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Luke Noble’s 5 Year Old Daughter Accused Him Of Telling Her To Touch His Ding-a-ling And He Responded By Accusing Her Of Being A Pathological Liar

 

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Last week we published a disturbing video of North Andover BOS candidate Luke Noble swearing at and calling his three year old daughter worthless. But the allegations against him in his 2016 are much, much more disturbing than that video. What’s true and what isn’t? We’ll be finding out in a multi-part blog series starting today. Click here to read part 1 on TB Daily News.

 

 

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47 Comment(s)
  • Tammyleek
    March 28, 2020 at 4:16 am

    Makes me fucking sick to my stomach if a child any age says someone made them touch them u believe your child or anyone’s child fuck that u need to protect your child as a mother I will always believe my kids first idgaf who u r my kids I will always believe and definitely if they say some shit like this most definitely believe my child this brakes must heart that he even spoke to a baby like that he needs to get his head punched in bad fucking creep and low life coward come to me and say that shit to my face fact I’m hitting u with a fucking bat you loser picking on kids and babies Creep pick on a man you low life coward creep

  • Joyce Brothers
    March 21, 2020 at 11:28 am

    Luke does these horrible things with children because their little hands makes his tiny penis seem bigger. That’s why the first wife dumped him. Women have a right to cum.

  • Eddie
    March 21, 2020 at 9:36 am

    Hi Anne, you around today? Just thinking of you . Have a good day!

    • Anne
      March 21, 2020 at 10:50 am

      Hey Eddie:)
      What’s up?

    • Tammyleek
      March 28, 2020 at 4:17 am

      Like legit makes me so sick to my stomach I wanna just take that baby away and love her

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 20, 2020 at 11:57 pm

    Uncle, if he offers to write a blog for you, just say no. This clotted fecal matter lives stunted, enraged by his short stature and overly aggressive as a result. A singular waste of life, he’s bound to succeed in MA politics, where a Marxist can run as a Democrat and win a state senate seat from Cape Cod air.

  • Charlie Baker Sucks
    March 20, 2020 at 11:24 pm

    Creepy Baker with his arm around him makes me want to puke. Baker thinks he’s going to be president someday. Fuck them both I hope they get a virulent strain of Covid. If N. Andover elects this guy they should be ashamed of themselves.

  • Frank
    March 20, 2020 at 10:33 pm

    Is there anything we can do to get this in the hands of the right people? Or at least everyone should share it, especially with residents of North Andover. We can’t let scumbags and evil people like Luke Noble continue to get away with their terrible and illegal actions. I’m happy to help in any way I can.

  • Jennifer C
    March 20, 2020 at 10:30 pm

    The math here isn’t that hard.

    – Father is verbally and emotionally abusive to daughter

    – Daughter speaks out about sexual abuse
    – Daughter tells pediatrician
    – Daughter tells therapist

    – This monster removes daughter from both professionals against court order and is found in contempt!

    The only question at this point is what he’s done that we don’t know about. This guy is your classic abuser and/or sociopath.

    I hope more people are brave enough to confront monsters like Luke Noble so we can keep kids and others in their paths safe.

    Thank you TurtleBoy for all that you do!!

  • Fred Knessl
    March 20, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    Hey Unkle, be careful with this guy, we don’t want to see any Worcester style Noble Arkancide…
    Um, you aren’t depressed or suicidal, right?
    Anyhow good article. Be careful out there!!!

  • ScarletKnight
    March 20, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    Oh Turtle, why do you always dredge up Family Court files??? You know how much perjury’s committed by women in a bitter divorce? Why not write about his FINRA investigation and the $225,000 fine for being a scumbag? Family Court is NEVER fair for men…

  • Sandusky Breath
    March 20, 2020 at 8:30 pm

    Ol’ Forest Jerr does not endorse this type of behavior.

  • To Catch A Predator
    March 20, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    And tell me what again were you gonna do with the liquor and condoms. You are free to go the police are outside.

  • Nuke Lobel
    March 20, 2020 at 7:22 pm

    This is the turtle I know and love, real journalistic shit! This dudes career just evaporated before his eyes.

  • Belt boy.
    March 20, 2020 at 6:39 pm

    I can tolerate yelling at kids, I can tolerate slight corporal punishment for kids, but never ever can one tolerate sexual assault of kids. In the last blog I defended this guy….I take back my defense and will join the lynch mob.

  • Been there, Lived it.
    March 20, 2020 at 6:34 pm

    Luke is just one of many up in N Andover. Not the pee per touching,( although there’s a few) but the verbal abuse which usually goes along with corporal punishment. It’s pretty well known in each neighborhood up there who is having issues and who is straight up. There’s more issues than straight ups though. Having lived the life firsthand up there. Back in the Treadwell ice cream days, I can assure you this is commonplace.

