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Gloucester Gonorrheject Tells Deskie She’s Suing For Using Her Pictures And Public Posts About Catching Coronavirus On Spring Break In Miami 


Yesterday we published a hilarious blog about a Gloucester mother who caught the commie cold after bragging that she was going on spring break, taunted the idea that the Chinese coronavirus was a serious thing, and then started a fundraiser for her bills after she got sick.

Well, first the Gloucester Gonorrheject showed up on our Facebook page with various declarations of dindu nuffin.

I had no idea that a face like this could be that ratchet.

But I guess looks can be deceiving.

Looks like we’ve got another case of, “that’s not how the Internet works.”

She then hit up the inbox, had a long conversation with Abi the Desk Girl, asked for the blog removal form, blocked us so Abi couldn’t return her message, then unblocked us to send one last message before blocking again.

We anxiously await the summons from Attorney Richard N. Vulva that is coming our way.

She then posted on her page that she got her commie cold tests back and they came back positive.

Thots and shares.

Maybe you won’t catch Chinese coronavirus next time if you shower.

Might help. Or don’t post pictures on social media smoking hookahs in highly trafficked areas of Miami Beach.

Also interesting that she said she worked at a hospital as a clinician’s aide, since she doesn’t seem to come up in the database.

And although she does have a crotch fruit we are now being told by sources close to her that the DCF fairy snatched her up. Maybe next time keep your gerber servers in your shirt while playing in the kid’s area of McDonald’s and you won’t become a Kate Peter.

Anyway, if Hannah is reading this she’s more than welcome to come on the live show tomorrow night if she wants to share her side of the story. But the blog won’t come down until she fills out the form.


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87 Comment(s)
  • Mary Louise Hill of Brockton
    April 5, 2020 at 7:07 am

    This pig is a bigger slut than I am.

  • Foejdodjie
    April 4, 2020 at 8:06 pm

    Just curious. Does filling out the form actually result in taking down a blog or Is just another way to have fun at a ratchets expense? I’m fine with either answer lol

    • Turtleboy Customer Service
      April 4, 2020 at 8:55 pm

      Good Evening Turtlerider Foejdodjie! We see that you’re new here, so if you would kindly fill out this brief Customer Survey Satisfaction Form, we will enter your name into our Ratchet Madness Giveaway! 1st prize is this beautiful lime green Turtleboy N95 mask and 1 week of free Boston Globe articles. 2nd Prize is 2 free weeks of Boston Globe Articles and 3rd Prize is 3 weeks of Boston Globe articles!

      Abi Normal

  • Rod Ramsey
    April 4, 2020 at 6:19 pm

    “Hello sir” made me spit out my coffee. I love Abi.

  • capekodder
    The Eman
    April 4, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    One of the funniest posts ever.What white trash

  • Sol Rosenberg
    April 4, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    … maybe I could sue for punitive damages that you’re giving me? Sue everybody!

  • Hannah
    April 4, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    Only God can judge me.

    • ❤️karma❤️
      April 4, 2020 at 3:23 pm

      And the 20,000+ readers of this article. Sit down, drink a Coors light while puffin on a Parliment light in your dirty shit-hole living quarters and think about the dose of karma coming at you like, well, like you behind the wheel of a jeep.

      • Heart Karma Heart
        April 4, 2020 at 9:01 pm

        Does that Jeep come with a brick for the gas pedal? Asking for a friend…

    • God
      April 4, 2020 at 4:35 pm

      You’re a whore, Hannah

  • Tootie
    April 4, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    Make a dirty worded video of yourself wacking off to memories of raunchy nights with ol’ Tootie. I did.

  • Fatso Flaherty Sucks
    April 4, 2020 at 12:05 pm

    Fat pig Hannah sucks. Please take advantage of Gloucester harbor and jump in. Why would she post that hookah pic, she looks so tubby and greasy. Her family must be proud of her accomplishments. Gross.

  • My 2 cents
    April 4, 2020 at 11:11 am

    I know her! I can tell you 100% her daughter doesn’t even like in the same county. Hannah IS the virus!

  • Not your friend
    April 4, 2020 at 11:10 am

    She lost custody of her daughter years ago…..she is a plague!!!!

  • Ya Ya Sisterhood
    April 3, 2020 at 11:50 pm

    Went out partying with hannah and her friends in a limo a few years back. I left my pocketbook in the limo and when I came out from the club hannah and friends were in the limo and my pocketbook was emptied of cash and credit cards.
    An argument ensued and she played stupid. I hope the $300 was worth it hannah. I see you have not changed one bit.

