Easton Plow Company Owner Vows To Sue Half Of Brockton, Withdraw From City Contract After Citizen Complains About Business Being Plowed In, Also Illegally Funneled Campaign Donations To Liberal Politicians While Whining About How Evil Liberals Are

Easton Plow Company Owner Vows To Sue Half Of Brockton, Withdraw From City Contract After Citizen Complains About Business Being Plowed In, Also Illegally Funneled Campaign Donations To Liberal Politicians While Whining About How Evil Liberals Are

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One of my favorite parts of every winter is the first snow storm, because it really brings out the best in everyone. Especially in Brockton:

Girl, I feel ya!! Look, I have nothing but respect for plow drivers. You people are the lifeblood of our economy. You make the roads passable while we drink hot cocoa. It’s not easy doing what you do. You work overnight shifts while we sleep. And the snow does indeed have to go somewhere. But, da fuq is this?

I mean, that’s just being a doosnozzle for the sake of it. You could’ve plowed all that right into the fence. Instead your driver chose the door. Now yooz can’t leave….

Tangent – Who plows the roads in the Walking Dead? The only thing that ever obstructs the roads are trees that Negan’s people chop down. And how come the only thing the characters on that show never have to fear is the weather? We got people dying from natural disasters all the time, and that’s with FEMA, the Red Cross, etc. How the hell do they survive the winters? It snows in Washington DC. And it’s not like they can brace for bad weather because I’m pretty sure their iPhones no longer work.  

Anyway, the Brockton Hub is the exact opposite of a safe space, and the townsfolk made it quite clear who they were siding with…..

Turns out the company responsible was J. Derenzo, which has a contract with the City of Brockton:

That’s when someone tagged David Howe, the owner of Derenzo…..

Initially he seemed to be a responsible business owner who wanted to make amends for the shitty work done by one of his employees:

And he did indeed end up fixing it. But for some reason he chose NOT to leave it at that, and elected to do this instead:

Wait….what? Plowing snow isn’t a “money machine” for companies that plow snow? You don’t make money on it? Is that what he just “sent”? That’s like saying the Fall River Guttermuppet wasn’t good for Turtleboy’s bottom line. All you whiny “residence” need to shut your pole polishers or else he’s withdrawing from the plowing contract!

He was just getting warmed up though….

No “trust” passing order. Amazing. He’ll be filing this lawsuit at the police station of course where Attorney Richard N. Vulva will be representing him. That guy knows a thing or two about plowing!!

Funny thing is that he knew how to spell ungrateful the first time around (almost) but seemed to forget five minutes later:

Which led many to begin to opine that he might be inebriated while plowing the mean streets of the City of Champions:

This of course led to more Internet lawsuits….

After suing half the south shore David Howe then decided it would be a great time to announce his unwavering support for the least controversial person ever…..

Sorry David, not even Trump wall could make Brockton great again. Hard to make a city “great” again if it’s always been a flaming bag of jizz popsicles. But putting a Trump wall around it would save communities like Whitman, Abington, and Holbrook a whole lot of issues though.

Then he began to complain that people were intimidating him with their profile pictures:

Someone get this man off the Internets!! He’s simply not ready for it.

Oh yea, and if you’re gonna whine about canceling your lucrative contract with the city because some people on the Brockton Hub hurt your feelz, make sure you don’t have a bunch of Google trophies in your cabinet….

Especially when you used your company to illegally funnel campaign funds to politicians and were forced to pay $150,000 in fines. Because the Hub will find that. They got Google and shit. Even in Brockton.


Funny though, because he really, really, really seems to hate liberals:

But yet the money he illegally funneled went to many of those God damn libtards he wants to deport!!

J. Derenzo, which has worked for and closely with government entities and describes itself as “one of New England’s premier sitework contractors,” reimbursed its employees and their family members for donations to eight political figures and to the state Democratic Party, the state said.

In all, the J. Derenzo contributions added up to at least $37,000,the state said. The donations included $4,500 to Baker, $4,000 to Lieutenant Governor Karyn Polito, $5,000 to Democratic state Senator Michael Brady of Brockton, $5,000 to the Democratic State Committee, $14,500 to Walsh, and $2,000 to Democratic attorney general candidate Warren Tolman. The other recipients — former mayor Thomas Menino, former lieutenant governor Timothy Murray, and former governor Deval Patrick — received a combined $2,000. Their committees are no longer active. 

