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Pediatrician Brian Orr’s Deposition About Luke Noble’s Alleged Abuse Of His Daughter Is Not A Good Look For Luke 


Luke Noble is staying in the race for North Andover Selectmen despite a video of him swearing at his crotch fruit and documents from his divorce alleging that he sexually abused her. However, some of the most damning testimony against him came from his daughter’s pediatrician, Dr. Brian Orr. Click here to read about the deposition he took on TB Daily News and why he believes the allegations were credible.


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25 Comment(s)
  • Leeann
    March 24, 2020 at 11:21 am

    This is not right. Yes, this guy is running for office but unless he has done something to betray the trust of the public, his personal affairs should not matter. Even with access to court docs, we don’t know how ugly this divorce got and what is being done by either party to destroy the other. His kids have to live with the internet for the rest of their lives, you should consider them.

  • Grammie
    March 24, 2020 at 9:26 am

    Sexual abuse: ALLEGED.
    Two-faced sociopath: GUILTY.

    A sociopath who terrorizes the family in private, and sings the birds out of the trees in public.

    Western society does not condone this behavior, so these guys HATE it when the light shines on their closed-door persona.

    Many of them managed to change their behavior in the cellphone era. Luke, you slipped up! We KNOW what you are. The video says it all.

    Good work, uncle T.

  • Low
    March 24, 2020 at 7:26 am

    Women makes these accusations against men literally all the time in divorces. Really sad to see you printing this stuff.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      March 24, 2020 at 7:45 am

      Do doctors literally back it up all the time?

      • Lame
        March 24, 2020 at 7:51 am

        Read the Dr.s testimony. All he testified to was that the girl peed a lot and he yelled at her once at an appointment. He didn’t back up anything. There’s no evidence of any abuse at all. The mother probably worked the kids up into such anxiety ridden wrecks, no wonder she peed a lot. The mother probably coached her on what to say, too.

        But again, this is how women operate in divorces…just get the accusation out there. That’s all that matters. We see women doing this to men almost daily now.

      • Lame
        March 24, 2020 at 8:00 am

        And oh just to remind you, he sued her for this and she refused to defend herself. Took a payout and then allowed him to have joint custody.

        If someone had supposedly done this to your kids would you ever let them near that person again? Because she did. Because she lied and made the kids lie.

        It’s what women do.

        • Luke Sucks
          March 24, 2020 at 9:20 am

          You sound very bitter, hamster dick. Is this Luke the Puke?

          • Lame
            March 24, 2020 at 10:56 am

            If someone had supposedly done this to your kids would you ever let them near that person again? Because she did.

        • DudeRanchStripClub
          March 25, 2020 at 9:17 am

          “It’s what women do.”

          This is the argument that proves the rest of your argument worthless, ya cunt. Don’t try to argue logic while tossing illogical and nonsensical statements (all of what you said, not just this).
          Also, the doctor didn’t “just testify that she peed a lot.”.

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 24, 2020 at 12:41 am

    Dem’s always stay in the race until their woke constituents forget, at least that’s what a well-tanned Ralph Northam told me. It takes about two weeks. Meanwhile, Noble requires both a jailhouse beating and later parole board beating.

  • Monkey faced lunatic
    March 23, 2020 at 8:59 pm

    What a phony this fun sized loser is. He can’t even control his temper at the doctor’s office and everyone has seen the abusive video so how can anyone defend or vote for him. He’s clearly a controlling, narcissistic, sociopath and I can only imagine the shit he put his first wife and kids through. His second wife must be pathetic and desperate to be with such a nut. Men who post stupid shit like he does on Facebook are such fags

  • Stunt Penis
    March 23, 2020 at 8:37 pm

    I’d be quite happy if I were laying pipe with Amanda the wife.

  • mrme
    March 23, 2020 at 8:15 pm

    Keep posting links to your other website and I will stop reading your shit. All of which are infested with click bate and popups to make it unreadable. To bad you are heading down the primrose path to the end of your very existence as a”reporter”. You know, just the facts type person. I use to enjoy your posts. Now it’s too much work.

    • Seeya losah
      March 23, 2020 at 9:05 pm

      Bye Mrme

  • Ray Patriarca
    The Doctor is in !
    March 23, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    I have the perfect solution to Luke’s problem:
    No anesthesia.
    And a rusty pair of bolt cutters .

  • Uncle Pervey
    March 23, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    Bald rodents need a finger hangin’ to get ‘em used to being Lil’ Hoowahs. I remember putting the seat on my big wheel all the back and burying a knuckle in my “friend” when we were like 5 yrs old. She pissed her bed on the regular so it got me used to gamey smelling hatchet wounds.

    • Uncle Pervey’s stinky pinky
      March 23, 2020 at 5:43 pm

      FINGER BANGIN’. Not hangin. Hairless rodents need finger blast to reiterate

  • Me Too
    March 23, 2020 at 5:23 pm

    Noble likes to play Pin the Tail on my Dinky. When is Baker going to disavow this pint sized P.O.S. Baker is the creepiest politician ever, I wonder what happened to his grabby son’s assault case. The young Baker lad allegedly fondled a woman while she was sleeping. Yeech to this behavior.

  • Meh
    March 23, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    Too bad for Noble this didn’t happen on a Jetblue flight – his buddy Baker could have had it broomed.

  • Iamsurprised
    March 23, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    I’m all for TB bringing shame and ridicule to those who deserve, including Luke Noble, but to publish divorce related documents and depositions, is a bit much. AFAIK I thought divorce related documents are never made public as it does not involve criminal matters. Is this something new? That anyone can obtain information about someone’s divorce?

    • Erika
      March 24, 2020 at 2:10 am

      Shut the fuck up Iamsurprised. No one cares what you think.

  • Tookey From Malden
    March 23, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    This really sounds like a nothing but a women scorned case.
    A win at all cost divorce.
    Remember kids have been coached to say things in the past that maybe were not true.
    Tread lightly TB

    • Rena
      March 24, 2020 at 2:12 am

      You obviously didn’t read the deposition. How would a little girl know to say “Daddy pulls down his pants and tells me to kiss it”
      It’s people like you that make this world a horrible place.

      • Win At All Cost
        March 24, 2020 at 6:24 pm

        You probabaly dont understsnd the coaching post dumbass. In Tookies case it was oroven that kids were coached to say things. Many filthy whores use their kids for horrendous things in divorce court. You seem like the type of cunt that would do this

  • Osiris
    March 23, 2020 at 2:09 pm

    GREAT job concealing the girl’s name….except where you didn’t.
    Piss-poor journalism.

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