Limp Dick Larry Is Telling Tall Tales To WBZ About Leaving A Woman In A Plymouth Pond After Crashing His Jet Ski, Morons Sense Blood And Vow Internet Lawsuits


The other day we wrote about the Limp Dick Larry, the junkie viagra consumer who allegedly left a 19 year old girl in a Plymouth pond after inviting her onto his jet ski and crashing it. Luckily an off duty Milton firefighter went out and rescued her, because Jared Sherman sure as shit wasn’t going to.

The victim’s mother said that her daughter had just met Jared Sherman, who offered to take her out for a ride and refused to bring her back to shore when she wanted to. Obviously we can’t verify this and only have mom’s version of events for now. But what’s undeniable is that it was his jet ski, it crashed, and she was left there.

Now Junkie Jared is claiming that he dindu nuffin to WBZ:

Questions remain surrounding the discovery of a teenage girl who was found unconscious in the water after a jet ski accident in Plymouth. Investigators say the 19-year-old’s friends left her behind after the accident. The man who was on the jet ski with her told WBZ-TV that’s not true. When 19-year-old Talia Morini got on, he gave her his life jacket, and let her drive. Jared says the next thing he knew, he saw a blur, and woke up in the water.

“At first we were unconscious but I was holding on to her,” Sherman said. “I guess that’s when the guys on the boats started heading out there. And then I guess I came to my buddy said, and I was trying to hold her above water.”

Wait….what?? You held her body up while you were unconscious? Sure thing Junkie Jared. Lots of unconscious people are able to be conscious enough to save a woman’s life. Then he regained consciousness right when his unnamed “buddy” arrived to save him, but not her.

The other day he also said that he was drowning when his buddy got there because he’s so chivalrous that he gave her his life jacket.

But wait, I thought you were unconscious bruh? How did you not drown if you were lying unconscious in the water without a life vest, while actively saving the woman had the life vest on?

Oh yea, his story checks out.

The Milton firefighter who saved her didn’t mention any of that though.

An off-duty Milton firefighter, who did not want to be identified, got Talia onto his boat.

“And then when we saw the other side of the jet ski, we saw that she was floating, but she wasn’t really, so we just pulled her up, held C-spine, kept her airway open,” the firefighter said.

Here’s my favorite part…..

Talia Morini was MedFlighted to Boston with serious injuries. Sherman says he had a concussion, fractured jaw, and a collapsed lung. But what hurts more, he says, are the social media posts condemning him, despite he says, his efforts to keep Talia’s head above water.


He had a concussion, a fractured jaw, AND a collapsed lung, and magically doesn’t require hospitalization. It’s almost as if you can’t believe anything a junkie says.

According to his boy toy DJ Abbott, Junkie Jared should be in the hospital because his face is “sideways,” but instead he’s having special time with DJ and can’t stop voicing his concern for the victim.

Sounds legit.

Meanwhile over on the All Things Plymouth group they’re taking this shithead’s word like it actually means something.

Internet lawsuit time! Someone call Attorney Richard N. Vulva! He’s the only attorney we haven’t beaten in court. Dude just keeps pounding away.

No morons, we don’t owe anyone an apology. Everything we reported was from witness statements, and nothing Jared says contradicts any of that. These people are so desperate to catch us in a lie they’ll believe pretty much anyone. Better luck next time Tammy.

According to others, we’re not to be trusted because we are NOT an investigative reporting outlet.


Someone might wanna call the Boston Globe or the State Police and ask them what they think of our reporting.

They kept insisting that the firefighter found a man with her when he went out to save her.

That’s because WBZ initially quoted the firefighter as saying that there was another man with her in the water.

But that quote is now gone. They appear to have retracted that statement from their original story and never said anything. Because WBZ is gonna WBZ. Either way, Jared’s entire story is clearly bullshit, so if there was a guy there it sure as shit wasn’t him. According to the initial WBZ report the firefighter said there was one guy there. If Jared’s buddy picked him up there would’ve been two. And it would also mean that the firefighter ignored the needs of an injured man with a collapsed lung and a broken face. Sure thing.

According to Wicked Local, witnesses saw the two jet skis driving dangerously.

Hunter said officials believe the jet skis were together and the two operators had been fooling around and spraying each other with water when the crash occurred. “It’s probably one of the most dangerous things you can do on a jet ski – speed toward each other and then at the last minute turn and spray. We’ve seen a number of accidents,” Hunter said.

It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what likely happened here. This loser 31 year old tried to impress a good looking young 19 year old by playing jet ski chicken. Except he fucked it up, crashed into his boy, and then freaked out and left her there because he didn’t wanna get in trouble. The firefighter then went out to save her, and if there was another guy already there it sure as shit wasn’t Junkie Jared. Either way, WBZ is no longer reporting that there was a man there.

Many have suggested that the victim’s mother is equally ratchet and is running a GoFundMe scam. In fairness, she does have a long and documented history of Google trophies.

But that’s got nothing to do with this. It’s an undeniable fact that her daughter is in the hospital because of Junkie Jared after he crashed with her on his jet ski. End of story.


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24 Comment(s)
  • ahole poud
    July 25, 2019 at 10:57 am

    she got on the god dam ski

    fuck her she got hurt….she can go f herself now

  • Uhh?
    July 24, 2019 at 1:09 pm

    So a FB comment IS an official witness statement now? I can only go off what it says in this blog, that you got your info from “witness statements”. What makes her unverified and uncorroborated comment more official than the comments of others? I’m not saying to not go with your gut on this one, but this story is murkier than pond water. Save yourself the ‘he said, she said’ headache.

