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Bret The Hitman’s Fart Sells Crotch Fruit’s Gloucester School Issued iPad On Facebook, Lashes Out On Haters Despite Blowing All His Money On Pot, Wrestling, And Gaming While Collecting Welfare

 

This is Joey Aiello from Gloucester.

He’s a grown ass man who’s into grown ass man things like professional wrestling, gaming, using bedsheets as curtains, decorating his bedroom with replica championship belts, and posing for pictures with his pot.

As you can clearly see, he fucks. But I hate to break the news to you ladies – he’s taken by a woman named Natalie Roderick.

The dick belongs to her.

Anyway, Joey has managed to reproduce not once, but twice, and has a school aged daughter. An although he lives in Gloucester he decided to hit up a Marblehead Facebook Garage Sale group to sell his crotch fruit’s school issued iPad.

And this is how your tax dollars are being spent, courtesy of “remote learning.”

Someone pointed out that he had no right to sell something that belonged to the school district, and since he paid nothing for it he should give it away to a needy kid rather than try to profit off the taxpayers. This did not go over well with Bret The Hitman’s Fart.

Yea, douchebags, you should know someone’s situation before you talk shit about them. Only God can judge, didn’t you hear? Poor guy is hurting during the pandemic and is just trying to make a quick buck to feed his starving family. It’s not like he’s blowing all his money on pot and video games about slaying ogres, or something.

How dare you cast judgment when you don’t even know his situation! Like how he wasted $50 on box containing a toy figurine of a man in spandex.

He’s also thrilled to find out that Amazon decided to start taking his food stamps during the “pandemic.”

An abled bodied grown man in a beach town spending all his money on weed and gaming, who somehow qualifies for EBT. Welcome to Massachusetts.

He also spends his very limited money on the basics like $200 gaming chairs, where he can marinate in his own crotch sweat for hours on end.

Gaming desks.

Headphones.

More headphones.

Mother boards.

Guinea pigs.

Specialty mail order pot.

Grinders to grind the pot.

Computers.

More computers.

 

Although personally I would’ve spent money to do something about the nuclear waste that’s growing out of his shoulders.

Another part of his “situation” that you don’t know about is how he collected unemployment and wasn’t happy that it took so long to get to him.

Don’t they know he made two kids specifically so he could get more cash from the government?

Of course he and the girlfriend started a funeral GoFundMe back in May when there were no funerals.

But then mysteriously announced they’d be refunding the $600 they raised because “sorry I tried to help.”

Translation – no one asked them to start a GFM and they didn’t need or want the money.

Despite being the poster child for what men who you would imagine never leave their home or change out of their pajama bottoms during the day look like, and despite the fact that he leeches off the government and others to fund his habits, he’s also very upset with the government for locking him down and not doing enough for him.

You’d think that this guy would be the person whose lifestyle changed the least due to lockdowns, especially since he can’t drive, which is why he keeps his crotch fruit home from school, as he announced in this long winded sentagraph for the ages.

He just forgot to mention that the reason he can’t drive her to school isn’t JUST because he’s gotta do a live stream of Golden Axe at 10:30 sharp, it’s also because may have a DUI situation.

Anyway, when he’s not gaming, smoking pot, or pawning his semen demon’s school supplies, you can also catch Bret The Hitman’s Fart promoting his rapper friends latest videos drinking beer at a Little League dugout.

He just has no love for Waraq, and seems to be a fan of Turtleboy’s coverage of them.

 

Yea, how dare they beg for money. They should sit on their ass all day collecting money from the welfare tree while sniping Germans with virgins form Boise instead. That’s what a productive member of society would do.

 

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116 Comment(s)
  • Peter Dinklage
    December 8, 2020 at 7:15 pm

    I pack a larger schlong than this wrestling chud.

  • ICP
    December 3, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    Total Faygo faggot.

    • ICP sucks
      December 3, 2020 at 2:09 pm

      This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

  • Natalie Roderick
    December 3, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    Nice Google trophy hun!
    Now you really have no shot to EVER gain meaningful employment.

    • Chris Tranos
      December 3, 2020 at 6:36 pm

      NATALIE RODERICK sucked me off in the alley way between the St. Peter’s club and VIRGILIO’S BAKERY during the St. Peter festival in 2018. she is gross

  • John Wayne Gacy
    December 3, 2020 at 12:03 pm

    I have a corner plot under my garage reserved for that masked wrestler.

  • Secretary Turtle
    December 2, 2020 at 7:02 pm

    I donated 10 bucks to TB a few months ago, which gave me the right to contact Paypal to see why the donated money was not available. I will not post what they said, because I know TB will log in and make a bunch of comments to hide that message, like he deleted the messages I sent to him via Facebook and Tweeter.
    Go ahead and call Paypal yourself and verify his bank account try to drain all our accounts and that is why he was suspended. Call or e mail them yourselves.
    Call me a troll all you want, but I cannot control Paypal, so hear it from the horse’s mouth.

