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WCVB Pimps IRS Employee Andover Couple’s $10K GoFundMe Despite His Previous Arrests For Domestic Violence, Assaulting Cops, And Obvious Holes In Their Story

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I have a little rant to make folks. The media is out of control with their bullshit sob stories about federal employees who have missed one, I repeat – ONE paycheck, and are crying poverty. This is by far the worst one I’ve seen from WCVB.

Some government workers are going to extremes to make it through the shutdown, selling off items in their homes. Karen Mills and Casey Paxton both work for the IRS in Andover. They plan to sell kitchen appliances on Craigslist to make ends meet.

We’ve exhausted every resource,” Casey Paxton said. “Both our bank accounts are overdrawn.”

They’ve set up a GoFundMe account to get help from strangers.

“We’re in a position where we need help, if we get out of that position, we’d like to help other people,” Paxton said.

This week, the IRS said it will recall thousands of workers to handle tax returns, and the Federal Aviation Administration plans to bring 2,200 safety inspectors back to work. Thursday, a group is expected to rally on the steps of the Massachusetts State House to support furloughed federal workers. Some financial institutions are offering low-interest, or even no-interest loans, to unpaid workers.

They work for the freaking IRS. They’re tax collectors. Tax collectors are the villain in every single story of the Bible. They get paid to steal our money, and because they’re so irresponsible they want more of it. Fuck. Off.

First of all, according to the article they seem to live in Andover. Andover is one of the wealthiest towns in Massachusetts, and home prices there are insanely inflated as a result. They CHOSE to live there. If you can’t afford to miss one paycheck without becoming destitute then you are living above your means.

Secondly, they’ve missed ONE paycheck. Just one. And according to her she’s now pawning her kitchen appliances (which I’ll bet a million dollars is a bold faced lie) so she can survive.

If this is true (which it’s not) then no one should ANY sympathy for them. You’re grown ass adults working for the federal government who are so bad at personal finances that you evidently don’t have enough savings to survive one missed paycheck. Both your bank accounts are overdrawn? Are you kidding me? Maybe if you lived life responsibly you wouldn’t be in this situation. Government shutdowns happen. If you work for the federal government you should know that going into it. Especially if you have two incomes, you’re renting, and making this kind of salary.

Boo. Fucking. Hoo.

Thirdly, according to the GFM they are now behind on rent, pet food, and creditors are “blowing up their phones.” How the hell are you behind on rent in the middle of January? You got paid on December 29. Even if you’re living paycheck to paycheck that should cover January 1. Your next rent isn’t due for a month. Oh, and maybe don’t have three pets. Also, I’m not saying she doesn’t have kids, but if you look at her Facebook page there isn’t a single picture of any crotch fruits. Sure, some people don’t like putting their kids on Facebook, but she seems to document her life a lot, and there are plenty of pictures of her boyfriend.

Fourthly, they’re all going to receive backpay when this is done. Responsible adults use their savings to get through a time period like this and then reimburse themselves when they get their backpay. By having a GFM they are now making MORE MONEY than originally planned. Will they be paying people back once the backpay comes in? If you’re truly in dire need then wouldn’t it be appropriate to ask people to borrow money, which you will pay back once your backpay comes in?

Fifthly, I’m told this is illegal to do because they work for the IRS. Still trying to confirm that but either way the optics are not good.

Sixthly, just build the stupid wall. Every single one of our congressmen and senators in Massachusetts opposes a wall. But why? How does it affect them in a negative way? $5 billion is a drop in the bucket. A wall being built will have almost no effect on Massachusetts whatsoever. So if your constituents are allegedly suffering this much, then maybe our congressmen should just give Trump his wall so this can be over with and we can all move on with our lives. Congressmen have to compromise on shit they don’t like all the time. Imagine the Republicans shutting down the government because they refuse to fund Planned Parenthood? It would never happen. Every election cycle Republicans run on a platform of defunding PP, and every single time they vote for budgets that include funding for it. But nope, they just have to win the pissing match with this guy because they cannot let him win.

Seventhly, people they collect taxes from lose their jobs all the time. People get laid off, downsized, and fired. Hell, try working for Turtleboy. We’ve all lost a shitload of money in the last year because of what Facebook, Google AdSense, and Twitter. I have ZERO SYMPATHY for some government hacks because they missed ONE PAYCHECK.

But yet is Karen Mills in California, posted to Facebook less than three months ago.

Those plane tickets are not cheap. Neither are hotels in sunny California.

But wait, it gets better. Google “Casey Paxton Andover” and watch what comes up. Starting with this:

A man was charged with assaulting police after a strange 911 call and a police visit to Royal Crest. At just before 10 p.m. Sunday, North Andover Police received a 911 call in which the caller was silent and hung up. Police called the home, and a man reportedly said “This is bad and I didn’t do anything,” according to police reports. Police said it’s an ongoing issue and the woman living at that particular Royal Crest address calls 911 when the man would become intoxicated. When they arrived, police were going to take the man into protective custody, but he reportedly became violent and, in a struggle, assaulted the officers. Casey Paxton, 36, of 14 Royal Crest Drive Apt. 9, was charged with disturbing the peace, resisting arrest and two counts of assault on a police officer.

