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ESPN Reject Jemele Hill Came At Turtleboy On Twitter, Passive-Aggressively Threatened Us, Got Destroyed With Facts And Blocked Us

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Jemele Hill is a failed MSESPN employee who was given the 6 PM Sports Center gig a couple years ago, turned it into Woke Center, MSESPN’s ratings TANKED, and she was fired.  


And got suspended. But not fired because…….white male privilege?

She was previously reprimanded for calling anyone who voted for Donald Trump a white supremacist.

But she didn’t learn her lesson because a month later she ended up getting suspended for literally telling ESPN’s readers to boycott NFL advertisers, many of who are also ESPN advertisers (she even listed all of the advertisers):

You can’t make up this level of stupidity. It’s like she has no idea where ESPN gets its money from. Their relationship with the NFL is the most important one they have. The NFL is the biggest revenue producer in sports history. Their ratings tanked this year largely due to all the protesting and activism. When you mix sports and politics, revenue decreases. Because no matter what position you take, you’re gonna piss off a large segment of the population.

And she’s over here listing NFL advertisers and telling her 1 million plus Twitter followers to harass and boycott them. You can’t make up this kind of idiocy, which is why she lost her job on Sports Center. Because people want to tune in and see sports highlights, not this:

The reality is that she only held onto her job for so long, and still kind of works for ESPN because she has the right politics and fills in two diversity checkboxes. Ask Curt Schilling what having the wrong political opinions, gender identity, and skin color will do to your ESPN career.

Anyway, she’s back, and this time she’s coming at the turtle. It all started with this:

Colin Kaepernick is good enough to play in the NFL.  He’s 30 years old, can run, and he has a good arm. He’s just not very accurate, he excelled under a college coach’s system, has been declining since 2012, and more importantly football is not his primary concern right now – activism is. Oh yea, and then there’s the fact that he’s inarticulate when it comes to defending whatever point he’s trying to make, wears shirts celebrating oppressive communist dictators to press conferences, went 1-11 with the same team that Jimmy G just went 5-0 with, called cops slave catchers, called Ray Lewis a house slave, and the movement he started led to a monumental decline in ratings for the NFL this past year.

So yea, when you package all of that together, it’s not good business to sign this clown. And the NFL is a business. Sure, he’s probably better than some chumps like Brian Hoyer. But if Bryan Hoyer plays you’re gonna lose, just like you’d lose with Kaepernick. So what’s the point of having him if he can’t win and he kills you financially?

Smart people understand this. Dumb people like Jemele think he’s being kept out of the league because he’s a “humanitarian.” And by “humanitarian” she means, “sitting on his phone retweeting woke shit he saw on Twitter”:

So we chirped back at her with some FACKS. Like, how Kaepernick wasn’t good enough to win more than 1 game with a team Jimmy G has gone 5-0 with. And how he’s 30 and out of shape and doesn’t seem to care about football. She disagreed:

Then she went through our timeline and saw that we had retweeted her earlier dumb tweet, and tagged Clay Travis and Kirk Minihane, because both of them frequently get into spats with her too, and both of them ride the turtle. It’s basically like saying, “yo, check out your girl being dumb again.” Jemele didn’t like this:

Wack? Hey Jemele, 2005 called, they want their dialect back.

Oh yea Jam-Jam, you totally don’t care. That’s why you, with over 1 million followers, decided to get triggered by a tweet our third string Twitter account with 2,500 followers made about you.

According to her though, one of these days she’s “not gonna be so nice”:

Uhoh, looks like someone’s about to join the Turtleboycott!! Remember when that was a thing? How’s that going by the way? Didn’t they say we’d be dead by now? Yet here we still are, getting into tweet beefs with failed ESPN Woke Center anchors.

Then she pulled the “we didn’t even talk politics on Woke Center” card:

You’re right Jemele, it does expose the fact that I did not routinely watch your show. Which gives me a lot in common with…….pretty much everyone else in the country who would rather watch infomercials about pillows than listen to you say this:

Oh yea, I can totally relate to those things. You’re speaking my language girl!

Anyway, the FACKS clearly got to her:

Then finally she did this:

When you get murdered with facts, it’s always best to block and run. Ice up son!!

The best part is she came looking for a fight with us. Who the hell are we ultimately? Just a Mom and Pop blog out of Worcester punching in every day and making magic happen on the little blog that could. This chick works for MSESPN. She probably makes millions of dollars a year. And she got so triggered by us pointing out how dumb her opinions are, and what a massive failure she was on Woke Center, that she came at us, passive-aggressively threatened us,

and then ran to her safe space and hid.

Don’t poke the turtle Jemele.

30 Comment(s)
  • Dickless Buttkiss
    April 23, 2018 at 1:17 pm

    Get women the fuck out of sportscasting and solve the entire problem

  • Dick Pole
    April 23, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    When Jemele, Dan Lebaretard, Sarah Spann, Mike Greenberg, Michelle Beadle, Bomani Jones are on, I change the channel.
    I’ll watch Steven A and Max Kellerheeb just to ogle Molly Qerim.

