Entitled Plymouth Clam Steals Pizza From Papa Gino’s Delivery Boy In Front Of Child, Brags About It, Gets Called Out By Delivery Boy On Facebook

Look, if you’re going to be a snotty douche, pitch a fit, and steal a pizza because you didn’t get your way, you should probably not take to the Internet and laugh about it on a public page.

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Andrea Johnson, a basic from Plymouth, was pissed that her pizza from Papa Gino’s was taking longer than she was told it was going to. I imagine it was awful. Expecting a pizza delivered at a certain time and having it be late? Her whole world must have come crashing down.

She looks like someone who gets her asshole bleached, no?

I’m guessing she was weak from malnutrition when she dragged her frail body towards her smart phone. It was life or death for her to call and complain about the tardiness of her pie.

The Papa Gino’s manager, Jordan, apologized, explained they got slammed, and that her pizza was coming out of the oven now.  That wasn’t good enough for Andrea. She wanted that pizza for free. She didn’t care how nasty she had to get. That’s what she wanted.

Jordan, the poor bastard that had to try and be nice to this wench, said that was impossible. He could only give her a couple bucks off, credit her some cash for her next order, and pull the $2.50 delivery fee. So Andrea did what she thought was right. She tipped the driver and slammed the door in his face. In front of her kids no less. Great role model.

Yep. Andrea stole the pizza. Take THAT you corporate pizza-making whores! She really showed them! She felt she deserved a free pizza and didn’t give a shit if she was told she had to pay for it.

Don’t forget Turtleriders: This is Andrea’s world. We just live in it. 

Most of us know that when people walk out on waitstaff it’s left for the person serving us to pay for it. Stealing from someone who has to struggle for tips is one of the lowest moves you can make as a human.

But Andrea didn’t care.

Usually we use words like “allegedly”, when it comes to douchey crime, but, because of Andrea’s next brilliant move, we didn’t have to.  The Entitled Queen o’ Gino got on the Everything Plymouth page and bragged about what she had done.

I’m not sure if she was looking for a pat on the back, or just trying to shame the business, but it blew up in her face.  The good folk of Plymouth started blasting her for making the poor delivery driver pay out of pocket for her tantrum.  She didn’t like that, so she deleted the post, and expected it to just go away.

Scott Rodrigues, local genius, had taken a screenshot of her hissy fit brag session and shared it again. He wasn’t going to let her get off that easy.  Nothing ever disappears from the Internet. I don’t know how many times we have to tell people this.  This time, among the shame squad, the Papa Gino’s staff came forward to tell their side of the story and to defend their boss. Andrea didn’t like that either and demanded Scott take down his post. 

He was like “nah.” 

He said that he would only stop the public shaming once he got proof that she had done the right thing by paying for the pizza.

That’s not fair! People were being so mean to her! She had already called and taken care of her bill for the pizza.

But the Papa’s crew, who were sitting at work watching this whole thing unfold, said that she was lying.

Andrea had a pal of hers call to settle up the balance after most of the town said she should be arrested, made fun of her teeth, and relentlessly mocking her entitlement.

Robert didn’t take the post down though and I can’t blame him. It takes a real dickhead to steal from a kid making less than minimum wage. Especially when he had nothing to do with why she was pissed off in the first place.

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63 Comment(s)
  • Steven Stover
    December 17, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    Those stupid glasses are just like the ones all the Elizabeth Warren lovers wear down at Vincents.

    • Biff Tannen
      March 13, 2017 at 3:11 pm

      Does the Pippy Gigi’s in Ye Olde Plimothe still serve pitchers of beer? If so, someone should buy one and pour it over AJ’s head.

  • Make America great again
    December 17, 2016 at 9:39 am

    Please drive into a bridge abutment today. Just for us.

  • Dazed and Amused
    December 17, 2016 at 6:46 am

    Are you kidding? It’s the highlight of my day, watching these two troll each other.

    As for Andrea, total Douchebaggery.

  • Make America great again
    December 16, 2016 at 10:25 am

    I am SO FUCK ING sick of seeing these bulls hit comments that go back and forth between Feisty and Bob and who the fuck else they want to call themselves. When I see 45 comments ,it’s like, here we go. The two douche bags are at it again. Why don’t you two ASSHOLES dissappear so people can actually comment on the topic and not have to thumb through the bullshit. It’s really getting old. That said….this bitch could eat an apple through a picked fence with those choppers. What a cunt.

