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Eagle Tribune Covers Up Sexual Abuse Allegations Made Against Luke Noble By Daughter As He Now Uses His Kids In Campaign Post Cards Before Upcoming Election


Luke Noble is still running for a seat on the North Andover Board of Selectmen despite the emergence of a video showing him verbally abusing his then three year old daughter and asking his ex-wife (who he later sued for defamation and only dropped the lawsuit if she signed a NDA) how they could produce such a monster.

He remains in the race despite the deposition of his daughters’ pediatrician Dr. Robert Orr, who testified that he believed that Luke Noble’s 5 year old daughter’s accusation that Luke sexually abused her were credible.

Her remains in the race despite the fact that he was found in contempt of court when he attempted to silence the doctor and the girl’s therapist by no longer allowing the girls to see them.

And Governor Charlie Baker has been too busy destroying the economy and lives of millions of people to rescind his endorsement of this disgusting, temperamental, psychopathic chode.

If you drive through North Andover you will see yard signs for him everywhere, because the media has refused to write about this story. I’d love to hear from Tom Duggan about this, since North Andover is in the Valley Patriot’s area of coverage. But I’d also like to hear from the Eagle Tribune, which is the newspaper up there. So I sent an email to four people who work there on May 3, but have not heard back:

Karen Andreas – Publisher

Jim Falzone – General Manager

David Joyner – Executive Editor

Tracy Rauh – Managing Editor

I sent them a very respectfully worded email showing the doctor’s deposition, as well as the video of him verbally abusing his daughter. They know that the Governor has personally endorsed this monster. The media has the power to decide what is news, and what can be swept under the rug. And apparently these four are OK with a candidate for office having credible allegations of sexual abuse of a child being made against him by the child herself and a doctor.

I can’t tell you how much these four people disgust me. They are intentionally covering up for him at this point. They know it’s newsworthy, but they don’t wanna print it because their pride will not allow them to admit that they read a story on TB. But they should be named and shamed because they are now complicit with what Luke Noble did to that girl. If you feel the same way feel free to contact them:,,,

To make matters worse Luke Noble is now using his kids and step kids in post cards his campaign is sending out.

“Please vote for my Dad.”

This is even worse. He knows that these allegations of abuse against children are out there and his response is to use a child to help him get elected to office. Karen Andreas, Tracy Rauh, David Joyner, and Jim Falzone are all well aware of this and are refusing to do their job because they have no souls. Feel free to email them with your respectfully worded concerns.




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48 Comment(s)
  • Ayanna’s Bald Dome
    May 25, 2020 at 1:11 pm

    I will fucking never give a fucking DIME to the fucking Epic fucking foundation. Ever

  • Jimmy Olsen, Jr.
    May 22, 2020 at 10:35 am

    What is wrong with these people where they would not find credible sexual abuse claims to be newsworthy? You can bet your @ss that had this guy been an outspoken Republican, this would have been picked up by not only by this 3rd rate newspaper (BTW how in the Hell is this place even still alive?) but also every other major news source in the country.

  • randiguy2006
    May 22, 2020 at 9:30 am

    Trump wants his daughter and he’s president.

  • randiguy2006
    May 22, 2020 at 9:28 am

    Having worked in journalism, I can tell you no paper would run that story based on that scant evidence. You can’t publish based on one doctor’s weakly-worded opinion. At the most what can be proven is he’s a father who lost his temper.

    So for that reason, I’m out.

    • Captain Obvious
      May 22, 2020 at 10:21 am

      “no paper would run that story based on that scant evidence” ba ha haha ha ha!

      Having worked in journalism rabble rabble rabble. Back at my high school news letter rabble rabble rabble. I know everything about nurses rabble rabble rabble. I is an expert at journalism rabble rabble rabble.

    • Former Ink Stained Wretch
      May 22, 2020 at 10:52 am

      Likewise. If the Trib wants Noble to be elected, they blow off the evidence so far as being too “light,” they don’t pursue it any more, they call it a nothing burger, and that’s it. If they don’t want Noble elected, they assign a reporter to the story, they tease it with what they have here, then drive the nail home with a bigger follow-up once the reporter digs up a few more nuggets.

