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Egg McMethin Does The Junkie Jamborie In The Middle Of Mass Ave McDonald’s, Wishes Rape On Child, But Don’t Worry, She Doesn’t Do Drugs

Check out this video taken in a Mcdonald’s on Mass Ave, otherwise known as Methadone Mile, and posted on the Brockton Hub today:

Are her teeth divorced, or just separated?

She’s definitely mastered the Methadone Mamba.

I don’t know what upset this broad so much, but she’s all over the place.  First she establishes that the gentleman she is embroiled in a disagreement is, in fact, not a man, but a piece of shit.

While inviting the police to come on down, so she can saturate the responding officers in her hepatitis-ridden lady juices. I’m pretty sure that violates Board of Health regulations, but let’s be real – she’s a walking health and safety risk anyway.

Then she wishes deportation, rape and a beating his children, all in the same slurred sentence.

That’s inappropriate. McDonald’s is a family-friendly establishment, lady.

And then she lets everyone in the restaurant know that she is, in fact, not on drugs, but simply homeless. That’s why she looks like a bad of smashed assholes. Not heroin.


She then informs onlookers that she is the mother to 3 neglected crotch fruit she has dumped on her mother, and therefore she is out here working hard every day to support them – by selling her body, of course.

The whole time the man she is berating for God knows why is just standing in the doorway, seemingly incredulous to the ratchetacular spectacle laid out before him.

And then the police show up, and the look on this guy’s face really says it all.


Just another beautiful Friday morning on Methadone Mile. I’m so glad we have such compassion for this “disease”, because I don’t want to live in a world where my kids can’t be exposed to all the venereal diseases known to man in alphabetical order while they wait for a Happy Meal.

48 Comment(s)
  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    June 10, 2019 at 10:32 am

    MassWildLife should issue (bid process) tags for hunting these animals. Obviously shotgun only in zones 5+.

  • Mr. Wood
    June 9, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    Mr. Wood would….Are you kidding me…no F’n way would Wood would. Need to go wash my dick and my eyes now.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    June 9, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    Hey, she’s not so bad…
    She , obviously, can afford Weight Watchers’ meals and a set of Dr. Bukks fake choppers. HAHA
    If anything, she saves money on toothpaste since she only has half her ‘teefs’.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      June 9, 2019 at 3:23 pm

      I left out dance lessons…she can afford dance lessons…from that fat chick that scammed everybody a year or two ago. (Or maybe this is her and what shes become).

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    June 9, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    I want to fuck her so hard. Without a condom, of course.

  • William Lynch
    June 9, 2019 at 10:38 am

    I have been to this McDonalds on a few occasions and it’s a shady experience to out it lightly. My wife works at BMC and I sometimes have my kids with me to visit her. This McDonalds is the closest, and we have been, but only under the worst of temper tantrum circumstances. The whole area has become ridiculous and I’m nervous just to have my wife work there and walk to her car at night.

  • Junkie
    June 8, 2019 at 11:53 pm

    2 days latter I’m still laughing at her comment “I don’t do drugs” :)))))

  • Jennifer
    June 8, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    She looks like she’s been drilled by a bus.

  • Well, No Shit
    June 8, 2019 at 10:53 am

    Fuck D.A.R.E. and “Just Say No.”

    Show kids this video.

  • Siskel
    June 8, 2019 at 9:55 am

    I kind of feel bad for her, but then again, not really. Poor bitch is gonna be dead in 3 months, doesn’t take a fortune teller to see that.

  • Total Mayhem
    June 8, 2019 at 8:57 am

    Absolutely pathetic…

  • Adult Human Female
    June 8, 2019 at 8:16 am

    I just don’t have it in me to make fun of someone that has had a hard life. Nope.

    • hartf811
      June 8, 2019 at 8:41 am

      So sit down and shut up. The rest of us will do all the work!

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      June 8, 2019 at 10:56 am

      Some have a hard life, but the majority make massively poor decisions over and over and end up like her.

      That’s when sympathy is in low demand

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        June 8, 2019 at 11:05 am

        I meant to say in low supply

      • Adult Human Female
        June 8, 2019 at 11:33 am

        Poor decisions and possibly a shitty upbringing is what gets you to this state. It’s super sad to watch. She is completely oblivious to how she appears to others. NO ONE wakes up and decides…hey, I am going to turn myself into zombie and turn tricks for drugs, no one. It’s a slippery slope. She is suffering even if she made bad decisions 🙁 I just can’t laugh at them. They are already living their hell.

  • hartf811
    No sympathy
    June 8, 2019 at 7:14 am

    Government needs to create a super strong batch, get it into the supply and wipe these waste products out all at once. DOT works for a week picking up the corpses. A periodical cleanse: thinning the herd.

  • low hanging fruit try again
    June 8, 2019 at 7:13 am

    When you go all SJW on Fakebook…



    … and all you got is a schizo junkie mouthing off in an urban Mc D’s.

  • First Time Caller
    June 8, 2019 at 7:12 am

    The shitty, dying rag Globe made up that stupid f’g nickname “Methadone Mile”. Time to start calling it what it really is: Narcanistan

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    June 8, 2019 at 1:25 am

    My city is inclusive. I will push for multiple injection sites and duplicate methafone miles.
    Diversity is our strength

  • MW
    June 8, 2019 at 12:33 am

    Zombies live among us, “The Living Dead” ain’t just a TV show

    • Rockets Redglare
      June 8, 2019 at 7:06 am

      My initial thought too MW. Perfect zombie, doesn’t even need makeup…

  • The Great Gazoo
    June 8, 2019 at 12:15 am

    That’s a 20.00 BBBJCIMNQNS right there.