    • BobnMic
      December 16, 2016 at 12:44 pm

      Sorry you disapprove. You see – about 6 or 7 months we decided to have this fake feud for entertainment purposes in an effort to spice things up around here in the comment section. To just remain being taxed to read some (not all but some) of these lame opinions was becoming detrimental to the heartbeat here in the comments. That was our strategy and so far it was working up until your complaint. From this point forward we shall re-think our policy and approach in order to satisfy just you.


      • You suck at life
        December 16, 2016 at 12:58 pm

        Ho-lee-shit… I think I broke a rib laughing… My Lord… You are soooo clever. Did anyone ever tell you you should be a comedian? Wow… You’re like, the next Richard Pryor, or George Carlin…. Soooo fucking clever!!! You have revolutionized the blog commenters industry. Please. Continue forward… Take your genius to other blogs. Don’t let us keep your genius here. It MUST be shared with the world. It’s like Andy Kaufman level genius… The joke was on the readers the whole time!! Fuuuuuck…

        (PS… I’m serious. Please go somewhere else. Where your “genius” will be appreciated. 38 Pitches would be a good place… 😉 )

        • BobnMic
          December 16, 2016 at 1:18 pm

          Thank you for your candid remarks and admiration. And thanks for the suggestion to assist other blogs but there is still some more work to be done in here before I am done. So for the time being, I will stay on and get back into character. Enjoy and again thank you…

  • Dgaf
    December 15, 2016 at 11:37 pm

    Remember when bobnmic and fiesty kissed each others taints everyday? Then they turned on each other. Good times.

    • BobnMic
      December 16, 2016 at 4:38 am

      Now you wait a minute. It’s not my fault. I did nothing wrong. It is all his fault. I love people and would never do anything wrong to anyone because, you know, I am a lawyer and smarter than anyone in here so that makes me the ‘Queen Bee’ but be carefull this bee stings when annoyed or aggravated. And he aggravates me because he keeps asking me questions about the law and stuff that I cannot answer. I wish he would stop doing that because I want everybody to think I am the superior being in here in the comment section. This is my heaven. Because when you don’t have a life, you got to find something because my husband and kid just aint doing it for me anymore. So enough about me – what do you think about me?

      BobnMic dba Fiesty the fake.

  • The Hamburgalar
    December 15, 2016 at 8:35 pm

    I have to admit when it comes to fast food delivery guys getting mauled, beaten and murdered on a daily basis in America this one really opened my eyes to the dangers out there.

    Thanks for the great story.

    How about an exclusive on Avon Ladies that get short changed?

  • Mr Butthurt
    December 15, 2016 at 8:35 pm

    I would smack that ass all night long.

  • RatchetWrench
    December 15, 2016 at 7:24 pm

    My daughter worked for Papa Gino’s and the horror stories she would tell me about people who expect free pizza when it’s 2 minutes late. Oh and they expect it delivered on time in a blizzard with a foot and a half of snow on the ground while they are busy binge watching Grey’s Anatomy and often times don’t tip. One time she had an order for a small pizza (customer accidentally selected large online), and they made a large pizza (per the order) and she gave the customer the large pizza and was ready to collect only for the small pizza, but oh no that wasn’t good enough. She yelled at my daughter to her face, even though my daughter showed her order that she placed online for a large. So she had to go back to Papa Gino’s and get a small pizza and when she came back they were already eating the large one, so they got a large pizza for the price of a small, and a free small pizza. She has plenty of stories of delivering pizzas to the homeless welfare queens being pushed around or pushed down the hall and the door slammed shut (free pizza). The worst for her was having to put $100 of her own tip money into the register to make up for a shortfall from these bleached butthole babes who think they are so special. It’s not a fun job and every year there is a pizza delivery person who is robbed or shot for the money in their pockets. It’s a thankless job.

    • BobnMic
      December 15, 2016 at 7:59 pm

      Hey there! Your daughter seems like a bright girl, what hours does she work?

      Does she know the difference between a blow job and a large Pizza?

      If not tell her to give me a large pizza tonight!!