Charlie Baker, Marty Walsh, Tim Murray, and Deval Patrick. You know what adds up to? Three and a half liberals, some new drapes, a totaled Crown Vic, and an alcohol problem. All of those guys are HUGE Trump supporters!!

Shockingly this is not the first time this successful Easton resident has threatened to sue someone in hilarious fashion….

The developer’s attorneys believe the appeals board took illegal action, but the town’s attorney is standing behind the board’s decision. On Monday night, selectmen received an update and listened to residents regarding the 114 Main St. property, which was slated to become a 200-plus-seat restaurant. But those plans have been stalled in the last week, as the Zoning Board of Appeals denied variances requested by developer David Howe because only three members were present for a vote that required at least four people. Now, Howe and his attorneys are threatening litigation against the town. They told selectmen Monday that they are going to file an open meeting law complaint in hopes that the original May vote to grant the variances, 4-1, stands.

On Aug. 10, developer David Howe arrived to make an initial presentation to a very welcoming Easton Planning and Zoning Board. The town staff report highly recommended his latest project (two restaurants and retail space at the former church at 134-140 Main St.). Certainly, there were issues to be worked through as part of the board’s normal site plan approval process, which can generally take two to three months or more depending on the size and complexity of the project, the other approvals needed, and the speed with which the applicant responds to requests for information.

As I watched it all unfold an hour later, David Howe, after trying to push the board into granting him a same day site plan approval stormed out of the room and angrily vowed (again) to withdraw his application for his projects and said (again) he would sell his three downtown buildings. It was a childish display, like the toddler who cries, “You won’t let me have my way? Then I’ll take my ball and go home!”

Then again, quitting seems to be what he’s best at. He recently ran for town selectman in Easton and it didn’t go as planned….

David Howe will not be on the ballot in next month’s special election, leaving Thomas Brussard as the lone candidate for the vacant Board of Selectman seat. Howe filed papers to withdraw from the race last Monday, according to the Easton town clerk’s office. The special election will take place Jan. 20.

The fact that this guy can afford to live in a wealthy town like Easton, and is seemingly a successful businessman, proves once again that if you can’t make it happen in America, then you’re a a fucking idiot. Even illiterate Internet lawsuit yahoos can get it done in this amazing country we are all blessed to live in.

36 Comment(s)
  • Lt Dan
    January 7, 2018 at 9:06 pm

    Walking dead takes place in Georgia. Not exactly the snow belt, genius.

  • Business donates to campaigns and threatens lawsuit, more details at 11.
    January 7, 2018 at 7:01 pm

    A Massachusetts business donates to Massachusetts politicians and threatens a lawsuit… stop the presses!

  • Property Owner
    January 6, 2018 at 8:48 pm

    Thanks for the warning about this guy Turtleboy. I value my property and now that i know this guy is a drunk and a disgrace I will never hire him.

  • Must Watch
    January 6, 2018 at 11:33 am

    Great video, wait for the sexy part you’re gonna love it!!

    • Welfare Wanda
      January 6, 2018 at 4:51 pm

      I want to pull this bitch by her hair and stomp her aszz. She best get her azz over to da Walmart before I getz there in the mornin around noon time I don’t care if she be drivin all night I gotz to spend my checkz before my baby daddy spndz them on Jordanz!

  • True Reality Speaks
    E Boyler's Mangina Wins Penmanship Awards
    January 6, 2018 at 10:56 am

    Keep drinking the Kool Aid from the Guardian you dumbed down parrot. No surprise a cuck to the Windsors would identify with the liberal lemmings over here. Guess that public education wasn’t just to prepare you for a life in retail, huh?

    • hate
      January 6, 2018 at 11:01 am

      hi there Mirror Mirror?

    • what?
      January 6, 2018 at 4:03 pm

      was going to up-vote this but couldn’t understand what it was about.

      • love
        January 6, 2018 at 4:14 pm

        lol me too i even asked my husband to explain it to me and we started bickering about turtleboy and the video accidentally popped on “haddaway” “what is love” and we burst into tears of lol

        the above account is sadly not a joke 😮

  • Turtle Rider
    January 6, 2018 at 9:58 am

    Boy, that escalated quickly.

  • Plowed In
    January 6, 2018 at 9:03 am

    Who ya gonna call………….

