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Cosplay Karen Vows “Depramation” Lawsuit Against Turtleboy, Says Her Facebook Account Was Hacked And Posted About Closing Massachusetts Borders

 

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I got some fun fan mail today from Megan Newman, AKA Bat Girl, AKA Cosplay Karen, because she did not like being featured in a blog after publicly demanding that state borders into Massachusetts be closed due to the amount of New York and Connecticut license plates she saw in the Dollar Tree parking lot.

“Aidan Kearney. Wouldn’t that be the same Aidan Kearney whose Mom works for the City of Worcester. Under the committee of the school or the city. As well as the Aidan Kearney who ended up in the Telegram and Gazette saying he posted a fictional blog site called Turtleboy or Tell-a-boy Sports. Ah yes, so that’s the one I need to sue. Hmm? Alright. I’m giving you a proposal right here right now. First off, my Facebook has been compromised for almost 2 weeks now. I have not made any posts to a Worcester site call Worcester, MA since I live in Gloucester. 

Under the committee of the school. Or the city. One of those.

Newsflash to all ratchets – I’m 38 years old. Bringing up my Mommy is no longer an effective detriment towards silence Turtleboy. But I look forward to the upcoming lawsuit against Tell-a-boy Sports, due to the fact that her Facebook account was hacked, joined a private group, and repeatedly posted about why we need to close our borders.

She not only would be calling ma dukes, she’d also be calling the po-lease.

I must’ve missed the lawsuit that the City of Worcester filed against me, but if she’s referring to the several other lawsuits that were filed against my company by disturbed ratchets such as herself, the answer is I won. Evidently this completely sane member of Team Lockdown believes that my “press” hacked her Facebook though, so the next lawsuit likely will not go the way I planned.

She also introduced me to a new word for Internet lawsuits….

“Depramation of character.”

Now I’ve seen it all. Deformation, decimation, defecation, and depramation. There is nothing we won’t do to your character. Also, she’s in fear for her life due to the out of state license plates AND the blog, but at the same time is thanking me for the free publicity. This lawsuit has legs for sure.

Cosplay Karen evidently is getting a cease and desist against me for violating her civil rights, but more than anything she feels betrayed that a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle enthusiast such as myself would blog about another member of the cosplay community.

If she didn’t like that blog then she’s REALLY not gonna like what Bret had to say about her on the live show this weekend starting at the 22:15 mark.

 

 

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39 Comment(s)
  • Nadia Yenraek
    May 27, 2020 at 11:22 am

    Really, you won “those other lawsuits”?

    I don’t remember seeing that you won the lawsuit filed against you by LAUREN LARS0N. That’s docket number 1685CV01794, in case you forgot.

    That’s where she sued you for posting on November 29, 2016 “ANTI-COP HAMPSHIRE SNOWFLAKE ALEC LARS0N’S MOTHER IS VP OF A COMPANY THAT BUILT THE MALDEN POLICE STATION, CEO IS A NAVY VETERAN”.

    That’s the case that was dropped because you caved in, remember? You didn’t win. You surrendered.

  • SassySwede
    May 26, 2020 at 1:46 am

    “Take it down or I’m calling your mother”.
    Dear god Bat [-shit crazy] whoever you are, lower your head and just walk away while you can; or grow a thicker skin cause you’re winning the “i was hacked” excuse room.
    I never even said that when my kids were young and their friends did something annoyingly stupid like hanging a bra and pair of granny panties on the front porch flag pole. I would’ve made him wear them in the front yard before doing that lol (I may be old school, or just plain old, but I’m all pro-public shaming)
    All said and done, just reading her posts told me all I needed to know…once I deciphered her own personal form of English gibberish anyway.

  • Silencio DoGood
    May 25, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    she attained everything but an edumaction. Maybe is living in a fantasy world where violating her civil rights is what Democrats and Liberals are all about (at least she got that part right). fly high, Pterodactyl, on your leathery wings.

