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Here’s The Piece Of North Andover Trash Who Curbstomped A 81 Year Old Lawrence Man Out For A Sunday Walk And Stole $7 From Him

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: An 81-year-old man was out for his early morning walk when he was attacked, punched in the face and kicked in the head by North Andover man who stole his wallet, according a police report. Police said soon after the incident they linked the alleged attacker, Kalish Rodriguez, 33, of 85 Main St., North Andover, to an earlier car break. Officers said they found the man sitting on a curb, bleeding from cuts to his head, nose, eye and forehead. The man initially told police he didn’t want to go to the hospital, but later, when he couldn’t remember his address, he agree to go to Lawrence General Hospital to get checked out, according to a police report. A woman who lives in the area called police to report the assault — which she videotaped. 

“In the video you can see (the elderly man) laying on the ground screaming for help and (Rodriguez) going through his pockets,” police wrote in their report.

The video also shows Rodriguez striking the man in the face with his fist, and right before he walks away, “he kicks him in the head,” according to the report. Police said they found Rodriguez on Myrtle and Bennington streets and that the elderly man identified him as the attacker.  Rodriguez was arrested and charged with assault and battery on a person over age 60, assault and battery causing serious bodily injury, unarmed robbery of a person over age 65, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon on a person over age 60, and receiving stolen property. During booking, Rodriguez had in his possession the elderly man’s wallet, as well as multiple bottles of cologne and a Bluetooth device, police said.

This video is pretty vicious, so brace yourselves:

Of course this pussy was rocking a man bun too:

The victim’s granddaughter posted the arrest report, and his mugshot is maddening:

He’s not even from Lawrence either. Somehow this maggot went to Andover High and currently lives in North Andover. But since he’s too much of a pussy to commit crimes in either of those places he goes to the crime center of the universe where he thinks he can blend in. I have very little to say about this because….what else can you say? We all universally agree that he is scum. I think he should get the death penalty because monsters like him cannot be rehabilitated. That video is jaw dropping. He beats the old man repeatedly while he is down on the ground. The guy was going for a Sunday morning walk. But apparently you can’t do that in Lawrence because Lawrence is a fucking zoo.

Anyone who remains friends with Kalish Rodriguez should be named and shamed too. Maxine Waters wants us to form mobs and let people like Sarah Sanders know that they’re not welcome here. Nah fam, this is who we should be doing that to. You should FEAR being friends with this waste of space. If you’re cool with him, you go down with him too. This piece of shit should fear for his safety every time he leaves his cockroach infested lair in North Andover. I’m not even kidding either – he should be beaten wherever and whenever he goes. He needs to understand that he will never, ever be welcome here again.

You still with him Rosemairy?

If so, fuck you too. If not, glad you got away from this monster.

22 Comment(s)
  • Merrimack Valley Conference All Star
    June 28, 2018 at 10:41 am

    For the record, he lives in a part of North Andover (85 Main St.) that is, for all intents and purposes, Larryville.

  • Lily White
    June 27, 2018 at 9:14 am

    Y’all confusing your Mexicans and Puerto Ricans. PRs are the worst of the worst. Lazy, no good, disrespectful pieces of shit. They have destroyed this state and many others. Then they have a hurricane and want us to donate to Puerto Rico. Get fucked! They’ve been sponging off us for decades, and the way they reproduce, will continue to do so for eternity. Cut off SNAP to the able bodied in Massachusetts! Send all of our public assistance tax dollars to Puerto Rico so they go back.

    • Sinaloa Cartel
      June 27, 2018 at 11:19 am

      iExactamente! The Rican cabrones dealers cramp our style. We the best at what we do. Success since 1989. Send PRs back to they stupeed island. We so much better for Estados Unidos.

    • Alberto "Honest Al" Guzman Esq., M.D., J.D., B.S.
      June 27, 2018 at 11:43 am

      Oh yes, the Mexicans are the best thing to happen to this country since penecillin. They help make California crime free and so safe. Did you know that East LA is one of the best neighborhood for bringing up children? It’s true. The schools are among the top 5% in the country. Why, just the other day the Mexican Mafia hosted a bake sale to raise money for the Police Relief Association. We were just talking over the weekend about the societal contributions of Mexicans over cocktails at the El Segundo Yacht Club.

  • Concerned citizen
    June 27, 2018 at 8:58 am

    Only got to Andover High due to section 8 living at Brookside when they were forced to accept section 8 by the state “anti snob law”. Glad he is out of Andover keep him in jail.

    • deflatteddoritodinks
      June 27, 2018 at 10:34 am

      Interesting how foreign nationals glom onto our welfare benefits. My kid’s unemployed and they cut off her food stamps because she’s not a spic.

      • Kittytwoshors
        June 30, 2018 at 4:27 pm

        You are so right. Why here in the illegal capital of scumbags that are not only illegal, on welfare and don’t need a social security number to get on housing list. Liberal pussys can you tell us how you are going to support all these maggots???

    • Captain Pizza
      June 27, 2018 at 5:22 pm

      ^^^^
      Awesome, best comment of the day… well played… well played.

  • deflatteddoritodinks
    June 27, 2018 at 8:31 am

    I learned early on not to deal with Hispanics or landscapers in my business. They want everything for free and are a complete waste of O2.

  • Latino Heritage Month
    June 27, 2018 at 7:58 am

    OK. Fuck being politically correct. This is the net effect of it. We tried everything else already. Only shame on the entire load of them is apparently going to work, if they’re capable of shame. If not, at this point, Trump should ban them too.

