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Dad Starts $750K GoFundMe For Son Who Stabbed A 16 Year Old Outside Of Enfield Town Attorney’s House Because Son Was Bullied By Racism, Attorney’s Son Is Hoodtastic Rapper Who Fled With The Killer And Hasn’t Been Charged

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There’s a wild and developing story out of Enfield CT after a 16 year old boy named Justin Brady was stabbed to death by an 18 year old named Shyheim Adams outside of the home of Enfield’s Assistant Town Attorney Mark Ceratto after Brady showed up to fight him late on Sunday night. Here’s the relevant FACKS:

  • Shyheim “Trey” Adams is originally from Enfield, went to EHS for two years, and then moved back to Hartford
  • Michael Ceratto is Adams’ friend, and the son of assistant town attorney Mark Ceratto
  • Michael Ceratto drove from Enfield to Hartford on the day of the killing and brought Adams back with him
  • Michael Cerrato and Adams arrived back at the Enfield home at 7 PM and played video games in his room
  • Mark Cerrato tells police he told them to keep it down twice, went to bed at 11, and heard his son leave the house in his Rav-4, because his son’s Audi was out of gas
  • Justin Brady and Adams were exchanging messsages on Snapface and Brady ended up coming to the Ceratto house to fight Adams
  • Adams grabbed a knife in the house before the fight and ended up stabbing Brady several times
  • Michael Ceratto, his girlfriend, and Adams then fled to Hartford to drop Adams off
  • Michael Cerrato stayed there and drove around, likely trying to develop an alibi for his location at the time of the killing
  • Mark Ceratto says he was awoken by someone knocking on his door holding two cell phones, with a profusely bleeding Brady looking for help
  • A neighbor had called 911 already and Brady was taken to the hospital where he died
  • Mark Ceratto called his son who told him cops were there, and his son was still in Hartford
  • Michael Ceratto continues to be under investigation, Adams has been charged with manslaughter, and Mark Ceratto is on paid leave at assistant town attorney
  • A bloody knife was found in the Ceratto house, lodged between a box spring and mattress in a bedroom
  • The cops have taken the Rav-4 as evidence
  • In court over a dozen people supporting Brady were kicked out after yelling at Adams, who ended up fainting after shouting

    “I’m a good soul, Jesus please”

  • John Moran, a 29 year old supporter of Adams, ended up getting arrested after getting jumped by a group of Brady’s friends from EHS outside of the courthouse

  • Adams is on $750,000 bail, and many think he should be charged with more than manslaughter
  • His lawyer is playing the “he was bullied” card
  • On his way out of the courtroom Adams told his family

     “I love you. I promise I’m not a bad person.”

This is Justin Brady:

This is Trey Adams, AKA Deuce X2:

Deuce X2 is his rapper name. Because….of course he’s an aspiring rapper. He raps about really original and non-chiche topics, like money, cash, and/or hoes.

Possibly in different area codes. Area codes.

And he sure does look like a “good person” doesn’t he?

Lots of “good kids” pose for pictures next to cop cars and say things like “Fuck 12.”

Here he is at age 15:

So obviously he was destined for success and was raised by responsible adults.

Looks like he did not choose to put his edumucation certificate to use, even though he acknowledges that “education is key”:

Here’s where it gets confusing. This is Mark Ceratto:

And by going to his Facebook page and looking at his friends list you see a Michael Cerrato:

This appears to be Mike Cerrato:

I am as confused as you are. Either Michael Cerrato is adopted, or the mailman has some explaining to do.

To verify that this was indeed the same person who was with Adams the night of the killing we went to see if Trey Adams was on his friend’s list:

Checks out.

This is evidently the son of the Enfield assistant town attorney:

Oh yea, I’m sure he made all that money by pulling a lever at Six Flags.

If this individual lives in your house, and you don’t think something is up, you are intentionally oblivious. Just sayin.

This story is all the buzz on the Enfield CT Town Forum Facebook group. Thousands and thousands of comments are generated every time someone posts a story about it. Most people find it hard to believe that Adams was only charged with manslaughter, considering he grabbed the knife before the fight and stabbed Brady in the back a number of times.

