Gloucester Puberty Puke Flips Off Woman For Having Thin Blue Line Flag On Car And Allegedly Tried Running Her Off The Road In Hingham
I don’t know what it is in the town of Hingham with wealthy white people who hate the police…
Bret The Hitman’s Fart Sells Crotch Fruit’s Gloucester School Issued iPad On Facebook, Lashes Out On Haters Despite Blowing All His Money On Pot, Wrestling, And Gaming While Collecting Welfare
This is Joey Aiello from Gloucester. He’s a grown ass man who’s into grown ass man things like professional…
Pork Cumpling Gets Her Taco Stuffed In Front Of Hundreds Of Children And Families At Wingaersheek Beach In Gloucester, Go Full Ghetto After Being Confronted
Over the weekend at Wingaersheek Beach in Gloucester some nice Brazilian folk were shocked to see two Americans simulating their…
Gloucester Has A Deranged Psychopath With A Knife Wandering The Streets Trying To Lure Stray Crotch Fruit From Yards Who Was Infamous For Doing This In Harlem
Apparently in Gloucester there is a deranged woman going around trying to snatch up stray crotch fruits. Her name…
Cosplay Karen Vows “Depramation” Lawsuit Against Turtleboy, Says Her Facebook Account Was Hacked And Posted About Closing Massachusetts Borders
I got some fun fan mail today from Megan Newman, AKA Bat Girl, AKA Cosplay Karen, because she did…
Karenysaurus Rex Blocks, Films, And Throws Stick At Gloucester Mother And 7 Month Old Baby For Not Wearing Masks On Walk
This video is from Gloucester, and it is both enraging and inspiring. Who wore it better? Every time a…
Gloucester Gonorrheject Calls Turtleboy Bad Parent Despite Losing Her Crotch Fruit To DCF For Being A Raging Alcoholic, Kidnapping Her, Not Paying Child Support, Running Herself Over With Car
Remember the Gloucester Gonorrheject and former Beverly nurse who started a GoFundMe after she said she got the commie…
Gloucester Gonorrheject Tells Deskie She’s Suing For Using Her Pictures And Public Posts About Catching Coronavirus On Spring Break In Miami
Yesterday we published a hilarious blog about a Gloucester mother who caught the commie cold after bragging that she…
Peabody Princess Jizmine Is Selling $2,100 Worth Of Food Stamps For “Bomb Ass Dealz” Because She Doesn’t Eat And Hopefully Doesn’t Have Custody Of Crotch Fruit
This is Vanessa Noseworthy (yes, her name is legitimately Noseworthy) from Gloucester. In a town full of fishermen she…
Turns Out Judge Booty Let A Career Criminal Who Assaulted Several Danvers Cops Walk Away Free 2 Days Before Being Indicted So He Wouldn’t Lose His Job At Michael’s
Judge Shelley Joseph was indicted yesterday for conspiring to help an illegal immigrant drug dealer escape out of a…
Shrewsbury Sheisterino Part 2: Fundraisers For Unnamed Marines, “Service Dogs,” Non-Existant Non-Profits For Veterans, And More Lies About The Fire
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While Lawrence, Andover And North Andover Burn The Beauport Hotel In Gloucester Price Gouges On Facebook And Then Blames “Well Meaning Employee” When The Internet Destroys Them
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Gloucester Pizza Poons Fire 15 Year Old After He Refuses To Violate Child Labor Laws, Make Out Final Check To “Shithead Davy,” Admit To Being “Alcaholics”
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Tour de Turtle Beach Town Bone Ride: Salisbury, Newburyport, Newbury, Rowley, Ipswich, Essex, Gloucester, Rockport, Manchester By The Sea
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