  • Walton's Family Values
    May 22, 2020 at 9:05 am

    Turtleboy, do a Howie Carr and follow the money.

    One of the reporters for the paper is married to an Undersecretary in Baker’s cabinet and the former major of Gloucester. Who else comes from Gloucester? Luke’s attorney, maybe?

    Check the OCF webpage for who lists the Eagle Tribune as an employer and what candidates they contribute too. What is one of the most significant sources of revenue for the paper? Who is one of the largest advertisers in the paper – the Commonwealth and the town of North Andover.

    Why run a story that kills the golden goose?

  • randiguy2006
    Then again..
    May 22, 2020 at 9:00 am

    Hey maybe if you acted like a real journalist instead of a petulant moron man-child this story would be out there already. In away, this kid is probably getting molested right now because of you. Take a look in mirror, start taking life seriously. There’s still time to be a contributing member of society like you used to be. Stop being a gossip columnist. Be something your kids can be proud of.

  • randiguy2006
    You mad bro?
    May 22, 2020 at 8:52 am

    You sound mad. Did you have to spend an hour with your kids yesterday?

  • randiguy2006
    May 22, 2020 at 8:49 am

    You sound like Karen now. Did you ask to speak to a manager?

    A real newspaper is under no obligation to print stories because you want them to. They have actual guidelines and levels of proof they need. They aren’t a basement blogger. Let the adults handle things like this.

    • Lolz just cannot stay away
      May 25, 2020 at 5:20 pm

      For someone who claims this isn’t a real site, you sure do spend a lot of your precious time and energy here, on this non-site. You obviously love it here and can’t think of a better way to spend your time so start being grateful

  • Michael Collings
    May 22, 2020 at 8:31 am

    I heard Luke was making his daughter wear a mask years ago when he was doing some kinky stuff with her.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Joe 30330
    May 22, 2020 at 7:14 am

    Chairman Charlie Parker of Massachusetts is giving all of us a lesson in leadership.

  • Welcome to Massachusetts last state to reopen
    May 22, 2020 at 6:03 am

    Drunk driving elementary school principal runs from cops driving 110mph.

    Boston Transit Cop arrested for raping 2 women in cruiser back in 2012.

    So a pedo politician getting support of Guvna Charles Bakah and a newspaper covering up the abuse allegations fits right in.

  • Richard Ramirez
    May 21, 2020 at 11:52 pm

    Me likes a feisty Ginger

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    May 21, 2020 at 11:05 pm

    You Certainly Shouldn’t Be Going To Cookouts’ This Memorial Day Weekend. Stay home with masked face down and ass up.
    Dont be going to church either.
    I am your God.

  • Home Noble
    May 21, 2020 at 9:51 pm

    Things are ruff at Home Noble.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Joe 3033
    May 21, 2020 at 8:09 pm

    Governor Charlie Parker of Massachusetts is giving all of us a lesson in leadership.

    • Do the Reich Thing
      May 21, 2020 at 9:30 pm

      Joe, you forgot your text # again.

      So, Charlie’s plan takes 9-12 weeks to reach the end, maybe. Then Curly Neal complains the state is moving too fast. Then the reformed alcoholic posing as a mayor says maybe 8 months. I wonder when Charlie speaks tomorrow he slows down the opening process.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Joe 30330
        May 22, 2020 at 8:50 am


  • Boston Irish
    Fenway Frank
    May 21, 2020 at 7:43 pm

    I hope this prick gets indicted

  • hartf811
    Eric von Trapp
    May 21, 2020 at 6:54 pm

    I saw Tracy out with he black husband. The origin of her yellow teeth? One wonders!

  • Fam
    May 21, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    That stinks.

