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Johnny 12 Steps And Duck Lipped Plymouth Princess Start $1500 GoFundMe For Life Saving Dialysis Copay For Veteran Shortly After Getting Married


Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day out of Plymouth.

Me and my husband got married on October 24th not that long after he found out he was in the last stages of kidney failure in order to keep him alive and well until he gets a transplant he will need to go on dialysis we just recently found out that his copay in order to even start is $1500 which we do not have So I am asking anyone and everyone to donate anything they can that way he can continue his life, hes a veteran going for his master electricians license… I can’t lose him our lives our just beginning hes only 31! …..PLEASE HELP.”

They also started a fundraiser on Facebook that’s raised over $600.

Don’t you hate when that happens? You spend all this money on a wedding, then a couple weeks later you find out you’re in the last stages of kidney failure but you can’t afford to pay the $1,500 copay to stay alive because you blew all your money on the wedding. Plus, he’s a veteran. Support the troops!! Just disregard the fact that if he were a low income veteran then the VA would give him free healthcare, and if you can’t pay the copay (if there is one) then they’ll give you the treatment anyway.

We will also ignore the fact that dialysis costs about $70K a year without health insurance, which they have anyway because they’re just looking for a copay. But the $70K is for the whole year of treatment, and it’s just $500 per treatment without insurance. No dialysis provider would require a year’s worth of treatment up front in order to get treated initially.

I’m not saying they’re lying about him being a veteran, but there’s nothing at all on his Facebook page that would indicate that he served. There are some sweet selfies though.

And some bad ass Murica shirts.

But if they’re not raising money for dialysis copays, then what are they raising money for? Surely these fine, upstanding individuals wouldn’t have that “disease” that’s been going around that makes you lie to everyone in order to get your next fix from Diego the friendly neighborhood crack dealer.

This guy’s into heroin?

If “I’ve been clean for 5 months and I’m conquering my demons” Facebook posts had a face.

She seems trustworthy too.

I just can’t see it. Plus, they’re from Plymouth. No scammers or junkies ever emerge out of Plymouth. Sounds legit.




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44 Comment(s)
  • The Hammer
    November 19, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    I guess a few dumb asses never heard that in the last 30 years, NOBODY has ever been refused life-saving treatment by a hospital. Just ask the Illegal Aliens who show up at the ER and get treated without any questions whenever they have the Cold.

    • Im white and even I do this
      November 19, 2020 at 2:23 pm

      I have no insurance, I literally just go in and never pay. They will send me bills and “final notices” nonstop for a few months then just stop and I never have to pay.

  • bloop
    November 19, 2020 at 12:19 pm

    A Crackhead and Orange

  • cableguy
    November 19, 2020 at 12:07 pm

    Joshua Michael Souther

    Gender Male
    Race White
    DOB 10/17/1989
    Address Cocoa, Florida
    Height/Weight 76/180.0
    Arrest Date/Time 4/24/2017 8:50 pm
    Booking Date/Time 4/24/2017 9:03 pm
    Arrest Location Cocoa, Florida
    Arresting Agency Brevard County Sheriff’s Office
    Booking Number 2017-00006204
    Prisoner Type Felony Adult Male
    Incarceration Reason Warrant
    Total Bond Amount $0

  • DOH!
    November 19, 2020 at 11:53 am

    This is a scam. Worse then:

    “Please consider supporting local journalism by donating to the Turtle fund.”

    When all you’re supporting is cut and paste internet articles.

  • Frank White - King of New York
    November 19, 2020 at 11:36 am

    Man people are really pathetic using serious life threatening illness to fleece the idiots on the internet… what a bunch of idiots.

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    November 19, 2020 at 11:25 am

    That Zoot suit makes him look straight out of Bergen-Belsen concentration camp.

  • crack is a hell of a drug
    November 19, 2020 at 10:51 am

    Making skeletons look normal, that’s an incredible photo filter they have.

  • Bob Murchison
    November 19, 2020 at 10:47 am

    Nutsack was wrapped around the shaft like a hang glider this morning

    • Curious
      November 19, 2020 at 9:21 pm

      Is this post about you or Skeletor?

  • Observer X
    Movie Quote
    November 19, 2020 at 10:46 am

    “I curse you…”Thinner.”

  • Turtle Rider
    November 19, 2020 at 10:45 am


  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    November 19, 2020 at 10:08 am

    That junkie faggot can use his pointy chin to chip ice out of peoples gutters this winter if he’s still tight on cash.

  • Boston Irish
    Fenway Frank
    November 19, 2020 at 10:07 am

    That boy is on herron

  • Dick LaBone
    November 19, 2020 at 10:04 am

    She’s a hottie in North Plymouth

  • Charlie Parker
    November 19, 2020 at 9:08 am

    You guys ready for lockdown # 2 ?

