Turtleboy Investigates

Plymouth Business Owner Makes Up Lie About Town Forcing Him To Take Down American Flags To Get The Murica Mafia All Fired Up 

 

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Fake outrage works both ways. Take for instance this post from Plymouth that’s been shared almost 3K times since it was posted yesterday.

I smelt bullshit from the moment I saw this because there was no citation posted, and generally the ALL CAPS is a sign that we’re not dealing with a rational person. I feel the same way about flag Nazis that I do about BLM activists – you people have way too much time on your hands to get faux outraged about nothing. This post was red meat for the Murica flag Nazis, and they ate it up.

Damn communists!!

Quickly the truth began to come out.

Turns out he was asked by the town to take down a large banner for violating some bylaw. Although you can argue that this bylaw is also stupid, he lied when he said that he was asked to take down the American flags because he knew this would fire up the Murica crowd.  Turns out the right can self-victimize too.

Some have chalked this up to a misunderstanding.

But you can actually see the banner he was asked to take down in the background.

So he knew what he had to take down, he complied, and then he whined about flags shortly before the 4th of July to rile people up and attract them to his business.

Question. Everything.

 

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30 Comment(s)
  • Greg
    June 27, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    “Turns out the right can self-victimize too.”

    Too? Did you seriously just realize this? The right is the collective CEO of self-victimization.

  • Liberalism is a Disease and TB has Contracted It
    June 27, 2020 at 7:52 am

    TB, just remember to wear your mask when you vote for Biden, okay? Liberal race traitor shitbag.

  • Joe Biden
    June 27, 2020 at 6:12 am

    “Poor kids are just as bright as white kids”

  • BLM chimps
    June 26, 2020 at 10:17 pm

    TB you ignorant asshole if this guy was a spade and put up signs that said kill all the white people nobidy would have the balls to say anything
    You’re a traitor to your race you piece of shit

  • Franklin
    June 26, 2020 at 10:13 pm

    I have no problem with nazis
    We need them now to take down the insolent negroe scum
    Fuck your TB

  • Liawatha
    June 26, 2020 at 6:21 pm

    Those flags are a distraction to drivers! They represent a racist nation divided by hate! They need to be thrown in the trash and Kahian needs to be thrown in jail!

    • greg skinner-goldblatt
      June 26, 2020 at 7:27 pm

      suck cock you old whore

  • Kike lover
    June 26, 2020 at 5:39 pm

    Guarantee though, if someone hung out 20 giant “black lives matter” or rainbow flags that actually were distracting, they would NEVER get a notice like this… They say its not about the flags, but you know some pissed off liberal queefs on the town board were offended, looked for any ordinance they could find that he was breaking, and then sent him the notice.

    • Truth4All
      June 26, 2020 at 7:08 pm

      Wow…..apparently YOU are one of the haters as well. I love it when people act like the people they hate.

      • Kike lover
        June 27, 2020 at 10:05 am

        No, I would let them fly any flag, even if it was a cause I didn’t like, and would not give a single shit… because its a flag.

        If you’re offended over things like flags and words you are a pussy and a fucking faggot.

  • Automatic POS
    June 26, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    His last name ends in -hian, instant piece of shit

    • Youreprobablyturkish
      June 26, 2020 at 7:19 pm

      I A N endings are usually Armenian, so no- you’re just a dumbfuck asshole.

      • I A N endings are usually Armenian,
        June 27, 2020 at 8:35 pm

        Exactly! …Which is why I said he is automatically a piece of shit..

      • Jéw Fucker
        June 28, 2020 at 10:00 am

        Armenians are by nature pieces of shit.

  • Matt
    June 26, 2020 at 4:22 pm

    I have first hand experience dealing with this prick, not as a customer but as a tenant. He has no integrity and is greedy selfish pos. Good riddance glad to see him getting called out for being the fraud that he is.

    • Zensei
      June 26, 2020 at 10:23 pm

      Matt

      Speaking of pricks your mom did a masterful job of sucking mine off last night

  • Captain Trips
    June 26, 2020 at 3:20 pm

    A fellow Navy man. Can’t be that bad!

    • Alex Reimer
      June 26, 2020 at 3:21 pm

      oooooooh..he’s a semen, I mean sea man.

    • North of the Border
      June 26, 2020 at 3:31 pm

      Just remember, it’s not gay underway, it’s only queer on the pier!

    • Drumgruv
      June 26, 2020 at 4:47 pm

      Agreed. I worked for him about 20 years ago. POS

  • North of the Border
    June 26, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    You nailed it. When running a biz, almost any publicity is good publicity, and this guy is milking it like a 90-year olds prostate.

  • what's wrong w this picture?
    June 26, 2020 at 2:51 pm

    He gets free advertising from the interwebz until a real journalist like TB exposes his fraud. Is there any doubt that he has no integrity and would screw his customers at the first opportunity. What an eye uncle, only you would catch the banner in the photo. Kudos!

    • Fuck the chimps
      June 26, 2020 at 10:21 pm

      Kudos also to your mother for the way she licked my asshole last night

  • Brendan Leary
    June 26, 2020 at 1:28 pm

    It clearly tells him to remove the banners… banners are defined as flags… they told him to take the American flags down…

  • Flip-Flop, Flip-Flop!
    June 26, 2020 at 12:51 pm

    Turtleturd’s basis for everything!

    Whichever way the fucking wind blows for you, huh, shithead?

    • BYE FELICIA
      June 26, 2020 at 1:18 pm

      Everyone is fair game. Don’t like it, leave.

    • Truth4All
      June 26, 2020 at 7:10 pm

      And another testament to the failure of Americans to teach reading comprehension.

  • Murica
    June 26, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    Its a good thing that no one lit him on fire with a magic stay-lit lighter, too!

  • Dumbass
    June 26, 2020 at 12:18 pm

    If only people were as smart as they THINK they are.

    • Agent Kay
      June 27, 2020 at 8:32 pm

      A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you’ll know tomorrow.

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