He was arrested for assaulting not one, but two cops, after his girlfriend called the cops on him because he was drunk (again) and out of control. Nice guy.

But yet this arrest was not enough for him to lose his job at the IRS, since the incident happened in 2013, and according to his LinkedIn he began working for the IRS in 2012.

But wait, there’s more.

Literally three months after being arrested for assaulting two cops, and while out on bail from that arrest, he was arrested for domestic abuse once again at the same address in North Andover. It says it was his wife, and Karen Mills is his girlfriend, so it appears as if his wife wised up and ditched this loser. Because that’s exactly what he is. A deadbeat loser who can’t pay his bills without a GFM, who gets paid good money to collect our taxes for a living, and who gets drunk, beats woman, and assaults cops in his free time.

These two are just liars and con-artists taking advantage of a gullible media looking for a sob story. Utilities and banks are being more than accommodating to federal workers in light of the shutdown. It’s simply inexcusable to find yourself in this position.

This is the GARBAGE the mainstream media feeds us in their never ending crusade to blame EVERYTHING on Donald Trump. This “research” I just did took all of three minutes. That’s all it would’ve taken for WCVB before they pimped out the GFM for these life failures.

30 Comment(s)
  • mizzbigbooty92688
    Lost cause
    January 23, 2019 at 7:08 am

    Gtfoh. They need to shutdown gofundme. All these bullshit gofundmes because poor me. I have 3 fukn kids pay full rent work my ass off and make shit work. Ive had my credit cards fuk up and bills stack up but i still seem to make ends meet as a single mother with 3 kids. I dont even know how to use gofundme. You fuks make 3 times of what i do and your selling your kitchen shit. BULLSHNIT. Ive never sold a damn thing on the internet BUT I STILL SEEM TO GET BY. You fukn people make me sick. Theres plenty of corners go sell your ars mimi

  • Frank Rizzo
    January 19, 2019 at 10:54 am

    What a pair of goofy lookin’ mutha fucka’s.

  • Dick Soranichi
    January 18, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    Is she seriously trying to sell her fucking crockpot to get by?  I can only hope I get these stupid fuckers auditing my tax return!

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    January 18, 2019 at 10:25 am

    5 billion dollars is 0.0125 per cent, or there abouts, of the proposed 4 trillion dollar budget. But, ORANGE MAN BAD!!!

  • The Realest Realist
    January 18, 2019 at 12:37 am

    WCVB is becoming the CNN of local broadcast news.

    I found this to be immediately suspect when it was observed to be an ebony and ivory combo.
    My suspicions have been confirmed. Lying, scamming shitbags.
    Funny how KC from the Monkeyshine Band dressed up his job summary.
    Dude, you are a smartass that fucks people over through audits, not some Secret Service Agent.
    GTFOH with that Dept of the Treasury horseshit. You are an IRS fuckwit and your girlfriend is a trashheap mudshark.

  • jamal khashoggi's severed rotted cock
    January 17, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    The only reason these two fuckwads are on da newz is because one is an afrikaan amurican and the other is a human wench (with flabby titties, a gunt and makeup out of the sixties) Can you imagine these two miscreants in the sack moaning and groaning. fucking scum. Oh and fuck you Randall Guy you worthless imbecile.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    January 17, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    Karen, I’ll give you $5 dollars for the blender if that helps.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Casey Paxton
    January 17, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    I din’t do nuffin. Now gimme money for my GFM acct or I’ll audit your ass!

  • bigdaddy
    January 17, 2019 at 8:25 pm

    Karen Mills has nice tits that must be worth something

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 17, 2019 at 7:44 pm

    Is this the same Karen Mills who worked as a hooker in Springfield in the 80’s and survived getting stabbed 50 times by a john?

    She was white and blonde……

  • Captain Trips
    Deshawn 'HIV' Johnson
    January 17, 2019 at 7:39 pm

    Hey you honky fucks! Meez and my fat honky fuck mama here gots to pay foe deez granite countertops!

    Throw me benjamins you honky bitches!

  • Maggie the Cat
    January 17, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    Speaking of Go Fund Me’s and the IRS, does anyone know if the IRS considers money made from a Go Fund me is taxed as income to the recipients? They should be taxed on the money.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      January 18, 2019 at 10:19 am

      It should fall under gift taxes which means somebody donating more than 10k would have to pay taxes.

  • Carlos Danger
    January 17, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    Fuck WCVB, The obnoxious station manager Spewing politically correct drivel in his management editorials makes me want to puke. It doesn’t matter how hot Cindy Fitzgibbon is, I never watch that fucking station.

