Plymouth is the public schools of south shore beach towns. While most coastal cities in Massachusetts have private beaches for residents only, Plymouth’s are basically a free for all. And yesterday the town was buzzing after a flash mob of hoodboogers showed up with beer, blunts, and booties at White Horse Beach and caused all kinds of trouble.
This is what happens when people in Brockton learn how to swim.
The mob of hundreds all congregated in one area, and you couldn’t really see what they were up to.
Although you’ll notice in this picture featuring some HIV banks shaking their dong chowder targets, that the man with them is wearing boxing gloves.
Turns out they are members of a ghetto fight club, that violates the number one rule of fight club – they tell everyone about fight club. Over the weekend they shared their videos on an IG account that has since gone private, called WTWMass (what’s the word Mass?), that has 188,000 followers (including me) which completely defeats the purpose of going private. Here’s the video they uploaded from Plymouth.
I mean, I’m always down for a little fight club, but not if you’re not gonna do it right. You can’t be having unsanctioned fights like this where Ed Too Tall Jones is knocking a white boy half his size.
To his credit Gringo McGrundle got back up and fought, but when you fight on a wet and sandy beach it’s hard to keep your footing.
There was def no shortage of thongs, open containers, and Obamaphones.
This little kid right here:
“Diversity is fun!”
Ghetto fight club also went to Narragansett Beach over the weekend, although these fights appeared to be with younger, less diverse kids, and it was really more like a high school football tackling drill.
However, these are literally some of the worst kids on earth, and their parents should be absolutely ashamed of the satanic ghetto muppets their crotch fruits have turned out to be. In the videos they posted you can see junior hoodboogers running from the cops, surrounding them while they attempt to take hoodlums in custody, and throwing beer cans at them while shouting “fuck 12.”
Anyone know who this little shitdick is?
He likes to join crowds and kind of stand in the back so he doesn’t get in trouble, then yells “fuck 12” to try to be edgy. He does this because he doesn’t wanna be famous, but we should find out who he is anyway. Feel free to message Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook, or email turtleboysports@gmail.com if you recognize any of these winners.
According to WBSM there were no arrests made in Plymouth, as ghetto fight club scattered the moment the fuzz arrived. However, 8 were arrested at Narragansett Beach, including at least 5 high school students.
Police said Domenico Deluca, 19, of Cranston, was charged with disorderly conduct. Aiden Bordeleau, 19, of Cranston; Avery Defusco, 20, of Johnston; and Samuel Richardson, 18, of Old Lyme, Connecticut, were charged with failure to disperse. Evan Rinaldi, 20 of Cranston, was charged with failure to disperse and possession of alcohol by a minor. Three 17-year-olds, whose names were not released because of their ages, were also taken into custody. They were from North Kingstown, Providence and Johnston.
This is not normal behavior, and it’s definitely not good if you live in the town of Plymouth. It was universally condemned, but the fights did have at least one supporter.
If bukkake had a face.
Yea guys, this was a totally non-violent event in which men pummeled each other repeatedly in the head and ran into each other at full speed with no pads on. They kick the shit out of each other like this before every big sportball match.
The towns and the police need to come down hard on these shitheads. For non-coastal people like me it’s hard to find a public beach in Massachusetts, which is why so many people end up at Hampton Beach, the Walmart of New England beach towns. This is the kind of behavior that will turn all beach towns into Manchester by the Sea or Cohasset.
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satanic ghetto muppets
Now that’s funny right there. I don’t care who you are.
*the sounds of plymouth wasps ripping BLM signs from their heavily landscaped yards*
Someone please weaponize a drone and do a flyover…
There, they’re, their
Two, to, too
For, four, fore,
Your, you’re, yore
If you’re too fucking stupid to know how to use the proper word, it doesn’t matter- we’ll give you a diploma anyway because we know what you mean to say, and we just want you out of our fucking building.
… is when a person who can’t spell calls out someone else as a “looser.”
Maybe they were exaggerating the oo in looser
You know…like fire Marshall bill
Finally turtle boy has written a story on some big juicy dicks!
Its always the darkies
Expect more of this kind of thing to happen. Someone said this might happen at Nantasket Beach. That would be nice. Because this “diversity” will drive right through the center of Hinghamland. Where they’ll make note of all the “blm” signage. Perhaps this will encourage these people to make a pitstop at one or more of the million dollar mansions along Main Street.
You see, it was the typical “new england” liberal that caused all this. Blind tolerance, abolition of any kind of personal responsibility, appeasement of every kind of demand and desire.
This has consequences. Elsewhere, these very same people are being hired, feverishly, by fortune 100 and 500 companies. All have been bamboozled by various social justice “activists”. In fact, the American Medical Association (AMA) is hard at work making sure these people become doctors. And United Airlines is also hard at work trying to make these people into airline pilots.