  • Lmao
    May 21, 2020 at 6:35 pm

    Turtleboy: “wE” aRe BiGgEr ThEn ThE mEdIa

    Also Turtleboy: I’m less influential than the Eagle Tribune

    • randiguy2006
      May 22, 2020 at 8:54 am

      Why won’t Eagle Trib print things AK wants? Isn’t that how journalism werks?

      • Confused
        May 22, 2020 at 9:17 am

        Why won’t DCF enforce the rules KP wants???

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 21, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    The fact that there’s a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. Get your EZ Pass ready Luke.

    • Silencio Dogood
      May 21, 2020 at 10:47 pm

      i sent them a nice email about their character and competence and signed it from both of us. you can do the Christmas cards.

      • Guinea Geisha
        May 21, 2020 at 11:50 pm

        Was hoping you would Papa Bear. My Christmas cards tend to be written in riddles though. Not sure they’ll understand them. But some say a powdery white substance speaks all languages. Expect a knock.

        • Silencio Dogood
          May 22, 2020 at 1:42 am

          and a line or two. i’m taking dog to harbor for walkies, sees ya Miss Bare.

      • New England Courant
        May 22, 2020 at 1:50 am

        Please send our warmest regards

    • 2 drink minimum
      May 22, 2020 at 7:28 am

      Ha! (with a golf clap)

  • Poops Magee
    May 21, 2020 at 6:12 pm

    A pic of Charlie Baker! Fuck. Who wants some homemade beef stew?

  • Rawdog
    May 21, 2020 at 5:48 pm

    Tracey Raw!!

  • Ha ha
    May 21, 2020 at 5:27 pm

    History teacher the biggest joke since a bagger at the grocery.

    • Go Away Already
      May 21, 2020 at 8:56 pm

      Which Supermarket do you bag groceries at? What do most customers prefer, paper, plastic, or the re-usable bags? Oh, and be careful in the parking lot getting those carts.

  • Huckleberry
    May 21, 2020 at 5:23 pm

    I can fit 5 knuckles now after reading this shit. How many fist do you have in your mouth to block the covid 19. My rectal thermometer is always warm for you pal.

  • What a diddler
    May 21, 2020 at 5:05 pm

    O00o but if he were a conservative I bet this would be everywhere even in national news. Demokkkrats and rhinos alike always stick up for the sexual deviants of their kind. Parkers kid is a groper himself. If parker wont do anything or say anything about his own son do you really think he will say anything about someone who will further his agenda?

    • Do the Reich Thing
      May 21, 2020 at 5:41 pm

      Someone has the goods on A.J. There is no way that Charlie turned into this kind of a squish where he’s doing what he’s doing. Someone has the story and is holding it over Charlie to comply or it gets out and A.J. gets the polish sausage, nightly from his new roommate.

  • Well....
    May 21, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    If you want this POS to lose this election, pump up his opponent. Who is it???

  • I am expecting all sorts of insults, but I really do mean well
    May 21, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    I love you guys at Turtleboy but you REALLY got proof read your fucking articles. It takes an extra 3 minutes but it makes it seem much more credible. Im not saying this to be a bitch, its just constructive criticism because I want yal to succeed and prosper. I’m serious, just take an extra 3 minutes. E v e r y single article has multiple egregious spelling errors. Anyways take care.

    • White Like Me
      May 21, 2020 at 4:22 pm

      Utb butchering the words in his articles is an amuse of the English language…

      • Fred
        May 21, 2020 at 4:33 pm

        The guy is a freakin’ moron. This website was constructed by this 3 year old kid.

        • Freddy got fingered
          May 21, 2020 at 5:08 pm

          What have you done with your life other than fingering your ass?

        • Freddy Got Fisted
          May 21, 2020 at 8:59 pm

          Amazing that an idiot like you was even able to find the website. Did your mama help you?

    • Theodore Roosevelt
      May 21, 2020 at 5:29 pm

      It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.

      • Clarence
        May 22, 2020 at 6:12 am

        Arena? Joey do you like movies about gladiators

      • randiguy2006
        May 22, 2020 at 9:32 am

        The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the basement.

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