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Hoodrat Heroes

Bret The Hitman’s Fart Sells Crotch Fruit’s Gloucester School Issued iPad On Facebook, Lashes Out On Haters Despite Blowing All His Money On Pot, Wrestling, And Gaming While Collecting Welfare

Uncle Turtleboy / December 1, 2020

  This is Joey Aiello from Gloucester. He’s a grown ass man who’s into grown ass man things like professional…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Pork Cumpling Gets Her Taco Stuffed In Front Of Hundreds Of Children And Families At Wingaersheek Beach In Gloucester, Go Full Ghetto After Being Confronted

Uncle Turtleboy / July 15, 2020

  Over the weekend at Wingaersheek Beach in Gloucester some nice Brazilian folk were shocked to see two Americans simulating their…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Gloucester Has A Deranged Psychopath With A Knife Wandering The Streets Trying To Lure Stray Crotch Fruit From Yards Who Was Infamous For Doing This In Harlem

Uncle Turtleboy / June 15, 2020

  Apparently in Gloucester there is a deranged woman going around trying to snatch up stray crotch fruits. Her name…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Cosplay Karen Vows “Depramation” Lawsuit Against Turtleboy, Says Her Facebook Account Was Hacked And Posted About Closing Massachusetts Borders

Uncle Turtleboy / May 25, 2020

  I got some fun fan mail today from Megan Newman, AKA Bat Girl, AKA Cosplay Karen, because she did…

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Nudniks

Karenysaurus Rex Blocks, Films, And Throws Stick At Gloucester Mother And 7 Month Old Baby For Not Wearing Masks On Walk

Uncle Turtleboy / April 29, 2020

  This video is from Gloucester, and it is both enraging and inspiring. Who wore it better? Every time a…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Gloucester Gonorrheject Calls Turtleboy Bad Parent Despite Losing Her Crotch Fruit To DCF For Being A Raging Alcoholic, Kidnapping Her, Not Paying Child Support, Running Herself Over With Car

Uncle Turtleboy / April 10, 2020

  Remember the Gloucester Gonorrheject and former Beverly nurse who started a GoFundMe after she said she got the commie…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Gloucester Gonorrheject Tells Deskie She’s Suing For Using Her Pictures And Public Posts About Catching Coronavirus On Spring Break In Miami 

Uncle Turtleboy / April 3, 2020

  Yesterday we published a hilarious blog about a Gloucester mother who caught the commie cold after bragging that she…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Peabody Princess Jizmine Is Selling $2,100 Worth Of Food Stamps For “Bomb Ass Dealz” Because She Doesn’t Eat And Hopefully Doesn’t Have Custody Of Crotch Fruit

North Shore Turtlebabe / May 22, 2019

  This is Vanessa Noseworthy (yes, her name is legitimately Noseworthy) from Gloucester. In a town full of fishermen she…

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WTF

Turns Out Judge Booty Let A Career Criminal Who Assaulted Several Danvers Cops Walk Away Free 2 Days Before Being Indicted So He Wouldn’t Lose His Job At Michael’s

North Shore Turtlebabe / April 26, 2019

  Judge Shelley Joseph was indicted yesterday for conspiring to help an illegal immigrant drug dealer escape out of a…

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Turtleboy Investigates

Shrewsbury Sheisterino Part 2: Fundraisers For Unnamed Marines, “Service Dogs,” Non-Existant Non-Profits For Veterans, And More Lies About The Fire

Turtleboy / December 14, 2018

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WTF

While Lawrence, Andover And North Andover Burn The Beauport Hotel In Gloucester Price Gouges On Facebook And Then Blames “Well Meaning Employee” When The Internet Destroys Them

Turtleboy / September 13, 2018

Follow @SpinterTBS on Twitter by clicking here. Follow and like the Turtleboy Sports Returns, and Terrence Collie to keep up…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Gloucester Pizza Poons Fire 15 Year Old After He Refuses To Violate Child Labor Laws, Make Out Final Check To “Shithead Davy,” Admit To Being “Alcaholics” 

North Shore Turtlebabe / June 5, 2018

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Bone Ride

Tour de Turtle Beach Town Bone Ride: Salisbury, Newburyport, Newbury, Rowley, Ipswich, Essex, Gloucester, Rockport, Manchester By The Sea

Turtleboy / July 5, 2016

  Join the Revolution and Like Turtleboy Sports on Facebook, and/or follow us on Twitter. Like the Free Turtleboy Facebook page to…

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