    And now for my click

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

    • Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
      December 2, 2020 at 7:42 pm

      ^^^Hey it’s the miserable troll again with more fake news and comment bukkake. As always, keep clicking TBS and thank you for supporting local journalism!

    • Your fault
      December 3, 2020 at 4:21 am

      How do you know so much about this one sided, blame everyone else story? You’re one of the people that failed her, right? Shame on you. She might still be alive if not for her family and friends

    • Harry Balz
      December 3, 2020 at 12:33 pm

      tl;dr

    • IRS
      December 3, 2020 at 2:33 pm

      Hey Asshole, Stop draining society with your horseshit and do yourself a solid and get a job. You’ve shown us the past few days that you are capable of such!!

    • julie andrews (de-flowered)
      December 3, 2020 at 6:42 pm

      Edelweiss, edelweiss
      Every morning you greet me

      Small and white
      Clean and bright
      You look happy to meet me

      Blossom of snow
      May you bloom and grow
      Bloom and grow forever

      Edelweiss, edelweiss
      Bless my home-land forever

      Small and white
      Clean and bright
      You look happy to meet me

      Blossom of snow
      May you bloom and grow
      Bloom and grow forever

      Edelweiss, edelweiss
      Bless my home-land forever

  • Joe Dirt
    December 2, 2020 at 5:40 pm

    I’ve worked hard and saved a lot of money and sometimes feel obligated to give more back. Then a read about lazy shitbums like this and say f*** ’em.

  • John Wayne Gacy
    December 2, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    I also love wrestling.

  • Moe Greene
    December 2, 2020 at 1:25 pm

    Number of Insane Clown Posse shows attended:

    OVER 10:

    UNDER 7:

    • No no no no
      December 2, 2020 at 7:45 pm

      That’s now how over/unders work

  • Sandusky Breath
    December 2, 2020 at 1:12 pm

    That wrestler with the mask needs to hit the showers and lather up with
    Ol’ Forest Jerr’

  • Bob Murchison
    December 2, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    Update: Nutsack feeling wonderful today.

  • Andrea Grocer
    December 2, 2020 at 11:57 am

    I’m feeling constipated.

    • The Natick Outdoor Store
      December 2, 2020 at 1:34 pm

      Stay far away.

  • Jack Mehoff
    December 2, 2020 at 11:49 am

    Has anyone considered reporting this useless slug to DTA or social security for fraud??? What a fucking oxygen thief. He should also be reported and prosecuted for trying to sell the school department Ipad. We can all only hope that he gets a hot shot and there is no Narcan in the area.

  • Waraq
    December 2, 2020 at 11:43 am

    How about a steel cage match tough guy?

    • noname
      December 2, 2020 at 3:50 pm

      First off this blog is dumb as hell to even do to this family and secondly the ipad wasnt school property according to what I gathered joey got a ipad for free through the school prinicpals wife due to not having the ablity to pick up a chromebook right away he has all the email saved and screenshooted showing the ipad wasnt school property it was given to joey to allow his daugther to use for school remotely and then a week or so later chromebooks were begin dropped off and pickedup at the schools joey ended up getting two of them and had recently returned them since school is now back in session so this Ipad Joey intially had was posted on the groups and it stated Principal gave the ipad to daugther to keep and turtle flips it to the title saying joey is selling school property which is begin read incorrectly yes it was given to him for free his wife debit card last month got comprised as well they lost $531 dollars for thanksgiving they are behind on there rent they didnt have money for sidees and such for thanksgiving for his kids and they were upset they didnt get anything else but a turkey thats all he could afford so he decides to sell the ipad for $60 bucks and because he didnt give it away to someone on the groups this is what he has to deal with now is people trolling him and making fun of his disabled children and talk about how bad of a father he is like no one here has falling on hard times before and it was thanksgiving shame on every single person for allowing this family and theses poor kids to be dragged through the mud from all this drama turtleboy has started hes getting nonstop harssassing messages from people that dont even know the truth the ipad turned out broken like he been mentioing to people it was useless why would he turn around and want to sell or give away something thats broke he didnt have a charger plug to even know the port was busted he reposted it about a week later to try and sell again cuz it didnt sell the day he listed and a lady locally came down picked it up tried to charge it in her car but the plug wouldnt fit so she just gave joey the $60 in cash and said if it doesnt work shes coming back he told he no problem he wouldnt rip her off like that she was happy left went home and tried 6 different usb plugs none worked so we assume the port is busted and the ipad is useless so even if this ipad was sold by joe or given away for free it is now a broken device IT DIDNT BELONG TO THE SCHOOL HE DIDNT STEAL IT THIS WAS GIVEN TO JOEY BY THE PRINCPAL OF THE SCHOOL HIS DAUGHTER GOES TO STOP HARASS THIS GUY HE DOESNT DESERVE IT NOR DOES HIS FAMILY GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT!!

