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Everett Coochy Momma Raising $3K To Pay Off Elementary School Kid’s School Lunch Balances, Even Though School Lunch Is Free For All And The Foundation Doesn’t Exist

Everett Coochy Momma Raising $3K To Pay Off Elementary School Kid’s School Lunch Balances, Even Though School Lunch Is Free For All And The Foundation Doesn’t Exist

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Here’s your scam of the day out of Everett…..

You might be asking yourself, what’s wrong with this fundraiser Turtle grinch? Do you have a problem with a thoughtful parent taking it upon herself to pay off the lunch money balances for students whose parents can’t afford it? Doesn’t this look like the kind of crotch nectar you can trust?

I mean, she’s got hoop earrings ad a crucifix. Se’s obviously deeply devout.

Well, couple issues. Number one, schools would never keep a kid from eating because their parents owe money. That’s not how schools works.

Secondly, kids who come from impoverished homes obviously qualify for free lunch and breakfast, so they wouldn’t owe any outstanding balance.

Most importantly, here’s an email recently sent out by the principal of Lafayette Elementary School (notice the last part of the email):

Yup, breakfast and lunch are free for everyone. In other words, no student at Lafayette Elementary School has an outstanding lunch or breakfast balance. Melissa Abreau is just running a $3,000 feel good Christmas scam and she’s hoping that people won’t look into it. Guess she’s hoping that people obey her sign.

Here’s the best part – she tagged the wrong Everett Public Schools foundation in her post…..

Yea, that’s Everett, Washington. A foundation that actually exists. Unlike the non-existent Everett MA Public Schools Foundation, which she is raising $3,000 for. Something tells me the good folks in Washington won’t be knocking on her door for the check.

We messaged Melissa to see what she had to say about it….

And……..we’re blocked.

Turns out if you have a problem with a scam artist raising money for school lunches that have already been paid for to give it to a foundation 3,000 miles from here, then you must’ve eaten from a golden spoon your entire life. Makes sense.

24 Comment(s)
  • Turd reversalist
    December 19, 2017 at 1:02 am

    Hey, do you think she does the bum stuff?
    I wouldn’t mind dulling her turdcutter a bit.
    i’d prime her with a golden spoonful of bacon grease.
    totally organic method, ya know?

  • Lenny from Holyoke
    December 17, 2017 at 3:44 pm

    I would love to drain my balls deep insider her hairy hebrew snatch

    • yup it's...
      December 18, 2017 at 1:48 am

      Lithium time, my dear Lenny

      • losingstreak
        December 19, 2017 at 9:04 am

        I’m so happy
        Cause today I found my friends
        their in my head…..

        • kurt
          December 23, 2017 at 3:43 am

          nirvana <333

  • full testicles
    December 16, 2017 at 9:56 am

    Smoking body, toned arms shoulder, hard body chick.

    But her face…. her face is sort of… crooked or lopsided just a tiny bit.

    And something about that lopsided face with a hardbody, makes me Horny as Hell.
    I would agree to be her legal guardian, cover her crimes and expenses in exchange for servitude in all ways, all ways.

  • Sonny Bono
    December 15, 2017 at 5:31 pm

    I would break my dead dick off in her blistery twat

    and then sing about it while flutes played

  • Haverhill Landlord
    December 15, 2017 at 5:05 pm

    a) Yeah, I’d engage in a vigorous bout of sexual intercourse with her, but only after covering my entire body with Flex Seal and verifying her rabies certificate.

    b) It’s not the fraudulent GFM that offends me as much as the idea that all the kids in the Everett school system are eating for free. WTF? I’m no fan of childhood hunger (having experienced it myself) but…WTF? At least make the little crotch monkeys work for it, emptying the trash, cleaning the windows, changing the oil in the school buses, etc. Instead of being second generation Americans these kids are becoming second-generation learned-helplessness victims.

    Evolution is grinding to a slow halt.

  • Mr. Kruger
    December 15, 2017 at 3:42 pm

    In other news, Melissa has decided she’s now going to donate everything from her fraudulent fundraiser to The Human Fund. Money for People!
    Happy Festivus Everyone!

    • banana face
      December 16, 2017 at 9:49 am

      Now it’s time for the feats of strength, George’s dad rocked!

  • R
    December 15, 2017 at 1:08 pm

    She has more gum showing than an overturned high school desk.

    • vicxh
      December 15, 2017 at 1:18 pm

      I would. Totally. Many times.

      • Better wrap it
        December 15, 2017 at 2:50 pm

        Lumbergh fucked her

      • lol
        December 15, 2017 at 3:11 pm

        lol mr. Vic

        • I am don's bitter old fuckery
          December 15, 2017 at 3:31 pm

          feel free to use u @ gmail . com too

  • Josh
    December 15, 2017 at 12:47 pm

    Heres where she got the idea

  • Rich
    December 15, 2017 at 12:23 pm

    She’s the lowest of the low.

  • War Pig
    December 15, 2017 at 11:45 am

    People who do this should be enslaved.

  • TortugaNino
    December 15, 2017 at 11:40 am

    I’m not sure which turtleboy wrote this but I’m hoping it is not the “raised in a catholic home and takes Jr. to mass on sundays” turtleboy. I would expect him to know that there is a difference between a cross and a crucifix and the significance that can play in identifying which denomination a Christian is representing. I know its minor and petty but a huge pet peeve of mine as a protestant Christian who was raised to be aware of the difference and reasoning behind it.

    • ExcommunicateMe
      December 15, 2017 at 4:00 pm

      I went to Catholic school & I don’t know the difference between a cross & crucifix.

      • Fool
        December 17, 2017 at 1:59 am

        Well then, you’re an idiot.

    • Jeb
      December 16, 2017 at 12:44 pm

      You sound like a old lady.

    • Goose
      December 17, 2017 at 2:07 am


      Literally no one cares about your weird obsession over “crosses vs. crucifixes”.

  • Goldmember
    December 15, 2017 at 11:35 am

    I hate it when my golden spoon hits my fillings! It’s like ZAP! Like chewing aluminum foil… totally unpleasant.

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