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The Animal Who Viciously Beat 81 Year Old Man In Lawrence Once Tried To Burn A Man Alive In Springfield, Beat The Home Owner, Had Outstanding Warrants, And Somehow Isn’t In Jail

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Yesterday we published this blog about the animal who viciously attacked and curbstomped a 81 year old man in Lawrence who was out for a Sunday walk.

But this is not the first time Kalish Rodriguez has done something appallingly violent. It’s his M.O. And of course since this is Massachusetts, he’s not locked in a cage like the animal that he is. Turns out that in 2012 the Springfield Police were looking for him after he attempted to burn a man alive in is own home, and then punched through a window to get to him inside the house, and viciously beat him once inside. Just like with the 81 year old victim, he jumped on and began choking the victim. He blockaded the home with a door, and attempted to start the fire by lighting the chair on fire. He also has addresses all over Massachusetts and was wanted on charges in Lawrence at the time he did this. Of course he skipped the court date, because that’s what degenerates like this do.


This is what happens to a society when we have judges like Tim Feeley and Janet “let em walk” Kenton-Walker refusing to do their jobs. People like Kalish Rodriguez cannot be rehabilitated. This is just who they are. They’re fully formed adults and it’s too late to change them. The only thing they know is violence, and as long as they remain free innocent people will be hurt.

Like I said yesterday, he doesn’t deserve to live, but life in prison ought to do the trick as well.

19 Comment(s)
  • CloseTheBorder
    June 28, 2018 at 10:39 am

    For justice and for peace we need animals like this off our streets

  • Democrats are the problem
    June 27, 2018 at 8:49 pm

    Massachusetts needs an enema ! I’m so sick of these feel-good liberals in this godforsaken State ! This, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when you continually elect DEMOCRATS !
    Every city or State they control is a cesspool. Don’t believe me ? A few examples?
    Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Providence, San Francisco, Newark……shall I go on ?? There isn’t enough room to recite them all.
    And what is the common denominator ?? They are all run by… Democrats !
    When will the honest, hardworking people in this State WTFU ?
    I swear, Massachusetts voters must be masochists !
    They continually reelect the same people who ass-fucked them time and time again !
    WTFU !

    • Honkey Kong
      June 27, 2018 at 9:35 pm

      It’s totally true. That bitch Maxine Waters is telling her underlings to publicly harass people.

      That’s after the useful idiots Occupy Boston made a mess out of Boston a few years back, and another leftist group just stood in traffic in front of people in the financial district a week ago.

      Most of all, we all also know that the left will find a way to defend this guy and spring him from jail. It’ll be either MIRA or the ACLU.

      This shit can’t continue. It’s up to the right to finally say that we’re done with the bullshit. Draw the line.

      • Honkey Kong
        June 27, 2018 at 9:41 pm

        Yeah, I know Maxine is in California. California is just Massachusetts with palm trees.

  • MrSmiley
    June 27, 2018 at 6:38 pm

    He ll plea out tack on 10 more years of probation and serve 2 years out of 4 given. Welcome to massssss.

  • Trash Collector
    June 27, 2018 at 6:09 pm

    *SLAP*
    “Uhhhhh… where am I??”
    “What kind of fucking name is Kalish? Sounds like something you put on a Dominican hot dog.”
    “Turn on the lights!! Who are you? Hey, I’m stuck to this chair!! What the fuck?!”
    “Shut your little cunt hole. You’re superglued to a chair that we don’t need anymore in a place where nobody can hear you. The cops gave you to us. You have no habeas corpus since you’re an illegal alien and have no rights as an American citizen, and given what you’ve done since you slithered into this country, you qualify to be an enemy combatant. So they handed you over to us after knocking you the fuck out. As far as America is concerned, you don’t exist, so we’re going to have some fun with you.”
    “I have family, motherfucker!! I have rights!!”
    “What did you call me?”
    “I’m sorry… Please!! Let me go!!”
    “That’s what the old man said, wasn’t it?”
    “What are you going to do to me??”
    “You like plantains, ese?”
    “Wh-what?”
    “I said do you like plantains, you fucking animal. Still don’t know English?”
    “Y-yes…”
    “Then we’re going to treat you like one.”

