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Politics

Luke Noble Got His Ass Kicked Last Night In North Andover Election And We Have A Plot For Him In The Turlteboy Graveyard 

Uncle Turtleboy / June 3, 2020

  Let’s start today off with good news – Luke Noble got his ass kissed in the election yesterday. Get…

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Mainstream Media Fails

Eagle Tribune Covers Up Sexual Abuse Allegations Made Against Luke Noble By Daughter As He Now Uses His Kids In Campaign Post Cards Before Upcoming Election

Uncle Turtleboy / May 21, 2020

  Luke Noble is still running for a seat on the North Andover Board of Selectmen despite the emergence of…

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Turtleboy Investigates

Pediatrician Brian Orr’s Deposition About Luke Noble’s Alleged Abuse Of His Daughter Is Not A Good Look For Luke 

Uncle Turtleboy / March 23, 2020

  Luke Noble is staying in the race for North Andover Selectmen despite a video of him swearing at his…

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Turtleboy Investigates

Luke Noble’s 5 Year Old Daughter Accused Him Of Telling Her To Touch His Ding-a-ling And He Responded By Accusing Her Of Being A Pathological Liar

Uncle Turtleboy / March 20, 2020

  Last week we published a disturbing video of North Andover BOS candidate Luke Noble swearing at and calling his…

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Turtleboy Investigates

Luke Noble Issues “Joint Statement” With Ex-Wife Asking People To Stop Talking About The Video Of Him Degrading His Daughter And Telling Her To Shut The Fuck Up

Uncle Turtleboy / March 18, 2020

  On Friday we published a blog showing North Andover Board of Selectmen candidate Luke Noble saying some pretty awful…

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Turtleboy Investigates

Gloucester Attorney Warns Me Not To Publish Video Of North Andover Board Of Selectmen Candidate Swearing At His 3 Year Old Crotch Fruit And Telling Her She’s The Worst Child He’s Ever Seen

Uncle Turtleboy / March 13, 2020

  Here’s a disturbing video that was posted on Twitter and came to our attention earlier in the day. This…

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WTF

North Andover High School Refused To Suspend 3 Time Accused Rapist, Forced Victims To Sign “Safety Plan” Limiting Their Freedoms While Going To School With Him

Uncle Turtleboy / March 19, 2019

To read this blog on our ad free website TBDailyNews.com click here.  If you’ve read my book (I Am Turtleboy) or…

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Mainstream Media Fails

WCVB Pimps IRS Employee Andover Couple’s $10K GoFundMe Despite His Previous Arrests For Domestic Violence, Assaulting Cops, And Obvious Holes In Their Story

Uncle Turtleboy / January 17, 2019

If you like free speech and want to support what we’re doing, feel free to donate to the Turtle fund:…

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The MSM Media Is Outraged After A Woke AF North Andover Homeowner Finds “Racial Slur” Scribbled On Pipe In Basement, Clearly Does Not Understand Modern Colloquial English Or Ever Listened To Any Rap Music

Uncle Turtleboy / November 16, 2018

The MSM Media Is Outraged After A Woke AF North Andover Homeowner Finds “Racial Slur” Scribbled On Pipe In Basement,…

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WTF

The Beauport Hotel In Gloucester Claimed They Lowered Their Rate From $275 To $225 For Lawrence Fire Refugees, Turns Out They Increased It From $188

Uncle Turtleboy / September 13, 2018

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WTF

While Lawrence, Andover And North Andover Burn The Beauport Hotel In Gloucester Price Gouges On Facebook And Then Blames “Well Meaning Employee” When The Internet Destroys Them

Uncle Turtleboy / September 13, 2018

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All-Star Criminals

The Animal Who Viciously Beat 81 Year Old Man In Lawrence Once Tried To Burn A Man Alive In Springfield, Beat The Home Owner, Had Outstanding Warrants, And Somehow Isn’t In Jail

Uncle Turtleboy / June 27, 2018

Follow @TurtleboyNews on Twitter by clicking here.  Follow Turtleboy on Instagram by clicking here.  Follow and like Turtleboy Sports Returns and Clarence Woods…

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All-Star Criminals

Here’s The Piece Of North Andover Trash Who Curbstomped A 81 Year Old Lawrence Man Out For A Sunday Walk And Stole $7 From Him

Uncle Turtleboy / June 26, 2018

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All-Star Criminals

Fuzzy-Butt Burglar Gets Bagged AGAIN- Jokes On Social Media Like A Moron

Uncle Turtleboy / August 24, 2017

Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information.         WELL POLISH MY TITS…

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Current events

Drug Dealers, Mold, Asbestos & College Parties! $2k A Month Will Get You 885 Sq/ft Of Crumbling Disappointment

Uncle Turtleboy / May 22, 2017

Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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Current events

Human Garbage Brian G. Brito Doesn’t Have To Show Face In Court After Murdering Delivery Driver, Raping Clerk At Convenience Store In Lynn And North Andover

Uncle Turtleboy / March 30, 2017

Human Garbage Brian G. Brito Doesn’t Have To Show Face In Court After Murdering Delivery Driver, Raping Clerk At Convenience…

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Bone Ride

Tour de Turtle Bone Ride: Chelmsford, Lowell, Dracut, Methuen, Lawrence, Haverhill, North Andover, Andover, Tewksbury

Uncle Turtleboy / March 31, 2016

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