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Epic Facebook Commentary After 15 Year Old Brockton Moron Tries Robbing Pepperell Man With BB Gun, Gets Shot With Real Gun

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Brockton EnterpriseWhen a teenager purportedly brought a BB gun to meet someone he planned to rob Friday afternoon, he likely didn’t expect to meet a man armed with a real handgun. But residents of the quiet West Side neighborhood applauded the shooter’s actions for averting a possible tragedy.

“I would have reacted the same way. If my life was threatened, be it a BB gun or not, you don’t know,” said Joe Hanson, who lives nearby and heard the gunshots. “If they take the orange tip off, it looks the same.”

Police say the incident unfolded on Washburn Street about 2:58 p.m., when a 15-year-old Brockton man and 31-year-old Pepperell man were supposed to meet for a sale of a dirt bike.Screen Shot 2016-04-30 at 11.17.50 PM

“The victim in the case was lured here from the North Shore and he was attempting to purchase a dirt bike,” Brockton police Lt. Kenneth LeGrice told The Enterprise Saturday morning.

The two began texting each other about a dirt bike, which the supposed seller was offering for $700, LeGrice said.

“The party he was texting with apparently tried to rob him of his cash with what was believed to be a gun, but turned out to be a BB gun,” LeGrice said.

A struggle then ensued over the realistic-looking BB gun.

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“They were fighting over the BB gun and, at that point, the victim in the case pulled out a real gun and fired three times,” LeGrice said.

The man reached into his white pickup truck, pulled out a 9-mm handgun and fired at the teenager three times, striking him once, LeGrice said.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Pretty open and shut case if you ask me. This little shitstain deserved to get shot more than anyone has ever deserved to get shot in the history of gun violence. It’s not like he randomly robbed some dude. It was premeditated. He lured him in from Pepperell, which is nowhere NEAR Brockton. He’s probably done this before, and there’s no doubt he was gonna do it again. Getting shot is probably the best thing that’s ever gonna happen to him. Now he knows – there are risks you take when you rob someone with a BB gun. Be warned, there are hundreds of thousands of people in Massachusetts with an LTC. If you act like a punk, this could happen to you.

Anyway, the first place you always go to after a story like this breaks is The Brockton Hub’s Facebook pageIt makes Worcester look like Meet the Press. And as you can imagine, there was tons of predictable commentary:

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Ah yes, when life doesn’t hand you everything you want on a golden platter, you must “grind” towards it. Some might “grind” by doing their homework and getting into a good college. Others rob people with BB guns. Doesn’t matter what grinding method you choose, because both forms of grinding are legitimate ways to pursue the American dream. And if you grind hard enough, you too could have an All-Star Brockton man-bun:

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Holla at ya boy!!!

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Yea, we all make mistakes. Sometimes I forget to DVR my favorite TV program and I have to wait to catch it on the reruns. Other people con gun owners from Pepperell to travel 60 miles in order to rob them at gun point and end up getting shot. It’s basically the same thing. We both learned a very valuable lesson.

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I don’t know what “murked” means, but it sounds serious. Especially since Janni here clearly means business:

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Girls in da hood!!!

Turns out “murked” is some sort of street lingo for “murdered.” Should’ve figured that one out on my own. If you criticize someone for trying to rob an innocent victim at gunpoint, you’re basically asking to get murked.

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Here’s some more brilliant commentary:

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Only God can judge yo!!! In case you haven’t seen, the new trend for junior hood rats is to change your profile picture to a dog:

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Every one of these kids has a world of knowledge at their finger tips. Think about it, this could be the smartest generation in world history. When we wanted to learn something we had to open an Encyclopedia. These kids could learn anything they wanted to 10 times as fast as we could because of these machines in their pockets. But instead of doing that they’re using them to turn themselves into dogs. We are fucked.

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Turtleboy would like to make a special request. If we ever get shot while attempting to keep it real, please come and defend us on Facebook. Make sure to allege that all the witnesses and news accounts are lies. The less punctuation and periods the better. Oh, and don’t forget to use the 100 emoji sign as many times as possible. The more you use that thing the more people will believe that Turtleboy is truly innocent.