JAJA could have been there
Look at the n1gger in the last video. He has wool instead of hair.
The most troublesome aspect of all this, is someone still uses Sprint as a carrier. #Loser
We have no one but ourselves to blame for allowing the trash to take over and dominate our society. It is a real shame that we cannot even enjoy the beach anymore without having inner city hood rats invade. That is why many of us join private clubs in order to avoid this.
So when are they heading over to do this on Martha’s Vineyard?
July 4th is the nog celebration at MV. Most residents go into hiding that week.
Maybe Barak and Moochelle will invite these animals to their $20million dollar pad to hang out and fight there. Moochelle is such a racist that she should welcome them with open arms. Oh wait, they just want to talk a big game and condemn whites, but they sure don’t want to associate with these porch monkeys.
47 SHOT IN CHICAGO BETWEEN FRIDAY AND TODAY.9 FATAL.
Trumps fault?
I was just saying children these days are hell demons and now here we are.
I like not doing anything. It’s too dangerous to arrest people.
Just HAD to use an Irish name to make your point, ey, “copper”?
Don’t worry…that’s gonna change, too. THE #1 crime in America, in a few short years…?
“Driving While White”.
Oh fuck yeah…it’s happening as we speak.
Now that’s some funny shit…umbrage…
It is a simple solution-ban black people from your beach. White people would then not stoop to their level or adopt their disgraceful culture and behavior.
Good Heavens!!!
Blacks are animals and prove it with low life bad behavior everyday. Chimp with the big mouth saying White people can’t fight, then why do Blacks complain about the Police all the time???? Shit like this makes it so easy to hate Spooks just try to avoid them whenever possible. My favorite thing about people of color is they love shooting each other. Keep pretending Black on Black crime is fake and we will also. Just stop being lazy fucks and learn to shoot better. Get the kill numbers up
BLACK ON BLACK VIOLENCE THE GIFT THAT KEEPS GIVING
Have you read either of my two books? “I smell a N*gger”, or “N*gger, N*gger, N*gger”? They sum up this behavior in a concise and accurate manner.
In some foreign countries when the darkies invaded their beaches they resorted to spreading broken glass on the sand. They figured fuck it, a summer of not going down to the beach was way safer for the community than a summer with their town full of drunk assholes.
This is what you call “award winning journalism”?
N!GGERS can’t swim
This is why those of us living in civilized society own private beaches so we can keep scum like this far away. The property taxes suck but well worth the price of admission.
As the wildlings emerge in spring from their section 8 slumber they are most ready to establish stupidity. Cheered on with an abundance of whooping and catcalls by the in season females, the males demonstrate their feeble bodies amongst a wild flinging of limbs.
No camera necessary to capture this less than Darwinian display as the tribal government provides them with one.
Idiocy captured in perpetuity.
Breathtaking really.
We here at PBS, BBC (pipe down licorice lovers) and the wretched holders of The Discovery Network here by order a cease and desist order of your famed voice.
There shall be no parody of the madness involved in New England public beaches. While hilarious and of the utmost truth, We of these networks can not be sullied by such nonsense.
We do that on our own. Especially the Discovery Network (how many bake a cake shows can one have?) and PBS too. What a blithering slather of horse trite those Americans spew.
We of these networks need his 100 year olde narration to make shit sound important.
That is all.
How DARE you, sir?!?
Your MOTHER was a HAMSTER and your FATHER smelt of ELDERBERRIES.
The Ghetto lifestyle is a guaranteed ticket to a life of squalor and wasted talent. Only problem is most people don’t realize this until they’re either broke, dead, or in jail. There’s nothing cool about being 40 with no money, no career, and no future and wondering just what in the Hell you did with your life.
And this is why we can’t have nice things.
Ain’t diversity grand?
Men looking to grope other men usually go to PTown….
You might have better luck there kids.
The taint would totally floss with that tasty red bikini bottom.
Plymouth? What would the pilgrims think? This must be part of that whole 1619 thing. No thanks. LOL
They’d think these people are more buckled than our hats. The Mayflower did not arrive here for this shit. The rock we landed on has more personality.
We out this bitch!
A few grenade launchers with incendiary grenades launched into the crowd would have taken care of ending the event.
Tell the cops to vacate, then fire away.
The number of welfare recipients and the local crime rates would immediately decrease.
Serving ratchets, well done! Ring the dinner bell!
You said “there was no shortage of thongs” yet we get five pictures of just the same ass…wtf?
And no that flat assed on doesn’t count.