  • Snow fun hahaha
    January 6, 2018 at 8:25 am

    Most companies who plow don’t make a ton of money off of it. Instead it’s mostly landscaping, construction, site work etc companies who plow. They do it so they have work for their guys over the winter, to pay themselves as well as to continue paying off their equipment. Some contracts are fixed and they get paid a pre determined amount for the winter other contracts are paid on a per storm basis. The only way to make real profit is to get good sized contracts that are fixed and to have a relatively snow free winter, otherwise either way you won’t be making much profit.

    • stay home drink coffee play video games, sleep ALL night, don't miss it at all.
      January 6, 2018 at 8:43 am

      Peeps think you just throw a plow on a truck and rake in the dough. Trucks even heavy trucks made for plowing take a beating, run all night burning fuel, paying a driver. Even doing driveways you catch a hidden rock, back into a snow plastered tree in the dark, mailboxes no such thing as a cheap repair on a 4X4 truck or plow equipment. Out 24 hours when everyone wants to be home warm, can’t take a winter vacation or it’s guaranteed to snow and your fill-in driver is going to piss people off, not what their used to. It’s not the cash machine people think.

  • This?
    January 6, 2018 at 8:15 am

    If this song makes you move, your Gay or just… maybe.. if this song doesn’t make you move you live your life in fear of what other people think even though they not thinking of you.

    • This One, when snl was funny and not all politics
      January 6, 2018 at 8:24 am

      I’m somewhat partial to this version, all 10 hours of it, ha ha ha, what deliciously sick bastard made this into a 10 hour video, I admire that. Most people would be content with 3 or 4 hours… Seriously now, if you went clubbing in the 90’s some part of you likes this song, can almost smell the marlboros and cheap perfume and puke-worthy brute cologne.

  • Brockton resident
    January 6, 2018 at 8:05 am

    I’m so sick of turtle boy always ragging on brockton. Yes brockton has it’s issues but there’s a lot of good in the city. Our sports teams rock, the education is great, and there a lot of good people. You only hear about the bad stuff because it makes good news stories

    • Uncle Randy
      January 6, 2018 at 9:01 am

      Of course you only hear about the bad stuff. The good stuff should be normal, and therefore it’s not news. Dumb fuck. Try being from Webster and reading TBS. Toughen up little man.

    • failure is an option, some just don't learn from it
      January 6, 2018 at 4:00 pm

      Nice… well said UR.

      If you live in a dump of a city or town you would want these things publicized because you are more fed-up with the crime and bullshit than anyone. Unless of course a person is part of it, a ratchet, then it’s all lets not talk about it.

      Like that Kenyan-Indonesian Muslim President we had a while back who wouldn’t speak of islamic terrorism and believed isis was the result of not enough good jobs in syria and America’s arrogant Space Shuttle Program that made other nations alll jelly and want to kill us or that double digit unemployment and food-stamps was new normal, El Trumpo turned it around in under a year. Cream rises to the top and ratchets find a way to fail.

  • Shawn Silvia
    Laid off every winter
    January 6, 2018 at 7:45 am

    JDC is a union shop, he donates that money so he gets the contracts for state work. That’s how this state works, the taxpayers get screwed by this circle jerk on every project. There’s no bidding or anything, the millions of dollars in projects get handed to the union shops in exchange for votes and money. They bring the Dem politicians into the union meetings and tell them all who to vote for. Every worker are brought up and forced to shake their hand. “If you want more work this is who you vote for”

    • Smelly Susan
      January 6, 2018 at 9:00 am

      Possibly laid off because of the winter, like everyone else in construction?

    • Jimmy turtle
      January 6, 2018 at 10:02 pm

      Jesus h Christ. There are hundreds of site contractors of similar size to Derenzo that operate in mass. Almost all union shops. Bidding on public contracts are open to the public and lowest responsible bid wins. This fathom that backroom secret handshakes exist and highest donor to the political party wins is complete bullshit. Now if you are talking about developers and city council meetings, you have a point. Also, just because a contractor is union doesn’t forbid them from bidding on non union work. The workers still get paid union wages.