  • Ban the white trash
    December 15, 2016 at 7:18 pm

    Do everyone a favor and ban Feisty and BobnMic from commenting on the blogs. Everyday every article they pretend to be one another and write the most ridiculous things. I can’t take it anymore. Get a life or a job both of you please. It’s getting really old.

    • December 15, 2016 at 7:25 pm

      I can tell you that they are two totally different people.
      I wanted to get them in a mud wrestling pit and sell tickets for charity but neither of them wanted to.

      • BobnMic
        December 16, 2016 at 3:28 pm

        It is not that I am uninterested in a charitable contribution in any form because I always am South STG. It’s just the thought of having to touch that thing that calls itself a lawyer gave me the dry heaves when I first read your suggestion back then that’s all. And this little ditty below just illustrates the level of bullshit this thing is capable of. So for purposes of sanity and hygiene, I was compelled to decline. ♣

        • December 16, 2016 at 3:45 pm

          You two would have quite the draw…. For the children!

          • BobnMic
            December 16, 2016 at 3:57 pm

            Aww comeon South STG. Now you’re tugging at my heartstrings making me feel like a selfish little boob. Which is probably correct if you look at this objectively. Maybe they’re right. Maybe I really do suck… 🙁

          • December 17, 2016 at 2:23 pm

            You’re alright in my book, Bob. I still think the broader world of Reddit would be right up your alley. I know there are no Feistys to troll but so many others to fuck with on so many topics.

          • BobnMic
            December 18, 2016 at 12:38 am

            Well thanks South STG. I’m not sure if the invitation to get more into Reddit is a good thing or a suggestion to leave here entirely. But with you I doubt the latter.

            And I do not consider myself a person that trolls anyone or fucks with a single person. My operative mode these days is from a defensive or reactive posture unfortunately. Then respond doubling down that effort when attacked which some take as extreme and perhaps unreasonable. Kind of like taking a knife to a gunfight whereas one is packing a S&W .45 cal M&P versus a butter knife from the other. Not a real contest but those with the butter knives seemingly make it one.

            That’s just me. Then after the fire fight(s) hopefully back onto to topic if the coast is clear. That pretty much is it sister.

            And I did check out Reddit. It seems pretty cool. Just no real semi-immediate interaction I find.

          • December 18, 2016 at 11:38 am

            It wasn’t the latter. Promise. Haha. Just a lesson on neat communities on the Internet for Bob expansion.

          • BobnMic
            December 18, 2016 at 11:16 pm

            Question: Can I actually expand? You give me way more credit than I deserve South STG. But thank you just the same. You truly are a sister to a revered nutjob like me…

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      December 15, 2016 at 7:43 pm

      Actually I have not been behind any of the accounts making fun of Bob. Today is the first day I’m actually doing it, posting as his wife. Just because Bob accuses me of being behind all of it, doesn’t mean it’s true. I’m only doing it because I realized it made him extremely angry, which made me very happy.

      Going back to ignoring him like I did for months even though he will continue the bullshit like he’s been doing and MANY people got tired of it so what’s why he’s being bothered.

      • BobnMic
        December 16, 2016 at 4:13 am

        Ya ok little Miss innocent Fiesty (spelled wrong because you’re an idiot). I’m the Villain and you’re the Angel. I’m the bad guy and you are the good guy. Keep lying to yourself about that and keep punching your steering wheel thinking of me. Better yet – GO FEED YOUR KID. I can hear her crying from here you lame ass sorry excuse for a mother. What next? A gofundme account so you buy presents and put up a tree? That would, in no way, not surprise me at all.

        • BobnMic go away
          December 16, 2016 at 6:10 am

          Speed Kills! GO AWAAY!!

    • Knuckle Dragger
      December 15, 2016 at 7:57 pm

      Are you kidding? This is some of the best entertainment I’ve seen on the internet in months. I come here every day for the laughs.

    • LLC
      December 18, 2016 at 11:29 am



  • He Who Shall Not Be Named
    December 15, 2016 at 6:27 pm

    You have to wonder, if she’s willing to steal a $10 Pizza, what else has she stolen “because she was owed it”.

    And FYI, the local managers usually can’t refund your money, however corporate will. Just call them, and they make it good.
    One of the few good things about Papa Gino’s.