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 3, 2020 at 11:07 pm

    i was hoping to hear her version of the Jeep incident, rock placed on accelerator and “poof”, she’s got the Corvus Virus, it’s like Covid but not real.

  • ElJefe72
    April 3, 2020 at 10:17 pm

    So let me get this straight. She starts a fundraiser to cover her medical bills, but she also has a lawyer on retainer? Sounds legit.

  • Dime a fucking dozen
    April 3, 2020 at 8:32 pm

    This dumb bitch had no problem trying to “stunt” about some stupid virus, while on vacation in Hell on Earth (Florida), and then milking getting sick for more thots & shares, AND starting a fundraiser to milk being a dumb bitch even more. But when a concerned citizen tries to get them more publicity, y’know, to raise awareness for their plight, she gets all “Glawstah”! Hahaha. This sow doesn’t even fucking know the definition of slander.

  • Morris Wanchuk
    April 3, 2020 at 8:32 pm

    That cunt is no good.

    • Jack Hanson
      April 4, 2020 at 12:24 pm

      Here’s to all that gorgeous snatch in F-L-A.. yeah!

      • george costanza
        Denise Lemieux
        April 4, 2020 at 9:36 pm

        Morris you make me sick when you speak…. my halergies to these fucking ratchets has returned

        • george costanza
          Denis Lemieux
          April 4, 2020 at 9:37 pm

          Denis….my english no good

  • Freddy Photofilter
    April 3, 2020 at 8:20 pm

    Talk about false advertising with that first picture!

    • Don't get between a dog and his meat
      April 3, 2020 at 8:28 pm

      Jesus, you’re not kiding.

  • mrme
    April 3, 2020 at 7:55 pm

    I want to see the test results. 51,500 tested and 10,402 positive (20% Positive)…yeah I’m thinking she is full of shit.

    • Dr. Bang Ding Ow
      April 3, 2020 at 10:57 pm

      When she says the test was “positive”, she means for syphilis and gonorrhea

      Also worth noting, 85% of test results are false positives for covid-19.

  • Eric Wunschel
    April 3, 2020 at 7:38 pm

    Gonorrhea wants nothing to do with that dirty clam. Sure, Gonorrhea’s spent the night in some shady places, but it still has standards.

    April 3, 2020 at 7:35 pm

    I wonder if she was part of the Gloucester High school 2008 graduation class….

    A number of floats poked fun of neighboring Gloucester. Gloucester recently made national headlines when 17 of their teenage girls got pregnant in an apparent pact. Now the spotlight is on Beverly. Floats were throwing candy and condoms to kids. Imagine your child coming to you after picking up a condom asking “what kind of candy is this”. Another float had men in diapers crawling from a prop (a woman’s legs in birthing stirrups) and a giant phallus sprayed the crowd. Is this the “Farms” version of sex education, in the streets and in your face? Some signs were so offensive they couldn’t be shown on television or printed in the newspaper.

    “knock ‘em up high when expectations are low, Gloucester, MA,”




  • Tour of the town
    April 3, 2020 at 7:25 pm

    And here we have a common “Glosta Girl.”

    Easily identified by their “uniform” consisting of stretch pants, Ugg boots, Coach bag, and something animal print.

    Though quite common on Cape Ann, they are rarely spotted south of the Piatt bridge.

    They are usually unemployed, although there is a large segment of “nurses.” Please be advised, they consider being a CNA “the same thing.”

    Be very cautious of the “Glosta Girl” if you are another woman, especially if you are a real Nurse. They should be considered hostile, and never approached directly. Nurses should throw an empty pill bottle and run in the opposite direction.

    “Glosta Girls” are typically seeking a payout, so double condoms are advisable should and man venture to the area.

    Their language is something you won’t soon forget, either. The word “cunt” becomes redundant in conversation.

    Please keep your hands and feet inside, and secure any loose objects.

  • judge dread
    April 3, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    the judge is like whatever. I’ll have some people drive me to the dragon 88. i’lll drink 3 NOT 4. then I’ll wake up listening to psy-trance I’m hitting the calvados hard tonight.

    • it's you, not me
      April 3, 2020 at 7:27 pm

      you’re basically drinking 200 proof alcohol. and there’s nothing wrong with pay as long as you wake up to it and be like fuck. did I go to a psy party last night?

      • someone who isn't you
        April 3, 2020 at 7:36 pm

        I’m too old to go to psy trance parties

  • Judge dread
    April 3, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    famous track


    “get a job, get a girl, get a life”

    if I could embed it I would.

    maybe these idiots should realize this. and if they have a girl, she’s probably a hog beast.

    that’s all I have to say.

    • Judge dread
      April 3, 2020 at 6:50 pm

      and hog doesn’t have to do with weight.

      chicks like this are mental vampires.