      • Waraq
        December 2, 2020 at 4:35 pm

        I am taking your belt.

      • Rosie O'Donnell's Stunt Penis
        December 2, 2020 at 5:12 pm

        Natalie can I take a steamy Lobster and corn shore dinner dump on your chest?

      • Poor kids
        December 2, 2020 at 6:09 pm

        Okay so you’re telling me this cocksucker has a $3000 dollar gaming computer in the house so he can go online and pretend he’s an army soldier or a wizard all day and night while sitting in spaceship chair with built in surround sound but his daughter has no way to do online school because she didn’t get a free $150 Chromebook from the school system?
        Somehow that makes perfect sense to you?

      • Was that all...
        December 3, 2020 at 6:22 pm

        …in one breath? What are you, fuckin Aquaman?

  • Take the article down and I go away
    December 2, 2020 at 11:39 am

    Here is another click

    Cannot wait for TB to swipe your money and make a run. You are betting 10 miserable dollars a month I am wrong, against what?

    And here are my other thoughts

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

    • No please stay
      December 2, 2020 at 2:43 pm

      You’re having trouble grasping reality here. No one cares if you stay or leave. You are not important. Just another loser on the government dole blaming everyone else for your fucked up excuse for a life. So by all means, do you loser. We’re just flipping by you anyway

    • Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
      December 2, 2020 at 6:57 pm

      ^^^Hey whadaya know, it’s the miserable troll again with more fake news. Keep reading TBS troll. It’s good for the soul!

    • MCG, Fat Felonious Fartbag, Esq.
      December 3, 2020 at 6:25 pm

      STFU.

  • He’s a born loser
    December 2, 2020 at 11:31 am

    Sucks that he has kids

  • Peter Pan Syndrome
    December 2, 2020 at 10:48 am

    “A republic, if you can keep it.”

    Apparently, we cannot.

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 2, 2020 at 10:12 am

    Every single adult I know that is into wrestling is a complete piece of shit drain on society.
    Amazing that they get laid. 99% of the time the broads look like cross eyed men as we see with this guys disgusting excuse for a wife.

    • Gronk?
      December 2, 2020 at 11:04 am

      everyone you know is a drain on society, it’s who you surround yourself with, including your family.

      • Spic Tormentor
        December 2, 2020 at 11:31 am

        Learn how to read and get back to me

        • How small is your dick?
          December 2, 2020 at 12:52 pm

          just wondering where all the hate and animosity comes from.

    • Turtz McGurtz
      December 2, 2020 at 11:59 am

      I am educated, wealthy, have a hot GF, and love pro wrestling. Suck it ST.

      • Spic Tormentor
        December 2, 2020 at 4:14 pm

        I’m not sure if your HVAC certification counts as education but I’m happy for you and your juggalo girlfriend regardless.

  • The efficiency expert
    December 2, 2020 at 9:56 am

    Would the dominican dealer down the street please sell him a bag of uncut so he can OD. We will get a refrigerator box to drop him into potter’s field. We got to cut our losses where we can. This testicle of puss has to be dealt with

  • Hey everyone this dude likes watching oiled men in tights touch other oiled men in tights
    December 2, 2020 at 9:53 am

    He most definitely touches children and also rubs out his soy to japanese cartoon porn. He thinks wrestling is real. That overpriced over taxed dry headache weed looks fucking horrible. his wife, as much as she looks like shes been beaten with a roll of quarters, in a sock, fucks other soymen while he watches and hes the one who puts up the craigslist adds for her. He obviously licks up the mess after. He looks like he has not bathed in 7 years. His hair looks as greasy as his shoulder herps.. Every grown man I’ve ever met who still watches oiled men in tights grabbing other oiled men in tights looks exactly the same way as him. They also always have some type of mental impairment, I call it liberalism. You can also tell he is the type who hates capitalism and probably posts about it on the regular, but one who also buys all his shit from chinazon essentially supporting capitalism.
    How many sockpuppet’s filled with soy do you think his “wife” (<–lmfao) finds under all the mountain dew bottles under their bed?

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Rodney
    December 2, 2020 at 9:40 am

    You look up the term “arrested development” in the dictionary and ya see Joey’s picture!

  • YAWN
    December 2, 2020 at 8:41 am

    What happened to public corruption stories?