Dude, The internet is on Obama phones now. Even with cricket wireless. Go to this google machine and type in “ghetto thong asses”
You’re welcome
Wonder why mom always has the METCO kids sleep over at their house
Tracy Freeman gave me crabs, I’m 16 years old with fucking crabs
“Fix the blacktop, fix the problem!”
“Fix the blacktop, fix the problem!!”
(Yo, Tracy…how u get dem abs on yo forehead, girl? Dat shit is CRAZY!!)
Just an example of what to come this summer,local law enforcement ain’t gonna do squat, except show up in force after the fact with powdered donut dust on their face
Shad but (hiccup) true, B…Baaarney (hiccup)…
Listen, if you had a job making $200k (OT/details) but because of the “woke “ motherfuckers that have banished ANY FUCKING SEMBLANCE OF LAW AND ORDER IN THIS COUNTRY TO THE FUCKING HISTORY BOOKS…
…wuld you get out of the fucking car? When every time you do you’re 99% on your way to “cancelled”?
Granted there has been a fucking STAMPEDE towards retirement from pd’s across the country but the ones that remain ain’t gonna do shit… Because they CAN’T do shit.
Because…”…that’s racist”.
We are FUCKED.
As long as they break it up before anybody gets seriously injured, I’m not sure I have a problem with this.
Looks like fun.
They have at least put down the guns, and are learning how to throw hands.
They are doing this to each other.
They are getting it over with before the months that matter, they can spend the summer doing community service while the rest of us are at the beach!
Win-win-win!
Open season on whites.
Try to say something. Your kids or girlfriend will be picking up your teeth at best.
Right after they’re raped.
They’ll crawl over to you with their bleeding assholes and drape themself over your body do the raped and beaten white girl “don’t kill my boyfriend ” plea.
Or maybe it will be your kids bleeding from the raping they got saying “please don’t kill my daddy”
While you lay there unconscious. Like a fucking pussy who let his country go to savages.
You seem pretty cool. I too have a tenuous grip on history and reality in general, do you want to get together and tickle each other with a feather?
As long as they stay on the public end of Narragansett Town Beach and away from my Dunes Club, I say let the hoi polloi bask in their merriment. They need a little relief from their drudgery and miserable existences once in a while.
When bongo beaters and their coal burning hoochies flashmob on a public place, what could go wrong? This is why islanders don’t deserve welfare. But seriously, that’s like 99% brown dudes and 99% white chicks. I hate stereotypes as much as the next timid Caucasian, but why are they so often true?
Next fight club location is scheduled to be held at rye Beach. Bring your friends
Sorry, next Saturday 11 am rye beach new Hampshire
Because me and my junior aeronautical club have our annual meet there, model gliders and the like, we will be awfully upset if this is true.
WHY? do you have a problem with bipocs going to your beach?
#Black lives matter #defundthe police #beachfightclub
Again next saturday:
Rye Beach
Rye new hampshire
Saturday @ 11:00 am
Light or… “dark”?
Dark and seedy…
That kid getting grabbed by the cops should have used pocket sand he could have gotten away
Sha sha SHAA!
acceptable society. Well, no one seriously “accepts” it. The behavior is merely a result of liberal “policies” “education” and “tolerance”. Those will tolerate, and accept until of course, it affects and effects them. (Both are suitable).
It will be a long summer for the inner cities as violent crime and death sweeps through. Embolden by BLM, lack of responsibility, fuck the police, and law enforcement apathy the death count rises. Abided by woke journalism blind to any objective reality creates a perfect storm which lacks any objective truth.
10 shot in Minneapolis with 2 dead would normally be called a “Mass Shooting” with calls for “gun control”.
None of that found after this weekend.
One should wonder why.
Pretty sure I saw groot in that crowd
Chimp festival – Should have just tossed a case of bananas onto the beach. Or fried chicken.
Welcome to the 3rd world shit hole country of Massachusetts.
Can I get me a mortar?
You mean John Kerry the hypocrite fraud who went to Vietnam for 2 weeks with a camera crew to do a photo op? His whole platoon has come out that they hate him because he is basically a stolen Valor. Also taking a private Jet to relieve a climate award in Iceland. Probably the most insufferable hypocrite in politics.
Oh my, but aren’t YOU a wealth of information??
My goodness you know a LOT of STUFF, huh???
Calm the fuck down. Everyone knows the guy sucks…try to stay focused here.
(And if you had even HALF a clue you would know his name isn’t even “Kerry”…look it up, Professor.)
Look at this triggered lil bitch. I’m a professor because I’m stating the facts? You definitely seem like the liberal asshole that drives alone in his car with a mask on. Internet tough guy.
In the immortal words of Gilmore Tuttle:
“ I’ll straighten YOU out, ya little prick.”
Pssh, “Internet tough guy”, indeed.
Blow me.
How do you “…’relieve’ a climate award in Iceland”?
