Some people had less conventional ways to stay cool during the recent heat wave….
Meet Scott Phelan from Worcester.
If Worcester had a face.
And a fashion show….
This piece of shit has been a stain on society his entire useless existence, but he’s most remembered for his role in burning down missing woman Sabrina Hathaway’s house on New Years Day 2015. He spent two years in prison for that and got out in 2018.
The Sabrina Hathaway story is one of the more under reported stories in recent memory. She’s likely dead and her scumbag boyfriend Kevin Crozier likely killed her.
— WorcesterHerald (@WorcesterHerald) June 13, 2016
Back in 2017 he made his Turtleboy debut after doing a Facebook live from prison that ended with him getting tossed in the hole.
A week after she was last seen this douche canoe burned her house down, likely because Crozier paid him to destroy evidence.
When Scotty too naughty first got out of prison he virtue signaled on Facebook about how he going to turn his life around, which almost always ends in the dream of opening your own barbershop in Main South.
But since he obviously feels no remorse for the role he played in that he went right back to doing the only thing he knows how to do – being ass cancer. Legally obtaining an air conditioner costs money, which requires working, and since his sugar daddy Kevin is still in jail he doesn’t have any houses he can burn down for money. Turns out selling Jordan’s on Facebook isn’t enough to pay the bills.
And since his grundle sweat created the worst toxic waste zone since Three Mile Island, he had to do what he had to do to stay cool. He just forgot that store’s have cameras, and the unkempt garden of pubes he keeps on his face makes him easily identifiable.
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