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Enfield Killer Posted “That’s What His Ass Gets, Fuck 12” After Cop Was Murdered, Dad Blames Deceased Victim Who “Got What He Deserved” As He Raises GoFundMe Cash

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Yesterday we published this blog about some Hartford ratchet Dad who started a $850K GoFundMe bail fund for his 18 year old son after he stabbed a 16 year old to death during a fight outside of the Enfield town attorney’s house.

Classy.

Well, Big Daddy saw the blog and isn’t happy about it. Evidently he will be reporting anyone to the authorities who defames his son’s character, and they will be prosecuted to the fullest:

Obviously he means business. Flat brimmed hats don’t lie y’all!

He’s been screaming that  his son is such a great kid and how this was completely out of character. Then we found this on his aspiring rapper’s Facebook page:

Celebrating the ambush killing of a New Orleans cop with “That’s what his ass gets, Fuck 12.”

This is what your crotch fruit has grown up to do under your tutelage Dad. Congrats, you are a complete and total failure. You’re not a real Dad. You’re a sperm donor with an EBT card. I look at Shy-whatever his name is, and I see a kid whose parents put more thought into coming up with a hoodtastic name than they did actually raising him. He was destined to be a piece of shit, because he was raised by shit. You did this Dad. He’s in jail because of you. It’s 110% your fault. Just wanna make that clear.

Oh, and he’s blaming the dead kid’s friends and family for not offering him sympathy:

Yup. He actually said that.

Now he’s blaming his kid’s actions on autism, and the deceased teen’s parents for allowing their child to be stabbed by his:

People who kneejerk blame autism for everything are the absolute worst. These people have no idea what autism actually is.

His homeboy Michael Costello evidently wants to fight me:

Hi Michael. I’m a chick and I live in Springfield, so feel free to look me up. Pretty sure I could take you.

Big Daddy kept blaming the victim by posting a link and saying

“look what those kids did to him a few months ago”

Which led to this:

A GoFundMe he created yesterday, not a few months ago.

He’s justifying his son’s actions by claiming that any reasonable person would’ve grabbed a knife to fight a 16 year old:

Well yea, when your son is a walking bag of grundle froth, I suppose that’s a lot better than fighting with your fists.

He’s also blaming the GoFundMe, which he shared on his own Facebook page, on Justin Brady’s friends who are trying to make him look bad:

He just cannot shut the fuck up:

 

Meanwhile, these idiots are calling our blog racist for exposing a killer and his ratchet Dad:

I just wanna say that Terry Regan is the biggest turd on the Internet. I truly hate people like this. Two adults are arguing over something, and this grown ass, grizzled dude with a BLT-123 name, comes out of nowhere and tags the admins of the Facebook page to tattle to them and demand that Terrance be kicked out of the group. Fuck you Terry. You are a Nazi. You are terrible. And the more you try to silence us the more we’re gonna expose Nazis like you.

If you are so much of a pussy that instead of arguing with people you disagree with, you run to Mommy and Daddy and tell so that people you don’t like get censored, we will call you out on it and you will be on Turtleboy forever. People like you are the enemy of freedom, and will forever be Turtleboy famous. Seriously, fuck you.

Anyway, why were we racist?

“YOU HAVE NO FREE SPEECH HERE. This is a private page.”

  1. It’s not a private page if we’re on it.
  2. There’s no such thing as private on Facebook.
  3. You’re a Nazi.
  4. The fact that the two people involved in the stabbing are aspiring rappers has everything to do with this.

Oh, and the attorney’s son, who drove the killer back to Hartford after the crime and somehow hasn’t been arrested, has some Google trophies of his own:

Police arrested an Enfield teenager Friday on charges that he assaulted a cheerleader at the high school and struck her coach three months ago. After a motor vehicle stop in Enfield Friday, Enfield police found that the driver, Michael Cerrato, 18, of 15 Hoover St., Enfield, had an active warrant for his arrest in Windsor Locks and transported him there, Sgt. Sebastian Garofalo said. The warrant stemmed from an incident that occurred Sept. 28 at the high school gym when Cerrato, who is not a student there, confronted the cheerleader during her practice, Garofalo said. According to one of the victims, Cerrato kept coming after the cheerleader shouting obscenities at her while the adult coach attempted to get in between them and prevent the altercation, Garofalo said. The adult victim told police that Cerrato’s hands hit her on the face, and that he spit in the cheerleader’s face, Garofalo said. Cerrato was charged with second-degree breach of peace and loitering in or on school grounds. Cerrato was booked and processed and later released on a written promise to appear in court Dec. 27.

And people still wanna defend the attorney? He raised an animal. Obviously he was too busy with his career to be a parent. If my kid EVER was arrested for assaulting a cheerleader and her coach, he would never see the light of day. Instead Michael Cerrato was given an Audi, clearly sells drugs, and helped participate in the commission of a felony.

Everyone involved in this story is terrible.
18 Comment(s)
  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 14, 2018 at 4:04 pm

    Go, go gadget defamation suit.

  • z
    September 14, 2018 at 2:45 pm

    I’ve come to the conclusion that this dust up was just a dress rehearsal for the Enfields Town Players production of “West Side Story” gone wrong

    When you’re a Jet
    You’re a Jet all the way
    From your first cigarette
    To your last dyin’ day

    When you’re a Jet
    If the spit hits the fan
    You got brothers around
    You’re a family man!

    You’re never alone
    You’re never disconnected!
    You’re home with your own:
    When company’s expected
    You’re well protected!

