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Check out this story from Cape Cod circa 2005:
Anne Flaherty was a beautiful blond who had earned a certain notoriety after serving six years in prison for running a prostitution ring on Cape Cod. Ken Simon was a successful financial manager who retired early here after amassing a small fortune. Their marriage — the third for both — caused something of a stir in this quaint waterfront village on Nantucket Sound but that was nothing compared to the shock waves it sent through Simon’s family.
His three adult sons did not attend the July 2004 wedding. A year later they filed a series of lawsuits against Anne Simon 44 saying liver disease and alcoholism had left him mentally incompetent and that she plotted to kill him. They asked a judge to end the marriage — either through annulment or divorce — and to stop her from spending any more of his money.
Ken Simon’s death last month at age 72 did little to ease the hostilities. As his will makes its way through the courts his sons are continuing what their lawyer describes as an effort to keep her from squandering his fortune estimated at $5 million to $9 million.
“I think what the boys want is for this woman not to profit by what they see as fraud on their father and a scheme developed by her to take his money under the guise of being his wife” said Russell Wilkins an attorney for Simon’s sons Kenneth Jr. Christopher and Kurt. “In fact she was no more his wife than some other person on the street.”
Anne Simon 44 calls her sons-in-law “gold diggers” and says they are trying to get back at her for embarrassing the family with her past as a prostitute.
“They’ve never met me. Who the hell are they to judge me?” she said. “It’s a witch hunt because I was a madam.”
They were married about a year after she was released from prison in the back yard of Simon’s waterfront home in a gazebo he bought to fulfill his bride’s childhood dream of her wedding day. But the romance did not go over well with the sons from Simon’s first marriage. All three skipped the wedding.
“It never occurred to me to marry the guy for his money” said Simon. “Anyone who knew Ken and I knew we were deeply in love.”
They spent the next year traveling around the world until Ken Simon’s illness forced them to return home. In August a temporary guardian was appointed at the request of his sons after a judge found him mentally incompetent. The guardian then filed a lawsuit against Anne Simon alleging she spent at least $195000 in the year they’d been married.
A judge froze the couple’s assets and immediately halted renovations to the Harwich Port house. Anne Simon said she was trying to make the home handicapped-accessible for her husband but the sons claim in court papers that she was planning to spend $200000 to $300000 on a home office for herself a new master bedroom new floors and a two-car garage.
Ken Simon died Nov. 2 from advanced liver disease caused by alcoholism. Separate memorial services were held one by his wife the other by his children.mBefore he died he deeded the house — worth an estimated $1.6 million to $1.8 million — to himself and his wife in a legal arrangement that would allow her to own it outright after he died. If a court grants the annulment Anne Simon will no longer be entitled to the house.
In their annulment petition they claim she married their father for his money and plotted to kill him either by giving him an overdose of prescription medications or pushing him down the stairs while he was drunk.
“Before the marriage defendant stated to others she did not love plaintiff but was going to marry plaintiff so that thereafter she would then kill him to get all his money” the complaint states.
Nissenbaum said he has two witnesses who can verify those claims. He would not identify them but media reports have said one was a woman with whom Anne Simon had a lesbian affair in prison. She denies the claim saying she was “deeply in love” with Simon and that the former inmate is “a scorned woman” trying to get back at her.
What a story!! I guess this was big gossip news back in ought five. What’s not to like about this one? It’s got it all:
- An over the hill madame who realizes her looks aren’t coming back, so she needs to marry a rich guy pronto.
- An old guy who’s clearly lost his marbles and agrees to marry some skag hooker right out of prison.
- The hooker calling her dead husband’s kids “gold diggers,” even though she’s the textbook definition of a gold digger.
- Separate funerals, unattended weddings.
- Scissoring cellmates testifying that she planned on murdering the old man.
At the end of the day she ended up winning:
Steinberg found credible evidence that Simon and Flaherty truly loved each other. Simon drew up a will before he became gravely ill giving Flaherty the Harwich Port home, worth more than $1 million, and $150,000 in cash. The rest of his $4.5 million estate would skip his children and go to his grandchildren, according to court documents.
This guy’s poor kids. He was estranged from them because they wouldn’t go to his wedding, and this stance ends up costing them $4.5 million.
The moral of the story here is that if you’re gonna go around pole polishing Uncle Leo for his inheritance, make sure you piss off his kids enough so that the old man leaves them out of the will.