    I actually like Golic and Wingo. I don’t boycott anything. If I don’t like the people on, I change the channel.

  • Troubled Nostrils
    April 22, 2018 at 4:44 pm

    At least “Jemele” is a black female name that’s fairly pronounceable on the first try. She has that going for her. Otherwise, she’s just a dumb girl with a loud mouth who thinks she’s half smart.

  • E.Warren
    April 22, 2018 at 4:19 pm

    Every time one of these racist black power clowns open their mouths a hundred republicans are born!

    Let them spew their hate speech and their made up catch phrases.

    “White privledge” and “white supremacy”…LOL.

    The more these racists talk and more likely Trump will have 4 more years to straighten out Obama’s mess.

  • Bill Realist
    April 22, 2018 at 12:56 pm

    White supremacy is real. She is living proof of it.

  • Mongo Shepard
    April 22, 2018 at 12:41 pm

    Jemele looks like a teenage mutant Ninja turtle.

  • Mike Rembisz
    April 22, 2018 at 12:10 pm

    DOTR when?

  • Hughbo Mont
    April 22, 2018 at 12:00 pm

    Speaking of bashing ESPN, where’s J-Dub been?

  • Johnny Skipper
    April 22, 2018 at 10:54 am

    Time for rehab.

    • z
      April 22, 2018 at 11:32 am

      Rehab her reputation? Or rehab the say she conducts herself? If the later then she’s a long way from hitting bottom. If the former then the later still needs to be done. And if she is not real about it, it will fail.

  • Screw PC
    April 22, 2018 at 10:41 am

    Why the fuck do sports fans have to listen to some self-important Angela Davis knock-off cunt on some fucking race-bitching mission? Would someone at CBS bother to answer some fucking local blog in Skokie Illinois that talked smack about her? No. Why? Because CBS is a legitimate giant. This fucking twat is a wounded fish from a faltering network. Sports fans aren’t trying to hear race diatribes, and they’re get bread and butter. Want to save your network and make yourself useful, you stupid twat? Tell black kids to stay in school, that they can make a difference, and to ditch thug life, and do it on your own fucking time. Right now, you’re fucking useless. Eat shit, choke and die, you fucking chickenhead cum catcher.

  • Sloppy
    April 22, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Most of ESPNs customers aren’t even customers. My mom pays $15 bucks a month for ESPN (that’s the cost charged to Comcast to carry it, a cost that is passed on to the end-user), and she probably doesn’t even know what ESPN is. Now she has a Roku, and she’s considering kicking Comcast, and ESPN, to the curb. ESPN is basically still in business because they ride the coattails of an antiquated oligopoly of cable providers given broadcast exclusivity to markets where their pre-acquisition predecessors made deals with local municipalities to hang the wires in the first place, in exchange for monopolies on those local markets.
    I’ve wondered if the ‘WOKE’ stuff on ESPN is (the failure of) a revamped go-to-market strategy, a last-ditch effort to get these cord cutters to watch before they pull the plug and jump ship for Amazon Prime Video and Netflix. Not a sports fan, but you hate Trump? Then watch ESPN and feel badly great as we get you all fired up about Republicans!
    Yeah, good luck with that. If they were smart, they’d be in negotiations with Amazon, not giving hacks like this the reigns to their programming.

    • Sloppy
      April 22, 2018 at 9:25 am

      I should add that ESPN is one of MY customers. In the last 3 years, they went from being one of those wonderful ‘money is no object’ customers everybody wants, to barely being able to pay their fucking bills on time. The writing is on the wall on the back end, that’s for sure…

  • I would love to give more to unemployed folks. Which line do I stand in please?
    April 22, 2018 at 8:58 am

    Have not watched ESPN for a couple years now. Except if a live broadcast game I am interested in is on. Absolutely use other suck networks for highlights. Women like Hill really feel like they are important. It will all come crashing down. Stay tuned.

  • Soffia Correia MC
    April 22, 2018 at 5:02 am

    Wonderful spin job dead turtle jerkoffs. Jemele Hill, WAS NOT FIRED from Sportscenter, she left the show to work on ESPN’s Undefeated vertical and is also developing other ESPN programs. Because ESPN has chosen to keep Sportscenter its traditional advertiser ball suck focal point, it did work together with her to decide where her talents would best fit. Michael Smith is also leaving because the old stuff shirts wanted political correctness instead of political realities. The next spin, you killed her with facts so she ran and blocked you? That’s a riot. Jemele Hill deals with many Trump based idiot factions, she is well aware you cannot come to terms with idiocy. She’s also aware she has a national audience and as my friend Johnta states and you, surprisingly back up, are just a baby tadpole in that national audience. Being blocked for being irrelevant is not the same as self-proclaiming victory by being blocked without the last say. Just face it, you should stick to addicts, hookers and thieves having a bad day. We are aware of the Mass State Police work and that is fine work, but leave the National stuff to the big boys, and in this case, the big chica mujer Hermosa. And if “one of these days, i’m gonna be not-so nice lol” is a threat to you, then it just goes to show you aren’t ready for the national level. May god bless you always.

