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So we’ve had a grand total of about 5 inches of snow this winter, but yet somehow the City of Worcester has managed to find a way to screw it up in spectacular fashion. The first time we got two inches and they just decided not to plow at all. The second time we got an inch or so and they decided not to sand at all. As a result there were five million accidents on both nights. But last night might’ve been their grandest screw up of all. Ya see, here is what they texted out, tweeted, and put on Facebook Sunday night (Monday morning) at 1:02 AM:
Ya got that? They sent out a message at 1:02 AM telling people that they were activating the winter parking ban 92 minutes in the past. So all you had to do was get in your time machine and and move your car and it wouldn’t be a problem. Oh yea, and you had to be awake too. Because everyone is awake at 1:02 AM.
The email to city residents came out much, much later:
Hundreds of people woke and read that email, then looked outside and found out there car was gone. Never mind the fact that it didn’t really even snow last night, but the timing was spectrally terrible, even for the city of Worcester’s standards. I mean, how freaking incompetent are Ed Augustus and Paul Moosey? How do these IDIOTS have jobs? How hard is it to not screw up so massively every time it snows a little bit? If Mike Gaffney were Mayor, both of them would’ve been fired weeks ago. But instead we have Mayor Mushmouth taking photographs and giving out awards to illegal pirate radio stations instead of holding his idiot friends accountable for their gross incompetence.
Over 300 people had their cars towed last night, hundreds more were ticketed, and we were embarrassed by our leadership on the Channel 7 News. (watch the video in that link) And these meatsticks think people wanna move to Worcester? Why? So we can get our cars towed in the middle of the night and pay for it ourselves?
Some people are blaming the people who got their cars towed, which is the dumbest thing Turtleboy has ever heard. If the parking ban isn’t in effect, you are free to park where you please. All 300 or so people who had their cars towed were playing by the rules. Then they went to bed because they had to work in the morning, and they woke up and found that Ed Augustus stole their car and wanted $132 for it.
Rumor is the city might be picking up the tab for all these tows. Lots of Clark students had their cars towed, and no one is gonna wanna come to school here if this is how they treat the Blarney Stone’s finest. But under no circumstances should the city, AKA the taxpayers, be paying for this. Fast Eddy makes $200,000 a year, and Moosey makes $150K as head of the DPW. Both of these lugnuts should be paying for all these tows OUT OF THEIR OWN POCKETS!! After all, they got pretty deep pockets. These are the same ultra-progressives who are always railing on the rich for screwing over the common man. If they don’t pay for each and every one of these tows, it basically proves that liberal folks around here are completely full of shit. Ed Augustus lives in Millis, so he doesn’t have to worry about his car getting towed. But the rest of us schlubs do.
They once again admitted that they fucked up, and have forgiven all the ticketed cars:
Oh look, more excuses from the highest paid person in Worcester. He didn’t have “ample time” to communicate the parking ban? You put the ban in effect at 11:30, started towing cars immediately, and then told everyone at 1:02 AM when they were all sleeping. Another lame ass, non-apology from the gutless wonder himself, Ed Augustus.
Hey Ed, you need to resign brotha. You are beyond sucky and under qualified for your job. I’m sure you’ll land on your feet and Tim Murray or one of your other Beacon Hill buddies will hook you up with a six figure, no-show job. But you obviously are not fit to be the City Manager of Worcester. And you’re next on our list. We just took down a School Committee member in Spencer and a Telegram blogger with reptile on the brain this week. We have no problem taking you down too. Do the honorable thing and resign now. Don’t make us take you down.
P.S. There was also an ambulance crash last night due to the shitty job the city did once again. Shocking, I know.
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