    Then you are set
    With a capital J
    Which you’ll never forget
    Till they cart you away
    When you’re a Jet
    You stay a Jet!

  • Kevin Kibbe
    September 14, 2018 at 2:12 pm

    Hi, this is Kevin Kibbe, creator of the Enfield CT Open Forum. Please join my facebook group, I need to bring my numbers up for my greatest creation. I’m also a failure of a father like this shit turd who bred the stabber, but at least my 14 spawn have never murdered anyone, they only sleep with random minorities who use them as cum dumpsters, but my girls love having babies at 17 years old. I couldn’t be prouder.

    • Milodog
      September 14, 2018 at 2:25 pm

      Kevin’s a showroom manager at Mattress Firm..apparently he uses his daughters as quality control. 

  • Parent of the Year
    September 14, 2018 at 1:20 pm

    Enfield Police Blotter:

    Thursday, May 10: Michael J. Cerrato, 19, of 15 Hoover Ln., Enfield, was charged with violation of probation, 9:45 p.m.

    Monday, June 4: Michael J. Cerrato, 19, of 15 Hoover Ln., Enfield, was charged with sixth-degree larceny (two counts) and illegal possession of a weapon in a motor vehicle, 3:15 a.m.

    …So Hoodbooger X2 violated his probation at least twice in the past four months, yet was still free to roam the streets in his crackmobile and participate in the commission of a felony. Nice work, Dad.

  • CrispyC
    September 14, 2018 at 1:17 pm

    All a bunch of dipshits. One of the worst things about this world is that we cannot control who breeds. The retards are having more and more retard babies because they can’t keep their pants on and we allow them to receive gov assistance. If you have a high IQ, we may be higher up in the world and live a better life but we are now in the minority as more retards breed a shitload of retarded kids. We work ours asses off to pay for their gov assistance and this is not a good long-term thing for this country.

    It’s really quite sad. America as a great, hard working country is fucking dead.

    • WeAreFucked
      September 14, 2018 at 5:03 pm

      As I often say Crispy… We Are Fucked.
      These are the people who breed more often, increase the number of children without a chance.
      In my local community, a large number of girls who attended Wachusetts Regional HS have had children. No fathers needed right? The boyfriends will be great dads.

      No. No they fucking won’t. Their children are fucked. An uneducated 20-something girl & boy, (yes, these imbeciles are just girls & boys) with no real future plan, can not raise a child. Da Fuq? You’re going to have a child, the greatest responsibility in life, but you can’t better yourself by getting a college education and a decent career first? Save even $1000? Pay your bills on time & have good credit? That shit don’t matter to these losers, because we’ll foot the bill. They’ll bring up morons, just like they are. Their kids will have kids on the public dime too. But guess what new mommy, this shit ain’t gonna last. You’re just as fucked as they are. Thank you for ruining America every single girl who has had a child, but doesn’t even have a high school education & a husband. Thank you for ruining America all you loser dads who knocked up these dumb cunts.

  • Milodog
    September 14, 2018 at 12:29 pm

    Gotta admit..I love watching a wannabe gang banger turn into a sniveling pillow biter. 

    • Anon.
      September 14, 2018 at 1:51 pm

      So true…sadly so true.

      • Anon.
        September 14, 2018 at 1:53 pm

        My reply is to Crispy’s sad but true comment.

  • bigdaddy
    September 14, 2018 at 12:23 pm

    Tried reading the screenshots but couldnt I dont speak ghetto

  • Jim
    September 14, 2018 at 12:18 pm

    If they all jumped him before where’s the police report on it?
    Why wasn’t there a restraining order on them?
    Why did he go outside to stab a kid instead of calling the police?
    Was it actually going to be a 1 on 1 fight?
    If they were all going to kick his ass then how did he get out of there?
    Dad’s version doesn’t add up

  • Douch X2
    September 14, 2018 at 11:38 am

    I wish all involved were killed. Even the parents. Problem solved!

  • Y
    September 14, 2018 at 11:16 am

    Where are dad’s eyebrows!?!?!?

  • Spliff
    September 14, 2018 at 10:52 am

    I agree with the kid that was bullied, fuck them. Sorry TBS, I agree with you 99% of the time but this time you’re wrong. Thanks to this kid, the world is now a better place w/o the scum that comes at night to beat people. If this happened every day, we’d be rid of bullies/gangs in no time…

    • z
      September 14, 2018 at 2:22 pm

      Got proof of the bullying?

      Even then, so what?

      You steer clear of the shitheads if he thought the dead kid was a shithead.
      You don’t basically call the shitheads over.

      They came to him. How did they know he was there?
      Sometimes “Manning up” is not the best course of action.
      If you knew “They” were coming, you leave before they get there.
      Does that mean not being a man? Maybe. Better choice than this.

      Jesus, it’s not High Fucking Noon with 6 shooters.
      Should everyone be allowed to go everywhere without being hassled (if the bullying was true)?
      Yeah. Life unfortunately doesn’t work like that.

      In Pulp Fiction, Butch lost his rights to stay in LA. That was better than the alternative.

      We will know down the road what was up with the dead kid.

  • Frank Rizzo
    September 14, 2018 at 10:50 am

    You can take the hoodrat outta the ghetto, but ya can’t take the ghetto outta the hoodrat

  • Captain Trips
    September 14, 2018 at 10:15 am

    This is what happens when the ‘treasures of diversity’ invade a town

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