  • Kerri
    July 24, 2019 at 10:48 am

    I find it to be pretty disappointing that instead of seeing people show the messages of love and support, that this young woman should be getting in her time of need. While recovering from this horrendous accident that could have ended much worse, if god forbid their weren’t people able to respond within moments… especially a firefighter “a person who is that knew what they were doing and were specially trained to make the difference between life and death in situations, such as jet ski accidents! With that said, this is the first I have heard of this taking place. If the male in the story truly was playing chicken (flashing off) with a friend and it went wrong (he wouldn’t be the first person in history for that to happen to) If he stayed with her???and she had the life jacket on??? then I believe he is owed an apology as people make mistakes and he stayed with her to make sure she got help??? On the other hand however, if he left her there to die, with no life jacket, he will learn that God doesn’t like ugly and even though he was scared (which I am sure was his reasoning, being young himself, and a court of law should see that this is attended to.)

    • Dude Abides
      July 25, 2019 at 12:21 am

      Yeah, well that is like your opinion man.

  • Hate Dindus
    July 23, 2019 at 8:13 pm

    Why are you using dindu to describe a white guy? Urban Dictionary that shit please!

  • New Insight
    July 23, 2019 at 6:55 pm

    I think the biggest thing I took away from this story is what a know it all nosey bitch Tammy Garland Morey is. I feel bad for her poor family!!

  • Thats one skeazy dude
    July 23, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    Popping Viagras and then having girls sit in front of you on your jet ski is really pervy….and kinda hilarious when you think about it!!!

  • Spic Tormentor
    July 23, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    I wonder if they got water craft driving lessons from Jóse Fènàndez of the Marlins

  • Francis Sidebottom
    July 23, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    Uncle turtle turd you are posting speculation and conjecture based on hear say and your uneducated opinion , where you there ? Is there a video of this accident , you are once again opening your self up to liability, free speech only goes so far that’s why you are begging the white trash that reads your garbage to pay for your legal issues ,, Jennifer scared the shit out of you and you realized only to pick on poor people for your profit

  • bigdaddy
    July 23, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    I will go with the word of a fireman over a junkie any day

    • z
      July 23, 2019 at 9:09 pm

      What if the fireman is a junkie or an alky?

      The Recovery Village dot com

      Why Do Firefighters Have a Higher Risk of Developing Addiction and Mental Health Struggles?
      While no demographic is untouched by addiction or mental health challenges, firefighters are disproportionately more likely to develop these conditions than members of the general population. According to a 2012 study published in Occupational Medicine, 56 percent of firefighters were also past-month binge drinkers. According to the Fire Service Joint Labor Management Wellness-Fitness Initiative, alcohol is the most common substance abused among firefighters. This is due to a variety of factors, including trauma, on-the-job injuries and fire station culture.

  • Possibly Live Footage?
    July 23, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    • Holy Flying Mudsharks !!!!
      July 24, 2019 at 1:25 pm

      Now THATS funny !!!!

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    July 23, 2019 at 4:19 pm

    TB told me the guy who found the phone is Springfield was the murderer.

    How did that turn out?

  • Timmy
    July 23, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    This story is really hard to follow because your FB comment critics are right, you don’t have anything but assumption and the Moms FB post. I’ve yet to read that he left her there. Everything you’ve given us is assumption you pieced together. I’m not saying you’re wrong but you haven’t proven your case to be right. People are right to be criticizing this story because you clearly don’t have anything other than other sources reports that don’t align with your narrative.

  • gitty
    July 23, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    How’s that Facebook lawsuit going? I’m seriously asking.

  • Dick Lips
    July 23, 2019 at 4:07 pm

    These crusty old cunts need to go back to their trump rallies! Tammy, baby, stop being so pissy because no one ACTUALLY wants your clam, but EVERYBODY gets your sons boy pussy.

  • Crispy C
    July 23, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    Moral of the story, make sure your daughters don’t get on a jet ski with a fucking drunk zipperhead like Jared. I think we all know this guy is a retard and is not telling the whole story but bottom line is you won’t have a near death experience if you avoid shitbags like this.

    Life lessons. Bad decisions = bad results.

  • hartf811
    July 23, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    The whole ratchet bunch should get their tickets punched. If little miss muffet is rolling her way through the rest of her life thanks to this junkie meatball he should pay. Oh that’s right! He never will pay because whatever he earns being a Plasterer ( don’t we hire illegal wetbacks for that now?) goes in his arm, into steroids or toys. “Its ok honey. You can put streamers in the wheels of your chair and Grampa will “dance” with you at your sisters wedding.”

    • z
      July 23, 2019 at 5:31 pm


      Nah, bro!! Just get some illegal Bluenosers, Bogtrotters or Capers from Canada, eh?

      That’s where all the sheet rockers come from.

  • Hydro Jet
    July 23, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    I feel bad for this girl, not only is her boyfriend a shitty jet ski driver but her mom is a convicted drunk driving crack dealer!
    Here’s to hoping Tammy Garland Morey get’s into a jet ski accident of her own this weekend and get’s her face ripped off for being an anti TB bitch.

  • Judge dread
    July 23, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    Wtf is a 19 year old doing with this chud stuffer on a jet ski? I guess it’s Plymouth so whatever.

  • You’re welcome
    July 23, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    The girls mom(making the accusations) Kelly Morini has a number of “google trophies” when you gonna realize that TB sports

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      July 23, 2019 at 4:08 pm

      indeed! she is a story unto herself. any gfm she starts is going straight to the pipe

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