    • The Sound Of The N. Andover Beat Down You Deserve
      March 20, 2020 at 8:22 pm

      Slap slap slap

  • Tired of all the pee pee touches
    March 20, 2020 at 5:33 pm

    Nothing ever happens to these kind of people,and we stupid humans have awfully short memories.people like this should be given drugs that will make it puke and shit till it dies

  • Champ Henson
    March 20, 2020 at 5:10 pm

    He is done. The greatest investigative journalist of our time is about to get another pelt. This is by far your most significant in my opinion, due to the egregious nature of his acts. Keep up the great work. The coming election will tell what kind of people live in N. Andover.

  • Jose Santiago
    March 20, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    Figures Baker is his pal. He raised a piece of shit son, so he finds Luke to be a great candidate.

  • Barney “the Skinless” Frank
    March 20, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    Nothing wrong with finger blasting a hairless rodent.

  • Alex Reimer
    March 20, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    I’m Gerry Callahan’s trophy boy! Oooooooh!

  • Mimi
    March 20, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    What a narcissistic shitbag

  • ?? WTF ???
    March 20, 2020 at 3:15 pm

    Man, I tell you if it was proven to me to my satisfaction that someone harmed my kid – there is NOTHING on the face of this earth that would stop me from exacting my righteous vengeance on the dead motherfucker. Nothing in heaven or earth would prevent me from tracking it down, no punishment or consequences powerful enough to discourage me or slow me down.
    Fuck this, I can’t even think about it.
    Poor little kid……..,

    • Jules Winnfield
      March 21, 2020 at 2:35 am

      “And you will know that my name is the Lord, when I rain down my vengeance upon you!!!”

  • Ho Li Phuk
    March 20, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    I hope he get Chinese Cold

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    March 20, 2020 at 2:56 pm

    Ok, but what was she wearing?

    • Beaver Cleaver
      March 20, 2020 at 3:53 pm

      Wait a minute… that’s not cool?? Wally and Eddie Haskell bury their third knuckle in my leather cheerio on the reg. I kinda think it’s neato.

  • Tall Deval
    March 20, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    Anecdotes!

  • Know your surroundings when outdoors
    March 20, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    We know how Luke Noble spoke to his daughter. And maybe what he wanted her to do to him. Imagine what he says when the subject of TB’s blog comes up….

  • Child Psychology
    March 20, 2020 at 2:50 pm

    Children that young typically DO NOT see therapists. Since the allegations of abuse came up during the sessions, the child must have been brought for some drastic change in her behavior. DOES NOT look good for Daddy Diddlestick…..and FUCK the DCF asshole who ignored the whole situation!!

    • Wait a Minute.....
      March 20, 2020 at 2:59 pm

      So the father 1st agrees to have the kid see a therapist but once he doesn’t like what she’s saying in the sessions, he tries to illegally terminate the relationship?? Sounds a liiiiiitle sketchy to me.

  • 5150mike
    March 20, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    Perfectly normal behavior coming from a shit bag who talks to kids like that.

    • Anne
      March 20, 2020 at 2:51 pm

      Exactly. He sounded like a sadistic, narcissist prick having a rage stroke. Should we take bets about whether he kills himself or someone else over this story?

      • Eddie
        March 20, 2020 at 3:38 pm

        Hello Anne, so ummm ..how you doin?

      • Mark Andrews
        March 20, 2020 at 10:37 pm

        If Turtleboy gets this piece of shit in the TB graveyard, I hope we see record donations. This is one of the most vile people I think I’ve ever seen here and that’s saying a lot. This ass%!? needs to pay.

  • Chris Hansen
    March 20, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    83% of pedophiles are J∈ws, so it’s really no surprise this heeb molests his daughter. they are all creepy rats.

    • Truth
      March 20, 2020 at 2:45 pm

      Towel heads, on the other hand, are 100% diddlers

  • Fergie
    March 20, 2020 at 2:36 pm

    What a piece of shit. This guys needs his nuts clipped.

  • Ok
    March 20, 2020 at 2:34 pm

    So “Believe all women” today?

    Crazy shit happens in divorce cases folks.

  • Gus
    March 20, 2020 at 2:29 pm

    Dirtbag, a Noble fucking dirtbay!

  • Anne
    March 20, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    Damn. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire. TB is back on his A game. What a story.

    • Eddie
      March 21, 2020 at 9:34 am

      Hello Anne, I know right? So how you doin?

  • Said Nobody
    March 20, 2020 at 2:19 pm

    Seems like a perfect Massachusetts political candidate
    We have the best politicians in the country

    • Bawney Fwank
      March 20, 2020 at 8:28 pm

      My 16 year old page boy agrees

    • Gerry Studs
      March 20, 2020 at 8:29 pm

      Nothing to see hear just a lil toe tappin in the stall

    • Marty
      March 20, 2020 at 8:32 pm

      Dont forget about Arlington rep Jim Marzilli . Coward used the name of another politician

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