  • Benito M.
    January 17, 2019 at 4:53 pm

    Fine, Mr. and Mrs. Stupid, go write a letter to your DEMOCRAT politicians begging them to work with Trump in order to end this shutdown. Trump could turn water into wine and Democrats would still find a way to piss on it.

  • MrSmiley
    January 17, 2019 at 4:27 pm

    Didn’t hear a fucking peep about the pooor workers when oblahma was in office and they had a shutdown. Oh yea and once it’s reopened THEY GET THEIR MONEY. It’s a god damn joke how biased media coverage is.

  • Ungawah
    January 17, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    Kinda looks like Mimi on Drew. Carey

  • Gibs Memo
    January 17, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    WCVB had its’ narrative written and just needed some stooges to put a human face on it. In most areas of the country they’d at least have to wait a couple pay periods and choose people from a middle to working class neighborhood.

    But in the land of make-believe where logic is suspended the station thinks so little of its viewers that it trots out this pair, whose past and present poor choices are exposed for all to see.

    Turtleboy, thank you for putting a face on Leftism and victimhood.

    • z
      January 17, 2019 at 3:44 pm

      100% agree. The script was written, all they had to do was find some actors that fit.

  • Fucking Losers
    January 17, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    Maybe Tyrone can rent her out for a ride to the other tenets for a few bucks a pop; double if she swallows, and I bet she loves to swallows.

    • Gilles Gilbert
      January 17, 2019 at 5:22 pm

      Hahaha. Just read the blog and I was gonna comment that he should just put his ho on the street for some extra cash. You beat me to it.

  • z
    January 17, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    The fact that this is a bi-racial couple means that this is a home run for the TV station. They get extra “woke” points for that.

    Don’t think for one second that wasn’t a reason these 2 were highlighted.

  • Sulfer Powder
    January 17, 2019 at 3:31 pm

    What’s with the eye makeup? That’s a scary looking woman….. Sweet Jesus! Wash that shit off

  • Local real local
    Local real local
    January 17, 2019 at 3:18 pm

    Good Lord! I want that job to sit around, shuffle tax docs and get paid near 100K, plus health, plus federal pension.

    But then again if I married her, I would climb into a bottle too.

  • Old School Andover Guy
    January 17, 2019 at 3:18 pm

    Royal Crest in North Andover is not the Mecca you might expect it to be, being in North Andover and all – a beautiful semi-rural town where $600K might get you the type of house you need to bulldoze before you build up your McMansion. But Royal Crest is a shit box. Or, more accurately, Royal Crest is a collection of shit boxes that together make up a little apartment neighborhood of high grade visual depression.

    Just south of Merrimack College, routes 114 and 125 come together at a triangular intersection. There, on the east side of 114, sprawled behind a windbreak of pines, you’ll find a collection of 3-story apartment buildings faced in a mock Tudor style; deep brown postwork on a facade of brickwork and stale buttermilk colored crud. That’s Royal Crest.

    Nothing screams “built in 1974 and remaining there in perpetuity” than these buildings. Royal Crest is where terrible dads go when they finally decide to skip out on the wife & kids. Royal Crest is where you can imagine a pair of fat, middle aged couples doing a gross wife swap, which they video and post on Eroshare afterward. Royal Crest is where someone on an H1B visa lives in one apartment with his or her family and extended family.

    Royal Crest is a hibachi on a second-floor 6×10 concrete balcony with a black and rust iron railing. In the rain.

    That a couple who lives together in Royal Crest cannot weather a brief fiscal storm is unfortunate – for them – but completely understandable. “Movin’ on Up!” is not the Royal Crest’s theme song.

    • IRS Opponent
      January 17, 2019 at 5:09 pm

      Royal Crest Drive used to be a place here old people from Andover went that got sick of mowing their lawns and shoveling snow. Used to be a nice place. One of my coworkers said she moved there and like she is a nice person, but brokeass. Royal Crest now is a ghetto.

      I believe she can cut her food budget by about 90% and not notice except that her BMI might get below 1000.

      WCBV is pretty much the Globe’s TV station with the manager having editorials and shit like WTF?! A fucking TV station with fucking EDITORIALS?!

      The building the monkey works in cost us $96 MILLION DOLLARS because…wait for it…IT”S FUCKING A GREEN BUILDING!!! How woke is the fucking IRS?

    • Craigslist Says No
      January 17, 2019 at 6:14 pm

      Old School is right. They live in a place that you move to when you’re going through a divorce. Lots of foreign cooking smells permeating the hallways, and mail strewn all over at the entrance. What a fucking joke their GFM is. They’ll be getting their checks retroactive, and nobody wants to buy their sad crock pot or toaster. Hopefully, they get wasted and break them over each other’s fucking heads.

    • Old School MV Girl
      January 19, 2019 at 8:56 am

      Old School Andover Guy,
      That is pure poetry.
      Keep up the posting, we need more of these literate comments.

  • Street rat
    January 17, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    I call Dibbs on the dishwasher!!!!

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    January 17, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    That headline is a fucking mind bender. Clean that shit up.

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