And of course fam had to chime in:

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Alright, first of all, if this is the person you are depending on for guidance:

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then you’re already fucked. But if Sista “HB Trigga” were really concerned about her little brother getting into trouble, she probably should’ve check out his Facebook page. Because this right here:

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Is not a good sign. Only bad things came before and after this picture was taken. Literally nothing good could come out of this.

Finally it brought out the worst of the worst on the other side. You can tell who these people are because they always precede their rants with “I’m not racist, but…”

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Then they immediately go on an openly racist rant on a public forum:

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Yea, he’s totally not racist. He just brags about how he likes to shoot “n words” in the head on social media. Nothing racist about that!!

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64 Comment(s)
  • roy_batty
    May 24, 2016 at 4:35 pm

    “Every one of these kids has a world of knowledge at their finger tips. Think about it, this could be the smartest generation in world history. When we wanted to learn something we had to open an Encyclopedia.”

    When we wanted to learn something though, likely based on something discussed in a classroom, there was nearly always a good teacher to go with it. I get the sense that formerly near universal component is a bit lacking these days.

  • Flyingsword
    May 3, 2016 at 7:53 pm

    After all that I only have one question; how do I become a licensed adult? I have a drivers license, fishing license, hunting permit, heck my dog has a license, but I don’t have an adult license.

    “Police say the teenager brought a BB gun to rob the man of $700 cash, but the LICENSED ADULT had a real handgun.”

  • Reddog
    May 2, 2016 at 2:33 pm

    Hey TB, why don’t you post something letting us know your working on this posting glitch as fiesty calls it. It’s very discouraging,and it seems like we are being ignored. Are you working on this or are we just gonna have to live with it?
    Please respond. Thank you

  • BobnMic
    May 1, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    testing 123

  • BobnMic
    May 1, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    Woops forgot Taz again. He can’t keep up sometimes. That last was me.

    • BobnMic
      May 1, 2016 at 9:47 pm

      Anyway – that is in fact a creepy face.

      • BobnMic
        May 1, 2016 at 9:50 pm

        This is one of my favs when I get really really pissed off at someone:

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        • FiestyLawyerLady
          May 1, 2016 at 10:13 pm

          Is that the middle finger one??? I love it!

          I did something liberating on Friday. I deleted every voicemail without listening… Let’s see how confused I am tomorrow…lmao!

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            May 1, 2016 at 10:14 pm

            It started because the first 2 messages started with, “Hey, need a quick favor!” NOPE!! I’m all out of thoooooose!

          • BobnMic
            May 1, 2016 at 10:26 pm

            Hey Fiesty my dear just blame it on a technical glitch. We getting pretty familiar with that around here these days so BOOM, problem solved.

  • Brendan Leary
    May 1, 2016 at 8:40 pm

    Fuck you guys.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      May 1, 2016 at 9:03 pm

      You seem upset. Point to the doll and show me where you were hurt.

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      • BobnMic
        May 1, 2016 at 9:22 pm

        Hey that’s pretty cool Fiesty. That face. Very creative.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          May 1, 2016 at 9:29 pm

          It’s what I call my pervert face. I found it online a while ago and frequently use it in text messages when people ask me for money or rides. Scares them away…lol

          • BobnMic
            May 1, 2016 at 9:42 pm

            Well hell that would scare the snots out of me and I’d run far away if I were to be so intrusive and annoying. Thank goodness I’m just annoying.

  • juror seven
    May 1, 2016 at 5:33 pm

    I’ll come back later, comment # 3 would not post.

  • juror seven
    May 1, 2016 at 5:17 pm

    Going for two in a row, In the group picture, I figure the junior hoodlum is either the one in the RED SOX top or the kid aside of him in polka dot ? shirt.

    • Linda-Linda-Linda
      May 1, 2016 at 8:18 pm

      Has to be RedSox guy. He looks just like his “sister”. As a matter of fact, it is kinda hard to tell if the picture of the sister is a man or a woman.

  • juror seven
    May 1, 2016 at 5:06 pm

    “The victim in the case was lured here from the North Shore and he was attempting to purchase a dirt bike,” Brockton police Lt. Kenneth LeGrice told The Enterprise Saturday morning. News flash, Pepperell is not the North Shore. More correctly it is on the border with New Hampshire.