    Too bad their pizza sucks.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    December 15, 2016 at 5:36 pm

    I’ve been trying to hold back Bob but this is how I picture us before I pass out at night from drinking cheap Vodka.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    December 15, 2016 at 5:29 pm

    Bob please don’t flatter yourself in thinking I would ever have anything to do with you. I’m a fucking high society, high class lawyer you dick sweaty cunt. I sip only the finest boxed wine money can buy and my child makes due with nothing but her imagination. Sh’e only a child and I bet she can roll a joint and mix a better Seagrams and 7 than you can!!!

    • Robert Dulmaine
      December 15, 2016 at 5:32 pm

      Marie stop posting as Fiesty and come home. I promise I have your heroin money. Danny has been having a difficult time with outbursts and I can’t stand the fucking prick. We should have done a better job because this SSI isn’t going to hold up for long.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      December 15, 2016 at 5:37 pm

      Nope, still not creative or funny enough. Try again cunt!


      Oh sorry that’s my Tourettes, you know all about that right??? LMAO! Please, tell me how much you love the SSI from THAT diagnosis!!

      • FiestyDSSLady
        December 15, 2016 at 5:56 pm

        Hey Fiesty KNOCK KNOCK!

        Oh wait that’s right you’ve already heard that one when DSS came to rescue your abused kid!

        • BobnMic
          December 16, 2016 at 6:00 am

          Abused or neglected? I guess it’s the same.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    December 15, 2016 at 5:23 pm

    So there I was one day sitting in court AGAIN when I said to myself ‘self you spend so much time in court you could be a lawyer’! It’s really quite simple, you just listen to all of the charges against you and say “NOT GUILTY”. Pretty much anyone can do that so now I’m a lawyer LOL.

  • BobnMic
    December 15, 2016 at 4:18 pm

    Andrea is just an elitist spoiled little brat attention seeking scum bucket.

    • Michele (Wife of BobnMic)
      December 15, 2016 at 4:50 pm

      Staahp it Robert!! Come and give your tough boston wife some love baby!

      • BobnMic's Tiny Penis
        December 15, 2016 at 5:06 pm

        Are you ready for me to wreck your pussy with this thing?

        • Michele (Wife of BobnMic)
          December 15, 2016 at 5:08 pm

          hehehehehe… It’s so silly looking Robert, like a squiggly piggy tail!!

          • BobnMic's Tiny Penis
            December 15, 2016 at 5:11 pm

            It’s the mighty acorn that turns into an okra tip.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    December 15, 2016 at 4:16 pm

    I just can’t stand this time of year when my daily talk shows get bogged down with the stupid ‘Jessie the special boy with a tumor’ segments. If he was so special he’d be flying fighter jets at 6 yrs. old instead of being a fucking burden to his family.

    Everybody knows the parents can’t wait for Jessie to die so the selfish little prick will stop ruining their family picture Christmas cards.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    December 15, 2016 at 4:06 pm

    I would have no problem taking the pizza for free and then slapping the delivery guy around like he’s one of those whiny little balding leukemia kids!

    • Michele (Wife of BobnMic)
      December 15, 2016 at 4:52 pm

      My Robert is a tough guy too! I know a woman named Marie Guilmette she lived in Athol but her boyfriend changed his address to Leominster. I think they are moving because the school district realized they are lying about their child being special needs so, they can’t collect anymore.

      • Michele (Wife of BobnMic)
        December 15, 2016 at 4:53 pm

        I can get her to post here. She also has red hair like me. I’m sure she will use her real picture. She likes to wear bandanas like men.

        • BobnMic's Tiny Penis
          December 15, 2016 at 5:13 pm

          I bet she wears men like bandanas too.

        • BobnMic
          December 15, 2016 at 5:17 pm

          Good one there Fiesty the fake. So you’re taking this down here now huh? Why don’t you go feed your 4 year old. I can hear here screaming from here. Stop ignoring her because you want to spend all day and night harassing me. Some Mom you turned out to be. That poor kid does not stand a chance in life due to you! She should be taken away from you – you self centered attention seeking narcissistic whore.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            December 15, 2016 at 5:23 pm

            You spent weeks talking about my child last month, saying the same thing you’re saying now. So, I don’t feel bad talking shit about your slutty methed out whore of a wife. I normally wouldn’t do it to someones wife, but you’re so pathetic you talk about innocent children LOL.