    • Guinea Geisha
      May 25, 2020 at 10:22 pm

      Does smokin cigarettes and watchin Captain Kangaroo count as cosplay? I’m wearing a Trump shirt. He ma hero. But Silence is my daddy.

      • Silencio DoGood
        May 25, 2020 at 11:20 pm

        i always thought Cosplay was drugging starlets’ drinks and sexually assaulting them, leaving behind no evidence but your pudding.

        • Guinea Geisha
          May 26, 2020 at 1:18 am

          As long as it’s not chocolate… I’m in.

          • Silencio DoGood
            May 26, 2020 at 2:51 am

            umm, kinda a gooey vanilla.

  • King Richards Faire
    May 25, 2020 at 9:51 pm

    Regarding the picture in the comic book store.
    She looks like a meatloaf that was sabotaged with an M-80.

  • Charles Manson
    May 25, 2020 at 8:22 pm

    Reminds me a little of Squeaky.I’d hit her Brown Eye.

  • Richard Ramirez
    May 25, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    Does her Bat Cave have a sliding glass door?
    Asking for a friend.

  • Gargantuan Thicket Of Madness
    May 25, 2020 at 7:37 pm

    Gotta be a mess south of the border.

  • We miss Abi
    May 25, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    Why didn’t Abi answer this request? It was a softball toss if I ever saw one. I’m sure Abi would have some good comments about dressing up in latex and playing “pretend” too! You missed a golden opportunity with this bat shit crazy whiner. I would have thoroughly enjoyed the Abi texts.

  • Invade Canada
    May 25, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    The worst thing about all this? The Call me maybe Carly Rae Jensen song.

  • Diddler Crab
    May 25, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    Those are some deflated titties for a cosplay girl.

  • Have you no Shame
    May 25, 2020 at 2:51 pm

    Nobodies ever taken me to court so I have no experience but I am curious.
    Are Courthouses full of societies misfits like yourself wasting tax payer money so you can fight for your right to hide in your basement and behave like a worthless fucking cunt towards complete strangers you find on Facebook?
    It just seems like such a waste.

    • Harambe
      May 25, 2020 at 3:06 pm

      How Dare You!

    • It’s you isn’t it ?
      May 25, 2020 at 4:57 pm

      Have you no shame Listen I’m sure it’s probably you this story was about. It’s not it really doesn’t matter you put something on Facebook Twitter whatever you want everybody to see what you’re putting up there
      people put it out there that think you’re nuts then so be it. As far as suing somebody for something you posted I mean give me a break what planet do you live on ?

    • FACEBOOK IS FOR LEFT WING FASCISTS
      May 25, 2020 at 6:15 pm

      I love seeing folks on Facebook being roasted. Places like Facebook & Twitter are used primarily by left wing fascists. It is so enjoyable to see these folks exposed for the feckless cunts that they are.

    • troll or bust...
      May 25, 2020 at 7:01 pm

      yet, here you are.

    • SkankHunt42
      May 25, 2020 at 7:55 pm

      Game on whore.Game on.

  • JJ
    May 25, 2020 at 2:37 pm

    She’s into cosplay so shes all about living in an alternate state, enough said.
    P.s. no one hacked your account that’s the oldest excuse of the internet.
    P.p.s you’re a fugly looking thing too. Next time you feel the need to play dress up perhaps forgoing a costume that is equipped with a mask would be best. Then no one can make fun of you for looking like you’re born out of incest and wedlock!

  • Possible Team Up
    May 25, 2020 at 2:29 pm

    Is there any chance Turtleboy will leave his Turtlecave (basement) in his Turtle costume again to team up with Cosplay Karen to patrol Worcester parking lots for illegally parked cars in Handicap spots with out of state plates?
    I’d pay to see that and think of all the good you two legends could accomplish.
    Go for it champ, you’re a Hero!

