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Erin Crockofshit Piano Instructor Pretends To Want Guitar Lessons From Lunenburg Musician Just So She Can Cancel Due To His Views On Plastic Bags

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Saw someone share this on the Discussing Lunenburg Facebook page and it was too funny not to pass on to turtle riders:

Newsflash – she wasn’t asking for a friend, and she knew going into it how you felt about plastic bags. She messaged you specifically because of your stance on evil plastic bags and pretended to be an interested client who wanted to learn the guitar, just so she could send the message that if you hold a political viewpoint that runs counter to her’s then it will cost you financially. This is what SJWs do. They don’t want people who disagree with them to be able to earn a living. They know the government can’t censor you so they find creative ways to. They report you to the Facebook police, they organize boycotts, and they harass you like this. But it’s cool because they’re tolerant and they like flowers and shit.

According to the Internet Judit Ernst teaches private piano lessons from her house, which is likely how she ended up finding the guy she messaged – they’re both in the music community. But because he had the audacity to think outside of acceptable political boundaries in the art community she had to send him a reminder that his opinions would cost him money. It would be a real shame if someone messaged her about piano lessons, wasted her time, and finally told her that they weren’t interested because of her opinions on immigration.

Hey Judit, you’re gonna lose your mind when you come to the Turtleboy household. Peep this:

Ya know what that is? A plastic bag full of plastic bags next to a plastic bag full plastic bottles. There isn’t a person who has ever lived in Worcester who doesn’t have a bag full of plastic bags in their house right now. That’s just a scientific fact. It’s how we were raised. Plastic bags can pretty much do anything, and we never throw them out. They’re lunchboxes, trashcans, and suitcases. There’s nothing a plastic bag can’t do. Get wit te program Judit!

P.S. The only guy woke enough to understand Judit’s bravery was exactly how you imagined he would be.

25 Comment(s)
  • Drago
    November 12, 2018 at 3:49 pm

    That ugly thing ain’t giving my penis lessons

  • Liberal Liberator
    November 12, 2018 at 9:56 am

    Have thes wonderful people ever been in a car or a jet or even a train? How about her giant plastic vibrator with batteries in it. Those things are all ok because she needs them. How about the light the guy used to see when piercing Pete’s nose and vagina? That’s all ok too. As long as this is trendy to bitch about and social media is around we will have to listen to these pussies. Throw some soap and a job application at them and they lose all their powers.

  • F Them
    November 12, 2018 at 9:32 am

    Wrap plastic bags tightly around their heads.

  • Papier Orplastique
    November 12, 2018 at 5:10 am

    Why do these sandal-clad women, and their pet cucks, always give off the same smarmy sense of inherent entitlement, which actually appears to ooze from their photographs, as the pus of a lanced ego? They remind me, and wish to re-mind me, as those rich who find Marxism acceptable for ‘we the masses’, so long as they are in charge and still living largely unchanged. In any case, and with a two-year-olds petulance, they love to say, “Do as i say.”

  • Publius
    November 11, 2018 at 11:06 pm

    save trees, save the spotted owl and salamanders. use plastic!

  • Phong
    November 11, 2018 at 9:37 pm

    In Mass plastic bags go into the regular trash and are burned for power. Wheelabrator in Millbury.

  • Mr. Nuttasit Keawcham
    November 11, 2018 at 9:30 pm

    Erin and her dick friend who hates himself because he’s white will likely read all these comments. So I want them to know that I will be taking extra plastics bags every trip to the market for no other reason than them. I want them to know they have made the world a worse place through their actions. Baby seals and unicorns will die because of them…that is all…

  • SMH
    November 11, 2018 at 8:22 pm

    Plastic bans are 100% virtue signaling because less than 1% of ocean plastic comes from the US. Asia is where plastic bags end up in the ocean. I hate the piles of easily torn paper bags I end up with and throw out vs. plastic bags I reused.

  • Old School
    November 11, 2018 at 8:04 pm

    She is the type I would tell her I love her etc etc and want to have a baby …get total sexorama.   But would tell her about my vasectomy down the road after getting tired of her…lol.   Oops.   

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    November 11, 2018 at 7:06 pm

    I can shop in towns to the east and to the west. The town to the east has banned plastic bags.

    I havn’t bought a thing to the east in six months.

    Was at a supermarket in Lee today. I was told that I could pay ten cents for a crappy paper bag, or a dollar for a reusable bag. Guess i won’t be spending any more money in Lee.

  • Liberal Stoner
    November 11, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    This bitches dirty tampon rags really stink up the environment.
    I bet she uses straws. Funny no mention of the global foor print of the pot industry 2 to 300 times worse for the environment than autos

  • Clitty Litter
    November 11, 2018 at 5:52 pm

    Does she offer Skin Flute lessons?
    …..asking for a friend.
    ( no need to wrap it in plastic)

  • Crispy C
    November 11, 2018 at 5:35 pm

    Yea forget about the piano girl, we need to work on that faggot with the nose ring that thinks “amirite” is clever and loves trannies. My God would I love to rip that nosering right off his dumb face.

  • Leonard Washington
    November 11, 2018 at 4:55 pm

    I just sent her this on her contact page:

    Hi Judit,

    Did you know that plastic bags are used daily to pick up dog waste? They are a vital tool in keeping our water table safe and our environment clean. To limit the manufacturing of plastic bags,smart people re-use the bags from the supermarket. Re-use is an environmental strategy you should look into.