Oh, and get this – after she was arrested and before she was sentenced to prison for running a whorehouse, she was on probation. One of those conditions was she was not to leave the country. No biggie, she just stole someone else’s passport, which wasn’t discovered until her dead husband’s kids found it in a safety deposit box. When she testified at her own trial in 2006 she was asked if she tried to use the passport to get out of the country. Her response was ratchtacular:
“Oh, I didn’t just try.” LOL. She went to the Netherlands too? What kind of woman her age runs to the Netherlands? Amsterdam is for people who live in states where weed isn’t legalized yet and horny virgins who wanna get laid for bargain basement prices.
Fast forward 13 years to 2018. Let’s see what Anne Simon is up to these days……
Yea, I have no idea what any of that means. Something about being in a motorcycle accident in 2016 and having “grievous” injuries. Not sure what she wants others to do about it, but complaining about the bad hand she’s been dealt in life seems to be a recurring theme for her. For instance she was also injured 3 years ago by a guy who stole her Harley, which took away her ability to function “as a normal.”
Keep in mind, this is a woman who likely has never had a real job before. She spent six years incarcerated, many years before that running a brothel, and many years after that licking old man porridge gun for yogurt surprises so that she could live off his inheritance. Now it’s 13 years later, that money is all gone, and she’s desperately trying to find a way to get paid for doing nothing.
Looks like the royalty checks stopped coming in from that movie she was an extra in back in 97….
Evidently this woman who inherited over $1 million was collecting disability for a month or two before the government figured out she wasn’t really disabled:
“The federal government guaranteed me this income for life.”
(Bangs head on desk)
This was her whole plan. Suck off Uncle Sam for the rest of her life. Might as well,. After all, Uncle Sam is an elderly man that can’t stop spending money on stupid shit. That basically sums up her marriage to Ken Simon.
But as she pointed out, this was a “breach of contract” by Uncle Sam. Because apparently they’re not supposed to investigate whether people collecting disability are actually disabled.
Piece of advice for the professor in this picture:
When this failed to elicit any sort of help she then decided to announce that she was gonna be starting a GoFundMe:
Yes, that’s right. Queef McBeef, who at one point inherited over $1 million, now wants you to give her your money!!
According to her though, she “worked hard as a single mother for the last 30 years”:
And by “worked hard” she meant “blitzkrieging the Vaginot Line.”
In 2016 she must’ve been running low on cash because she suddenly remembered that a former classmate at Burlington High School had raped her, and she was none too pleased that none of her former high school classmates were comforting her:
In other words, she was a sophomore who banged a senior. He never called her again and now that she ran out of the old many cash she’s gonna try to milk some Benjamins out of this guy. She’s literally spent her entire life letting guys invade her stench trench if she saw the pot of gold at the end of the breeding rainbow.
And she’s keeping track of who is comforting her and who isn’t:
But the fake rape hoax and all the disability claims didn’t work out as planned. So she decided to give her brother Garth Brown a call, because apparently he’s wealthy. Sadly Garth did not give her the response she was looking for:
You go Garth!
Question – does she think Ohio is Siberia or something? It’s a regular midwestern state that gets cold in the winter and hot in the summer. But apparently she seems to think it’s a far off and distant place covered in igloos and polar bears.
Finally, her latest scam is to try to sue a woman who was allegedly obese and drunk, and had viciously assaulted her outside a nightclub because she was smoking out of a vaporizer, which left her disabled for over 3 years. She says she’s had many surgeries, and that her drug addict children stole all her inheritance cash!
I hate when that happens.
Then in her most recent post she called out the woman by name who she claims attacked her outside the Embargo Nightclub in Hyannis and left her crippled for life:
Sounds pretty serious!!! Except Jeanette saw her post and called her out on her shenanigans:
Turns out she actually tried to sue the nightclub because they banned her, most likely because she’s a drunken clam who can turn any bar into a gas chamber simply by uncrossing her legs and airing out her sideways sloppy Joe’s.
And as it turns out the reason she called this particular woman out, is because after she filed false claims against her two years ago, the woman was summonsed to testify against her in court this upcoming May on an unrelated matter:
So the moral of the story here is that if you’re gonna play pass the gravy with Grandpa so you can get a fat check when he finally dies, make sure you invest that money or at least have a plan on how you’re going to live off of it for the rest of your life. If not then you’ll end up having to accuse people of raping and/or assaulting you, and pretending to be crippled so you can try to collect disability for the rest of your miserable existence.