Many are in disbelief that Michael Cerrato is not being charged with a crime, considering he picked up the killer and drove him back after the killing. Some have suggested his father’s political influence is at play.

Others are criticizing the family of Justin Brady for letting their 16 year old son out that late on a school night.

All of these criticisms are valid, and it’s basically one gigantic clusterfuck of shitty parenting.

Your 16 year old kid shouldn’t be leaving the house to fight people on a Sunday night.

If you live with your son and he’s flashing cash, blunts, and hoes on IG, and you don’t think something is wrong here, you’re a shitty parent.

If you give your kid an Audi, even though he appears to sell drugs, you are a shitty parent.

If you support your 18 year old’s rap career and fly him to California to try to become a rapper, you’re a shitty parent.

This whole thing happened because of shitty parenting. The cops can only charge Adams with something that they believe they can convict him on. If they thought they could get him on a murder charge they would. But Brady came to Adams, threatening to slap him. That matters, and would make it hard to get a murder conviction.

The most obvious injustice here is the fact that Michael Cerrato hasn’t been charged. It makes no sense. You can’t fault him for picking Adams up, but you can definitely fault him for getting him out of there after the fact, and allowing him to hide the murder weapon in the house.

Meanwhile, the free muh boi dindu nuffin patrol is out in full force in the comments:

Oh, and it’s only news because Adams is black and Brady is white:

This genius evidently doesn’t think an adult killer should be identified by the media because it might hurt his family’s feelz:

Adams stepfather Ron Ayton is a real gem too. He blamed Brady’s supporters for yelling at his son in court, and now says that his son has autism, which is the reason he collapsed when people started yelling at him. He wants his stepson released on personal recognizance:

Pro tip – if you want to kill someone and be released with no bail, make sure you cross the border to Massachusetts first. They’ll let you off on a manslaughter charge for $1.50 and a four piece chicken nugget.

As you can see, Ron is a great parent who obviously instilled values into his son:

Grown ass man with a flat brimmed hat. Shocking his son decided to pursue a rap career.

He’s been posting on Facebook, claiming that it’s “in healthy” to speculate that his son is at fault for stabbing a human being:

Lots of kids get into fights. Most of them use their fists, rather than grabbing a kitchen knife.

Oh, and of course he’s playing the race card too:

It’s true. George Zimmerman, who lives in a different state with different laws, got away with killing someone because of the stand your ground law. Therefore his son is allowed to kill people after leaving a house to fight someone. And if you don’t agree with that then you are racist.

Free muh boi!!

He’s also letting Justin Brady’s supporters know that he don’t play:

And of course Dad has created a GoFundMe for the $750K bail, and even added an extra $100K to the goal for some spending cash, while painting his son as the victim of bullying AND racism:

Yes, that’s right. He’s shitting on the memory of a deceased 16 year old boy and referring to him as “his enemy’s.” That’s normal. Poor Trey was suicidal and they “no it”!!

Looks like Trey actually blames his family for growing up with no support, and claims he had to raise himself and learn how to survive:

Now they’re starting a GFM for him because they care.

Anyway, Trey wants to be real happy “for ever”

Hopefully jail makes him happy, because that’s where his broke ass is gonna be for a while.

 

18 Comment(s)
  • Secret admirer
    September 18, 2018 at 11:47 am

    Who ever wrote this piece of shut I advise to go Fuck youself and suck a sick u don’t know any thing ur saying even though ur making a joke out of something serious. PS, YOUR A DUMASS

    • Rochambeau
      September 18, 2018 at 1:16 pm

      You’re* a dumb ass*
      Also, your an hero if you get more likes than me.

    • Fucking Savages
      September 19, 2018 at 12:54 pm

      Gee, thanks for that FUCKING WONDERFUL response, full of illiterate English language!
      Get a fucking education, savage!

      There is a REASON why you are in the position that you are in!

      You don’t give a fucking SHIT about education!

      Pathetic, fucking savages!

  • Henry Fool
    September 14, 2018 at 6:16 am

    This is what kids aspire to these days, its in their music and films and books (scratch books), replayed in their heads a thousand times a day, more if your father is a child, too. When this behavior results in inevitable violence, the responsibility is on those who don’t live this way to pay the bill. These socially retarded people can’t understand why businesses won’t come to their hood, and of course blame the whole thing on racism. Every race legally in America, who worked hard as naturalized citizens, has succeeded, without affirmative action and identity politics.