    • Sure am!
      November 19, 2020 at 11:03 am

      Visited the dispensary, I’m all stocked up on weed, visited the liquor store, all stocked up on booze, and visited CVS, all stocked up on baby oil.

  • Jewmerica
    November 19, 2020 at 8:39 am

    Nothing wrong with a GFM scam every now and again. Hey, it’s how I get money for my Nazi dolls!

  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    November 19, 2020 at 8:24 am

    Just wow!! This is Massachusetts. It is nearly impossible to be turned away for anything medical, neverless life saving dialysis. These scammers really have to come up with better a better shtick!!

  • Black privilege is the ability to commit violent crimes and still call yourself a victim.
    November 19, 2020 at 7:44 am

    She has a head like a butternut squash.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    November 19, 2020 at 5:44 am

    As you celebrate the diverse experiences of the transgender community this week, please be mindful of the rest of the LGBTTQQIAAP (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, transsexual, queer, questioning, intersex, asexual, ally, pansexual) community. Enjoy!

    • Dr Wu
      Bruce Jenner
      November 19, 2020 at 6:08 am

      You forgot the other 118 possibilities. You must be a bigot.

      • Duane Ingalls Glasscock
        November 19, 2020 at 10:35 am

        ever been boned up the ass for being a fucking wise-guy?

        • god hates fags
          November 19, 2020 at 10:57 am

          If opposing the Barry Soetoros of the world licking joe biden’s of yhe world crusty ass cracks is bigotry sign me up.

          I will always support hot women eating each other’s pussies and ass.

        • soxrock191
          November 24, 2020 at 2:12 am

          Lmao …. WBCN….. miss it.

  • Gimme the needle
    November 19, 2020 at 5:22 am

    Getting too cold to spend the night under a tarp in Myles Standish forest, fire up the go fund me scam. They need for hotel money and some party supplies

  • Calm WhiteDad
    November 19, 2020 at 2:12 am

    Gross. PASS.

  • Karyn
    November 19, 2020 at 12:27 am

    I hope mr. Parker doesnt get mad. I was maskless at govenor newsoms birthdsy party the other day. I realize I cant have parties at the compound anymore.but I figured cali was far enough away for a lieutenant that breaks the silly rules.
    Rules are for little people and Charlie’s tall.

  • Captain Quint
    November 19, 2020 at 12:22 am

    At least they are not Dark Bars.

  • Douglass Tannenbaum
    November 19, 2020 at 12:09 am

    That sunken in junkie face tells us all we need to know.

  • Eddie Van Halens Ghost
    November 18, 2020 at 11:55 pm

    Her perceived nice rack is merely an optical illusion.

  • VP Spiro T Cheney
    November 18, 2020 at 11:54 pm

    She is too old to do the duck face… weak.`

  • Chipmunk Oil
    November 18, 2020 at 11:49 pm

    Neck Tattoos and heroin.

    • Guinea Geisha
      November 19, 2020 at 12:39 am

      Guys with neck tats used to make people nervous. Now they make GoFundMeez.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    November 18, 2020 at 11:34 pm

    Her bra is lying to all of us. She has a couple of fried eggs hung on nails hiding in there….yuck

  • Joe Biden*
    November 18, 2020 at 11:28 pm

    Thumbs down police just swooped in.Get used to it.

    • the virgin Connie Swail
      November 19, 2020 at 10:43 am

      have you boned kamala yet or does Hunter have dibs on the whore?

  • Virgil "The Turk" Sollozzo
    November 18, 2020 at 11:18 pm

    FYI I have the good stuff.I have cornered the market already.
    Scott 1000 toilet paper.36 pack $360.00 Single rolls $20.00 a pop.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Dave Cherry
    November 18, 2020 at 11:01 pm

    She got sum big ol’ titties

  • Tuukka Rask
    November 18, 2020 at 10:59 pm

    I have a mid week feel good story I would like to share.

    Bobby Brown Jr., the son of singer-songwriter Bobby Brown, has died, according to several media reports. He was 28.

    • Guinea Geisha
      November 19, 2020 at 12:44 am

      Like bubble baths and 8-balls… Bobby Brown’s relatives never get old.

  • Sir Reginald Pumpenstein
    November 18, 2020 at 10:55 pm

    Kinda wanna see her tits but kinda don’t. Definitely some clamnecks

    • John Henry
      November 18, 2020 at 11:59 pm

      Little Neck Squirters.

      • Bayleys Seafood Scarborough Maine
        November 19, 2020 at 7:29 am

        how dare u

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