    • I See Dumb People
      April 22, 2018 at 7:08 am

      Jamele and her lil fuck boy Cole can both go back to thier “AIDS ridden MotherLand”… First off how the fuck are they going to speak on oppression when they make millions being a sell out and ass fucking thier way into high paying jobs … Secondly lets face facts the only reason she hasnt been fired is becaise the old white stiffs dont want to deal with her going “Ape Shit” and filing a false racially based lawsuit because everyone one knows once you hire an ignorant nigger your stuck with them for fear of them suing you and playing the race card when actually its the race card that keeps her employed so they just tuck her away and call it a new postion its like doggy style your still getting fucked they just dont have to look at your ugly bucked tooth mug while they jam your ass full of cum hahaha ignorant cunts

      • Evenlyn B. Hall
        April 22, 2018 at 7:21 pm

        I agree with your point about race-husting as a means to remain economically relevant. However, when you utilize racial vernacular you end up stooping to Jemelle’s level, and, therefore, lose a segment of the audience. This is relevant because your message is spot on, and important. It would be beneficial to limit such language.

        • Quality Control
          April 22, 2018 at 10:34 pm

          Perfect comment.

    • z
      April 22, 2018 at 7:38 am

      ESPN wishes she could have ended up like Melissa Harris-Perry. Who? Remember when was she a thing?

      But this goober makes Melissa Harris-Perry look sane. So, they stuck her in a corner until they they can buy her out quietly or her contract runs out because there isn’t enough Rolaids in the world for the shit storm she would raise. I’m betting the contract will run out and won’t be renewed. With so many people not renewed by them, not renewing her is just one more. Many of those gone are white males. It’s not like she can bitch that she was singled out when it happens.

    • Chuck Johnson
      April 22, 2018 at 10:57 am

      You sound like you need some dick.
      I got a small one if you want it, and I’ll trade it for cake!!!!

    • Evenlyn B. Hall
      April 22, 2018 at 7:17 pm

      I disagree, but this is well stated.

    April 22, 2018 at 4:38 am

    LMAO… Turtle boy just trying to get some twitter followers…@iden Ke3@rney you’re losing your fastball that used to routinely sit at about 92-93.You’re throwing 86-88 now. Just plain garbage. Trolling Jemele hill(who i fucking hate btw) is a new low. Once I get my hands around that fucking pussy Bret Killorans Neck you might not have any fans left. Heres to hoping Bret can get his fat whore of a wifes huge strap on out of his ass long enough to take a shower and then come outside of his absolutely disgusting section 8 apartment for me to run up on him and put a fucking right hook through his gross yellow and missing teeth. On god Id one punch drop him, he’d die for real though. All those years of shooting up coke, then coming down with dope, then feeling good so doing more coke, and having to do more dope has fucked his heart up he wont be able to handle the stress. dude smokes a carton of newports a day too. BRET IF YOU WANT TO GET HIGH HIT ME UP. I know your loser ass wants to die anyway, let me make it easy for you. I’ll fuck you up followed by any pussy from worcester who wants it. FUCK WORCESTER FUCK WESTERN MASS YOU POOR UGLY FUCKS.
    #A1D@N K3ARN3Y

    • Bret
      April 22, 2018 at 8:41 am

      A- you’d wrap your hands around my cock, if I LET you…
      B- you can’t open your mouth without putting my name (or a dick) in it.
      C- you have no car or friends, so you can’t even get to Worcester, so shut your cockwasher boy..
      Remember, you’re my bitch, so go grab daddy a beer bitchboy…lol
      Try harder Chuck

      • Done
        April 22, 2018 at 9:21 am

        Get over yourself, you are not all that. Cut the grease mop too.

        • Bret
          April 22, 2018 at 10:13 am

          When you need a fake name to talk shit, you should reevaluate your life Lisa…lol

    • Brian’s Pathetically Bruised Ego
      April 22, 2018 at 9:23 am

      Damn, Bret must have fucked your girl real good, Chuck. You obsess about him like he picked on you all through high school.
      Bret, give the poor fuck back his lunch money so he stops whining. He’s worse than a fat ex-girlfriend.

    • Evelyn B. Hall
      April 22, 2018 at 2:18 pm

      I do not agree with what you have to say, but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it.

      The spirit of Massachusetts is the spirit of America, the spirit of the Red, White, and Blue!

      • Wikkid Pissa
        April 22, 2018 at 6:45 pm

        I thought the spirit of Massachusetts was it systematic destruction of all its cities over the past 50 years. They’re all now shitholes.

        • Evenlyn B. Hall
          April 22, 2018 at 7:16 pm

          Well stated. Unfortunately, I cannot disagree with your point.

      • Voltaire
        April 22, 2018 at 10:40 pm

        Holla back atcha, E.

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