    Lately the stories on TB are about these “dime-a-dozen” losers.

    It’s getting boring.

    • Bucky
      December 2, 2020 at 12:02 pm

      Say his name:
      Xavier Khouri
      Contracted Dominion election tech in GA looking very suspicious

  • Please consider supporting local journalism by donating to the Turtle fund
    December 2, 2020 at 7:59 am

    Do you buy weed? Do you have any hobbies that you spend money on? Do you Drink Alcohol? You live in Holden right? That’s an expensive town and I bet you have an expensive desk chair that you use to troll in all day. Yet here you are every day asking people for donations. This kid is just an exaggerated version of YOU. Listen man, I like this blog but if you’re going to constantly rip people for asking for money, then you should not be asking for money yourself and complaining about how your PayPal got shut down and you can’t receive donations any longer. I mean you don’t put out a ton of content, what do you do with all of your time? Shouldn’t you be out there trying to generate more add revenue? Or are you being lazy too and find it easier to just ask for donations? You must see this.

    • Common Sense
      December 2, 2020 at 10:49 pm

      Aidan actually busts his ass writing these blogs. Then we all enjoy reading them for free. He’s saying, donate something to TBS if you want to. Or don’t, that’s fine too. He’s providing a service, content that people enjoy reading. Unlike the e-begging losers he blogs about that provide society with nothing. Don’t like it? Don’t come here.

    • Fed Up Turtle
      December 2, 2020 at 11:31 pm

      How the fuck is he supposed to generate more ad revenue? From who? Local businesses? He used to until the “woke mob” decided that everything is “racist” and “oh, poor degenerate junkies have a disease”,etc, etc. The sponsors he did have were getting their businesses destroyed by the “woke” once they found out that they were TB sponsors. So what were they supposed to do? Their livelihoods had to come first. Their families had to come first. Can’t blame them. If you like this blog, then donate a few bucks once in awhile. Or buy a fucking t-shirt or something. You used to pay for a newspaper not that long ago, right? What’s the difference? Or just keep reading it for free and shut up.

  • Douglas Tannenbaum
    December 2, 2020 at 6:03 am

    Congratulations Natalie, got yourself a real man there.

    The special needs rapper is certainly going places too.

    What the fuck is this world coming to?

  • say her name!
    December 2, 2020 at 6:03 am

    Jahliajia Finklea – just another blackie that did not matter

    • Joe 330
      December 2, 2020 at 10:57 am

      I have taken shits that looked and smelled better.

  • Bob Murchison
    December 2, 2020 at 5:02 am

    I just injected Skyrizi into my nutsack again.I will keep you all posted.

  • Bono
    December 2, 2020 at 12:38 am

    I went to high school with this fat turd
    Nobody would sit next to him because he smelled like piss
    He would also give old guys blow jobs in the woods for beer and pot

    A disgusting shit heel

    • Alex Reimer
      December 2, 2020 at 4:37 am

      I do that in rest areas for free!
      Ooooooohhhhhhh!!!!!!!

  • Uncle Peckerhead
    December 2, 2020 at 12:12 am

    Just some advice dude,
    When your love handles prevent you from exiting your gaming throne correctly it’s time to;
    Lay off the bud.
    Limit your munchies intake.
    Call Jenny Craig.
    Get a fucking job!

  • Confused Turtlerider
    December 1, 2020 at 11:03 pm

    Bret came on Turtleboy Live just now and made excuses on how he just left the show Saturday night. He made up some a bs story of how his neighbors caused him to lose power and internet and how he lost his cell phone and couldn’t get back to Turtleboy til Monday, hahaha. In actuality he was fucked up and probably passed out. Check out Saturday’s show. He was having a tough time speaking and Turtleboy said something a couple of times to him, including are you with us Bret> and Everytime I ask you something you don’t answer right away. HAHAHA

    • GOD
      December 1, 2020 at 11:07 pm

      You’re a fucking idiot.

  • Turtle Troll
    December 1, 2020 at 9:50 pm

    I’m sorry Turtle Riders. I am 4 eels. Never meant to troll and lie. I am just some fish and not a guy.

    • C
      December 1, 2020 at 10:04 pm

      So my cousin is the girl and they both also have spridiculous and or a disability!! so before you post things you should know the facts first it’s getting ridiculius.

      • We'll Leave The Light On For Ya
        December 1, 2020 at 10:10 pm

        When the TV at their Motel 6 room says ‘Porn Disabled’, that doesn’t count as a disability. Sorry.

  • Natalie Roderick
    December 1, 2020 at 8:58 pm

    There is someone out there for everyone.

    • C
      December 1, 2020 at 10:06 pm

      Sorry auto correct I ment special needs lol

  • WeRFucked
    December 1, 2020 at 8:43 pm

    Go ahead… tell me we aren’t fucked. This guy has children.

