NBC: A 19-year-old woman is in the hospital after sustaining injuries in a jet ski crash. According to officials, the crash happened on White Island Pond in Plymouth, Massachusetts around 4 p.m. Saturday. When they arrived on scene, officials say they found a good Samaritan helping the victim. The victim was transported to a Boston hospital with facial injuries. The crash remains under investigation.
What the media isn’t reporting is that the victim was abandoned by some shithead who left her there to die after hotdogging like a douche and crashing, according to the victim’s mother. Luckily an off duty firefighter from Milton, who has chosen to remain anonymous, saved her life.
This is Jared Sherman.
He’s the filthy junkie who left a girl TO DIE in the middle of a lake. His Google trophies include arrests for possession of oxycodone, suboxones, and…
Viagra. Because limp dick Larry was too jammed most of the time to keep his chode at half staff while punching the clown to cuckhold porn on Mom’s computer.
Guess who his favorite sportball team is…..
Flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat. Every. Single. Time.
And if it’s not bad enough that he just left the girl there, he started posting updates on his Facebook page.
We know you don’t give a fuck, and we know you fuck shit up….for other people. We all know your life is a useless experiment that likely won’t last very long. But it would be great if you would just slowly kill yourself, rather than taking other people along for the ride with you.
And just when you thought he couldn’t get any scummier he accused the victim of causing the crash.
Don’t ya see? It was her fault. The girl he tried to impress, refused to bring back to shore, and then left to die in the middle of a lake. He’s the real victim, don’t ya know. He needs reconstructive surgery, which I’m willing to bet could be offered for free by a number of her friends and family. I don’t know if it will fix permanent junkie face though.
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