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I’m currently scream laughing as I type this. My dog is frightened. It’s worth it because…
Translation: “I have to quit because not only am I going to be recalled anyway, but my wife is getting wicked bummed out by Turtleboy reminding my wife that I’m a fat, cheating bastard every single time I do ANYTHING.”
Good, Rockland deserves better than these push push for perks counselors. It’s like an old school swingers’ key party up in Town Hall. I am saddened that this will probably be the last time we’ll get to poke fun at this Pillsbury stunt double, though. I’ll never not laugh at the “after David” video. Never.
Oh, my sides! Well, so long, farewell…Deirdre’s vag looks like a stairwell.
Ya know how he mentions the “amazing amount of stress” on his family like that’s something that was caused via no fault of his own? That pisses me off to no end. Bruh, you were banging the Town Hall pass around. You did this. Don’t act like you’re a friggin’ victim here. No one is a victim except for the families who are affected by wandering hog syndrome. The “tremendous turmoil” in town was caused by your, and other’s, trouser snakes. The whole damn thing reads as if that didn’t happen. A+ exit speech, Eddie.
I’m really going to miss the drama coming out of Rockland with the whole Bobbin For Boners tale, it was fantastic theater. The twists and turns, the purple hooded dragon slobber, the AFTER DAVIDS. Here’s hoping that Rockland gets better town government, but also that the next batch is equally as hysterical.
Esther Manch on the book, baby.