    Anyone want to bet on his IQ? I’ve got $20 on IQ of 65.

    Can’t we send him to the front lines where he can shoot-up the enemy for realz?

    • Do The Reich Thing
      December 1, 2020 at 9:29 pm

      Idocracy is happening 200 years too early. Does he have a hashtag: Stay home, I’m a gamer?

  • JoeMomma
    December 1, 2020 at 8:35 pm

    He looks like the type that would like watching men in tights grab each other.

  • Secretary Turtle
    December 1, 2020 at 8:31 pm

    Due to the emergency in timing and potential liability, we have to let you know we got hacked on the Paypal account and that your information may have been exposed. Aidan will discuss this at 9pm and let you know how you can contribute to our gofundme. Thank you for your understanding turtle riders.

    • Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
      December 1, 2020 at 9:13 pm

      ^^^^^Sorry troll, fake news.

  • Epidemic Black on White Crime
    December 1, 2020 at 8:31 pm

    Philadelphia police are searching for five teenage suspects who knocked a woman unconscious and stole her car in North Philadelphia. Aga8n, 5 black savages and the victim is a white women. Agsin, fske media says we are looking for teens.
    Fake media constantly talks about white racism and blm concerns even thpugh the data shows black on white crime and racism is at epidemic levels.
    Chimpouts all day everyday in all major democrat cities but whites are bad. Just imagine if whites actually attacked the black savages the way they do whites.

    The incident took place on Wednesday, November 25, at approximately 4:30 p.m. on the 1700 block of Wylie Street, WTXF reported.

    • Did you see the other story on WTXF tonight?
      December 1, 2020 at 11:55 pm

      There was a report that you are a total douchebag! In fact, it was their lead story!

      Not news to me, but that is still damn fine reporting Kronkite would be proud!

  • Secretary Turtle
    December 1, 2020 at 8:24 pm

    Due to the emergency in timing and potential liability, we have to let you know we got hacked on the Payoal account and that your information may have been exposed. Aidan will discuss this at 9pm and let you know how you can contribute to our gofundme. Thank you for your understanding turtle riders.

    • Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
      December 1, 2020 at 9:47 pm

      ^^^Sorry troll, fake news.

  • Liawatha
    December 1, 2020 at 8:24 pm

    Would you go $30 on the IPad? It’s almost Christmas and my Bruce has been dropping not so subtle hints, lol.

    • Liawatha
      December 1, 2020 at 9:11 pm

      You would also need to drive it to Cambridge or YOU pay the shipping costs.

  • Sandusky Breath
    December 1, 2020 at 8:14 pm

    I could have made a linebacker out of him.

    • Old Tom Morris
      December 2, 2020 at 7:58 am

      I always thought you were more of a tight end expert.

  • Eyes wide shut
    December 1, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    Something tells me that when this guy meets up with Ms. Fentanyl, he won’t be ready. It will be lights out.

  • Tracie Ramirez
    December 1, 2020 at 8:01 pm

    Live show tonight at 9:00!!

  • Someone who works and contributes to this shitbird
    December 1, 2020 at 7:54 pm

    This guy is the epitome of a piece of shit. How the fucking Assclown can collect welfare and food stamps while buying weed, $3,300 computers, desks, and chairs to game like a lazy fucking teenager and complain about money. Boil boy needs to be cut off from the system, get out of his Call of Duty panties and get a fucking job.

  • Joa Orga
    December 1, 2020 at 7:52 pm

    A face almost as punchable as mine.

  • Full Metal Ratchet
    December 1, 2020 at 7:44 pm

    Pvt.Pyle…….This is the guy back when there was a draft that everyone in boot camp pushed towards suicide.

  • Yo Quiero Taco Bell
    December 1, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    Another fucking piece of shit low life living off of the working class.. I hate pieces of shit like this. The only comfort is that 30 years from now he will be on oxygen in assisted living.

  • VP Spiro T Cheney
    December 1, 2020 at 7:19 pm

    Anyone who brags about gear worth like $3.5k doesn’t know know how much technology actually costs. A Macbook Pro would wipe this out (thunder bolt 4 dock with GPUS) or in general IT spending- A few years ago Enterprise 12Gbps SSD’s for NetApp data storage arrays were that expensive for one 400GB drive x 96; and the software and support was more expensive. Fuck you gamer.

    • WeRFucked
      December 1, 2020 at 8:33 pm

      Are you out of the closet yet? You are definitely queer.

  • Guinea Geisha
    December 1, 2020 at 7:09 pm

    This guy is the human equivalent of a warm toilet seat.