      • 0 fucks given
        April 3, 2020 at 6:52 pm

        it’s like a bad game of magic the gathering.

        • Judge dread
          April 4, 2020 at 2:56 am

          yah red and blue deck that you think can win.

          it will put u in the grave yard. I love MTG so much but god damn it.

          I’m going to stop.

          • Judge dread
            April 4, 2020 at 3:01 am

            magic is worse than drugs.

  • Cheddah
    April 3, 2020 at 6:33 pm

    I guarantee there’s a few TB Riders on here that have swiped right on Tinder for her only to be shocked and regret it later..

  • Southie changed I didnt
    April 3, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    Every time I read about these whores with their I’m a member of 1000+ Cock Gobblers Club smile . I get to watch my hard earned tax dollars at work….it’s all coming together and my Ratchet Spidey Sense turns on….. Caught stealing cash and meds from one of the largest and most respected hospital groups in New England (because she doesn’t give a fuck about her career), a CNA (she of course got free tuition at some Route 9 High School to get her Certificate but needed a government backed loan for “housing and books”), passes herself off as a Nurse (by posting nurse appreciation Memes), ran herself over with a Jeep at 2am (most likely going to pick up formula for her child NOT), gets fired from her job but still needs to go on vacation (my first guess is unemployment, Lahey probably didn’t fight her claim, maybe she still has some of that ”housing and book “money left over from the loan and if “you’re dealing you’re using and if you’re using you’re dealing”.)…Prove me wrong Honey

  • SlopSloppy Joe
    April 3, 2020 at 6:12 pm

    Looks like the type who takes two in the hot pocket, one in the shit socket.

  • She's A Horrible Person
    April 3, 2020 at 5:58 pm

    This fucking cunt killed my Grandmother!
    This bitch should have been home taking care of her kid but instead she was down in Florida sucking the C-Virus out of some fucking darkies cock and then she passed it along to others who passed it along until it finally got my Nana.
    What a fucking Bitch man!

    • Haha
      April 3, 2020 at 11:21 pm

      Fuck ur nana glad she dead. Fag.

      • Kobe
        April 4, 2020 at 10:47 am

        Yo bro don’t dig on grannie. Not cool.

  • JJ Walker
    April 3, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    Wait…..What did you say?? How many brothers rode that spring break train?


  • Gaffneys Testicle Purse
    April 3, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    A clit like a common garden slug.

  • Charles Manson
    April 3, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    That removal form deserves a Pulitzer Prize!!

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    April 3, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    Uncle, you have lost your bearings after a bad breakup. You hit it out of the park with the ghetto social distancing pieces. Pure gold. But this is just beneath TBS. This girl said something silly that a lot of Corona skeptics said just a few weeks ago. She paid for it ironically by coming down with a very unpleasant virus. Who gives a shit if she went on a vacation? Did she price gouge anyone on toilet paper? Did she stiff her restaurant employees? Did she virtue signal? Nope. None of that.

    Bristol cracked your brain. This is just kicking someone when they are down who didn’t do anything to anyone.

    Bring on the down votes from all the guys that would sleep with this chick in a second but pile on about her weight. This knight can take it.

    Social Media is Cancer

    • Anything That Moves
      April 4, 2020 at 11:46 am

      50 bored quarantined guys who would nail this chick without hesitation. What a surprise.

    • WeRFucked
      April 4, 2020 at 8:35 pm

      I’d bang her hard in that first picture. That’s girl-next-door right there. But after the tattoo photo… I’m out.
      I’m with unc on this one. If what I’m reading is true… she’s a PCA, doesn’t have her kid, she steals from people, she flashes her cleavage at McDonald’s Play Place, She ran herself over with a jeep, she swears like a truck driver, she creates GFM’s she has tattoos… did I mention she ran herself over with a jeep? This is ratchet madness at it’s best Sir.

  • Hello Sir.....
    April 3, 2020 at 5:28 pm

    Thats gold

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    April 3, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    Her Clam Box smells like Winthrop after a heavy rain.

  • Don Cherry
    April 3, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    Might after 8 Labatts 50 Ales.

  • No lo entiendo
    April 3, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    The photo of her inside the car is quite appealing. But it’s very difficult to reconcile it with the others. Is it a picture of her daughter? Abi, please help me, I’m confused.

  • Dragon 88
    April 3, 2020 at 4:55 pm

    She clogged our toilet.

    • WeRFucked
      April 4, 2020 at 8:37 pm

      That was me.

  • Load Launcher
    April 3, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    I’ll bet her snatch looks like she sat on a grenade. Imagine finding her underwear on the floor of your truck in the morning. Probably looks like a Gettysburg bandage.

