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Limp Dick Larry Leaves Girl To Die In Plymouth Pond After Crashing On A Jet Ski And Abandoning Her Unconscious Body, Blames Victim On Facebook From Hospital

 

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NBCA 19-year-old woman is in the hospital after sustaining injuries in a jet ski crash. According to officials, the crash happened on White Island Pond in Plymouth, Massachusetts around 4 p.m. Saturday. When they arrived on scene, officials say they found a good Samaritan helping the victim. The victim was transported to a Boston hospital with facial injuries. The crash remains under investigation.

What the media isn’t reporting is that the victim was abandoned by some shithead who left her there to die after hotdogging like a douche and crashing, according to the victim’s mother. Luckily an off duty firefighter from Milton, who has chosen to remain anonymous, saved her life.

This is Jared Sherman.

He’s the filthy junkie who left a girl TO DIE in the middle of a lake. His Google trophies include arrests for possession of oxycodone, suboxones, and…

Viagra. Because limp dick Larry was too jammed most of the time to keep his chode at half staff while punching the clown to cuckhold porn on Mom’s computer.

Guess who his favorite sportball team is…..

Flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat. Every. Single. Time.

And if it’s not bad enough that he just left the girl there, he started posting updates on his Facebook page.

We know you don’t give a fuck, and we know you fuck shit up….for other people. We all know your life is a useless experiment that likely won’t last very long. But it would be great if you would just slowly kill yourself, rather than taking other people along for the ride with you.

And just when you thought he couldn’t get any scummier he accused the victim of causing the crash.

Don’t ya see? It was her fault. The girl he tried to impress, refused to bring back to shore, and then left to die in the middle of a lake. He’s the real victim, don’t ya know. He needs reconstructive surgery, which I’m willing to bet could be offered for free by a number of her friends and family. I don’t know if it will fix permanent junkie face though.

 

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44 Comment(s)
  • Dr. Obvious MD
    July 23, 2019 at 12:55 pm

    I would be VERY happy to offer him his “reconstructive surgery.” I GUARANTEE it will fix his permanent junkie face. Since life is a terminal disease, I would love to contribute to the inevitable.

    Doesn’t he look rather Russian? Seems like he could be related to a number of recent TB subjects.

  • Subs like the sandwich
    July 22, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    Something is telling me that Jared is no stranger to Kelly, who has several “google trophies”

  • John Blutarsky
    July 22, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    Fucking assclown can’t string together even one coherent sentence.

  • American Girl
    July 22, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    There are several degenerates that live on the same pond as my family. They are twenty-something arrogant, foul mouthed morons who tear up the small, quiet pond with jet skis. They drive 90 MPH, coming dangerously close to swimmers and kayakers. It’s a matter of when, not if, they kill or mame someone. And God knows how many turtles, swans and ducks they have hit, and how many colonies of spawning fish they have destroyed. They ruin the pond for everyone else.

  • The Shore Bunnies
    July 22, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    Everyone knows Talia is the Queen of the ‘shore bunnies’. They’re a bunch of teen aged girls who hang out at the shore line hoping to get a ride on the back of a ski. Once you’re on the lake with one they say they’ll give you a BJ later if you let them drive. They are horrible ski drivers but give great head.

    • Bubba C.
      July 22, 2019 at 3:47 pm

      You should see what they do for a helicopter ride and better yet what they will do at Epstein Island.

    • These girls like the cuke
      July 23, 2019 at 1:56 am

      Are these the pumpkin spice mafia girls? I guess they want their gourd early this year.

  • KILL HIM!!!!
    July 22, 2019 at 12:08 pm

    I’m sure the mothers post is complete and accurate.

    Lets kill this guy.

  • I'll bring tiki torches
    July 22, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    Why bother with an investigation?

    Lets all go kill him now.

  • NOT A DRUG DEALER
    July 22, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    Viagra goes for good money on the street, jussayin.

  • LOB
    July 22, 2019 at 11:37 am

    What a POS!

  • Everyone has a past and a present and some have a future.
    July 22, 2019 at 9:49 am

    There is more to this story. It’s awful what happened, but there are three sides to this story. His, hers and the truth. It will all come out.

  • Walt Ostrander
    July 22, 2019 at 9:36 am

    I began using Viagra in my early 20’s when I was still in the closet as a pansexual. Once I realized I was ready to start being sexually active with men I wanted to be sure I could perform. The male anus is one of the strongest muscles in the human body

    • Spic tormentor
      July 22, 2019 at 10:32 am

      Great story you fucking faggot

      • Walt Ostrander
        July 22, 2019 at 1:01 pm

        I will have you know that I am in a relationship with a cis woman currently but am allowed to have open relationships with men. I am comfortable with my sexuality and you’re a bigot

  • Henry Chu
    July 22, 2019 at 9:12 am

    This man need ancient chinese herb to increase blood flow for efficient erection

  • Who needs facks
    July 22, 2019 at 8:44 am

    Straight from the off duty firemans mouth during an interview Jared was floating in the water holding the girls body when he arrived on the scene but hey your version of Jared speeding off and leaving her unconscious body in his wake is so much more dramatic.
    You Fucking Hack!!

    • Tizzle
      July 22, 2019 at 9:04 am

      Sure thing, Jared, you fucking cum stain.

      • Joe Jones
        July 22, 2019 at 9:33 pm

        He’s a junky you’re probably one too.. I know all of these losers in the pictures, and let me tell you; if they OD tomorrow and died know body would care. I bet Logan is in this thread too standing up for his bitch boy Jarred… Fuck all of you scumbags. I would personally dig your graves and have a smirk while doing it. You’re all oxygen thieves!

