Now Accepting Apologies From Tammy Morey And Others Who Believed Jared The Jet Ski Junkie’s Lies After He Was Arraigned For Abandoning And Almost Killing Young Woman


Who remembers this shitdick?

Back in July we blogged about how Jared the Jetski Junkie Sherman tried to impress a young lady he met at a pond in Plymouth by hotdogging it, refused to bring her back to shore, then crashed into another jetski and left her lying unconscious in the water. Then he went home and posted this on Facebook.

Luckily an off duty Milton firefighter went out and saved her life. But he insisted that he actually saved her life, he claimed that he was the real victim because he needed reconstructive surgery, and he blamed her for being the driver.

He even did a bogus interview with WBZ in which he lied through his few remaining teeth and said that he was knocked unconscious into the water too.

Except none of that makes any sense and obviously he’s a filthy liar. He’s also a junkie and former Viagara salesman who wears flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats.

Nuff said.

But after the WBZ story came out people like Tammy Morey couldn’t wait to blame Turtleboy for reporting the truth.

Well guess what? We were right.

NBCA woman nearly killed in a jetski crash on a pond in Plymouth, Massachusetts, this summer spoke out Tuesday while the man who allegedly took off in the vehicle after the crash faced a slew of charges, including leaving the scene of a boat accident. Talia Morini said she Jared Sherman the day of the crash, July 20, and realized only after accepting his invitation for a jetski ride on White Island Pond that he was impaired and driving dangerously close to his friend’s jetski.

“I had asked him to take me back and he declined. So he was showing off on his jetski in front of his friends,” Morini said of the last moments she remembers before the two jetskis collided.

A firefighter in a nearby pontoon boat had stablized her after the crash, before she was rushed to the hospital. Images she shared of herself there show her bloodied and braced. Morini spent three weeks in the hospital and is still recovering from extensive injuries.

“I had surgery on my face. A lot of bones were broken. I had jaw surgery,” Morini said, adding that her nose was broken as well.

According to police, Sherman took off in the jetski and went to the hospital, where he was found to be under the influence of alcohol and narcotics, with a 0.13 blood alcohol level. The crash came just days after Sherman had been arraigned on a drunken driving charge in Wareham. Now, Sherman’s facing eight charges in the jetski crash, including causing serious injury while drunken and drugged boating and leaving the scene of a boat accident. He’s being held on $5,000 bail.

Sherman’s lawyer maintains Morini was driving the jetski when it crashed and that he drank alcohol only after the crash. Morini said Sherman hasn’t tried to reach out to her since the crash, but still wants to know what was going through his head.

“Months have gone by and I haven’t heard anything. I just want to know what he was thinking,” she said.

And this scum sucubus still hasn’t even apologized for almost killing this girl and knocking out a bunch of her teeth. To make matters worse he’s still going with the lie that she was the one driving, and until this story came out I had no idea he was that drunk AND had gotten a DUI just days before. He’s actually a much bigger piece of shit than I initially realized, so I’m sorry for failing in that regard.

Where’s Tammy Morey at now? We’ll wait for her apology. Everyone’s wrong sometimes, but at least when we get it wrong we own up to it.


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29 Comment(s)
  • Busted then, busted now.
    November 23, 2019 at 1:44 am

    Not sure what she looked like before the mishap but this girl is definitely NOT going to age well.

    Leaving her to die was pure junkie punk predictable. Probably left a few purveyors of the poppy juice to die when they over indulged in “horseplay”.
    There should be a special penalty for these types. Fenty hot shot, no narcan, livestream for the appropriate audience seeking justice.

  • Cheesemo
    November 21, 2019 at 9:06 am

    Someone should tell Jared to clean his black boyfriends cum off the brim of his hat before he has his picture taken

  • jaredmoroon
    November 21, 2019 at 8:28 am

    Jared is a moroon. Jail will probably be better than his boring jetski life especialy with winter here. his roomates will have more teeth to.

  • Janice
    November 21, 2019 at 6:51 am

    That bitch gotz summer teeth.
    Summer in her mouth and summer missin.

  • JaredsGonnaHaveSkippyJar-AHole
    November 20, 2019 at 7:45 pm

    She Looks Like She’s 13. Seems Like he’s Attracted to Little Girls As well! At least if he just raped her like he was prob gonna try, she’d still have teeth. I wonder how many houses he’ll have to Plaster to buy her a new Grille.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    November 20, 2019 at 6:28 pm

    Did anyone notice the dude sitting on the bench in court about to pick his nose?