    • jamal khashoggi's severed cock
      April 3, 2020 at 10:05 pm

      odds are that snatch would negate an m67

      • Agreed
        April 6, 2020 at 11:58 pm

        It would pretty much have the same effect as a blast mat, yup.

  • Terrell Suggs
    April 3, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    I’d dump a quart of bleach on her.

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    April 3, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    Feel bad for the child, future DCF ward

  • Horatio Nelson
    April 3, 2020 at 4:48 pm

    Her crotch must look like a reheated double serving of Bangers and Mash.

  • Fast Eddie
    April 3, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    Begging for money and she claims to have a lawyer. What a dope.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    April 3, 2020 at 4:40 pm

    The Turtleboy, Abigail Horowitz and Attorney Richard N. Vulva have all clearly overstepped their bounds. Hannah has the virus of undetermined origin that is plaguing us right now. My God!

  • Ted Bundys VW
    April 3, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    I have a feeling that I would need a 5 pack of pine
    tree air fresheners after “dropping her off.”

  • Chris Capelle
    April 3, 2020 at 4:35 pm

    Whats the arm tattoo of? Malcolm X?

    • Chris Rock
      April 3, 2020 at 4:38 pm

      Malcolm XXL, maybe

  • She is a slam pig
    April 3, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    what a filthy fucking slore. her vag is probably a putrid petri dish of diseases. coronavirus is probably the last of her worries

  • Joe @ St.Peter's
    April 3, 2020 at 4:28 pm

    Hannah spelled backward is a Hannah therefore her name is a palindrome
    a word, phrase, or sequence that reads the same backward as forward
    madam, nurses run racecar, radar.
    eat shit and die gloucester pig fucker.

    • Nadia Yenraek
      Nadia Yenraek
      April 3, 2020 at 10:14 pm

      You forgot tacocat

      • Brian Sullivan
        Rooney Eats It
        April 4, 2020 at 3:25 pm

        Sit on a potato pan, Otis!

  • Right Wing Death Squad
    April 3, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    What a dumb whore. I’m shocked that a single mother who goes to spring break would be this stupid. I’m doubly shocked that a single mother that goes on spring break would be fired from her job for stealing at work. And I’m absolutely flabbergasted that a single mother that goes to spring break and steals from people at work would have her kid taken by DCF

    • Where's my nurse?
      April 3, 2020 at 7:24 pm

      And if you are unlucky to wind up in a hospital in the near future, the clean white long-sleeved uniform may conceal the fact that someone like this is “caring” for you. Get well soon.

  • Joseph Schmo
    April 3, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    Hey Hannah, I hope you ARE feeling better, but you are still a douchebag…

  • Idi Amin
    April 3, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    I hit her back door.It was like throwing a hyena carcass down
    the Sumner Tunnel.

  • Bloop
    April 3, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    Based on new photos, im guessing her bloomers have more skid marks than pit row at Daytona.

  • Penis McFlurry
    April 3, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    200lbs. of shit in a 100lbs. bag.

  • Abi Desk “Girl”
    April 3, 2020 at 4:13 pm

    Troll level = God Empress

  • Ray Patriarcas Consigliere
    April 3, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    I will not be issuing any comment at this time.
    I respectfully defer to Mr. Patriarca.
    Thank you

    • Ray Patriarca
      Ray Patriarca
      April 6, 2020 at 8:37 am

      What a cunt !

  • Fred
    April 3, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    Gloucester Orlando lawyer I see something brewing here I was taking it serious but there’s certain point and say OK you know you really can’t mess around. know a lot of people think it’s a joke and unfortunately I’m the type of person that if I got it it would kill me In a lot of “they are controlling us “ douche bags

  • Richard Ramirez
    April 3, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    Does she have a sliding glass door?

    Any dogs?
    Asking for a friend.

  • Larry Zannino
    April 3, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    This fat bitch drank me under the table. Like my good friend Ray P says “What a cunt!!!”

  • Gross
    April 3, 2020 at 4:00 pm

    That skank puffing off the hookah looks nothing like the picture at the beginning of the article? Htf is that the same person, was there a worm hole she went thru that aged her 30 years?

  • Moe Greene
    April 3, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    Spring Break over/under

    Loads gobbled:

    under 15

    over 20

    • Miami Vice
      April 3, 2020 at 4:06 pm

      Those were the only showers she took. BUKKAKE!!!

  • CrispyC
    April 3, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    Abi is the best.

  • Josef Fritzl
    April 3, 2020 at 3:53 pm

    Hannah call me.I have a furnished basement studio available.
    I would be willing to nurse you back to health.

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