While Lawrence, Andover And North Andover Burn The Beauport Hotel In Gloucester Price Gouges On Facebook And Then Blames “Well Meaning Employee” When The Internet Destroys Them

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If you’ve turned on the news at all today you might’ve seen that Lawrence, Andover, and North Andover are completely on fire. Houses are literally blowing up without warning because of gas leaks. Some of the houses are burning down without firefighters getting their in time because so many homes are on fire. As far as I know there has been one reported fatality, but I can’t imagine it will stay that low, considering it happened at a time when lots of people would be home and it caught people off guard. Power has been shut off in all three towns/cities, and citizens have been urged to evacuate. The combined population of all three is 150,000, which means there’s gonna be refugees. It’s a state of emergency, and one of those times that people really need to come together to help their fellow man.

Here’s what the Beauport Hotel in Gloucester decided to do to lend a helping hand….

Oh good, exploitation. Definitely a smart business move right there. This would be like Jordan’s  offering people who just lost their homes new couches for $4,000. Went over like a job application at the the methadone clinic….


They have since issued this “apology”:

Bullshit. They’re passing this off on a “well meaning employee.” As if they just hand over control of their social media pages to the intern in the mail room. This is like blaming it on Desk Girl. Additionally the explanation makes no sense. They talked about the rates being waved, and then the guy in charge of social media posted that they were charging this amount instead of waving it? Yea, that’s what happened. Sure thing.

And “deemed offensive.” As if it wasn’t clear as day that this was perhaps the poorest of poor taste moves of all time. They didn’t realize it was offensive until after they got their Facebook page blown up.

Just admit it – you saw a disaster and wanted to profit off of it. You’re like the Red Cross with continental breakfast. Keep in mind, most people who lost their homes are from Lawrence. They aren’t rich. And the tone deafness it takes to assume these people are gonna drive 30 miles to Gloucester to stay in a $225 hotel room is off the charts.

I’d say that they should fire their social media guy, but let’s be honest – the same person who posted the $225 post is the same person who wrote the apology blaming the guy in the mail room.

18 Comment(s)
  • Wwy
    September 15, 2018 at 2:31 pm

    Too many Jew gas heads lol.

  • Settlement Cash Chaos
    September 15, 2018 at 6:28 am

    Car dealerships best stock up on Cadillac Escalades, Subaru WRX, and Rice Rockets of every type. When the settlement cash comes through from Columbia Gas’s insurer it will be Lottery Day for Lawrence peeps. The months after the settlement cash rolls in will be more dangerous than the gas fires. There gonna need extra Dominicans to handle the Fentanyl demand.

  • ShredTheDocumentsNow
    September 14, 2018 at 9:48 pm

    This is nothing compared to the cover up at the New England Compounding Center. 82 patients were murdered and a very questionable so called sales manager is getting immunity for very questionable “testimony”

    • IKR
      September 15, 2018 at 6:15 am

      That was totally fucked up, mass murder, knowingly allowing weakened patients to be injected with contaminated medications. What is worse, they had a gold mine business, if they ran a clean shop and went full stop at the first sign of trouble they would still be raking in the money.

      Stop productions for a week and sanitize and retrain, offer generous settlements to victims get inspected and go back to printing your own money or kill another 70 people.. meh.. tough call.

  • Dime Bag Diego
    September 14, 2018 at 6:07 pm

    This shit am crazy……shit blowin up an stuff I have PTSD.

    • Si se Puede
      September 15, 2018 at 6:21 am

      Yo me to, I gots double PTSD from the fires and explosions I think it’s in both lungs now. Anybody know where the PTSD office is to sign up? EBT doesn’t cover the marijuana I need to relax.

  • Charlie Cuck Boy Baker
    September 14, 2018 at 6:02 pm

    I Charlie Cuck Boy Baker, officialy authorize Columbia Gas to immediately take control of all gas lines and other utilities in the following municipalities. They shall operate with no over site and be indemnified in perpetuity against any criminal or civil proceedings.

    – Boston
    – Somerville
    – Cambridge
    – Quincy
    – Taunton
    – Provincetown
    – New Bedford
    – Fall River
    – Lynn
    – Lawrence
    – Lowell
    – Revere
    – Everett
    – Webstuh
    – Woorcester
    – Feltchburg
    – Leo-minster
    – Gahdna
    – Athol
    – Ware
    – Holyoke
    – Chicopee
    – Springfield
    – Northapton
    – Amherst
    – Pittsfield
    – Greenfield
    and let’s not forget Colrain.

  • Maggie the Cat
    September 14, 2018 at 5:26 pm

    By the time this situation is done, the population of Lawrence will have doubled (on paper) because of all the people making false claims for benefits. Maybe that’s one of the reasons the FBI will be looking into this.

  • Joy Mello
    September 14, 2018 at 4:56 pm

    An excuse is nothing more than a well planned lie!

  • Safety First
    September 14, 2018 at 2:39 pm

    Um yeah sure because they should offer to give out their best rooms to crack hoe baby momas and her 8 drug dealing cousins for free and throw in room and maid services too? WTF?

  • Keep a light on 4 ya
    September 14, 2018 at 2:24 pm

    If it were my nice hotel I would have offered $500 a night. Have you ever seen the destruction Lawrence Welfare families can do to a Motel 6? They are filthy and once they get in you can’t get them out.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    September 14, 2018 at 8:21 am

    It doesn’t matter the rate. The fact is they weren’t trying to help or Be hospitable during a traumatic event. The income level of any nearby ratchets doesn’t matter. These were family homes and those families are
    Now displace. Even one reduced night can help. Never mind it was an unecessary post that clearly was not thought through. They will
    Suffer now even if it only lasts a couple weeks. It’s kind of the end of the season too , isn’t it? That makes it just a little worse.

    • It's a good start, burn baby burn!
      September 14, 2018 at 5:46 pm

      I hope that entire shitty city burns to the ground, rats, mice, roaches, gang bangers and all. Nothing left but route 28 and the dam. Replant the area formerly known as Lawrence Ma and make into a riverfront state park with a campground and hiking trails. Not one dirty old brick left behind.

      What kind of dip shit thinks they have to travel 30 miles to a beachfront vacation hotel when their town is evacuated, yeah that’s your only best option, said nobody. Dumb asses, what the Beaufort does or doesn’t do isn’t news. The news is the fucking fires and explosions. Have fun commuting to your job from Gloucester… my bad these fucks don’t have jobs. Funnel them onto school busses with promises of X-Boxes and gift cards. Then drive onto barges and tow them to Africa or Katmandu where they will be enslaved and not come back.

  • Urban Renewal
    September 14, 2018 at 5:41 am

    Lawrence used to be a top us city per capita for arson and auto theft, wide spread building fires are almost synonymous with Lawrence. I am sympathetic to any law abiding person who lives in Lawrence fires or not, my advice, get out! Fallujah or San Salvador are probably safer, the lawsuit payouts will lead to a even more robust drug trade in Lawrence. Wonder how many Fentanyl stashes burned.

  • Y
    September 14, 2018 at 12:27 am

    Whoopsies, no take backs!
    Haha, fn priceless!

  • Paul Casale
    September 13, 2018 at 11:09 pm

    Who said anything about “waving”?

    • z
      September 14, 2018 at 6:37 am

      Eye here the waives are going too bee hi in South Carolina.

  • Wallter "Hookers Are Better" Bird
    September 13, 2018 at 11:04 pm

    I stayed there once with a chick I picked up on the Backpage. At least she looked like a chick. Nice tits and ass. Wig. High heels. Anyway I brought home bedbugs.

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