Yesterday we published a hilarious blog about a Gloucester mother who caught the commie cold after bragging that she was going on spring break, taunted the idea that the Chinese coronavirus was a serious thing, and then started a fundraiser for her bills after she got sick.
Well, first the Gloucester Gonorrheject showed up on our Facebook page with various declarations of dindu nuffin.
I had no idea that a face like this could be that ratchet.
But I guess looks can be deceiving.
Looks like we’ve got another case of, “that’s not how the Internet works.”
She then hit up the inbox, had a long conversation with Abi the Desk Girl, asked for the blog removal form, blocked us so Abi couldn’t return her message, then unblocked us to send one last message before blocking again.
We anxiously await the summons from Attorney Richard N. Vulva that is coming our way.
She then posted on her page that she got her commie cold tests back and they came back positive.
Thots and shares.
Maybe you won’t catch Chinese coronavirus next time if you shower.
Might help. Or don’t post pictures on social media smoking hookahs in highly trafficked areas of Miami Beach.
Also interesting that she said she worked at a hospital as a clinician’s aide, since she doesn’t seem to come up in the database.
And although she does have a crotch fruit we are now being told by sources close to her that the DCF fairy snatched her up. Maybe next time keep your gerber servers in your shirt while playing in the kid’s area of McDonald’s and you won’t become a Kate Peter.
Anyway, if Hannah is reading this she’s more than welcome to come on the live show tomorrow night if she wants to share her side of the story. But the blog won’t come down until she fills out the form.
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