72
      February 12, 2020 at 4:59 pm

      Is it your wife’s foot?

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