    PS: I’m going with a more woke teacher for my child’s lessons.

    • Leonard Washington
      November 12, 2018 at 5:16 am

      Karma has sharp teeth.

      Poor Judit. Her business has been interfered with. She’s had to disable her contact information and remove her picture on her company web site. Sucks huh Judy?

      Music teachers don’t make a hell of a lot to begin with. A decent human being would look at the other guy as a colleague and a human being.

      What kind of person would mess with another teacher’s livelihood for virtually no reason? Answer: A virtue signaling asshole.

  • Peter Niss
    November 11, 2018 at 4:38 pm


  • Judge dread
    November 11, 2018 at 4:08 pm

    When I was out in SFO on business back like in 2012 I went to a Safeway (like Wegmans they sell booze and are a grocery store) and I bought a bottle of scotch, munchies, etc.

    In the check out I asked for plastic bags so I wouldn’t have to worry about the paper bags breaking because it was raining. The cashier looked at me like I had 9 fucking heads. She told me something along the lines of San Fran doesn’t use plastic bags. I was like wtf.

    Got back to my hotel room and called my coworkers up to get some room service and drink; after telling them about that experience about the plastic bag ban we collectiviely determined that some butt hurt Democrat was stuck in traffic and saw a plastic bag caught in a tree on the side of the highway and was triggered to the point of petitioning a city wide ban.

    Now Somerville is doing the same thing. Like the post said plastic bags are used for everything and can be reused. Drop a messy drink in a paper bag and it’s gonna stick to ur floor or the bottom will rip and fuck up your shit while ur walking down the stairs to throw the trash out.

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    November 11, 2018 at 2:44 pm

    I love the ” Trans people cant be erased” FB filter… Yet all the SJWs try to do is erase and rewrite our history books ..HA

  • XXX
    November 11, 2018 at 2:25 pm

    Remember back in the day when somebody got slapped for being obnoxious? That needs to come back in style right fucking now.

    The kids who would’ve been picked on are now joining in mobs and trying to financially ruin people who don’t have the same opinion as them.

    For a political view that doesn’t espouse violence, they have their Antifa destroying storefronts, harassing right wing politicians so that they can’t live their lives, desecrating memorials and burning flags, and attempting to ruin people for disagreeing with them.

    In short, they are making fascism happen. So, I’m all too willing to give them what they are asking for with that approach.

    As soon as I see some leftist cocksucker throw a rock or a bottle of piss at a cop, he’s going to wake up in a fucking helicopter, and I’m going to make the event look so fun that the rest of the right wing either participates, or just watches with vicarious amusement.

    Once this phenomenon catches on, the minorities who choose to not behave themselves will see their enablers disappearing quickly, and the crime rate will drop noticeably.

    Trust me on that one.

    • Peter Niss
      November 11, 2018 at 4:37 pm


    • Narcanista
      November 11, 2018 at 7:26 pm

      I am beginning to slowly warm up to the idea of full State Fascism. For instance, Bolsonaro in Brazil was quoted as saying that “The minorities will have to change, if they can, and adapt to the culture of the majority”. This is a very reasonable and acceptable expection. I also think there is a place for camps – especially forced labour camps and skill/vocational rehabilitation for junkies and the like. Camps doesn’t mean we are going to gas and burn people – I think we can all agree that we can be better than that – we are just going to force them to adapt to responsible living so they can eventually be given back their freedoms and join the rest of society. With freedom comes responsibility, and your freedom can be limited until you prove your have gained your responsibility. We do this as parents, we must now do it for other adults.

      • JJ@AOL.COM
        November 14, 2018 at 11:26 am

        The idea is pretty good. However it sounds like more wasted tax money. You can not fix stupid no matter how hard you try. Not only that but if you sit and think about it. About 43% of the U.S. population would be in said camps. That’s a lot of dumb people too tend to, to try and reform.

        I definitely think it’s time to build concentration camps. You advertise that there is a special liberal utopia. It’s one giant safe space for them out in the desert. Filled with crayons & coloring books, puppies, pumpkin spice everything, unicorns, rainbows, no plastic bags etc. You tell them where it is and to bring all their family and friends. Once it is filled you blow that bitch away.

        On another note. A bullet only cost’ about 2 cents if bought in bulk. A bullet to the head, is the cheaper more humane option.

    • dball31211
      Mr Roper
      November 11, 2018 at 9:44 pm

      Best idea ever!!!

  • Pete’ s Limp Spine
    November 11, 2018 at 1:02 pm

    When Pete isn’t fighting for the oppressed he is a failed metal vocalist. Be proud of what Pete is or he will shame you on Facebook. Such a powerful message these young folks are spreading. We must listen or they will pierce every part of their bodies. Bodies that by the way have zero muscle tone or strength thanks to never having to work for a living or protect themselves from anyone. Wondering why that is?

  • Always the Same Liberal Douches
    November 11, 2018 at 12:50 pm

    Pete is all for the BLM movement if you haven’t noticed. But he lives in a community that doesn’t have many black residents. Hey Pete maybe you and the ugly twat piano teacher can move into a more diverse community. It’s the right thing to do Pete. They will love the staple hanging out of your face too.

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