    PS I hope this doesn’t end up in never, Neverland. First comment of the day.

  • Steven Stover
    May 1, 2016 at 3:26 pm

    Colorado never looked so good. Call it white flight. Call it whatever. I want away from them. I don’t even want them anywhere near me. Distance. Lots of it. The best relief for me.

  • Will
    May 1, 2016 at 2:47 pm

    Brockton is New Bedford without low tide. It was always a tough town, Marciano, Hagler, et al, but the last time I rode through, it was positively post-apocalyptic.

  • Drylaw
    May 1, 2016 at 12:17 pm

    Hit the big 6 for the bone ride

    Brockton, avon, Easton, Holbrook, Randolph, stoughton

    • Van jones
      May 1, 2016 at 12:32 pm

      Randolph is Brockton with trees.

  • Danny
    May 1, 2016 at 10:40 am

    I agree when is the BROCKTON BONERIDE Going to happen it will blow all the others out of the water u don’t even have to do surrounding towns u can spend the day and get enuff for two BONERIDES JUST WEAr YOUR VEST AND YOU’LL BE FINE

    • Ras Babo
      May 1, 2016 at 11:55 am

      No vest needed. Just go early. And by early I mean before 1:00 in the afternoon.

  • Easy E
    May 1, 2016 at 9:07 am

    There are Puerto Ricans,and there are spics. There are blacks,and there are niggers.There are whites,and there are white trash. There are Mexicans,and there are wetbacks. Those people in this story are niggers/spics inbreeding. I’ll call them sniggers.

  • Jw
    May 1, 2016 at 8:41 am

    Why do blacks defend robbery and stealing like it’s acceptable and normal and why don’t people call them out on it? If we were allowed to call them on their bullshit without being “racist” maybe the parents would teach their kids it’s wrong.

    • larryS
      May 1, 2016 at 11:07 am

      three or four generations of shitty parents is the reason.

    • Chris Curtis
      May 1, 2016 at 2:12 pm

      “Blacks” don’t defend robbery and stealing. A couple teenagers on the Internet, fee of whom appear to be black, are defending them. Don’t be an idiot. Turtle riders are above such ignorance

      • Jw
        May 1, 2016 at 3:09 pm

        Black Lives Matter is a nice counterpoint to your claim.

        • Chris Curtis
          May 1, 2016 at 6:30 pm

          Black lives matter is mostly made of dumbass white people. And quite frankly you’re just as dumb as they are.

          • Jw
            May 2, 2016 at 8:17 am

            Blacks are about thirteen percent of the population. EVERYTHING is mostly white people because that’s how statistics work. But if you don’t think the majority of blacks are pushing that thug defense culture you’re deluded.

          • Trump's boy penis
            May 2, 2016 at 3:43 pm

            Just because the loud minority pushes an agenda, DOES NOT mean the silent majority agrees with it. It’s assholes like you who fuel the fire for those in the BLM movement. I’m with ya on this one TB

      • tbsucks
        May 1, 2016 at 3:55 pm

        No they’re not. Just read the comments under the Facebook post for this story. Lots of racist commenters, many of your regular devotees. Why don’t you call them out?

        • Rational Person
          May 1, 2016 at 5:31 pm

          Of course, NONE of them are trolls.

        • Chris Curtis
          May 1, 2016 at 6:29 pm

          What do you think we just did?

          • tbsucks
            May 1, 2016 at 7:24 pm

            You called out two people on this site as far as I can tell. I’m saying you should call them out on your Facebook site in the comments section because I read lots of racist comments there.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            May 1, 2016 at 9:04 pm

            That would be babysitting. Who has time for that? Just ignore what you disagree with. Works like a charm for me.

          • Trump's boy penis
            May 2, 2016 at 3:47 pm

            He literally included one of them in the blog. I’m pretty sure that’s better then facebook, considering some of us don’t waste our time with facebook. This call out is for everyone who reads the blog to see.

  • Will
    May 1, 2016 at 8:20 am

    I can see that Brockton continues to circle the drain. Anyone able to decipher that curious script on her chest tattoo? Boids of a feather, I tell ya!