    • Anon.
      September 14, 2018 at 2:23 pm

      Great post, Henry!

  • Special Olympic Participant
    September 13, 2018 at 11:19 pm

    Check out the generic “Honors Day” invitation for “academic excellence” sponsored by the Concerned Citizens of Students. Was it due to 4+ GPA? Probably not.

    The invitation specified that the ceremony was discriminatory toward students lacking color, or a charity case for students that make up a mere 2% of the demographic makeup of Pasco County.

    I seriously doubt that a player of “Deuce2X”’s caliber, with his cache of cute designer purses, would be ignorant enough to see that he was being played by this “Concerned Citizens for Students”?

  • Wabbitt
    September 13, 2018 at 9:42 pm

    Something tells me that none of that 850 grand is going to bail. He’s going to get his payday, then “go to the store for cigarettes” and never come back.

  • whatevuh
    September 13, 2018 at 7:40 pm

    Keep calm and get some rope . . . .

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 13, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    At the ripe old age of 17 he was finally able to properly spell his name so he received a paper trophy. Way to go Double Douche! You can roll a blunt with the paper, now….well, when you get out in 10-15. By that time he’ll be able to shit out a ping pong paddle…sideways.

  • lol
    September 13, 2018 at 6:45 pm

    Nothing was lost in this ordeal.

  • Chet Manley
    September 13, 2018 at 6:13 pm

    Well, that little shitstain rapper just got himself some valuable street cred. Wonder how his 100 pounds of fucking badass is gonna fight off the rapists in jail. My prediction is he is gonna get a severely stretched out asshole during his time in the hoosegow. Good enough for him. Maybe he can develop new rap tunes whilst gargling with his roomy’s load in his suck.

  • Just Do It
    September 13, 2018 at 5:40 pm

    Fainted in court? No. He probably heard the National Anthem and fell down.

  • z
    September 13, 2018 at 2:26 pm

    With the # of middle finger photos out there and my assumption that this is only a small # of those kind of photos, I’d plead for mercy because the kid is slow in the head.

    “Hey Trey, wanna watch the Pats?” Double fuck you.
    “Hey Trey, wanna play some video games?” Double fuck you.
    “Hey Trey, did you used to live in Enfield?” Double fuck you.
    “Hey Trey, how much is 1 + 1?” Double fuck you. At least he gets that one right.

    I see the only 1 middle finger photo is with the challenged blue haired chick?and in that he’s holding his dick. I guess that’s a suitable replacement.

    Trey must be some kind of Emo Boi.

    Nice to see dad do the chin rub. Somebody should have copyrighted that.

  • z
    September 13, 2018 at 12:18 pm

    It’s fucking Enfield man. While half way between the hood-villes of Springfield (closer) + Hartford (farther away) it’s still fucking Enfield. Geez. Going out of town for contract killers now?

    One thing disgusts me with MassLive and Springfield TV media. 99% of the time there is a news blackout at the MA/CT border. It’s like CT doesn’t exist at all. When the crap hits the fan, all of a sudden CT is relevant. Even though Enfield is 5 minutes away via I-91.

    • z
      September 13, 2018 at 12:47 pm

      I may have been too hasty on contract killer. Love to know the circumstances how they all managed to end up together.

      The dead kid don’t know squat about what’s going on at the Cerrato house unless you egg him on.
      Did shit for brains double fuck you know the kid? It’s been a couple of years.
      Was shit for brains double fuck you a regular at Cerratos house?
      Must be a big fucking house for the old man not to hear anything.

      If you had the fucking knife before Brady arrived you ain’t standing your fucking ground. You tell Brady not to come, or you tell your old man ,or you tell the cops. You don’t grab a knife and wait.

  • Y
    September 13, 2018 at 12:09 pm

    rappers gonna rap

  • Whinycunt
    September 13, 2018 at 11:56 am

    GFM campaign is gone. Lmao.

  • Jim
    September 13, 2018 at 10:42 am

    Now I know why they call it dropping a deuce

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