(Asking for a friend)
Another angry liberal response, when pissed off they have to bring up sexual innuendos like sucking his 2 inch chode. You can do better then that pal.
She remi – I say, she reminds me of Paul Revere’s ride, a little light in the belfry
Sp1c Tormentor vs. Fake Sp1c Tormentor!
Fuck the cunty complainers who live there for two reasons, one you don’t OWN the fucking ocean and 2. I bet every single person that lives around that beach are big time BLM supporters. It’s all fun and games supporting the nogs and demanding that nogs get this and nogs get that until they are actually in your town chimping out right in front of you!
Listen to this Bernie Sander voting child. Imagine owning a home and having these shitbags show up on a nice Sunday. Go back to playing Call of Duty ya twat.
Nogs are gonna Nog Ricky. It’s gonna be a long summer for all those residents now that the nogs have found them. Just wait til the nogs decide to familiarize themselves with the peoples lawn furniture. I can picture a family of nogs dragging some poor families lawn chairs, patio set and $1200 Chef Master grill right out of their backyard and down to the beach for an afternoon of chimping out. Nogs have zero respect for other peoples shit hahaha.
…nogs.
^^^ Listen to this Bernie Sander voting child. Imagine owning a home and having these shitbags show up on a nice Sunday. Go back to playing Call of Duty ya twat.
Haha…was going to post similar thoughts…”defund police” “black lives matter” well to all you ignorant fools…this is what “going to the beach while black” looks like…ENJOY YIUR SUMMER!!!!! And it’s not even memorial day yet!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
You are exactly right! This is why we need segregation again, separate but equal, oh, wait, separate, but one side jungle for the savages, the other pristine for those of us that work 40+ hours a week and want to enjoy some beach time. How many of thise Jigaboos do you think work? How bout their parents, go, take a guess. 2? Maybe as many as 10? My guess would be ZERO!
Do you think these pavement @pes know whether it is a Sunday or a Tuesday? They dont know thr difference. All they know is the first of the month because that is when their EBT cards get loaded.
Cohasset? I think you mean Nantasket Beach in Hull.
Wish I could call in an air strike on that crowd
Eagle One this is Mother Nest, you are cleared to fire. Repeat, you are cleared to fire. Over.
Mother Nest this is Eagle One. Roger. Weapons free, ETA for maverick release 2 minutes. Over.
Eagle One this is Eagle Nest, give em hell! Over.
Neighborhoods, schools, beaches, large cities, small towns….
I will take things minorities ruin for 1000 Alex!!
I’m sorry, that’s the wrong answer. We were looking for “What are all the places these white boys are getting FUCKED UP.”
LOL!
I wouldnt even go in the water on the south shore or anywhere in RI. More vermin on the spicboogers that in the sand.
Video evidence! LOL, y’all soft-shouldered, man-tittied, or 115 lbs. soaking wet in fucking salt water. Stick to hockey and wait for a ref to break that shit up, pussies! LOL! This blog is my new favorite, I swear man.
We just evolved above the culture of violence, unlike you savages.
I knew I smelled BITCH in here.
LOL!
You’re just thinking of your mom.
I know I am.
Everyone loves chocolate!
Yeah but NOBODY LOVES SHIT.
Fuck off, honky troll.
WCF-NOG, you can’t even register the statement and see that what he’s saying is true because you have that savage mindset. You went right back to proving the statement is true
It’s all our dads fault, teaching us math, how to read, write, etc. Apparently he should of been punching us for asking ” when do we get to try steak instead of pigs feet?”
Funniest part is yall learned how to fight from getting beat by your moms, cuz we know your daddy wasn’t around…oh and another thing. That blue bin with the hooves and skin in it…yea, that’s waste. Sorry you thought it was dinner.
You seem to know a lot about hockey so I’m guessing your white and even though I agree with the majority of what you say I think you are a full of shit tough guy. Anyone who has street fought knows it’s not about winning the fight, it’s about inflicting damage. I honestly probably lost 85% of my fights but nobody limped away unscathed. Btw fighting with gloves on is for pussies, tape is ok but if it ain’t bare knuckle it ain’t fight cub.
Sucker punching elderly Asians doesn’t count as fighting. Drive by shootings don’t count as fighting. Resisting arrest doesn’t count as fighting. And finally, standing around in a circle on a beach, pressing yourself up against other sweaty men, while attempting to watch a big kid throw punches at a little kid, doesn’t count as fighting – I’m pretty sure it’s known as foreplay in the LGBTQ community.
Thanks Obama!
Pepper spray and rubber bullets, those jungle savages will run back to Roxbury in a hurry.
I couldn’t see many jungle savages but there were a shit ton of bangable snow bunnies looking for savage dick.