  • AngryWhiteDad
    December 1, 2020 at 6:57 pm

    WTF TB! My bank account was frozen yesterday. Because over $500 was attempted to be withdrawn by your Paypal!!!!
    The bank said they were alerted there was a breach at the Paypal account I have been paying my 10 bucks. Each month
    They also said I was not the only one this has happened to.
    Did youe Paypal get hacked and now my bank info is out there?

    • Secretary Turtle
      December 1, 2020 at 7:27 pm

      ^^^ It’s just the troll again you guys. Don’t worry, no one’s Pay Pal has been hacked.

    • Secrerary Turtle
      December 1, 2020 at 7:44 pm

      I, on behalf of Unc apologize because Unc is making fun on one of his fans. He has just forgotten to take his med recently. Thankfully he has Obamacare

      Oh and

      This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

      Yup my name is who?

       

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      Your trash Your whole family is trash you all enjoy the shit she was doing ! You all set her up since she was little to fail . No ones fault but the families! No one of Turtleboy or his fans owe anyone shit. Your trash your whole family is trash and never amount to shit. You all get a thrill out of all this and love to scam people . Go kick rocks you dumpster skank!

      Tamaras dried up snatch

       

      November 27, 2020 at 4:13 pm

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      We must look for the good in this tragedy. If she lived, she would have grown up to be a criminal welfare queen living off the system. Now we can at least take comfort we taxpayers will save some money.

      3rd Generation Working White Tax Paying Slave

       

      November 27, 2020 at 4:22 pm

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      True dat dawg

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      Absolutely true. This is actually a good ending to the story. This ho will never reproduce now and the gene pool on this planet is better because of it. The fact that she was pregnant at the time of death really highlights this. Imagine if she didn’t get the first abortion… the taxpayers would be on the hook for that kid forever. And given the terrible genes the kid would have had, it would have had no chance in life.

      Delusions of Grandeur

       

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      Insecure little cock-nosed hobbits have to project their self-hatred on those he deems “beneath him.” Well-adjusted people don’t shit on others in unfortunate circumstances because they are actually capable of experiencing empathy.

      “Unc” is just compensating for not being “good enough” as a child because his mother is a raging narcissist. Shitapple never falls far from the tree.

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      Tamara hit the nail on the head. Good job hitting every mark. And you people are all sick and should be ashamed of yourselfs, calling these people ratchet but really what’s ratchet is all the negativity and disgusting comments I’ve seen on here. It must be nice to sit in your warm homes and live your normal lives with your normal upbringings and judge these people who where born into poverty with drug addicted families who where also allowed the same fate. Add some mental health issues a little abuse and neglect and you got yourself a troubled HUMAN BEING. What makes any of you better than the mother that had her when she was just 17 or the child that was mentally tormented, and whose to say I’m even right that’s just your worse case scenario. What makes this sad is that you people are way worse than those that you are judging and really I think they where just dealt a shitty hand. Was it right that she died before the go fund me actually got to a real P. I? Was it right her mother never reported her as a runaway before neva she really knew where she was knew she was safe but was just being a normal teenager with her boyfriend? Was it right her mother has a drug addiction? Was it right her aunt was stuck in love with a fuckin pedophile who was fixated on that one lil girl? No maybe none of any of it was right but it was what it was. It didn’t matter how many abortions she had or that she even took a knife to rob the very person that murdered her, who even cares about any of that bullshit what matters is that a life has been taken that is what’s not normal that is what’s sick not how her or her family acted like it’s the sick fuck that could actually take another life. Why is it that you people are so fixated on picking her life apart that you can’t even feel one ounce of sympathy for a human life, that shit makes you more fucked up than the shit your talking about this little girl and their family. Shit I’d rather be in their company because no matter what type of person I am they feel human emotions which it seems like none of you are capable of. What makes any of you people think that your better than any of them? Please stop misusing the word ratchet cause you mfs are the only people I see acting ratchet. Some of the things TB posts are well justified but this, this one ain’t right. And like Tamara said you’ll pick my writing and my choice of words apart before even seeing any error in yourself. Must be hard to look in the mirror and admit your wrongs when your so fuckin perfect. NOT!!!

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      I had The Washington Redskins yesterday for two dimes.
      Thats gangsta talk.Riight?!?

      Gangster Talk

       

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      It was a lock once they put that beef stew Dalton in at QB. If only he took workout tips from you and built up his calf muscles he might be worth a damn. ANOTHER OVERPAID, OVERINDULGED, OVERPOPULAR FUCKIN NOBODY, RIIIIIIGHT?

      Cancel Turtle Boy for good

       

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      Quote: All of this is just Internet lore for now. There’s no evidence so far that she was kidnapped and there’s a chance she went with this guy willingly. All I know is one thing – everything I published was correct, I stand by it all, and if you think I’m the kind of guy you can shame into an apology or a retraction then you must be new here.

