I’m still laughing at all the idiots in the Plymouth Facebook group that blindly believed Limp Dick Larry’s story that he didn’t abandon a 19 year old woman after recklessly crashing a jet ski she was on over the weekend.
Jared Sherman is a well known scumbag with a bad case of the “disease” that makes him rob people and act like a general scrotum stain. Of course he’s going to tell the media he dindu nuffin. That’s what junkies do – they lie about everything.
Turns out this is nothing new for Limp Dick Larry, and his path of destruction has been going on since he was a teenager.
This dumb shit mother fucker robbed a convenience store by throwing a rock through the window, but instead of taking money, booze, cigarettes, or anything with actual value, he chose to take fahhh numbag fives, three numbah eights, and fifteen numbah twelves. Obviously this is so stupid because one of two things would happen:
- The scratch tickets are mostly duds, which means he wasted a perfectly good robbery to get nothing out of it.
- The scratch tickets contained big winners, which he would not be able to redeem since the lottery commission tracks tickets and can identify ones that were stolen.
And OF COURSE this piece of shit had to steal a $4 million ticket, which was worth jack shit because he stole it! The store lost out on $50,000 they would’ve made for selling the ticket, and some poor schmuck who blows half his paycheck on scratch tickets missed out on his only chance to ever become a millionaire, so he could then blow all that money on more scratch tickets.
But please, keep defending this human waste receptacle. He nearly got a girl killed, all of her teeth are gone, he blamed her on Facebook, he repeatedly lied to the media, and all these jackwagons in Plymouth rushed to believe him because they were THAT DESPERATE to prove that Turtleboy got something wrong. That’s literally the only reason that any rational person would believe him – because they wanted to prove that Turtleboy is fake news. And as usual, they failed in spectacular fashion. If you see Tammy around town feel free to remind her that Turtleboy is real news.
Also, I guess this chick is hangry too.
Cassandra: “I don’t read Turtleboy.”
Also Cassandra: “I just read that Turtleboy blog and I didn’t like it because my stupid quote was in it. I also have strong opinions about a blog I’ve never read.”
Cassandra: “Turtleboy is fake news.”
Turtle Rider: “Here’s a couple blogs they did exposing corruption in the state police.”
Cassandra: “That’s just two blogs.”
Yea guys, you should spend all day cataloging the hundreds of stories we’ve published that have produced actual results in order to win a pissing match with a woman who claims she doesn’t read Turtleboy in the first place.
I do want address this for a moment.
Back when we had the Facebook page with over 100,000 followers our inbox was flooded on a daily basis, which is why we needed Abi so badly. But I have a job and a life, and so do other bloggers, so we probably only get to 10-20% of the stories that people send us. And the ones that we do are usually the ones where people provide us with evidence and links that we can use to put a story together.
Cassandra and a couple other people did message many times about the death of Marcus Osborne by a hit and run driver in August 2017. They accused an unnamed nurse of hitting him, and accused the hospital of covering it up. I remember specifically asking them if they could back any of this up, since it’s a juicy story that normally we’d love to blog about. But she had nothing, so we couldn’t print something we couldn’t back up. Evidently she’s still salty about that, so perhaps Uncle Turtleboy owes her a taped apology on the next live show.
Cassandra: “Turtleboy shames for trash clicks. They literally ruin people’s lives. That’s not helping the community.”
Yes, we do shame people who deserve to be shamed. Guilty as charged. We don’t ruin people’s lives though – they ruin their own lives and we document it. And yes, it is indeed helping the community. For instance, yesterday the Northbridge Police were looking for some chode who stole an air conditioner. Not only did we identify him within hours, we also pointed out that he had recently gotten out of prison for burning a missing woman’s house down in order to destroy evidence for the guy who likely murdered her. And look who gave us a shoutout.
Happy to bring a scumbag to justice. Sorry for ruining this upstanding individual’s life. His own shitty choices had nothing to do with that.
This is what we do at Turtleboy Sports and we don’t apologize for it – we shame the dregs of society, and in doing so we make the world a better place. We don’t do it for clicks, because typically a blog like that doesn’t make us much money. We do it because we love making the world a better place.
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