  • Don King
    May 25, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    Turtleboy Nation,

    It’s an abomination and invitation for litigation to disparage “depramation”. Your infatuation with urban reprobation is a frequent source of consternation and condemnation.

    I offer conciliation and solicitation for optimization of televisation with monetization of the Man Bun pugilation without obligation.

    Salutations,
    Don

  • Autistic or Retarded?
    May 25, 2020 at 1:42 pm

    I can’t believe this crazy bitch is married.

    • Frances Gumm
      May 25, 2020 at 2:00 pm

      Maybe his name is Robin

    • Cocky Balboa
      May 26, 2020 at 5:03 am

      Aye yo, Bat(wo)man is guano, ya’ll know kind of bat shit. Straight up crazy but the crazies give the best horizontal boogie so I’m beating her pussy up all night long, all night

  • 5150_Mike
    May 25, 2020 at 1:40 pm

    So was the part about fake rental cars fake news too ? I literally just retained a lawyer from Southern New Hampshire for my lawsuit against enterprise for renting out fake cars. Doesn’t matter he said he would fight right to the Supreme Court if all else fails.

  • Statewide devastation
    May 25, 2020 at 1:33 pm

    Where’s the husband? I suspect he’s the real victim here. Can you imagine getting home at the end of the day and finding out what she’s been up to? No wonder he tries to get out of the house in the morning without waking her up. Amazing he returns home at all. On the other hand, the husband may have a great lawsuit against Charlie Parker and Fauci. Extended and unjustified home confinement always causes this kind of craziness. Probably is going on in homes all over the Commonwealth.

  • ElJefe72
    May 25, 2020 at 1:29 pm

    I always have to laugh when someone who’s the subject of a TBS blog post claims it’s fake news. Hey dunce, all the info has been pulled from your Facebook or Twitter accounts. If it’s fake news, then you’re the one putting it out there. Maybe you should just stop posting stuff that makes you look like an idiot.

    Also, these same people seem to think that when they post photos to Facebook or Twitter that it’s some sort of private photo album they have. Nope, Facebook and Twitter are public forums, and those photos they post belong to Facebook and Twitter as well (even if you delete them, social media companies have copies on their servers). You have forgone any expectation of privacy. People need to remember that the internet is forever.

  • Rockets Redglare
    May 25, 2020 at 1:22 pm

    If that is what Batgirl looks like there, I hate to see what Wonder Woman looks like…

  • Fupa WiFi strikes again!
    May 25, 2020 at 1:17 pm

    Damn fupa WiFi won’t let me listen to the message. Seems like a good thing in this case. Does this chick think you’re a teenager?

  • Lee Ho
    May 25, 2020 at 1:12 pm

    She lives in Gloucester now?

    They must have a Bat Girl Harbor Master. How nice.

    Does she spend her spare time catching the crabs at low tide?

  • Bill Clinton
    May 25, 2020 at 1:07 pm

    She should hire FOJO he seems familiar with bat-shit crazy clients.

    He probably won’t even need GPS to locate the bat cave.

    PS does she like cigars?

  • Spic Tormentor
    May 25, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    It’s hard to tell if this ugly cunt is partially retarded or just the product of incest. So I’m not going to say anything bad about her.

    • ElJefe72
      May 25, 2020 at 1:20 pm

      Those two conditions are not mutually exclusive.

      • kevins9iron
        May 25, 2020 at 2:35 pm

        Agreed the subset of these 2 groups is fairly large.

  • Just The Tip
    May 25, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    I’ll bet she’s absolutely awesome in the sack. Any broad that batty leaves no holes barred. Her next costume should be Jack The Rimmer.

  • Captian Obvious
    May 25, 2020 at 12:55 pm

    If your prospective date feels comfortable in a mask of has a Spock uniform in her closet……..just back a way slowly while throwing her food.
    That’s obvious.

  • Fenway Frank
    May 25, 2020 at 12:51 pm

    What a nut case! Ugly too!

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