  • Who needs facks
    July 22, 2019 at 8:31 am

    This story is based on an upset moms second hand version. Luckily she’s one of those single moms who has mastered the selfie. Anyone who’s interested in donating you’ll be happy to know that there is a gofundme account.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    July 22, 2019 at 7:30 am

    Casual Observations……

    1) Jet Skis are for morons.
    2) The person “On The Front” is called the driver.
    3) Morons congregate. Acquaintance or not, there’s unlikely a Doctoral Candidate amongst them.
    4) Can’t judge a book by the cover? First look at that dude, you can determine “IQ: 80”
    5) There’s much more to this story….

  • Cousin Eddie
    July 22, 2019 at 7:24 am

    Wait, she was driving?

  • Batman
    July 22, 2019 at 7:20 am

    Having dealt with these morons on the jet skis for years up in n h I’ll tell ya 50 % of em are reckless assholes who don’t obey any rules. You get all liquored up in the sun then start driving them hard. It’s a recipe for disaster. Hope the girl recovers and the useless twat does time. Originally from Milton and know most of the firefighters, damn good people. Given the location, I think I know who it is. Hat tip buddy.

  • bigdaddy
    July 22, 2019 at 7:02 am

    Was he pretending to be a Kennedy ?
    BTW50th anniversary of Ted Kennedy winning Chappaquiddick triathlon- drink , drive , swim

    • z
      July 22, 2019 at 7:35 am

      Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!!!
      I’m surprised that wasn’t worked into the story. Seemed like a natural fit.
      He needs to be wearing a neck brace.
      You know though, the Kennedy family has suffered so much.

      And the Kennedy family has inflicted so much suffering on others.

  • Hot Shot Cure
    July 22, 2019 at 6:43 am

    Posters have suggested the government cook up a massive batch with enough Fentanyl to kill an army of ratchets. Then provide it to Diego for distribution. Sounds kind of sick but the money and lives it would save make it worth considering.

    Junkie Ratchets please die off.

    • Hartford
      July 22, 2019 at 7:01 am

      Thank you. My idea originally. Give them too much of what they want. Several weeks later shithole cities will look like the “ Bring out your dead” scene in Monty Python then these total human wastes will be gone. Remember once we clear the table of junkie vermin, the other component is summary execution for anyone caught with drugs: on the scene. No arrests, no trials, no jail; just 2 in the head.

      • Old Man (not Gary)
        July 23, 2019 at 1:01 pm

        I’m not dead yet!

  • Frog Eyes
    July 22, 2019 at 5:58 am

    First of all….”Jared” So he has one strike against him off the bat.

    • M
      July 22, 2019 at 8:00 am

      You forgot the goatee and “lined up” haircut to go with that first name shared by the famous Pedo who used to sell sandwiches on TV

    • Strange
      July 22, 2019 at 10:17 am

      Jared Remys cousin.

    • Jared
      July 23, 2019 at 1:10 pm

      She lied to me. Said she was 14. Found out later she was at least 18; middle school my ass!

  • jared the homo
    July 22, 2019 at 5:00 am

    Is that Jared’s husband in the picture? He appears to be a homosexual

  • Silencio Dogood
    July 22, 2019 at 3:15 am

    heman’s a child of sperm and turd.

  • Wait a Minute
    July 22, 2019 at 3:00 am

    If he’s all fucked up from the crash and had to be pulled out of the water by others, that would probably leave him useless as far as rendering any help to the girl. The only thing he COULD do, at that point, would be to make sure she was being helped.(which he said he asked and someone told him she was picked up by another boat)
    Do we know ALL the facts? Where did the mom’s info come from? Is it possible that it was just a really bad unfortunate accident? More official info please.

    • WeRFucked
      July 22, 2019 at 7:46 am

      You’ve got a point. I’m an optimist. I ask “who would leave a girl you’re giving a ride to, trying to impress her, so you can have a use for that Viagra?” The mom says this girl is fucked up real bad, yet she was already able to get her side of the story? SST is writing this story based on an angry mother’s post.

      Jared is a definite douche according to his pictures. Viagra at his age is signs of an even bigger problem. I didn’t need any help getting hard at his age… actually I need just the opposite… something to keep me from getting hard every time the wind would blow.

      Jared’s story makes sense. It would explain why she was in front. It would explain the crash, if caused by an inexperienced operator. If we find out SST’s blog is truth, fuck this juicing limp dick asshole. If our thought that this guy isn’t as big a piece of shit as this blog makes him out to be, let SST write one about all the obvious stuff his Facebook posts show… he’s a douche.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    July 22, 2019 at 2:33 am

    Is that a Corona LIGHT? Fuckin’ juicer drinkin’ light beer…youre a disgrace, you floppy eared, incest created boy. You were so weak that you left a young woman to die. Be a man and own up to your mistakes. Every day I hate people just a fraction more.

    • Duh
      July 22, 2019 at 9:38 am

      Would you have a bottle of jizz in your pictures?

  • Judge dread
    July 22, 2019 at 1:14 am

    My personal brand is to look like a cape rapist.

  • Hug Your Kids
    July 22, 2019 at 12:20 am

    Hope this young girl is ok. If this is accurate this clown is going to be in big trouble with the police I would imagine. He’s probably better off them dealing with him than her family. That would be ugly

  • SMH
    July 21, 2019 at 11:33 pm

    If the victim were my daughter, I might want to reconstruct his ugly ass face with a baseball bat.

    • Vomit
      July 22, 2019 at 4:09 pm

      Thanks Marky Msrk. I know 911 never would have happened if you were on the plane.

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