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We all know disgraced former Rockland Selectman Eddie Porkchops (also known by his Christian name Ed Kimball) is a hot grizzled meatball.
But wait till you see his brother Steve.
He’s the owner of Kimball Painting LLC in Whitman. And he’s everyting you dreamed he would be and more. He makes tons of videos on the job. Mostly it’s just him publicly humiliating his employees while they’re attempting to work….
“You need a fucking belt too. You’re not a fucking wigga.”
“It looks like you’re struggling like a fucking motha fucka.”
“See how it’s sagging down like your girlfriend’s tits.”
“Hellen fucking Kellah could see it behind you.”
“I’m just recording this so I could look at it later and laugh.”
“It’s like sticking your dick in your girlfriend. It’s not gonna fit if you stick it in her rear.”
I’m not even offended by any of that. If he’s actively providing jobs to people and they don’t mind doing it, then that’s a good thing. I’m just blown away the glory of his Massholeness. He is the greatest Masshole these eyes have ever seen…..
“I got bald spots in the cock sucka. And two days in a row I spilt my fucking cahhhffee. But I’m alive, so fuck it.”
They need to hire this guy to be an extra in every Boston movie ever.
In case you didn’t know, Kimball Painting LLC is known for quality fucking work:
“I’m known for quality fucking work. And anyone who doesn’t like that can go fuck themselves. And the people who come to work for me and cry like little bitches, all you’re doing buddy is you’re losing out on learning.”
I’m not even mad at this guy. I could listen to him talk about painting all day long. The bottom line is I totally get where Eddie Porkchops gets it from now. It makes complete sense why he refused to resign after tossing Bobbin for Boners the spam javelin and attempting to frame the town manager. Because when you grow up around a cock sucka like Sirloin Stevie you don’t take no shit from nobody!!