
Earl Thomas didn’t play yesterday and his his team was eliminated from the postseason. Didn’t stop him from talking ridiculous shit about the greatest quarterback of all time.
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Last night the Patriots played one of their worst games of the season. We still not only won, but covered an unprecedented 15 point spread. That’s how good we are. They’ll never play that shitty ever again.
Question – Who do we wanna play in the AFC Championship – Pittsburgh or Kansas City.
Answer – Trick question. Doesn’t matter.
The Seattle Seahawks also lost last night to the Atlanta Falcons, which is great because they were probably the team with the best chance of beating us. Didn’t stop their injured safety Earl Thomas from yapping away about the greatest quarterback of all time on the Twitter machine:
Tom Brady has the easiest route… put his ass in our division and see what he does!!! #salty!!
— Earl Thomas (@Earl_Thomas) January 15, 2017
Wait….what? Put his ass in your division? The steaming pile of shit that is the NFC West? How’d they do this year?
Congrats bro. You played in probably the worst overall division in the NFL and you won exactly half the games against these shitbag teams. Here’s how Tom Brady’s weak sauce division finished:
Yea, we had two teams make the playoffs. You had one. The Jets finished better than not one, but TWO teams in your division. The FUCKING JETS!!! The steaming pile of used rubbers known as the New York Jets had more wins than the 49ers and the Rams, who you lost to.
The Buffalo Bills went 3-1 against your division. The only reason they didn’t go 4-0 is because they were completely robbed against the Seahawks in the worst officiated game of the year:
Once again, the 7-9 Rex Ryan Bills were better than everyone in your division, including you.
The Dolphins went 3-1 against your shitty division. They lost 12-10 on opening day in a game AT Seattle that they blew in the 4th quarter. You are barely better than them. We destroyed the Dolphins twice, including once with a 3rd string quarterback.
At the end of day our division’s record against the AFC West was 10-6. Oh, and for what it’s worth, the AFC finished with a winning record of 33-30-1 against the NFC this year. But yea, tell me more about how tough your division is. Sounds frightening.
He wasn’t done….
Did you watch the game this year I owned Tom Brady!! That BS you showing I was hurt trying to help my team. https://t.co/ZB6ts0ObuQ
— Earl Thomas (@Earl_Thomas) January 15, 2017
First of all, your lone accomplishment in that meaningless regular season game was taking out Gronk for the year.
It’s cool though. We haven’t lost a game since then. Meanwhile your crapbag team just lost by two touchdowns to a dome team.
How’d you do in an actual game that counted? Ya know, like, the Super Bowl. Remember when you guys were winning 24-14 in the 4th quarter and then you let this happen?
It’s hard covering short white guys. Wasn’t the only time you got burned that quarter:
But yea, tell me more about you owned Tom Brady.
He only threw for 328 yards and 4 TD all over your overrated Legion of Poon secondary in the only game that mattered. Then he threw for another 316 yards against you during the game you “owned” him this year.
Anyway, here’s your participation trophy Earl.
Oh wait, you didn’t play, so you’re not even good enough to get that. But have fun on Twitter. We’ll talk more during the Super Bowl when the Patriots are playing and you’re sitting on your ass talking shit about people who own you.
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9 Comment(s)
Pats and Dolphins together won more games than the entire NFC West combined. Suck it, Earl.
Pittsburgh at the AFC championship at Foxboro against the Pats? It really does not matter. We will beat them no matter what. Then on to the Super Bowl with most likely the Green Bay Packers. Then a sweet sweet sweet revenge from Super Bowl XXXI back in 97 for the 96 season.
Fuck you Brett Favre for taking your helmet off in mid field running and celebrating like a 4 year old fucking child you scumbag fucking idiot. Sorry Aaron Rodgers. I do respect you as a QB but we WILL crush you and THAT my friend is a fact…
Simply switch the teams, put NE in NFC West and Hawks in AFC East and look at the standings. Pat’s win division by what 6 games or so that’s ridiculous. Seatle wins division by 1/2 game. Sorry Earl may want to shut it down for now. Do these guys think? Don’t they have people that get paid to stop them from doing something like this shit, ” handlers” I beleive they can be called.
Osweiler kind of reminds me of Drew Bledsoe. I think OB could help him if he gets a couple of years, and why not?…they already gave him elite QB money.
I still like Romeo Crennel. What a difference in the D from the first game.
I like Crennel too but I like him much better when we don’t have to play his D! He learned too much from (and about) Bill Bel.
Rep Lewis calls Trump not “qualified” to be President. Well, Abraham Lincoln got less than 39% of the popular vote, but Lincoln got a majority of the electoral votes, just like Trump did. Would Rep. Lewis have preferred a pro-slavery Democrat to have been made president in 1861, John Breckinridge for instance, instead of Republican Abe Lincoln. If a pro-slavery Democrat had been put into office, we would still have slavery in the USA.
The Democrat Party formed KKK made sure that all Southern blacks voted Democrat. If they voted Republican, the KKK would lynch them. Democrat LBJ voted against every civil rights law while he was in Congress. Democrat FDR kept the anti-lynch law suppressed so that southern racist Democrats would not revolt against him. Which makes me wonder why on earth Rep. Lewis is a Democrat in the first place. It’s a coward’s way out.
Paul Larson
Made me laugh. Loser runs his trap with the shoulda-coulda-woulda. The lack of any respect for what Brady and the rest of the team has done is beyond me. Meanwhile, Seattle was owned by the Falcons, from another division that had a better record than the west. I’m sure they thought they’d march in there and breeze thru. I hate the Falcons with a passion, but after seeing this, I’m glad they won.
He’s just jealous. That game was so scary but that Texan’s defense is no joke.
Bill will whip them into shape for next week. Go Pats!!!
I missed the first half, but heard the Pats running game went to shit in a hurry. You’re right, the Texans defense was a huge problem. Brady obviously wasn’t happy with the performance, but they prevailed nonetheless. Looking forward to a good AFCC game.