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Chud Wanted By Northbridge Police For Stealing Air Conditioner Is The Cream Donkey Who Burned Down Missing Worcester Woman’s House To Cover For The Killer


Some people had less conventional ways to stay cool during the recent heat wave….

Meet Scott Phelan from Worcester.

If Worcester had a face.

And a fashion show….

This piece of shit has been a stain on society his entire useless existence, but he’s most remembered for his role in burning down missing woman Sabrina Hathaway’s house on New Years Day 2015. He spent two years in prison for that and got out in 2018.

The Sabrina Hathaway story is one of the more under reported stories in recent memory. She’s likely dead and her scumbag boyfriend Kevin Crozier likely killed her.

Back in 2017 he made his Turtleboy debut after doing a Facebook live from prison that ended with him getting tossed in the hole.

A week after she was last seen this douche canoe burned her house down, likely because Crozier paid him to destroy evidence.

When Scotty too naughty first got out of prison he virtue signaled on Facebook about how he going to turn his life around, which almost always ends in the dream of opening your own barbershop in Main South.

But since he obviously feels no remorse for the role he played in that he went right back to doing the only thing he knows how to do – being ass cancer. Legally obtaining an air conditioner costs money, which requires working, and since his sugar daddy Kevin is still in jail he doesn’t have any houses he can burn down for money. Turns out selling Jordan’s on Facebook isn’t enough to pay the bills.

And since his grundle sweat created the worst toxic waste zone since Three Mile Island, he had to do what he had to do to stay cool. He just forgot that store’s have cameras, and the unkempt garden of pubes he keeps on his face makes him easily identifiable.



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25 Comment(s)
  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    July 25, 2019 at 9:39 am

    An ex-con stealing air-con.

    Who knew?

  • Independent Thinker
    July 24, 2019 at 7:42 am

    Two years in the can for burning a house down? We have nobody but ourselves to blame for electing officials who allow this to take place.

    • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
      July 24, 2019 at 8:48 am

      2 years be racist yo. I would not have prosecuted. I would let my boi go and encourage him to throw buckets of water on the popo yo.f da pilice f da whiteman f civil society as we flood the norders with violent uncivilized black and brown revolution is comin whitey too stupid to see yes yes yall

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    July 23, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    Too stupid to tie his own shoelaces.

    • She's A Man Baby
      July 24, 2019 at 7:19 pm

      You think ratchet rollins identifies as he.

  • capone181
    Total Mayhem
    July 23, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    Cut the guy some slack!

    He was just practicing how to loot.

  • No Fashion Sense
    July 23, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    When did wearing a watch cap on the side of the head, ala a backward/sideways brimmed cap, become a thing?

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    July 23, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    I wish there was a better word than cunt for this clown but it will have to do.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    July 23, 2019 at 12:55 pm

    I hate him.

  • Screw Snowflakes
    Men At Work,,,,not
    July 23, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    The face of the far left. Stealing that air conditioner was most likely the hardest this loser has ever worked in his life. On such a hot day too. The left want us to pay his way through the rest of his life. No way. Get a job ya bum. Show some pride and start acting like a man.

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Sprinkle Pig
    July 23, 2019 at 12:27 pm

    The best of reading about these losers is knowing that no matter how much they act like their lives are great and front like they got money we all know its bullshit. They will end up dying alone like the losers they are lol. They look in the mirror everyday knowing that they are nothing but hemmaroids on society. While I enjoy the my beautiful wife and daughter in my beautiful home in a beautiful town that my wife and I worked hard (and continue to work hard at) to get. Also, knowing that our bank account is doing just fine I can read these stories and laugh as these losers usually flash 20s and 50s that add up to a few hundred dollars lol. Then blow it on the newest Jordans lmao and think that “they made it”. Fuck these losers! BTW I hope you all appreciated my “humble brag” post lol but seriously fuck this yeast infection.

  • Jack
    July 23, 2019 at 12:10 pm

    Got the look. Stole from “KISS” too!

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    July 23, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    What a waste of air. The only thing that makes me laugh is knowing when he is in his 50s he will be living on his section 8 bungalow hauling his little oxygen tank on wheels around as he slowly dies from emphysema or all out cancer…

  • z
    July 23, 2019 at 11:58 am

    Those store photos make me think it’s Dan Le Batard from ESPN.

  • Dr Wu
    July 23, 2019 at 11:42 am
  • Crispy C
    July 23, 2019 at 11:15 am

    Total homo. Surprised a flat-brimmed Bulls hat wasn’t in any pics.

    • bigdaddy
      July 23, 2019 at 12:48 pm

      Or hi waving a bottle of Henny

  • hartf811
    July 23, 2019 at 11:01 am

    Leaf chaff.

  • Judge dread
    July 23, 2019 at 10:49 am

    Take a baseball bat and knock this cock sucker’s teeth out. Then hit him in the groin area a few times. He deserves worse, but he’s a douche canoe and will more than likely send himself back to jail.

  • Francis Sidebottom
    July 23, 2019 at 10:29 am

    This is why you drive a jeep a 145mph to get away from all of uncle turtle turds homies

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      July 23, 2019 at 11:49 am

      Dear Francis,

      What I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

      If you shut the fuck up and fuck right off now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will tell you to fuck off in person – followed by you getting a swift kick in the cunt.


      • Concerned citizen
        July 23, 2019 at 12:16 pm

        Fuckin badass

    • Ray Patriarca
      Francis Full-on bottom
      July 23, 2019 at 1:35 pm

      You are a cunt !
      Without a doubt.
      A flaming liberal cunt !

  • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
    July 23, 2019 at 10:28 am

    How many times I gotta tell you white privileged racist dat dis is dey culture. I wouldnt prosecute but I would like to jam up the arresting officers. I think I will hire this fine outstanding man to do community outreach just as doon as I can get white taxpayers to fund it.

  • Mussolini
    July 23, 2019 at 10:12 am

    Burn the coal pay the toll

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