  • January 6, 2018 at 7:19 am

    I failed to see the issue with David Howe. I have known and loved the man for many forays in his Easton man-love hay bad. David is a caring considerate human being. Once he was tearing bear through my back side and came off like a fire fighter with a new hose. The spoonge oil spill he left on my back and ass crack could have endangered a full river of free flow salmon. David took his best Logan Paul sock and wiped my back and ass clean like he was wiping a new born’s butt with a fresh new diaper. I could only return the favor in spades with some pulsating hard Easton Howe flesh bubblegum in my jaws for a nice slow and meaningful manly Finn lip massaged gay man blow job that David Howe has yet to find anywhere else. Oh how I truly love this man. I am saddened to see accusations of drunk driving. I cna tell you first hand, David Howe and I would only go gay love parking while doing only Meth and XTC, never ever did he hit the proverbial bottle. I can attest his plowing is top notch, and this is coming directly from personal experience from my behind! Again, love u David Howe, u are my hero. – Finn (P lease note, I will review my drugged out post here later and break it down in sections with dipshyt self commentary. It’s who I am, it’s what I do when I am doped up and lonely. 🙂

  • Independent Thinker
    January 6, 2018 at 6:31 am

    People in business generally give money to politicians in exchange for having an ear when they need something. It has nothing to do with what they believe in or who they support. It is nothing more than “pay to play.”

    I have mixed feelings on plowing snow. It can be a very difficult job at the height of storm when cars are blocking the roads and you cannot do your job safely and effectively. At the same time, I can understand how individuals are unable to clear snow off the sidewalk when snow from the road is plowed directly onto the walkway. Since the city owns the sidewalk, perhaps they should be the ones keeping them clear.

    Spreading a rumor on social media that one is drunk while plowing is libel. Saying, in writing, they did a crappy job is not libel because you are expressing an opinion.

    • hate
      January 6, 2018 at 10:54 am

      ‘People in business generally give money to politicians in exchange for having an ear when they need something. It has nothing to do with what they believe in or who they support. It is nothing more than “pay to play.”‘

      exactly what i figured when i read it, he’s a self-serving tantrum man

  • What is love?
    January 6, 2018 at 12:28 am

    Brockton is a shit-hole like half of massattttusetts, spittle in on ya face.

    Winter sooo long…….. Summer sooo short….. people sooo mean and rotten… sometimes all we have is the music. Not the product of a great society but of a great suffering. More Oliver Twist than Havvvard Yaaaard or Kennedy crime family. Rest of us commoners, but to suffer and struggle and dream. Sometimes all we had or have is the music. Wish You Were Here, Can You Tell a Green Field from a Cold Steel Rain?

    • love
      January 6, 2018 at 12:44 am

      amen, brother

      and now turtleboy is yelling at us in the Gaffney blog just like he yelled at us in the other blogs bit ago

      i am so tired of being yelled at by turtleboy when all i do is try to love the writer the mystery writer of new england

      *gloom and doom*

      • You're probably hideous
        January 6, 2018 at 9:10 am

        My God you make about 2 or 3 comments like this every day. Shut the fuck up, get off his nuts, cunt.

        • hate
          January 6, 2018 at 10:46 am

          whose nuts? The DJ’s?

    • love
      January 6, 2018 at 12:45 am

      points for Floyd, as well

      • hate
        January 6, 2018 at 11:03 am

        only a Nazi would downvote love for floyd

        • Heinrich Zeit Hickeyman
          January 6, 2018 at 7:08 pm

          Nein, ven we ran out of fuel for the tanks and no supplies. The Russians closing from the East and the Allies from the West and South. There was such great sadness in ze Wehrmacht.

          We fled to South America and the North Africa. Every time I hear pink floyd I remember looking back at my Panzerkampfwagen Tiger Ausf B. On nights when I enjoy a good schnapps and cigarette I hold a framed photo of my faithful Panzer and crew listening to dark side of the moon and quietly weeping.

          • wow im really getting to your head
            January 6, 2018 at 8:13 pm

            lol sehr gut, sehr Wunderbar

  • lover
    January 5, 2018 at 11:55 pm

    dude is just like Donald Trump

    so bloody rich he can kick and scream have his cake and eat it too without giving a damn

    • horrible clieche'
      January 6, 2018 at 12:13 am

      What is the point in having cake if you can’t eat it?

      • love
        January 6, 2018 at 12:44 am


  • Wild in Worcester
    January 5, 2018 at 11:40 pm

    Worst. Title. Ever.

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