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Earlier in the week SJW Hunter published this blog about a woman who raised thousands of dollars via GoFundMe after lying and claiming to be the victim of a hate crime in which she said she was attacked for being transgender. The police and hospital employees who allegedly treated her in the hospital (for bruises and cuts that aren’t nearly as bad as the average neighborhood 4 year old) said she fell (likely because she was drunk). But nevertheless she insisted, without any evidence whatsoever, that she was beaten by a violent Nazi who attacked her because she’s transgender.
And she profited off of it over and over again by referring to herself as a hate crime survivor.
She also claims to be a Rice University grad, with a Master’s Degree from Harvard, and admitted that her wealthy immigrant parents in Houston have already paid for the next two months rent. She refuses to get a job because she claims that she’s injured, and she has applied to collect SSDI and food stamps.
She also started a GoFundMe for a cosmetic aspect of gender reassignment surgery, even though Mass Health (which of course she’s on) has already paid for most of it.
This was in the last paragraph of the blog:
“Prediction – Noah will read this, immediately claim that we’re victimizing her, and use it to jump start another GoFundMe.”
And then right on cue she did just that. Noah Toledo wrote one of the longest, most incredible, yet completely predictable screeds you will ever see on Facebook. I can’t break down the whole thing because it’s entirely too long. It’s long and you can see her post here, so make sure you have some coffee first. I’ll keep it brief with my commentary as it goes along, because I’m sure you all are busy.
How can the blog be misogynistic if you think you’re a dude? Hmmmmm…..
Also, we’re not victim shaming you, because you’re not a victim. We’re exposing you because you’re a liar who is committing fraud and breaking several laws while doing so.
Of course the first thing they always do is label us as conservative right wingers in some sort of attempt to discredit us. In reality all we do is expose scam artists like this, who then attempt to politicize it because they know it’s effective at rallying the base.
- You don’t “survive” a suicide attempt. You chicken out of it. Those don’t count. This is just you once again attempting to victimize yourself so that you can guilt people into donating to you so that you don’t have to get a job like everyone else.
- If 40% of your “community” attempts suicide, then I would suggest that your community is suffering from some sort of mental illness that causes you to believe you’re something you’re not.
- Potential employers should see this blog when they Google you so they know the tremendous risk they’d be taking by hiring you. You’re lazy and unstable. Any profitable company would be worse off with you working for them. You’d likely make excuses as to why your performance isn’t up to task and miss lots of days of work for various illnesses and injuries. The blog about you is a public service because you are bad news.
- Your injury was in no way, shape, or form “serious” or “traumatic.”
“I. Cannot. Work.”
Yes. You. Can.
People with Master’s Degrees from Harvard don’t “look for work.” They are members of the most connected, elite, wealthy and powerful circle of Americans. They go on to become Fortune 500 CEO’s and Presidents. They don’t go on Mass Health and beg for money for their cats. If you really graduated from Harvard then post your Master’s Degree for the world to see. I’ll wait.
“I don’t need to put my academic transcripts on the internet to “prove” where I went to school.”
No, you don’t. But it would shut us up real quickly, and serve as the ultimate Boom. Roasted.
“Harvard College?” It’s Harvard University. Anyone who ever attended Harvard knows that. Hell, most people who haven’t attended Harvard know that. It’s only the most prestigious university in our country’s history.
Blah, blah, blah, No one actually believes any of this. You are a pathological liar who finally got called out on her bullshit. If you had proof you’d show it. But you don’t. I’m sure many nurses and doctors will read this blog. I would love to hear from them if the things she is saying about TBI are true, and whether or not her actions are consistent with someone suffering from it.
Although this kind of gives you away.
Earlier you said you were unconscious for half a day. No one sits in the ER for half a day. You don’t just lie there unconscious for 12 hours and wake up. That’s not how the ER works. I’ve been many times. In the ER they figure out what you need and they treat you. People don’t just lie there unconscious hoping to wake up.
You did not make an “educated guess” as to why you were in the ER either. The trained professionals told you that you fell and you didn’t like that answer because it’s not easy to profit off of. So you convinced yourself it was a hate crime and have referred to yourself as a hate crime survivor ever since then.
Also, new twist – they tried raping her too.
So the person who assaulted her not only hates transgender people, they want to have sex with them too.
According to her she was out that night with “fellow Latinos” talking about immigration and asylum seekers. The owner of the Galway said they’d review the tapes, but hasn’t gotten back to her. Probably because nothing suspicious at all was on the tapes. Don’t worry though, we’ll be contacting them for you for comment.
Don’t compare our donation button with your Internet panhandling. People donate to us because we are providing a public service for free. They don’t have to donate, but they can if they want the blog to continue to expose con-artists like you. Without our existence liars like yourself would be able to profit off of the generosity of others as you exploit them with tall tales of hate crimes and Trump blogs.
But of course she posted this because she knew it would work. Literally the ONLY thing she knows how to do is victimize herself. No one is trying to kill her. She gets taxpayer funded health care that pays for non-essential cosmetic genital mutilation. Other people pay for all of her living expenses, and Mommy and Daddy pay for her rent in Jamaica Plain, where she chooses to live despite the incredibly high rent.
The responses were predictable.
This is how censorship works. These people, who like to liberally throw around the word “Nazi,” always seem to have Nazi-like tendencies. What they’re attempting to do is modern day book burning. They see speech they don’t like, they deem it dangerous, and then they try to destroy it. But you cannot destroy an idea or the ability of people to think freely. And we will not be silenced in the pursuit of the truth.