    After seeing this, serious questions, because only a white guy who has a terminal case of the “disease” would do this.

    What’s the Latino excuse for what they do to end up on the news every night? Is not sneaking into the country and having the liberals do everything except actually suck their dicks not enough? Are they just actually subhumans, like something that hasn’t reached Homo Sapiens stage yet? Is that the reason why almost every single one of them sucks in school in everything but Spanish, while Asians have far more of a language barrier?

    We even give these missing links their own fucking month. “Latino Heritage Month”. Fucking joke. It should be “Latinos Prove Every Day They Have No Shame Month” and take the entire month reviewing the contributions to society of MS-13, Uber driving rapists, Aaron Hernandez, welfare scammers who cry poor and sell their food stamps while living off drug money, worthless students who destroy collective school performance, graffiti on everything that stops moving for three seconds, etc. Maybe then we’ll figure out they’re not worth it overall. Remember “Day Without Latinos”? Nobody fucking noticed. “Oh look, nobody did the dishes.” Big fucking deal.

    Is what they have to show for themselves right now the “better life” these fuckin’ maroons came here to exploit us for, and nothing else? If so, get the fuck out of here and go back to the fucking jungle, monkeys. We’re done. Later.

  • vicxh
    June 27, 2018 at 7:23 am

    I would say Rosemairy, get away from this crotch maggot. If you need someone to come to, hmu

    • vicxh
      June 27, 2018 at 12:39 pm

      Or have your pick of fine turtle-riding gentlemen out here. I am sure any one of us could give you a better life than the crotch maggot.

  • TJB
    June 27, 2018 at 6:09 am

    Ah yes, another gentleman from the D.R. What a magical place. The island was the location back in the day where slave ships stopped to dump off slaves that were too sick or stupid to even be slaves. Add that to hundreds of years of isolation stranded on the island and this is what you get. And you folks thought you had it bad when the PR’s came to L town in the 70’s. DR’s are ten times worse.

  • Revrun Fishknuckle
    June 27, 2018 at 5:32 am

    I wonder why none of the other news reports about this posted the mugshot.

    Anyone? Anyone?..

  • TB Famous
    June 27, 2018 at 5:32 am

    Nice flip phone bruh.
    Did you steal that guy’s Jitterbug?
    Loooooosah.
    (Off to work I go)

  • Poetic Justice
    June 27, 2018 at 5:13 am

    Meanwhile in Russia, hope this made you feel a little bit better.

  • Diversity Is Cancer
    June 27, 2018 at 4:58 am

    For god’s sake, nothing is sacred. We all know this evil infests Massachusetts like it does in the third-world but I could hardly watch the video. An 80 year old man is not ok even if the hospital says he is, it is like falling and breaking a hip. The complications will pop-up sooner or later, memory loss, loss of coordination and falls even dementia or Parkinson’s that was sitting quietly can suddenly accelerate as a result of a traumatic brain injury and no matter how tough the old timer is his emotional state is going to be f’d up.

    You would hope that respecting the elderly would be a cross-cultural trait. Not saying you have to listen to a angry old nut, but you sure as heck don’t harm them. Hoping the guards and other inmates wipe that shit-eating grin off his punk face. The imagination runs wild with what fitting street justice would do to this punk. Charles Bronson steps out drops 2 rounds in his gut, folds up his collar and walks off with none the wiser.

    Thank you for covering this TBS, example of what we are all up against.

  • Maxine Waters
    June 27, 2018 at 12:06 am

    My sources tell me the old man tried to take Kalish’s kids from him and put them in a cage, so Kalish is harassing the old man in public just like I told him to do. Blame Trump and his immigration policies.

  • Brian
    June 26, 2018 at 11:56 pm

    Least shocking part if this story was that it was black where it said work phone number. Don’t bring up Maxine she is already mad she loses a voter if this pussy goes to jail

  • Consejo de Turismo de Lawrence
    June 26, 2018 at 11:24 pm

    iBienvenido a Lawrence! Here a typical Dominican gentleman teach the old man to stay indoor where it safe. He also show the Taino women how macho is he. This make them want to make bambinos so they can stay in Estados Unidos and get free things. See how he smash the face of weak old man so easy. It is good he teach the viejo a lesson. The streets can be danger! Cops will shoot you if you brown. With the help of la MIRA Coalición, we will bring more Dominicanos to fight the law. iViva Lawrence!

  • Finn
    June 26, 2018 at 11:23 pm

    Kalish,

    Did you see the horrific video showing Lesandro Guzman-Feliz getting hacked to death by gang members in the Bronx? Pretty brutal – huh? He had his carotid artery slashed within seconds. Yet, he was continually stabbed, kicked and battered – until they left him for dead. He begged and struggled for help before succumbing to his injuries.

    Haunting and gut wrenching – huh?

    I don’t wish that on anyone. WAIT – I do. I wish it on you. That boy that was killed was innocent. You’re not. You deserve what to happened to him as well you PLUS everything you did to that elderly man.

    I’ve always said karma bats last — especially with pussies like you. Hope the $7 bucks was worth it.

    Get Fucked,
    Finn

    • Jaxson
      June 27, 2018 at 10:30 am

      What happened to Lesandro Guzman-Feliz aka Junior, was heart wrenching. And what happened to this poor man is almost as bad. It’s sick! These people always attack the innocent ones that they know they can over power. That’s a typical pussy move. I truly hope with everything in me that Kalish Rodriguez is beat to a bloody pulp and it happens over and over again until someone finally guts him.

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