Hoodrat Heroes

Drug Dealing Kingston Mother Of 3 Who Just Shot A Tax Credit Out Of Her Baby Cannon Starts GoFundMe For New Teeth Because She Likes To Smile

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WTF

Students Say Plymouth North High School Teacher Mentioned Having Gun Safe At Home So They Shut Down The School And Cops Came For Him

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All-Star Criminals

Plymouth Poo Popsicle Who Robs Homes On Cape Cod After Finding Out Wake And Funeral Times In The Obituaries Is Here To Lecture You About Privilege

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Hoodrat Heroes

Plymouth Cootermuff Picks Worst Cover Photo In The History Of GoFundMe Scams So She Tries Selling All Her Shit Because Diego’s Got The New Package

Plymouth Cootermuff Picks Worst Cover Photo In The History Of GoFundMe Scams So She Tries Selling All Her Shit Because…

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Nudniks

Fun-Sucking Fupa Shrew Threatens Children With Arrest For Water Balloon Fight Because Her Vag Is Sandier Than The Public Beach She Think She Owns

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Bone Ride

Tour de Turtle Bone Ride: Hingham, Hull, Cohasset, Scituate, Marshfield, Duxbury, Kingston, Plymouth

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WTF

Molesting Dentist Dad Asks Plymouth Group To Look For His Kids Because The Court Won’t Let Him See Them – And It Went Very Badly For Him 

It’s been a while since we had a really long SSTG blog. My fans will cheer. My haters will mock…

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All-Star Criminals

Kevin Ribeiro, The Notorious Plymouth Handyman Scammer, Tried To Tell His Victims, Who Called Him Out After Our Blog About Him, That It Was Their Fault He Took Their Money And Ran

Just as I knew it would, the flood gates have been opened on Plymouth scam artist Kevin Ribeiro. Want to…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Plymouth Derptastic Mom, From “Bad Family,” Bashes Police Because A Cop Didn’t Wave Back To Her Young Son – Fails To Mention That She And Her Kid Were Standing Next To A Convicted Crack And Heroin Dealer At The Time

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Hoodrat Heroes

You Are NEVER Going To Believe What The Infamous Plymouth Dumpsterslugs Have Done Now… Because OMFG…

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Nudniks

Butthurt Millennial Cupcake Takes To FB Because Plymouth Cop Didn’t Rescue Her When Her Car Broke Down – Even Though She Couldn’t Be Bothered To Ask Him For Help After Standing There For An Hour Looking Totes Adorbs

Butthurt Millennial Cupcake Takes To FB Because Plymouth Cop Didn’t Rescue Her When Her Car Broke Down – Even Though…

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All-Star Criminals

The Plymouth CO, Who Got His Ass Whooped In Viral Local World Star Video, Has Been Identified – Got Arrested For Being A Complete Poon And Using Pepper Spray In A Fight He Started Because He Has A Mangina

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Nudniks

Video: Plymouth County Correctional Officer, Who Goes Full Pussy By Pulling Out Pepper Spray During Sidewalk Fight HE Started, Gets His Ass Handed To Him And Leaves Crying – Lands Himself On World Star

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Mainstream Media Fails

Kingston Woodbooger, Attacked Himself With Chainsaw, Eats 100 Percs In Four Days – Cries To Fox 25 Because Hospital Won’t Give Him More Pain Pills – Fox Misses How He Spent Time In Jail For Selling Scripts

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All-Star Criminals

Notorious South Shore Career Criminal Slugrake Is Fresh Out Of Jail And Wants You To Donate To His GoFundMe Because He Needs Cash While He Gets His Next Illegal Enterprise Going

If you’ve spent your entire life in and out of jail – chances are people will scoff when you start…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Plymouth Dumpsterslugs Caught Trying to Trade Their Prescription Pills Online – Male Slug Smeared Bathroom Of Local Business With His Own Poop Because He Was Mad

It’s the update you’ve all been waiting for!           Ah yes, when you stir the water…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Shout Out To The Legendary Turtlerider Who Served The Plymouth Dumpsterslugs Pizza And Epically Trolled Them 

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Reader Emails

Plymouth Lurchbeast And Family Are Filing An Internet Lawsuit Against SSTG; Hire Vulva After Desk Girl Couldn’t Help Them Take The Blog About Them Down

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Hoodrat Heroes

Plymouth Lurchbeast Robs Landlord, Trashes Townhouse, Lets Bums Move In With Kids, Brags On Facebook About Tropical Vacations While She Owes $27K For Two Years Of Rent

Plymouth Lurchbeast Robs Landlord, Trashes Townhouse, Lets Bums Move In With Kids, Brags On Facebook About Tropical Vacations While She Owes…

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Smiles And Sunshine

Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #30-21

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