            I hope you know nothing you say gets under my skin. You don’t have any authority on my personal or financial life, so your opinion and thoughts are useless to me.

            I won’t even correct your accusations, no need for me to do that when I know, and many people here know what I’m about in my personal life.


          • BobnMic
            December 15, 2016 at 6:25 pm

            “I hope you know nothing you say gets under my skin.”

            Umm yes it actually does and I love it because you suck that bad.

            “You don’t have any authority on my personal or financial life, so your opinion and thoughts are useless to me.”

            What in the fuck of all known globally flying fucks does this even mean? Authority on your personal financial life? What the fuck freak. Am I some sort of banker or something? Jesus H. Christ already.

            “I won’t even correct your accusations.”

            Well no shit Sherlock. That’s because you cannot. It is all true and you know it so go for a ride and punch your steering wheel for me. You fucking zero.

          • BobnMic
            December 16, 2016 at 11:01 am

            I am a fucking no good coke head drug dealer and a proud piece of shit. Might as well nail me to the cross and crucify me. And I “F bomb” all the time. The neighbors hate me. Also, I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and…I like to kiss my own butt.

      • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
        December 15, 2016 at 5:09 pm

        Did somebody say athole? Speaking of atholes, isn’t mine as pretty as a piece of ruby red grapefruit

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    December 15, 2016 at 3:59 pm

    Here’s another idea, DELIVER THE FUCKING PIZZA ON TIME!!!! I would have tied up the delivery guy, put a ball gag in his mouth and fucked his mother in front of him with a big strap on dildo!!!

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      December 15, 2016 at 5:01 pm

      If you’re going to pretend to be me, at least be funny.

    • BobnMic
      December 16, 2016 at 4:44 am

      lmao. That is so Fiesty it hurts. lol lol lol lol

  • Lincolntf
    December 15, 2016 at 3:58 pm


  • Independent Thinker
    December 15, 2016 at 3:54 pm

    What a piece of crap. Keep in mind that the delivery person is just a working stiff trying to make a living. I guess she felt like she had power over him or something like that.

    There are people out there who like to abuse servers and bartenders. They tend to develop a reputation and also tend to end up with spit in their food.

  • Andrea Johnson
    December 15, 2016 at 3:36 pm

    Stahhhp… You’re being so mean! I get it… I was cunty… You guys made me cry… Which is way worse than stealing pizza… Come on… it’s pizza… Stahhhp….

    Safety pin.

  • December 15, 2016 at 3:32 pm

    I love Gino’s. I agree with you on one thing. The mozza stick fiasco was a dark day in our history.

    • Near sighted
      December 15, 2016 at 5:52 pm

      SSTG you seem like a fairly intelligent young lady so please help me out. Why is it that women dislike the Trump women?

      The Trump women are attractive, independent and successful. They actually dress like beautiful women should dress.

      I would think college dykes across the country would be plastering their Dorm walls with Ivanka posters and touching themselves to sleep?

      Thanks for any insight….

      • December 18, 2016 at 11:34 am

        I don’t have any insight on this one, buddy. The only two cents I’ve ever had on the matter is when I was watching the RNC and Melania kept doing Blue Steel every time she looked at the TelePrompTer.
        Sorry to disappoint you on this one.

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    December 15, 2016 at 3:30 pm

    Hate me all you want for loving the Papa’s pizza still. Or just redirect your hate toward this coochie’s love for make-up filters. Kiddo, it doesn’t work when the make-up is in front of your thick SJW glasses.

  • Turd Burglestein
    December 15, 2016 at 3:02 pm

    Any relation to the tip stealing hoe from Uncle Sam’s in the previous story? Maybe they’re sisters. Or maybe the same person after a night of being a slam pig.

  • Pizza Connoisseur
    December 15, 2016 at 2:37 pm

    Learn something new every day. I never knew that the waitstaff has to foot the bill when someone walks out. I thought the business took the loss. I admit I’ve never worked in the food industry, so I am not well informed on this kind of stuff.

    Oh yeah, and a side note: she actually committed two crimes in one day: her other one was ordering Papa Gino’s in the first place. They haven’t been good in years. When they ditched the mozzarella sticks for the mozzarella twists, that was the last straw. I stopped giving them my business a looooooooong time ago.

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