      So which is it, Aiden? Is it all ‘internet lore’? Or is ‘everything you published the truth’?

      You fucking suck dude and I hope you die a slow painful death while your ugly wife watches. I’m gonna move to Holden just so my kid can beat up your pussy bitch of a kid in school

      Faggot Detector

       

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      Moral high ground coming from the person who wants to beat up kids because you got offended by words

      Laura Martens

       

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      This is for you sicko turtle boy and your sicko crew. You need to apologize and sit down and shut the hell

      What a douchebag

       

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      Whatever town you leave Holden for, if you can even afford it, will be better off.

      Oh good idea

       

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      • Praise the Lord our father Jesus
        December 1, 2020 at 11:09 pm

        Whoa, flashback? Now just stay calm and breathe easy…she was a skanky ass hoe brought to a deadly conclusion through her families terrible life choices.
        She longed to be “bad” and show them grown ups how its done. She ran away at 18. Died at 18 and 2 days. Honestly not her fault either. Her parents, friends and family failed her. She was destined to a life of poverty, pain and misery. Shes much better off. Especially considering she was pregnant. And if it was a girl? Dam. We talking about a potential for like 20 offspring from her and her presumable numerous daughters having daughters that have more daughters.

        A time to reflect: let us not mourn the loss of skanky ass hoe with no future. Let us celebrate. Celebrate the end of the breeding cycles and perhaps, less of a draw on public assistance, social workers and our beloved police officers
        Let me get an amen!

      • Earl
        December 2, 2020 at 6:00 am

        eh…old news cause just another black life that did not matter

      • SRM
        December 2, 2020 at 8:42 am

        Is this a Tragedy? Yes it is but it’s an Unnecessary, Avoidable Tragedy.
        Many People in this young girls life Failed her, Turtleboy is Not One of those people!
        If Anything his blogs are a Cautionary tale, a Wake-up call to Others as too What to look for, what Not to do and what type of people to keep young people Away from.
        I don’t want to insult You as I can see You are grieving a loss However to address Your Claim that Turtleboy can’t spell… You used the Word “New” twice in comments, the accurate word is Knew as in past tense of know, “New” is something that is Recently acquired as in a New bike.
        The Next inaccurate information is the False claim that the human brain isn’t fully Functional until the age of 27.
        A Multitude of Factors as Well as intellectual capacity play a Factor in mental Maturation and Reasoning abilities Amongst these are Education, life experiences and Developmental Environment.
        Clearly there was a Lack of Judgment on the part of Adult Parental figures and Guidance, Rules and Repercussions as well as a Lack of Trust.
        Children Require Structure, Rules and boundaries that are Not to lenient nor to strict and are implemented in a manner that allows the Child to see that Rules and Repercussions for breaking them are put in place Out of Love and Care for their Benefit.
        Parents and Children that Follow a simple formula tend to be successful happy families – Structure+Love+Time=Trust
        Trust is Essential in keeping Children Safe. She should have felt safe Enough, Trusted her Family members Enough, to tell them Anything. Trust is Also integral for parents and Guardians to Believe what a child is saying No Matter Whom they are Saying it about! Trust then verify!
        Yes Children lie No One can dispute that but if the Proper Foundation is there and the Family is stable Foundation then they are less likely to ever lie. If you punish a child for telling the truth they will be reluctant to tell the truth again. A better method is No Punishment if you tell the truth and can explain why what they did was wrong and why they will not repeat the same mistake.
        Jalajhia Was Not to blame for Anything! She was a Minor and was Clearly let Down by Multiple People that Should have Protected her! I could list the People that Failed her but there’s No point pouring Salt in a Wound and it will Not change what has Already happened.
        Aiden is Not to Blame for Anything Related to Jalajhias life Nor Death he’s innocent as Well. If Anything this will help Someone Reading it to become Scared and alter their behavior.
        Anger is one of the stages of the grieving process and it’s the one No One wants to get stuck in( I know from too much personal experience with loss) it will destroy you from the inside out.
        You Can’t be Friends With Your children Until they are Adults! Raising children is Hard and draining but Well Worth the Effort either be prepared to have another life make Your life difficult, an Emotional Roller Coaster, Exhausting, Screaming into a pillow Occasionally and if You’re lucky you will Smile, laugh be filled with Pride, Joy and know what it’s like to Love another person more than You love Your Own life.

  • Wicked Tuna
    December 1, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    Gloucester Is a shithole. All the working guineas left the island years ago leaving all the junkies and losers behind.