    • Screw PC
      June 27, 2018 at 9:12 pm

      Let’s not get unhinged. Yeah, he sucks. Send him back to the Dominican Republic. I don’t think anyone could argue with that. Absolutely no one likes what he did to that old man. There is no argument there, so it is fair to say that he’s done something bad enough to get kicked out of the country, on the condition that if he returns he will be charged with first-degree murder and given a life sentence without parole. The feasible argument for this is that he had previously attempted to burn someone to death. He already attempted murder, and he shouldn’t have had to succeed in killing the other guy to get life without parole.

      The risk of a life sentence without contest being not worth it to him should be sufficient to keep him away from America.

      If not, he’d show up on the radar within a week of being back here since his face has already been plastered all over major publications nationally and he’s just that stupid, so then we’d just throw him in a cell for the rest of his life and forget about him.

  • Kalish momma
    June 27, 2018 at 6:04 pm

    Not sure of the country of his origin, but can we have a little talk with kim jong un and ship fucksticks like kalish the delish to him to have their way with him in exchange for a little $$?

    • Ratshit Ratchets
      June 27, 2018 at 6:11 pm

      Kim Jong whateverthefuck gets rid of his nukes and stands his military down and in return we throw him a bonus, cargo ships full of ratshit Americans he can torture or whatever, he can keep em.

  • Ralph
    June 27, 2018 at 5:20 pm

    I hope that in prison, there is a broom stick shoved up his anal cavity so far that his eyes pop out!

  • Some Guy
    June 27, 2018 at 4:02 pm

    Kill it with fire!

  • Emily
    June 27, 2018 at 2:07 pm

    The guy is smiling in his mug shot for starters. He tried to burn a man alive and beat him up in the past. He attacked an 81 year old innocent man and put him in the hospital. REALLY I DON’T THINK WE NEED TO HAVE A DANGEROUSNESS HEARING!!!! His record speaks for itself!!!! He needs to stay locked up before he kills someone. I’m glad the man will be okay but MASSACHUSETTS needs to start getting serious about the criminal element and stop giving them a GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD!!! The Police are out there dealing with scum like this every single day and the courts slap them on the hand and set them free. Enough already.

  • Ku Klux Klan
    June 27, 2018 at 1:52 pm

    Miss us yet?

  • Finn
    June 27, 2018 at 11:39 am

    Let’s agree that a CRIMINAL is anyone who has committed an arrestable offense, in violation of law that has been deemed constitutional. (No traffic tickets, in other words. Real shit.) Now for my riddle:

    Q: When is a criminal not a criminal?

    A: When the feelings of any SJW anywhere are hurt by treating the criminal AS a criminal….

  • There is no Justice
    June 27, 2018 at 10:46 am

    This subhuman needs to have his skull ventilated with a hollow point .357 magnum at a distance of 1meter

    • Vlad the Impaler
      June 27, 2018 at 1:47 pm

      Let me at him. I’ll saw off his feet while eating a cheeseburger.

  • TJB
    June 27, 2018 at 10:38 am

    This is a throwaway the key case. Which answers the question…..why do they try to sneak across the border?
    Because they know damn well they would never pass vetting. If 70% of the prisoners in jail are brown or black…that only means that 70 % of the criminals are brown or black.

  • deflatteddoritodinks
    June 27, 2018 at 10:38 am

    What do you expect from a state run by criminals from the top down? That criminals would be treated badly by other criminals? LOL!

    • Hughbo Mont
      June 27, 2018 at 1:31 pm

      The reason is simple. In Massachusetts felons can’t vote while incarcerated.

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