Soon there were calls for court, and others boldly suggesting that it was I who assaulted him as part of this hate crime, and that I should be investigated for it.
Please, I beg of you – SUE ME!! We’re undefeated in court. Ask Mike Gaffney, Talib Kweli, or Gordon Davis about that. You’ll find out if you do sue me that there is something called “discovery.” When you sue another person they have the right to request information from you that would otherwise be private. We’d get access to your bank records and see how much money you’ve made off these fundraisers. We’d find out what year you graduated from Harvard “College.” We’d put the entire nursing staff at the hospital on the witness list, along with whatever police officers you spoke to about this. All of our questions would be answered. It would be really fun.
Then came the “I figured out who Turtleboy is” routine.
“The lawsuit Gaffney filed was weaksauce compared to your position.”
It was weaksauce indeed. But somehow your’s is even worse.
I guess they don’t like the fact that I reproduced either.
This is what you do when you question a very profitable sob story that seems to be based completely in lies. They call it “hate speech” and try to silence you.
Oh, and in true Nazi style they’re trying to get us deplatformed from PayPal now too.
This is what we’re up against turtle riders. This is why we ask you to donate. Because there are no shortage of these people who harass our advertisers, report us to Facebook and Twitter, report us to our hosting company, and now are reporting us to PayPal. Next they’ll go after our banks for accepting our hate speech money, and our internet service provider for letting us post hate speech on the world wide webs. Don’t forget WordPress too. You can’t stop until you’ve completely silenced us. They will do anything to deplatform us and take away our voice altogether because our speech is a threat to their gravy train. We do what no one else has the balls to do – call out liars.
Funny that Anthony Calleo would do this though. He may or may not be a racist white nationalist himself.
I’m not saying he’s a Nazi, but he looks exactly like every Nazi ever. Just sayin. And he’s from the South. Houston to be specific, where he owns a restaurant called “The New Potato” and is a well known chef.
And he’s actively trying to harm our business, by intentionally interfering with the contractual relations between our business and PayPal for the purpose of causing economic harm. There’s a term for that.
Don’t worry though, I’m not gonna bother suing you because I can’t prove damages and you’re probably broke as shit. Unless of course we actually got deplatformed by PayPal, in which case I will likely own your potato pub shortly thereafter.
And since he likes to damage other businesses maliciously, it would be a damn shame if people flooded their Facebook page with negative reviews, about the owner who may or may not be a Nazi/white nationalist. Please, DO NOT flood their Facebook page with bad reviews and report individual posts repeatedly for hate speech and pornography.
According to Noah she’s got a lot of powerful people in her corner.
Uhoh, she sent an email to her “friend” at the Boston Globe!! Someone might wanna tell her the Globe credited us with taking down the State Police in a column earlier this year. But please, have them investigate me. I would love for Kevin Cullen to get to the bottom of this. That guy is everywhere!!
Does this look like a woman who doesn’t have powerful connections at the Globe?
We may have met our match. Blindly believing anyone who says they’re a victim without necessitating facts or evidence seems to be a specialty of hers.
Her legal experts insist that we have libeled her.
That’s actually not what libel is at all. I know because I’ve been sued for libel multiple times and never actually had to go to trial because they’re always dismissed in summary judgement. Nothing in the blog was a lie, and if it was it would be incumbent upon you to prove it was a lie. No harm was resulted, and if it was you’d have to prove it. And no, “harassment” is not damages. It has to be monetary damages. Also you have to prove the lies were done with malice. You can do none of these things. But I would definitely take legal advice from this woman.
And if you can’t afford a pro boner lawyer there’s always GFM.
If that doesn’t work Hannah’s got some friends graduating from law school soon.
Or a cease and desist.
Despite her Harvard College degree she also doesn’t seem to know what doxxing is either.
Yea, doxxing is revealing the identity of a previously anonymous person, and then posting their private info like address, phone number, social security, etc. We just screenshotted things you said and pointed out the likelihood that you’re committing fraud. Nevertheless, Charlene says it’s “easy to discern” that this is deformation, and she looks like someone whose advice I would trust.
And watch out turtle riders, if you hit the laughing emoji on her Facebook post or message her and call her a liar, she will screenshot and come after you too. Because you also victimized her.
“Their employee is transphobic. Go get them mob!!”
How gutless is it to do that when you yourself don’t have an employer for us to call and harass? It’s not enough that she steals our money, we pay for her health care, and she refuses to get a job. But then she has the nerve to try to attack the livelihoods of gainfully employed taxpayers for calling her out on her lies and crimes. Because what she’s doing is against the law.
Noah has messaged me on Facebook. She did the usual recanting of her horrific story she can’t remember and blah, blah, blah. But she says she graduated from “Harvard College” this year, despite enrolling at Rice in 1998.
Lots of people spend 20 years in college.
Perhaps if she could name just one professor she had she could show us that we were wrong.
Again, please sue us so we can find out the names of your professors.
She tried to scare us off with her connections.
I’ve seen who’s in your corner.
And I’m wicked scared.
Oh, and I’m being investigated by the Boston Police, as well as the FBI (her contacts), as I am now suspect numero uno for attacking her that fateful night.
I gave her a chance to come clean and be honest. I told her I’d take the blog down if she could prove that everything she claims happened actually happened. She chose to dance with the devil instead.
If she lied about this then she has committed fraud. She financially benefitted from an incident that never happened. That’s a crime. Just ask the people with the homeless gas can guy in New Jersey. Have a Merry Christmas Noah, we’ll pick up where we left off very shortly. And don’t worry, we will get to the bottom of this.