  • All Bretts Suck
    December 1, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    Bret The Hitman’s Fart still not as bad as Bret Killoran

  • Different?
    December 1, 2020 at 6:20 pm

    -Sits on the computer all day
    -Pretends he’s saving the world
    -Complains about having to take care of his kids
    -Hasnt had a job in years
    -Loves crowdfunding
    -Applied for pandemic assistance and whined on Facebook about it being slow

    You don’t have wrestling belts on your wall but I guarantee you display a Patriots or ND flag somewhere.

  • What the what?
    December 1, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    I’ve smoked weed from coast to coast with taters and toast and NO WAY in hell would I ever post that on social media. I just wouldn’t.

    I know it’s legal here in MA, and I’m glad that it is, but for crying out loud, a bit of discretion is in order.

    • Ram Jam
      December 2, 2020 at 8:26 am

      I’ll never pay the dollars for legal weed in this state. Get mine drop shipped from Cali at half the cost…

  • Dr. Ruth
    December 1, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    Just another bag of assholes using social media as a therapist session. By the way, that rash of yours would go away if you bathed at least once a month!

  • Wuhan Market 20 Piece Cobra McNugget
    December 1, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    All that winning and he still finds time for heroin? Highly impressive.

  • John Wayne Gacy
    December 1, 2020 at 5:46 pm

    I would strangle him to death with that belt.

  • Vito
    December 1, 2020 at 5:35 pm

    Glostah inbred.

  • Highrise hater
    December 1, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    It appears he’s not wearing a mask ! Charlie Parker get on this one, he could be the super spreader, when or if he leaves his dungeon. The po po should have awakened him so that he could end up careening home to his gaming station . Damn those awful po po ! Let’s defund them to pay for free delivery fo evah!

  • Homer, what's the number?
    December 1, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    What a complete and utter waste of oxygen. Can we ship this loser to Chicago and have the boons dispose of it?

    • Nah
      December 1, 2020 at 5:46 pm

      We’re too busy banging your chick.

      -Head Chicago Boon

  • Didi in da house! Free rape whistle!
    December 1, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    I am not quite sure if you are doing another of you bashing articles or doing research to when you go on Welfare soon.
    In any case me and Grant offer you a position as a street worker in Old Colony, Mission Hill, and H balock, since you have all the answers on how to fix society. We will give you a glow vest, a Rump phone and a rape whistle. It pay minimum wage with no benefits, except spending time with the two girls you already spooge to.
    Holla at me 🙂

  • Paul Shanley
    December 1, 2020 at 5:09 pm

    The picture of him and the masked wrestler is giving me a drippy
    mushroom head.

  • Joe Riden
    December 1, 2020 at 5:03 pm

    There is no reason any able bodied individual should collect welfare.

    • Chris Tranos
      December 1, 2020 at 6:44 pm

      he’s a glosta ginzo faggot

    • Joe from NYC
      December 1, 2020 at 7:40 pm

      Able bodied? He and his wife look like The Adam’s Family vs. The Munsters.

  • Bob Murchison
    December 1, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    Honestly.Natalie’s chin looks exactly like my scrotum after some manscaping.

  • Sad
    December 1, 2020 at 4:49 pm

    How low does your self-esteem need to be as a woman in order for you to sleep with a guy like this?

    • Guinea Geisha
      December 1, 2020 at 7:07 pm

      Lower than whale excrement.

  • He was Turtlerider
    December 1, 2020 at 4:48 pm

    Aidan that is your readership unfortunately

    • Umm
      December 1, 2020 at 6:12 pm

      This guy is literally no different than Aidan.

      • Finn
        December 1, 2020 at 6:43 pm

        Fuck off asshole Unc does live streams of important stuff like Bristols kids and this guy does live streams of himself gaming it’s totally different!

        Get Fucked,
        Finn

  • Krispen Wah
    December 1, 2020 at 4:35 pm

    This guy amounted to one of the fat guys in a chair in Wall-E.

  • COMCAST,GAMING SYTEMS AND A NEW TELEVISION ARE NICE TO HAVES BUT NON ESSENTIAL
    December 1, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    When you are broke and wsiting for government money. The first thing a responsible person does is toghten their belt and cut the fat.

  • Disco Inferno
    December 1, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    All the history books in the world couldn’t document the decline of civilization as compellingly as this one shiftless bum. Behold, the last man on earth.

    • Hey, Disco...
      December 1, 2020 at 5:04 pm

      …”F-A-C-T”…
      REMOVE THIS FUCKING SHITSTAIN FROM SOCIAL FUCKING MEDIA. BETTER YET, REMOVE SOCIAL FUCKING MEDIA.

      ENOUGH!!!!!

      (Other than that I don’t have the words. If this motherficker isn’t mentally retarded then I want out of this fucking clown car. Wtf.)

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