  • Juror2
    November 20, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    I don’t think her teeth got knocked out, I think they hadn’t come in yet. In court that picture looks a lot like baby teeth. Innocent.

  • Wtfshesababy
    November 20, 2019 at 5:50 pm

    Holy shit she looks 12 holy moly . He’s a scum bag and needs a nice fat dick up his canal

  • Crispy C
    November 20, 2019 at 5:36 pm

    How old is this girl? Jesus Christ…

    This guy is a piece of shit. God only knows what he would have done to her if they safely reached land after his Evil Knievel stunts.

    Smack this guy across the face a few times with a 2×4 and bury him in a ditch somewhere.

  • randiguy2006
    November 20, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    Sounds like “he said, she said.”

    How do we know who’s lying?

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      November 21, 2019 at 4:04 am

      Because the police have charged him, you fucking stupid cunt.

  • Green Card Hunters
    November 20, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    I feel bad for the mom, she just wanted her daughter to meet a nice older guy with jetski type money and have a baby.

  • JimmyBooms
    November 20, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    The Dems are so scared that they are trying to Impeach Trump. They know they are going to lose the next election so their only chance is to get him impeached.

    Trump is a gigantic ass but atleast he has balls to stand up to our enemies instead of hold hands and burn insence.

    • bigdaddy
      Barack Obama
      November 20, 2019 at 4:32 pm

      I didnt burn incense I just sent a plane load of money to them Big difference

      • Christopher Lettiere
        November 20, 2019 at 4:38 pm

        Obama let an ambassador get murdered (Benghazi).
        Trump hurt an ambassador’s feelings (fired Yovanovitch).

        Obama gave Ukraine blankets.
        Trump gave Ukraine missiles.


  • Read the name under her picture !!! Geez
    November 20, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    You idiots. The girl with missing teeth is the victim who lost her teeth in the accident.

    • Shut the fuck up
      November 20, 2019 at 5:50 pm

      I know. And I don’t care. She doesn’t even look old enough to drive.

    • Mmmmm
      November 20, 2019 at 6:39 pm

      Gumjobs for life.

  • Read the name under her picture !!! Geez
    November 20, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    You idiots. The girl with missing teeth is the victim who lost teeth in the accident.

  • Hellja Yaaas
    November 20, 2019 at 3:52 pm

    Who is the knee high, flat headed and toothless woman.

  • Uncle Elroy
    November 20, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    She looks like a little kid. Jack-o-lantern teeth and all.

  • Lisa flood
    November 20, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    what ever ???politics don’t belong in these comments !!Lets talk about this here freaking loser !!! And his dry humping, didn’t du nuffin ,skank patrol? I want to see APOLOGIES BITCHES. He is going go jail, .you aint getting no dick !!!lol

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      November 20, 2019 at 4:08 pm

      Settle down woman

  • Spic Tormentor
    November 20, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    That spic must have been eating her beans and rice through a straw. Hopefully the junkie faggot can find some viagra in prison or he will have to strictly be a spooge receptacle

  • Dollar Bill
    November 20, 2019 at 2:35 pm

    Fucking scumbag Dindu-Nuffin’ mafia and the liars they support. Can we just sterilize them all and move them to Antarctica?

  • Christopher Lettiere
    November 20, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    Sweet justice! 2019 – the year of the boomerang!

    Also sweet, President Trump has an obligation under a Treaty with Ukraine (signed by Clinton) to seek assistance on criminal matters including but not limited to election interference in 2016.

    So the Democrats want to impeach him for doing his lawful duties. Brilliant.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      November 20, 2019 at 2:48 pm

      The dems are just like toddlers, throwing a tantrum for the past 3 years because their queen lost the election.

      • Judge dread
        November 20, 2019 at 3:50 pm

        There are no moderate Dems left. You have the RINOs and they about as close to moderate democrat you can get. The virus of radical leftist has completely consumed the democrats and they can no long be trusted for any type of official decision.

        Right now we’re at like stage 4 TDS. When they loose in 2020, will go resort to violence? Remember the last time the democrats were this pissed off was when Lincoln took away all their slaves.

        • 680 A.M.
          November 20, 2019 at 8:23 pm

          Thanks for the Howie joke. You can listen to Howie jokes on WRKO

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