    • Frank
      May 1, 2016 at 9:07 am

      That tat on sis, can’t tell if its the same pattern as her shirt or some arabic word!

      • Turd Burglestein
        May 1, 2016 at 10:09 am

        It’s probably arabic for “Thug Life”

  • JayC
    May 1, 2016 at 6:58 am

    I love how the article starts off “the quiet west side neighborhood of Brockton”. That’s like saying the “peaceful village of Main South in Worcester”. Just like Worcester, Fitchburg, and Southbridge the entire city in Brockton in infested with criminals off all ages.

  • UsualSuspect
    UsualSuspect
    May 1, 2016 at 6:51 am

    Too bad Darwin wasn’t watching and the victim was a better shot. He’ll try this scam again in a couple months, but this time an innocent will get hurt because he will have a real gun next time.

    • UsualSuspect
      UsualSuspect
      May 1, 2016 at 6:58 am

      Holy shit, I was having the same thoughts as Turd, lmao!

  • Turd Burglestein
    May 1, 2016 at 6:43 am

    Unfortunately the only lesson this little punk ass bitch will learn is to try robbing the next person with a real gun. Too bad the taxpayer relief shot wasn’t delivered in this case.

  • BobnMic
    May 1, 2016 at 2:30 am

    Fuck you who ever is blocking comments. Fuck you assholes.

    • ProfessorM
      May 1, 2016 at 8:26 am

      Bob… Think about that… Fiesty and I have said some pretty vulgar and rude stuff…. It’s a glitch. Copy and paste your comment before you post it and try again… Seriously…. (Only trying to help)

      • BobnMic
        May 1, 2016 at 9:56 am

        I hear you ProfessorM and I thank you. I do that off of Office Word because I can’t spell for shit then cut and paste. But still anything relevant does not go through. Stupid shit like this will probably fly no problem.

        • BobnMic
          May 1, 2016 at 9:58 am

          Case in point.

          • BobnMic
            May 1, 2016 at 10:11 am

            Let’s experiment. The following is gibberish: BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA.

          • BobnMic
            May 1, 2016 at 10:18 am

            The Gettysburg Address in it’s entirety did not post. So it is what it is. Only comment on a third grade level I guess.

          • ProfessorM
            May 1, 2016 at 12:44 pm

            I hear that… Seems like every time I have something long winded and intelligent to say it gets glitched… But should I talk about scratching my ass… It goes right through… The irony!

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          May 1, 2016 at 11:10 am

          I think it’s either a glitch or a bunch of babies hacking the server! I’m not quite sure how that would work, though.

          • BobnMic
            May 1, 2016 at 1:37 pm

            Awe fuck it. Ass scratching it is. Hey everybody I just scratched my ass and I think I may have left a mark. At the same time I pooped and then the fucking cat ran into the other room and screatched very very loud.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        May 1, 2016 at 11:08 am

        I think I spotted the pizza place guy at Dunkins today. It made me think about our conversation last night and all I could do was laugh…. Fist-full-o-rings!

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          May 1, 2016 at 11:11 am

          ^ This was meant for ProfessorM… Wouldn’t let me reply directly.

          • ProfessorM
            May 1, 2016 at 12:41 pm

            Lol!! He’s following you!! … Here’s an idea….. Maybe he just thinks you are cute… Lmao…..

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            May 1, 2016 at 1:03 pm

            Good point. Is it cute as in “I think shes cute, let me be flirty” or “cute enough to dismember and put into pickeling jars in the basement next to christmas ornaments and hand tools” kind of cute? This is important… lol.

          • ProfessorM
            May 1, 2016 at 4:08 pm

            Hey, cute is cute…. Dismemberment just means he wants a piece of you to remember you by…. BWAHAHAHA!

    • Frank
      May 1, 2016 at 9:06 am

      Thats what happens when you pay $8 a month for your server.

    • Ras Babo
      May 1, 2016 at 11:58 am

      Still have seen that local Toyota ad, TB ? or are you banned from commenting on her fine acting abilities. (Like Ralph Kramden in”Chef of da Future”!)

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