    June 7, 2019 at 11:56 pm

    I feel sorry for the New Balance shoe company, and the employees of this Massachusetts company.

  • george costanza
    That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
    June 7, 2019 at 11:12 pm

    Arrrgh! Mes have a large McNeedle and a small coke. Bada bap ba bah mes loving methdonalds!

  • Crystal Laviolette
    June 7, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    Why is the phone that took the video on 8%!?! This gives me strait anxiety…

  • Turtlesucks
    June 7, 2019 at 10:38 pm

    This happened on Wednesday not on fucken Friday dum ass I was there

    • The angry taint
      The angry taint
      June 7, 2019 at 11:19 pm

      So you ate there? Or where you selling your suboxone? Fuck off

      • Kickgirlouff
        June 7, 2019 at 11:58 pm

        Dumb fuck . I was a customer that witnessed this it didn’t happen Friday stupid cunt! Turtle girl sucks so bad she don’t have facts right ever! FYI I work at a bank dumb cunt a real job

        • CoolMcCool
          June 8, 2019 at 8:56 am

          So what was your beef with that guy and why were you carrying sneakers inside the McDonald’s?

        • cumrag
          June 8, 2019 at 2:14 pm

          wanna swallow my pork sword, fatty?

        • June 8, 2019 at 7:08 pm

          So a career in banking does NOT require basic literacy, I see? Duly noted. Also, my apologies for being 2 days off based on the posting I sourced the video from – it’s clearly a supremely important detail that changes the story immensely.
          Oh wait, no it’s not.
          Which bank are you employed with, Mamachula? I’m sure they’d love this evidence of your sparkling personality and charm.

          • Dumbcunt
            June 9, 2019 at 4:43 pm

            Because of your Ignorance Turtle Bitch that’s why I never use my real email dumb ass!! You suck get your facts right!!!

          • People who report people to their employers should kill themselves.
            August 4, 2019 at 8:56 pm

            Lol really you want to taddle to someone’s employer because they pointed out you were wrong? Are you kidding me? You need to stay out of the comment section moving forward. The blog news game might not even be for you.

  • Jeff J
    Fred Astaire's Corpse
    June 7, 2019 at 10:20 pm

    I’m not positive but I don’t think she’s doing the methadone mamba. To me it looks more like the crack calypso or possibly the crack conga. Then again it’s probably the meth mashed potato.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      June 8, 2019 at 11:12 am

      Tweeker teeth.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Jerry Nadler's fat ass
    June 7, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    Jesus H. Christ !
    I’m not sure if the appropriate response is to laugh? Or puke ?
    There was a much happier time when a lunatic such as this would have been locked up in Danvers State Hospital.
    But…..the mamby-pamby liberal asshole Democrats fought to close it.
    So instead, these nuts just walk amongst us.
    Lucky us, ‘eh?

  • BubbaBella
    June 7, 2019 at 9:50 pm

    That Bella Thorne chick gives me the creeps

  • Mom’s Basement
    June 7, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    I know her. That’s Summer Teef. She’s my on again off again girlfriend (wink wink.) Every time mom gives me grief about not leaving the nest I bring her over and we tell mom that we’re definitely getting a place together because we already put down a non refundable deposit. I get another 6 months of easy living and me and Summer split the money when my mom reimburses us for the deposit.

  • Barry
    June 7, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    Kind of a waste of the race card on the guy’s part. I would think she lacks the institutional power. If that’s still a valid loophole that is.

  • Judge dread
    June 7, 2019 at 9:26 pm

    Mandatory sterilization. All children removed from custody. Export her to North Korea or China where she can base head all day long while she is studied on what organs can be harvested.

    Asian organ traders will give thumbs down which means she’ll be nothing but a poke hole for depressed troops in concentration camps. Her fate is sealed.

  • Captain Trips
    Dr. Van Helsing
    June 7, 2019 at 9:26 pm

    I’m concerned. In all of my time hunting vampires I’ve never seen one out during daylight.

    This requires further study

    • Judge dread
      June 7, 2019 at 9:30 pm

      Nice one brother. McDonald’s is open to the public so bu default they invited the vampire in.

  • bill fleming
    June 7, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    The methadone mile is growing by the hundreds as the migration of the walking dead from the south shore rides the red line.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 7, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    She’s no big deal. She’ll be dead within 6 months and buried in an unmarked grave. I’d prefer cremation for health department reasons, but hey, I’m not in charge.

    She’s had her 5 seconds of fame. Now she can go die, and no one will miss or remember her.

    It’s called ‘ratchet karma’. Coming soon to a ratchet near you!

    Kinda feels good knowing that is the end result of being a piece of shit, doesn’t it?

  • Karma Bus
    Ratchetsaurous Rex
    June 7, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    DAMN. Tyson’s teef ain’t got nuttin on hers

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    June 7, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    Would. Definitely.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      June 7, 2019 at 9:21 pm

      Make sure your will and DNR is signed and up to date first

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